Yang Feiyue was the first to arrive at the Ha-Ha House, followed by Jin He’an and Zhen Nailiang, and Wang Fang wouldn’t be able to come to the rendezvous until tomorrow.
The three of them strolled around the luxurious Haha House and went to the kiosk at the entrance of the village to buy spices and some essential items.
Then Jin He’an and Zhen Nailiang from the warehouse rummage out a fishing net, to go to the door of the river inside the fish, tossing half a day only to find that it is a broken fishing net, two people on the spot social death.
Yang Feiyue mercilessly ridiculed: “Such a big hole, the dog can drill out! Roar roar roar ~”
This toss is noon.
Because it is the first day, so at noon the three people die to rub the programme staff’s box lunch to eat, this section of course did not shoot, the director warned that the next will not be an exception.
Zhen Nailiang complained: “There is no money, can not buy meat, what to eat? It’s not that we don’t do it, it’s that there’s no meat! How easy it is to cook!”
Yang Feiyue said, “Director, are there more boxed lunches?”
Jin He’an: “You haven’t eaten enough?”
Yang Feiyue: “Eat one more box without spending any money! What we eat at night is our own rice!”
Jin He’an: “……”
Zhen Nailiang watched as Yang Feiyue really took another box of rice and started eating, and smiled, “Feiyue, I just heard from the director that you invited the flying guests for this episode?”
Yang Feiyue: “Mmmmmm ……”
This show had limited capital and was the first season of the tightest bar, so a lot of times it relied on the guests themselves to find connections to pull in guests.
Jin He’an was also curious: “Who is it?”
Yang Feiyue: “First cousin uncle!”
Zhen Nailiang: “Third sister’s uncle’s generation? That should be an old artist.”
When the three finish eating, the radio informs, “Attention villagers of Haha House, your first cousin uncle is here, he’s waiting for you at the village entrance, hurry up and go pick him up ……”
The cycle was repeated three times.
Yang Feiyue and Zhen Nailiang got up their two-eight kongs and went to the village entrance to greet them.
“Brother Liang you’re a bit good at cycling eh!”
“I used to play extreme sports!”
“Wow~ I liked to ride a bike one-handed when I was a kid and fell in the field.”
“Then you can’t, see I don’t use my hands …… hey hey hey ……”
“Brother Liang, you take it easy, this programme is not insured.”
“Cut the part just now! Who’s coming?”
“Uncle Big Cousin.”
“Who’s Uncle Big Cousin?”
“How should I know?”
Yang Feiyue was still quite smart sometimes, knowing what to say and what not to say, she wouldn’t say on the show that Li Tiezhu was invited by him, even though everyone guessed it.
Pop-up screen:
“Big Cousin Uncle has come to rub it in!”
“Big Cousin Uncle is afraid that he’s here to cook!”
“Good grounded Yang Feiyue.”
“Road to powder.”
“Feiyue’s sister’s accent has been carried away by Brother Liang.”
“A mouthful of northeastern big ballast flavour.”
“Isn’t it Wang Fang?”
“I’ve said it several times, Wang Fang won’t be here until tomorrow.”
“Lulu said she likes to play extreme sports.”
“Sad ……”
“No wonder Liang said he used to play, but now he’s quit, right?”
“Yang Feiyue is really good looking!”
On the other side, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao wandered around the village entrance dragging their suitcases.
Wu Li Tao fussed, “Eh, there’s a chicken for sale there! Master, let’s go ask the price.”
Li Tiezhu: “Come back, that’s someone’s ornamental chicken.”
Wu Litao obviously didn’t trust his master’s intelligence: “I’ve only heard of chickens being used for eating, I’ve never heard of chickens being used for watching and playing.”
Li Tiezhu: “I have heard of it ……”
Wu Li Tao: “Huh! I’m talking about real chickens, what are you thinking about? Old immodest!”
Li Tiezhu said, “This ** ……”
Wu Litao: “Master, recording the programme, don’t talk dirty.”
Li Tiezhu kicked him: “I said this chicken it is upside down South original chicken, feathers brightly coloured shiny, in addition to ornamental, but also can be used for hunting.”
“Really?”
“Because it looks like a pheasant, take it to the mountain, it can attract female pheasants, sometimes the female pheasants will fight, convenient for hunters to hunt.”
“It’s so fake! Master you still write scripts, you can’t even make up stories.”
Wu Litao had a contemptuous look on his face.
Li Tiezhu also had nothing to say, because, the truth was often so ghostly. This was true from what he heard from Huang Sanshi when he was in the mushroom house before.
At this time, a few tourists surrounded Li Tiezhu to get an autograph, and Wu Litao strongly stopped, saying:
“Why are you only looking for my master’s signature and not me?”
“Who are you?”
“Is it Wu Li Tao?”
“It’s really Tao Tao, please make way.”
“Where’s the living Li Tiezhu? He’s a real folklorist!”
“My master is a citizen, and a foolish one at that!”
“I love you, Brother Serious!”
“You love my master? I’ll leave it here, if you want my master’s signature, you have to ask for mine, or I won’t let you.”
There was no other way, the group of tourists could only let Wu Li Tao sign first, then let Li Tie Zhu sign.
Pop-up screen:
“Sure enough, it’s a serious brother!”
“Holy sh*t, big production! Even Brother Chu was invited.”
“Mushroom House Second?”
“It would be great if Li Tiezhu was resident on this show.”
“Let’s just call it a day! It’s good to be here.”
“Why is there a little fresh meat?”
“How can Wuli Taotao be considered a little fresh meat? Which one of your eyes sees him as a fresh meat?”
“He’s clearly a harmonic star.”
“I have to say, Li Tiezhu’s two disciples …… are both talented.”
“What Serious Brother said is true, that chicken can really be used for hunting.”
“The legendary colour seduction technique?”
“Foolish people???”
“My f*cking head is falling off, rubbing autographs?”
“Dock Litao is absolute.”
After signing the autographs and taking pictures, Li Tiezhu took Wu Litao and slipped away, there were too many tourists at the village entrance.
After waiting for so long and not seeing Yang Feiyue come to pick him up, he decided to take Dock Litao to find Haha House by himself.
On this side, Yang Feiyue and Liang also looked for a long time in the square, a Dai aunt enthusiastically invited Yang Feiyue to dance together.
Yang Feiyue refused with a look on his face, “Thanks ah, we’re looking for someone!”
Want me to dance?
No way!
It was hard for me to get out of the misery of the girl group.
Looking around and not finding Li Tiezhu, Yang Feiyue panicked a bit, no way no way? Master, he’s not lost again, is he? Why did I say again?
But the goose ……
Bitter looking for half an hour later, the two naive only to find out where they are dancing in the square, and not the village entrance, and ride a bicycle to the real village entrance, but the first cousin uncle is no longer in the village entrance.
Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao asked questions along the way.
When they passed by a cowshed, Wu Litao asked the cow: “Do you know where the Haha House is?”
Li Tiezhu: “He knows, but you don’t speak the same language. I came to ask! Brother Cow, how much does this body meat of yours cost per catty?”
Not far away, the owner of the cow stared at the two of them with a bad face.
Wu Litao pulled Li Tiezhu and walked away, waving his hand towards the owner of the cow: “Big brother is fine, I see your cow like a relative of mine, so I’ll nag him.”
Turning down a few more paths, Li Tiezhu walked towards the Haha House with a large box in one hand and two large rucksacks hanging on his back.
Found!
Wulitao, empty-handed, only holding a banana leaf to fan the wind, followed behind breathlessly, feeling even more tired than in the army: “Master ah, not yet arrived?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s here, just ahead.”
Pop-up:
“Dock Li Tao is also too weak, right?”
“Letting Tie Zhu carry all the boxes for him? And the bag too.”
“The banana leaves should have been picked by Li Tiezhu as well, with Dock Li Taotao’s arm strength, there’s no way he could have picked off the banana leaves.”
“Tie Zhu is also too favourable to his disciple, right?”
“He’s very spoilt for newcomers, think about Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Shallow.”
“But, Wu Litao is clearly a few years older than Tie Zhu ……”
“It just goes against the grain!”
Sure enough, the scene shifted and played back.
Wu Litao couldn’t drag the box on the bumpy path and shouted, “Master help! I can’t, it’s too hot.”
Li Tiezhu then went to the side of the road and folded two banana leaves, one for him to use as a fan, and one for him to use as a hat: “Fan yourself, don’t get heatstroke.”
Said Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu carried his disciple’s bag and case.
Wu Litao threw away the banana leaf hat, “I don’t wear green hats! Master, you drag the case along, it’s too tiring to carry.”
Li Tiezhu, however, walked as fast as he could: “Do you still want the wheels of the box? My suitcase is very expensive, more than eight hundred.”
Dock Litao muttered, “I’m not afraid of more than five thousand suitcases …….”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you more than five thousand must be good quality, my cheap quality is not good, can not drag.”
WU LITAO: “Then you drag my suitcase ah.”
Li Tiezhu: “More than five thousand boxes, you can afford to drag on this kind of road?”
Wulitao was speechless, Master was always so reasonable.
Pop-up: “Worthy of being my proper brother!”
Crossing a bamboo bridge, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao finally arrived at the House of Haha.
Dock Litao: “Anyone? Come out and pick it up! Know any manners?”
Jin He’an, who had stayed behind, ran out from inside and said in amazement, “Hello hello hello, is that Mr Li? Hello hello hello! Woo Li Towers! Hello! You guys are the first cousins?”
After greeting each other, Li Tiezhu carried the box inside as Dock Litao continued to complain:
“Wow, it’s so far! There’s no car and no one to pick us up ……”
Jin He’an: “No one came to pick us up?”
Wulitao: “No.”
Jin He An covered his face, where the hell did those two go?
Entering the house, Wu Litao: “Where are Brother Liang and my little sister? And Wang Fang?”
Jin He’an: “They went to the village entrance to pick you up. Wang Fang, I don’t know.”
Wu Litao: “……”
Li Tiezhu put down his luggage, took out a large plastic bag, and said, “Wang Fang went to rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala, he can’t come until tomorrow, I heard Wang Xiaokai say that the three of them went to rehearsal together.”
The other two then realised that it was the Spring Festival Gala, so damn envious.
Thud!
Big plastic bag chopped on the table.
Jin He’an: “What ah?”
Wulitao said, “My master brought some gifts for everyone! I also came with a share.”
Li Tiezhu opened the plastic bag, and Jin He’an instantly glistened with both eyes, “Wow! Simply awesome, Tie Zhu you are a god! How do you know what we lack? How do you know what we need?
Li Tiezhu: “I know these programmes too well, so …… ten pounds of beef, a chicken, a piece of pork, and a few ribs.”
Then, the excited Jin He’an greeted Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao to eat raw radish, after all, there was no fruit at home.
After being tempered by the army, Dock Litao wasn’t picky anymore and picked up and ate.
Li Tiezhu rummaged through the box and gave a bottle of patchouli water to Dock Litao, forcing him to drink it, and then …… began to patrol the overly colourful vegetable plots of the Haha House.
