Jin Hean chatted with Wu Litao, presumably because of the similar age, and there is a generation gap with Li Tiezhu, a difference of four or five years. Moreover, Li Tiezhu’s over-exaggerated fame and popularity also makes him a little unsure how to deal with Li Tiezhu.
Wu Litao helped Jin He’an feed the ducks and said, “Are your geese still divided into breeds?”
Li Tiezhu said in the vegetable garden, “Genius! That’s a duck, it’s the one that’s ready to sneak up on you that’s a goose.”
When Wu Litao turned around, he saw two big white geese killing towards him at the same time, he didn’t take it seriously and was ready to feed them, but he was bitten by the geese so painfully that he dropped the pot and ran, all the way behind Li Tiezhu in the vegetable garden.
“Master help, this duck is fierce!”
“This is a goose!”
The two geese did not give up, followed and chased over, bypassing Li Tiezhu to chase and bite Dock Litao, the latter could only flee in a mess, after all, …… it really hurts.
Running back in another circle, Dock Litao: “Master, why don’t they bite you?”
Li Tiezhu with his hands behind his back: “I just greeted them.”
Screen replay.
The two geese pounced on Li Tiezhu while he was strolling through the vegetable garden, and was grabbed by the neck by Li Tiezhu’s left and right and roughly lifted up, saying, “My name is Li Tiezhu, please take care of me.”
Then he let go of the two geese and the geese ran away.
Another image is even earlier, Yang Feiyue came to the door of the house is, two geese stupidly ready to attack Yang Feiyue, Yang Feiyue with a doll to block, sharp eyes, the momentum of a word will be pinched one of the two geese, the two geese also wimped out.
Wu Li Tao: “Master, what should I do?”
Li Tiezhu: “Turn around and kick them, defeat them and they won’t treat you as a thief.”
Wulitao: “As thieves?”
In any case, he still believed it, turned around and kicked a flurry of king’s legs, knocked back the two fat geese, and the two geese squawked a few times, and then …… turned around and walked away, bullying the ducks to go.
Wu Litao rubbed his huge painful calf and came over, “Master, they are bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, right?”
Li Tiezhu squatted in the ground to study ginger: “No. They are watchmen and guardians, the same meaning as having a dog.”
Geese are very loyal and can guard the gateway. Whenever a visitor comes in, the geese will certainly scream, and when they see a sneaky thief, they will also chase and bite.
Wu Litao didn’t believe it: “But they can’t bite and hurt people, and they will be killed when they meet thieves.”
Li Tiezhu: “The dog is not necessarily biting people to death, mainly because they dare to bark and dare on, play a role in warning. If it is really a thief, the goose screamed and ran too late, there is still a chance to get dead geese?”
Dock Litao nodded his head, I don’t know which tendon is not right, said: “Iron pot stewed goose!”
Li Tiezhu glanced at him, “It’s more like you stewed yourself in an iron pot.”
Wu Litao said, “Master, do you think senior sister is stupid? She can’t even pick up a person, I heard Lao Jin say that she’s been out for more than an hour.”
Li Tiezhu got up and walked back, “Among the three of us, she is the smart one.”
Wu Litao followed closely: “Impossible, I’m the smartest.”
Li Tiezhu: “If you were really smart, you wouldn’t have come with me to this programme.”
Wu Litao: “What do you mean?”
Li Tiezhu walked out of the far door, “You’ll know later.”
Jin He’an and Li Tiezhu run into each other at the door and decide to go out and look for those two, only to run into two Beaners riding back just after crossing the bamboo bridge.
Liang: “First cousin uncle didn’t follow.”
Yang Feiyue shouted, “There is no big cousin uncle!”
Then the two saw Li Tiezhu and Jin He’an.
Zhen Nailiang immediately that embarrassed ah, shouted: “Column, you go down to the river to swim, I waited for you half a day and did not see you.”
Obviously, he walked out of the place by himself, and he was also cheeky. Of course, this is because he and Li Tiezhu knew each other early, met in several programmes, and is considered a friend.
Li Tiezhu was not used to him and directly rushed over.
Zhen Nailiang hurriedly got out of the car: ”Brother Zhu, I’m wrong! I’m really wrong, I went down to the river to swim! It was the two of us who took the wrong road, and by the time we arrived at the village entrance, you had already left.”
Jokingly, Zhen Nailiang was also someone who had mixed with Infinite Challenge, although he was always being screwed, he still knew Li Tiezhu’s fierce reputation.
Although Li Tie Zhu was not in the five bars, the five bars were full of the legend of Brother Zhu.
Jin Hean was dumbfounded, is the big head of our Haha House so statusless?
Yang Feiyue was so excited that the car did not even lean over and ran over to Li Tiezhu and flew at him, coming in for a hug: “Master–”
Li Tiezhu: “I go, heavy ah! Good good!”
Yang Feiyue let go of Li Tiezhu: “Recently the food is good! Still don’t need to dance, master’s wife often takes me to eat big meals, hey!”
Wu Litao walked over and posed, “Senior sister, pay attention to the image, don’t disgrace me and master.”
Yang Feiyue: “What did you call me? You should call me senior sister! I joined the division first.”
Wu Litao: “I’m older than you, I’m the senior brother.”
These two were no strangers, half a month ago after the programme where Dock Litao worshipped Li Tiezhu, the two tore into each other, and have been at each other’s throats on the internet until now. Yang Feiyue’s fans firmly supported Feiyue as the world, and Dock Litao’s fans also madly recognised Dock Litao as the master.
It was also normal that those who could like a strange female artiste like Yang Feiyue basically wouldn’t be averse to a sand sculpture like Dock Li Tao.
Pop-up screen:
“Brother Liang is so humble ……”
“After all, he was on Infinite Challenge, dare to mess with Li Tiezhu?”
“Serious brother is equal to three Sun Lei.”
“Master and disciple three finally meet in triumph!”
“Of course it’s the first to enter as the greatest, Yang Feiyue is the senior sister.”
“Wu Li Tao is just a daily death.”
“Just wait and see! Yang Feiyue will dislike him until he explodes in place.”
“There’s one thing to say, in terms of disliking people, Dock Litao is the weakest of the three masters and disciples.”
“Magical Girl Yang Feiyue.”
“Magical Boy Li Tiezhu.”
“I have to say, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue are too similar.”
Yang Feiyue said, “Did we invite you? Wulitao, go away! Leave now, there’s no more rice in the house! No idle hands!”
Wu Litao: “I brought you meat, lots of meat, ten catties of beef, and a big piece of five-flower meat ……”
Yang Feiyue’s eyes immediately turned green: “Huh? Ah! Really? That’s fine! For the sake of your filial piety, stay.”
Li Tiezhu: “Come inside, it’s hot outside, Feiyue you didn’t put on sunscreen?”
Yang Feiyue: “I forgot.”
Li Tiezhu walked back with his two disciples, “Brother Liang, go inside, the sun is poisonous, don’t get sunstroke. Who’s that? Please help Feiyue with the bicycle.”
Jin He’an looked puzzled and whispered, “Brother Liang? Is Tie Zhu asking me to help with the bike?”
Zhen Nailiang pushed his bike onto the bamboo bridge, “What else? Who else?”
Jin He’an smiled bitterly and went to help the bike that had already fallen to the ground, saying, “Who on earth is the owner of the House of Haha?”
As soon as Li Tiezhu showed up, he instantly occupied the absolute C position in the House of Haha, even if he didn’t speak much.
Zhen Nailiang turned around and smiled wryly, “Bear with it Er Di, he’s Li Tie Zhu!”
With that, the humble two resident guests silently pushed their bikes and followed behind.
Pop-up:
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Laughing to death.”
“Ryo is too terse.”
“So who’s okay?”
“Poor little Jin, don’t be afraid, tough steel Li Tiezhu!”
“Don’t make a fool of yourself, right?”
“That’s Li Tiezhu!”
“So, Serious Brother’s bandit number can already stop children from crying?”
“The three masters and disciples are all social bullies! How can they break it?”
“Indeed, unless it’s Mushroom House, the guests of ordinary shows really can’t be subdued.”
Yang Feiyue brought Li Tiezhu “home”, chattering non-stop, entered the door, pointed to the chicken tied to the fence by the door and said, “Master, see? This is our family pet!”
Zhen Nailiang pushed his cart past, “It’s called Wangshun.”
Yang Feiyue: “It’s Dog Leftover! Dog leftover ah! Big brother!”
Brother Liang: “Yes, yes, yes, dog leftover.”
Li Tiezhu studied the chicken and sighed, “Not bad! The name is similar to me! The temperament is also introverted, it looks like a cultural chicken.”
Yang Feiyue said, “Yeah, my name is similar, luckily I’m not called Yang Yuejin.”
Dock Litao: “Then I have to be called Dock Aid Chao?”
Yang Feiyue said, “Aren’t you trained and debuted by the Southern Baton? You belong to the reactionaries, the fake army! You should be called Dock Casting Enemy!”
Dock Li Towers, “I ……”
The opponent’s firepower is too fierce, and he avoids the enemy for the time being.
Li Tiezhu pointed at the two geese and said, “What are the names of those two warriors?”
Yang Feiyue: “I haven’t had time to take it yet, please master give me a name.”
Li Tiezhu said, “How about calling it Chicken Flying and Dog Jumping, the bigger one is called Chicken Flying, and the smaller one is called Dog Jumping.”
Yang Feiyue clasped his fists, “Good name! Master is really brilliant in writing!”
Parked the bike Jin He’an people are numb, their master and disciple three, this Nima what demons and monsters ah!
Still big brother Zhen Nailiang has a good mindset: “Brother Zhu, inside please, sit down and drink tea.”
Yang Feiyue: “We don’t have tea, only tap water.”
Brother Liang: “……”
Wu Li Tao conspicuously pulls Yang Feiyue to the refrigerator and opens it, “Look! Ten catties of beef, a chicken, a chunk of pate, and a few ribs! How’s that? Brother is righteous, right?”
Yang Feiyue: “Senior brother’s filial piety is commendable!”
Li Tiezhu said, “There is also a duck, it’s the best for soup.”
Yang Feiyue: “Where? The duck.”
Wu Litao reminded in a low voice: “Master, you remembered wrongly, that duck was too expensive for you to buy.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Sinful disciple shut up! Later brothers, please help P a duck next to the beef and pretend we bought the duck to come.”
Wu Li Tao: “This can also be pretended?”
Yang Feiyue came to a realisation and pointed at the group of ducks in the yard, “Oh! P two of them, anyway, a big group of ducks, no one can find out if two are missing.”
Dock Litao: “Kill …… the ducks?”
Yang Feiyue said in disgust, “What’s wrong with that? When I went to the mushroom house the year before last, I even killed chickens, together with my master’s wife. She didn’t dare to kill the ones with legs, I was thinking of chopping the legs and asking Shifu Niang to kill them, but she still didn’t dare ……”
Wu Litao looked at Li Tiezhu: “Really?”
Li Tiezhu: “Your elder sister can kill the chickens, without blinking an eye, learn a little.”
Wu Litao shivered: “Elder sister is mighty.”
Next to her, Jin He’an asked Zhen Nailiang in a low voice: “Brother, is it not good to kill ducks?”
Zhen Nailiang: “Listen to Brother Zhu, a big hit!”
Jin He An’s eyes popped out, really? Are you kidding me?
However, he saw that the post-production teacher really did P a duck in the finished film for the refrigerator, a duck that is out of the low class – a small yellow duck!
Pop-up screen:
“Crap! Li Tiezhu brought a Zhou Chunyu to the House of Haha!”
