What’s so hard about kneading buns? I can knead all the buns, big and small, round and flat.
Li Tiezhu is not resistant to helping in the kitchen and is quite interested. Just heard that today’s morning exercise to learn some new combat skills, so he is a little bit of a problem.
Asked Liao Long: “Today’s morning exercise to learn what ah?”
Liao Long: “Front fall and capturing the enemy, taught by Ren Quan who came to capture you yesterday. You don’t have to go, so let you come to help cook it.”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, it is the one who saw the situation and ran away, right, it seems that there is really no need to go. Military skills movement and so on, the other party may be more standard, but can not beat Li Tiezhu ah, he went if the instructor will be a little embarrassed.
Making pasta Li Tiezhu would be, but certainly not as professional as the northerners, so, after arriving at the cooking class is also to follow them to learn.
Luckily, he has a high level of understanding in cooking, and soon had a good style, and then also fried two big pots of vegetables.
During dinner, Li Tiezhu heard that Liu Yuan bit his lower lip during training, so he thoughtfully got him a small dish of pickles mixed with red oil.
Liu Yuan: “Brother, do you have a grudge against me?”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s called fighting poison with poison, it won’t hurt soon, don’t believe you try.”
Liu Yuan half-believe, ate a bite: “ah ……”
Hurry to drink milk to suppress the shock, too painful.
The other people cried and laughed, Li Tiezhu this naive cheat really can not be defended ah, poor Liu Yuan.
Wu Litao said, “Do not have a brain? This is not to put chilli on the wound? You really eat it?”
Liu Yuan: “How did I know Brother Zhu would harm me?”
Li Tiezhu said seriously, “Do you feel less pain? Because chilli stimulating the wound will be especially painful, once you experience this, you will find that the wound doesn’t hurt that much.”
Liu Yuan: “Listening to you is better than listening to you!”
This damn, it really makes sense! After drinking a few big mouthfuls of milk, it really doesn’t hurt that much, compared to when you just ate chilli, it really …… doesn’t feel much.
Zhang Yi Feng held up a bun and said to Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, this bun filling is a little salty.”
Li Tiezhu: “The filling is not what I adjusted, I just wrapped the bun.”
Yuan Heng: “Then you didn’t wash your hands before wrapping the bun.”
Zhang Yi Feng’s expression instantly went wrong.
After breakfast, began professional training, but yesterday the last two of the physical training, Yuan Heng and Wu Litao could not participate in the training, was taken to the training ground to do security work. Simply put, it is to take the iron bar that is used as a roadmap for the tank to travel, and if there are any bent and fallen ones, take them down and smash them straight and replace them.
Pop-up:
“What a boring job.”
“It’s like making a mistake in prison and having to go smash rocks, haha ……”
“I always thought those kind of markers could straighten themselves.”
“Those who are not physically fit are sent to do manual labour.”
“A few more times, the physical strength will come up.”
“And f*cking assembly line work?”
As for the other four artists such as Li Tiezhu, who went to learn the tank communication speciality, the instructor was a bit impressive. Rank fourth grade sergeant major, thirty-five years old, sixteen years of military service, exaggerated to have made a first class merit once, third class merit five times.
Several artists were also shocked, boy!
First class merit ah!
Zhang Yi Feng and Guo Xiao Xi, two people who came out of the army, could naturally understand the weight.
As for Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan, the two youngsters, through this period of training, they were actually no longer white, and their eyes were glowing as they looked at the instructor.
The instructor said, “Welcome to learn the tank communication profession, my teaching style is …… like to ask questions.”
Li Tiezhu suddenly had a big head, for the scum of the school, this is a nightmare.
“This instructor is so strong!”
“Living first class?”
“A long time ago.”
“Third-class merit is received standing, second-class merit is received lying down, and first-class merit is received by family members.”
“So, living first class merit is too awesome!”
“What did this instructor go through?”
“Probably participated in peacekeeping.”
“It could also be counter-terrorism.”
“This damn thing isn’t even a collective first class merit, outrageous!”
“Holy sh*t!”
“Like to ask questions okay?”
“Serious brother has been weak-minded, haha ……”
Even Liu Yuan and Guo Xiaoxi coincidentally inclined their heads towards Li Tiezhu, only to see Li Tiezhu under the hot sun, sweating like a pig.
The first lesson, digital pronunciation.
It is the military reading of the Arabic numerals, from one to zero, respectively: the youngest two three four five six inflection eight hook hole.
After changing the pronunciation of numbers, the mouth shape is open. The purpose of the open mouth shape is to roar out. The sound is loud enough to communicate sound on the battlefield, not to be drowned out by the sound of the cannon.
Instructor: “Does everyone think it’s simple?”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Not simple.”
Li Tiezhu smiled, “Not simple.”
It turns out I’m not the only one who thinks it’s not simple.
Instructor: “It’s not simple, which means you guys didn’t remember it. Zhang Yi Feng, say something.”
Zhang Yifeng: “Missy two, three, four, five, six, eight, eight hook holes.”
Instructor: “You see this is not remembered?”
Zhang Yi Feng: “That’s me being modest.”
Li Tiezhu’s smile immediately disappeared, Master Zhang does not speak of martial virtues! Isn’t this setting me up?
The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “Missy three four …… Missy, Missy two three is five land? Turn eight hooks …… hole?”
The other three snickered.
Zhang Yifeng said it is not simple that is modest, Li Tiezhu said it is not simple that is really not simple.
Li Tiezhu suddenly regretted a little, if I had known, I would not have returned the IQ value, or now add back? Too late ah, can only add or subtract once in a week …… finished.
Instructor: “You …… practice alone first.”
Li Tiezhu can only read two more times, barely able to stutter and read down.
Instructor: “For example, the time now is ten thirty, it should be read as the youngest hole three holes. Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “Here!”
Instructor: “How do you read ten minutes past eleven?”
Li Tiezhu was instantly nervous and muttered, “Eleven, eleven point three minutes ……”
Guo Xiaoxi beside him reminded: “Ten minutes past eleven.”
Li Tiezhu: “Missy three holes.”
The crowd was amazed, how did you come up with this answer? I said eleven point three, Guo Xiaoxi said eleven point ten, you fusion strange? Fusion out brother eleven and a half?
The instructor was also a little surprised for a while, which …… was also not expected.
“Guo Xiaoxi, you read again.”
“Missy hole.”
“Li Tiezhu, wrong?”
“Wrong!”
“What to do?”
Of course is to do push-ups ah, Li Tiezhu down is ten push-ups, while doing push-ups while shouting: “Missy three holes, ah? Oh, the youngest hole, the youngest hole ……”
Guo Xiaoxi and Liu Yuan crying and laughing, this can still be wrong? Can only remind him.
Then, the instructor said: “Next we conduct a digital test, Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “Present!”
Why me again?
Instructor: “What is your height?”
Li Tiezhu people are numb: “……”
Right, how tall am I? Think about …… just measured some time ago ……
Instructor: “Quickly say.”
Li Tiezhu more flustered: “Ah, this this …… youngest eight holes.”
“You eighteen metres ah?”
“The youngest eight …… youngest.”
“In the end is the youngest eight or the youngest eight holes?”
“Missy eighty.”
The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu, for a time did not know what to say.
Li Tiezhu was weak, so …… he got down to do push-ups again.
Then, the instructor looked at the information in hand and said, “Li Tiezhu, you are one metre eighty-one tall, the youngest eighty-two is right ah, you do push-ups for what? Stand up.”
Li Tiezhu: “Report! What if it’s wrong? I first do a few, anyway, later but also wrong.”
Good damn justified.
Liu Yuan: “Pfft ……”
Then, the instructor looks at Guo Xiaoxi: “What’s your wedding anniversary?”
Guo Xiaoxi: “Missy hole eight two holes abduction.”
Li Tiezhu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, finally bypassed me, to die ah! With the reading of heavenly books like.
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “Here!”
A little broken voice, professional singers speak broken voice. Nervous, how come it’s back?
Instructor: “Excuse me, what year did Guo Xiaoxi get married?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… report, I did not remember.”
Just very confused, just like life, full of confusion.
So, Li Tiezhu once again began to do pushups.
Zhang Yi Feng could not help but burst out laughing, too damn funny, just like Li Tiezhu encountered this kind of link.
Pop-up screen:
“Laughing to death ……”
“Hahahahaha!”
“Having a pillar is happy.”
“The pain of school scum, I understand you! But I still can’t help but laugh!”
“Serious Brother’s sense of variety, it’s really not an act.”
“He’s not a sense of variety, he’s really super slow to react.”
“That goofy smile, it’s too touching.”
“Someone actually asked me why I like to watch Li Tie Zhu.”
“Of course it’s to find confidence!”
Then, the instructor asked Liu Yuan: “Which day is your girlfriend’s birthday?”
Li Tiezhu: “Report, he doesn’t have a girlfriend, hahaha ……”
Liu Yuan: “……”
Instructor: “Then you say, Li Tiezhu.”
Liu Yuan: “Pff~”
Just like Li Tiezhu this kind of death penalty.
Li Tiezhu suddenly people are stupid: “Ah? This …… which one?”
Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Zhang Yi Feng were shocked, this can also be said? They collectively looked at Li Tiezhu.
The instructor did not understand ah, said, “How old are you? How many girlfriends have you had?”
Li Tiezhu: “One ah.”
“Then which one are you asking about?”
“I’m asking which one, I don’t remember.”
“Girlfriend’s birthday.”
The instructor was also speechless.
Li Tiezhu oh, then fell into a state of bewilderment again, the CPU seriously lagged: “This, this …… hole …… hole hook …… hook abduction, holeFive two three.”
Instructor: “……”
Liu Yuan: “Report! He said his girlfriend was born in 1997 AD.”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Old enough ah! Young people have a good appetite!”
Guo Xiaoxi said, “No, no, no, Tiezhu said 997 B.C. Nezha might have haunted the sea during that time.”
Li Tiezhu: “Er …… Missy hooks and turns, hole five two three.”
Instructor: “Liu Yuan, translate.”
Liu Yuan: “He said Song Zhu’er was born on 23 May 1997.”
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu, is he right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah this ……”
Seems to be right, but also seems to be wrong, the brain is all messed up.
Instructor: “Is it right or wrong?”
Liu Yuan: “Report! It’s not right, his girlfriend’s birthday is the 23rd of May 1988. He said one year earlier.”
Instructor: “How do you know?”
Liu Yuan: “We know each other, and it’s in the wikipedia.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… right.”
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu, you can not even remember your girlfriend’s birthday, go back how to explain?”
Li Tiezhu: “Report! No …… no need to explain, she can’t beat me.”
Instructor: “????”
