On the way back to the dormitory, Wu Litao has been broken: “I think the teacher’s wife simply can not like tank models, you send her back this must be scolded, moreover, you are still a day late, the person’s birthday are forgotten …… Anyway, has not been sent out, go to ask for it back to send me forget it!……”
Liu Yuan said: “You like tank models, go when you buy one is not finished? By then we can use the money, Tiezhu this can not be returned. I still want to see Song Zhu’er’s reaction after receiving the tank.”
Wulitao said, “Is this a tank thing? I’ve been accepting my master for so long, and he didn’t even send a worship gift or anything, how knowledgeable other people’s masters are. Moreover, he also gave my master sister so many things, she always shows off with me, in my case it’s biased.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! You say this ah, I really forget, why don’t you remind me?”
This matter, not all blame Li Tiezhu, blame Li Tiezhu his master did not teach him these things, he also do not understand.
Besides, the dock Litao this goods ……
Not every day to beat him has been Li Tiezhu restraint, which can think of sending a disciple gift?
Li Tiezhu returned to the dormitory, then from the backpack when Cheng Dalong sent him the bracelet turned out, on the spot to give Dock Litao.
Dock Litao bit, “Which roadside stall did you buy this from? A two-dollar shop?”
Zhang Yi Feng took it over and observed it, “Good stuff ah ……”
Wu Litao sniffed and immediately snatched the bracelet back, “I’ll study it!”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Tiezhu you still know antiques?”
Li Tiezhu: “What antiques? This is the year before last when I worshipped my master, my master wore on his hand, and then gave it to me.”
It turned out to be worn by Cheng Dalong himself, that makes sense.
Dock Litao, who was wiping the wrapping of the bracelet with a paper towel, stopped his movement, nimbly put the bracelet into his box and locked it, saying, “Master, you’re really outgoing, we brothers don’t pay attention to this. You can just give us some trinkets, how can you be so kind as to give us something so valuable? Master Gong gave you something, really, too polite, hehehe ……”
Liu Yuan asked Zhang Yi Feng: “Is this bracelet an antique?”
Zhang Yi Feng: “It’s hard to say, but the age of that rosewood tree is at least eight hundred years old, it’s a treasure, if it’s still an antique, then it’s even more ……”
Wu Litao is even more joyful, tonight’s “investment” is worth it!
Master’s gift?
It doesn’t matter, the important thing is that it’s something that belongs to the Master.
Oh, this is a good gift from the Master!
Jackie Chan is Wu Litao’s absolute idol, no one, as early as four years ago he has worked with Jackie Chan, received the praise and appreciation of Jackie Chan, but not like Li Tiezhu by Jackie Chan’s disciple.
Later, Wu Li Tao also wrote a song specially for Jackie Chan, “Want to be you”.
That song bar a little bit of small amazing, but …… nearly fawning blow Cheng DaLong.
Overall is a good song, in the dock Li Tao himself wrote the song inside the superior work, and, his voice and singing ability is also in this song, have a good show.
Underneath the facade of being a comedian and a sand sculptor, he is also a talented musician, and most of his songs are composed by his own lyrics and music.
Therefore, although there is an accidental factor for Wu Litao to study under Li Tiezhu, why is it not a kind of “curve to save the country”?
He is not interested in wine?
He worshipped Li Tiezhu, and Lei Daotou worshipped Yue Yupeng, both impulsive results, but they recognise that the real relationship seems to be master and disciple in fact friends.
After listening to Zhang Yi Feng’s review, Dock Litao on that bracelet is more precious, for fear that Li Tiezhu will want to go back again, forcibly changed the topic: “What antique is not antique, I only value the friendship of the master! All the others are false.”
The crowd squinted at Wu Litao.
Yuan Heng suddenly said, “Tie Zhu, you gave your master’s gift to Wu Litao, aren’t you afraid that your master will be angry?”
Dock Litao suddenly looked at Yuan Heng angrily, if you can’t speak, don’t speak!
Li Tiezhu said, “Not afraid.”
Guo Xiaoxi: “Is it because he’s old and can’t beat you?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “No, it’s because he can’t beat my grandmaster uncle, my master never taught me anything, I’m covered by my grandmaster uncle Hong Dabao!”
The crowd was dumbfounded, that …… was really not afraid of Cheng Dalong!
Wu Litao thought to himself, “So my master is also a sinful disciple, eh? Why did I say ‘also’?
Liu Yuan: “Your master doesn’t teach you, so do you teach Wu Litao?”
Wuli Tao also said, “Teach me to write songs.”
Although he was also proud of his own musical talent, but he did not pretend, knowing that he was just a little bit short of the key ability to break through the ceiling, and once he did, his position in the singing world was all different.
Li Tiezhu still shook his head, “No teaching, Yang Feiyue I have not taught, to be treated equally. This …… is sort of an unwritten rule of our division, master never teaches anything, it all depends on self reliance.”
Wu Litao: “Why don’t you teach your sister things?”
Li Tiezhu serious face: “What do you think your senior sister can learn? Kung fu? Singing? Or cooking?”
Wulitao suddenly realised: “Rotten wood can’t be carved ……”
Pop-up screen:
“Li Tiezhu really sends tanks?”
“Is this the f*cking Iron Straight Man?”
“Iron Head Wa will directly give Li Tiezhu a headbutt, right?”
“Dock Litao asking for a gift is also thick-skinned ……”
“More and more I like this little idiot Dock Litao!”
“I’ll go, Li Tiezhu directly transferred the bracelet that Cheng Da Long gave him?”
“Isn’t Cheng Da Long going to be furious?”
“Hong Dabao: Blame it on this idiot Yuanlou ……”
“Brother Zhengjing can teach Yang Feiyue to eat.”
“Yang Feiyue: I’m already unschooled in eating! I can’t learn anything else.”
“Dock Litao: this worships a lonely teacher.”
“Is Yang Feiyue a senior sister or a junior sister?”
“Inexplicably looking forward to Yang Feiyue and Wu Litao being on the same programme ……”
“Dock Litao is afraid that he will be disliked to death!”
“Right, Yang Feiyue’s dislike must have learnt from Li Tiezhu.”
After the show aired, Song Zhu’er and Yang Feiyue both watched the show, and the audience expected their reactions, and they didn’t let the audience down.
Song Zhu’er tweeted, “Thanks to Pillar for the birthday gift, even though it’s a day late, it’s good enough for him to have the hindsight, I’m satisfied. After all, he still remembers that he has a girlfriend, which is also …… too much of an achievement!”
The audience was indifferent, indeed ah, Li Tiezhu that brain, actually did not forget that he had a girlfriend, this is simply a medical miracle!
Yang Feiyue tweeted, “Dock Litao you are dead! How dare you say your sister I am rotten wood? I’m rotten wood and you’re a retard!”
Oooh!
A naked personal attack!
This time, even Dock Li Taotao’s fans were on Yang Feiyue’s side, after all, his own love interest was indeed a retard. Besides, most of Dock Li Tao Tao’s fans are black fans, one side of the powder, the other side of the black, thieves exciting.
After recording the show Dock Li Tao Tao on the microblogging with Yang Feiyue, but also @ Cheng Da Long to do justice.
Then …… Dock Litao was disliked by Yang Feiyue, contributing a large wave of laughs.
Of course, these are all afterthoughts.
In the programme, everyone had their usual evening activities and then went to bed.
The next day was pistol shooting training, and everyone was excited, after all, it was live fire training! How many men don’t like guns?
Liu Yuan was so excited that he quietly said to Li Tiezhu, “Brother Zhu, have you ever shot a pistol before?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I played when I was in the United States, Hei Waer they took me to play.”
Liu Yuan knew that Li Tiezhu’s bodyguard, Hei Waer, was a retired special forces soldier, and asked curiously, “Did you shoot well or did he shoot well?”
Wu Li Tao snaps, “It must be my master who fought well!”
Liu Yuan: “And you know?”
Wu Litao: “My master’s arm strength is amazing, he must be good at shooting pistols!”
Liu Yuan: “Bah! I’m talking about real guns.”
Wu Litao: “I’m talking about real guns! What other guns are there otherwise? Huh! You’re only eighteen, you wouldn’t have shot a gun too, would you?”
Liu Yuan: “Haven’t you guys ever shot one?”
Wu Litao: “I haven’t fought, I have child’s strength.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’ve done it, but the pistol doesn’t have a long enough range, so I think it’s okay.”
Wu Litao: “Is it good?”
Li Tiezhu: “I suspect you have a problem!”
Liu Yuan: “Hehehehehe …… I still like to shoot cannons! It’s not bad to jerk off when you don’t have a cannon to shoot.”
Wu Litao: “Who says it isn’t!”
Li Tiezhu: “Are we talking about the same kind of pistol? The kind that is loaded!”
Wu Litao: “Yes!”
Liu Yuan: “Ancestral bullets.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
These three were the youngest, so it was inevitable that they were a bit closer, plus the fact that Dock Litao was this oddball who always managed to steer the conversation off course made it even weirder.
Of course, it was impossible to put this paragraph into the main film, it was too that.
The last time Li Tiezhu’s rifle shooting shot 47 rings, the first shooting score, the platoon commander is also full of hope for Li Tiezhu’s pistol shooting score.
The first is the pistol aiming training, holding the gun in one hand and keeping the aiming position for one minute.
Without Du Haibo, everyone can hold on, and the pistol is not heavy.
Liu Yuan mouthed that he prefers to shoot, but when there is a gun in his hand, he is still excited to a match, and he can’t help but dub it when he aims:
“BIU ~”
As it happened, the platoon leader was passing behind him.
“Liu Yuan.”
“Here!”
“Do you like dubbing a lot?”
“……”
Not far away, Li Tiezhu’s expression instantly twitched, the past was fresh in his mind, and the second phase of his dubbing image was uploaded on Jitterbug for quite some time. The DU~ of Li Tiezhu carrying a bazooka was really flirty.
The other few artists were pretty much the same, they had all watched the second instalment of the show.
The platoon leader obviously watched the programme as well and asked Li Tiezhu: “Li Tiezhu, what do you think?”
Li Tiezhu held back his laughter, “Report! This …… dubbing has already seen the phenomenon of people passing on!”
The crowd shivered with laughter.
The platoon leader also huffed, “Liu Yuan, the dubbing just now, come ten times!”
Liu Yuan: “Report! No need, right?”
Platoon Leader: “Does everyone want to hear it?”
“Want to hear!”
Everyone shouted in unison, Li Tiezhu’s voice was the loudest, it was time to roll over!
Unfortunately, he thought too much.
Liu Yuan could only start BIU, Li Tiezhu’s expression gloated, but couldn’t hold the programme dog. Froze Liu Yuan s BIU and Li Tiezhu s DU to mix and cut together, the rhythm is tight, the painting style is amazing, and the overall style is very …… ghost animal!
Li Tiezhu could not have imagined to death that his last stupid look was taken out and flogged again, so it became like this:
“BIU ~ DU ~ BIUBIU ~ DUDUDU …… BIU ~ DUDUDU ~ BIU ~”
The crowd at the scene, naturally, couldn’t feel the ghostly power, but the viewers were already laughing themselves silly, popping up:
“Here comes the famous scene!”
“High energy ahead.”
“Hahahahahahahaha ……”
“Are all instructors good at this?”
“The late stage is very skinny!”
“I’m going to die laughing, hahahaha ……”
“Is the late stage a devil? It’s too ghostly ……”
“2x speed has a surprise.”
“Official ghost animals are the most deadly!”
“Add chicken legs to the late stage~”
