Li Tiezhu did not expect the late can be so dog, small yellow duck or something is also too perfunctory, right?
He is still full of thought that the programme group will really give P two fat ducks, so, also acted with Yang Feiyue.
“The programme group pinched off that part just now, Feiyue and I, act it out again.”
“Okay Master.”
“Also brought two ducks, best for soup. Feiyue, do you like ginger popping duck?”
“Love it! Thank you Master, these two ducks are so fat!”
“Yeah, it’s quite expensive.”
Li Tiezhu pointed at the non-existent ducks in the freezer and said.
Yang Feiyue: “Is this an old duck or a tender duck?”
Li Tiezhu turned his head to look at the ducks in the yard before saying, “One old duck and one tender duck! Look, this one is the old duck, the old duck is bigger than the tender duck, and its skin colour is darker, its paws are dark yellow.”
Yang Feiyue nodded: “Then let’s take the old duck for soup and the young duck for frying!”
Li Tiezhu: “Not bad! Just what I was thinking!”
Jin He’an people are stupid, this Nima …… is a performance without objects, right? Surprisingly, it’s quite wonderful! Is this really no problem? Aren’t you afraid of being out of character?
Wu Li Tao couldn’t even keep up with the pace.
He is purely reckless and intermittently bold, and his nervousness is far worse than Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue.
Liang barely got on the line and said, “These two ducks just look like they’re one of a kind, they should be delicious.”
Li Tiezhu: “As far as I can see, the dog leftovers are also a looker.”
Because the late P’s were two small yellow ducks, so their performance looked even more deep-well ice, and the audience spat madly:
“Hahaha ……”
“The programme team is too doggy!”
“I damn near believed it!”
“Heartless!”
“Killing homegrown ducks too? It’s too evil.”
“This is a recording programme, can you not be so cruel?”
“Mushroom House never eats pets.”
“Ducks are pets?”
“Don’t be melodramatic, okay? Aren’t ducks just for eating?”
“Colourful lights: ????”
“Brother Serious is a good actor!”
“Feiyue’s sister is so cute when she’s serious.”
“You have to bring gifts when you visit relatives, otherwise there’s no rice in the house.”
“The Emperor’s new duck?”
“The post-production teacher added chicken legs, great!”
“If those two know that the post-production is a little yellow duck, they will vomit blood, right?”
“Throw up blood? I’m afraid you don’t have any misunderstanding about them.”
“Do Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue want to save face?”
“Yang Feiyue is a genius!”
“The Oscars owe Serious Brother a small gold medal.”
The programme team still did a slightly human thing later on, making a list of ingredients that included what Liang and the others had bought before, and what Li Tiezhu had brought:
Chicken, pork, beef, ribs, duck, cola, tofu, shiitake mushrooms, beer, and red sausage.
Then it was time to rest and drink coke.
Wulitao directly found a bamboo chair and paralysed, not wanting to move at all. The last ten days or so had been too much exercise, and his body couldn’t handle it a bit.
A week of being a tank soldier had left him in pain and joy, and the three days of rest before he went there were also hard to describe.
At that time, he took Liu Yuan to the north to play riding.
Rakshasa country’s big white horse wild full, golden mane blue eyes, each very good physical strength is good at long-distance running, dock LiTao crotch are almost worn out, the arrows in the arrow capsule shot out, no wonder just go to the tank unit when so weak, LiuYuan young people firepower Wang is much better.
These private hardships, Wu Litao of course did not say to the master, Avray hidden merit and name.
Although he did not move, but his mouth is not idle, a bragging about how fierce he was in the tank unit, the other people’s deeds are arranged in their own head, never mention the captured and shooting zero egg thing.
Jin He’an was too young and really admired Wu Litao, asking for all kinds of details.
Wu Litao said to Yang Feiyue, “Senior sister. When we were leaving, the colonel grabbed my hand and wouldn’t let go, saying that I’m the natural king of the infantry!”
Yang Feiyue: “Oh, if I remember correctly, this episode was aired the day after the one on your tank unit. And it’s still a station’s programme! Ho ho ho~”
Wulitao: “……”
As expected, the viewers were about to be embarrassed out of their minds, how does this guy have the face to blow?
The pop-up queue was unified, “Bah!”
At 4:30pm, everyone came to the kitchen, and Parent Liang began to arrange the work, “Third sister Feiyue is in charge of cooking, and second brother Jin He’an is researching how to make braised pork ……”
Wu Li Tao volunteered, “I know how to cook braised pork, I’m a great braiser!”
Zhen Nailiang: “Really?”
Wuli Tao: “Don’t even look at whose disciple I am.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Good! You make the braised pork, Jin He’an is in charge of picking the vegetables, and I’ll build the fire.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then what do I do?”
Zhen Nailiang said, “You …… rest first, when I build the fire you come to burn the fire.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good.”
Yang Feiyue stared at Zhen Nailiang with a weird face, “Big brother? Are we already rich in manpower to such an extent? Letting my master rest?”
Zhen Nailiang said, “No matter what, it’s still a guest! Or your master.”
Li Tiezhu was also happy to be free, went to the door and chatted with the dog left, fed it some water, carried it in his arms and went to skate the vegetable garden: “Dog left ah, you’re a bit light ah, usually eat more.”
On the other hand, Jin He’an picked vegetables and came back, and was directed by Yang Feiyue to wash the pots, the iron pots in the house were rusty.
After a few swipes, Jin He’an took the pot and asked Yang Feiyue: “Is it ready?”
Yang Feiyue: “Rust! Can’t you see so much rust?”
Jin He An: “I don’t think I can brush it clean, it’s not clean enough to eat without getting sick.”
Yang Feiyue looked puzzled: “Are you so put together?”
Jin He’an continued to brush the pot, “The point is, this rust simply won’t wash off!”
Yang Feiyue thought for a moment, “Master!”
Li Tiezhu skulked outside the kitchen with his dog in his arms, “What’s wrong?”
“How do you wash a rusty pan?”
“Cola, white vinegar with detergent, soak it for a few minutes and then wash it, it’s easy.”
Kim Hean was sceptical and couldn’t part with the coke, but after a few more brushes it was too much effort, so he took the coke out anyway. After the mixed solution soaked a little, he brushed again, and the rust was actually brushed off with no effort at all.
“Wow! It’s also too amazing, right? Feiyue you see …… isn’t it amazing?”
Yang Feiyue found his own second brother really two: “Amalgamated rice water and boiling vinegar can also, this point of common sense are not there? Just haven’t amassed rice nor built a fire, these two methods can’t be used, I just asked the master. Second brother, don’t you have any common sense?”
Disliked!
Jin Hean laughed awkwardly: “How could I have no common sense, I just …… am not very good at washing pots and pans.”
Yang Feiyue: “According to my observation in this half day, you seem to be bad at everything you do.”
“This is excessive ……”
“Fishing?”
“You quickly stop talking!”
“I thought I was the only one in the entertainment industry who couldn’t do anything.”
“I know a lot of things, like ……”
“Like fishing?”
“……”
Pop-up:
“Good guy! Dare to let Tie Zhu be idle?”
“Zhen Nailiang still hasn’t changed, as usual, only coming up with bad ideas.”
“What’s Li Tiezhu doing holding a chicken?”
“Don’t you know how to rust an iron pot?”
“It’s another one of Serious Brother’s life hacks!”
“Jin He’an is so miserable!”
“The koi sister is disliking her.”
“Hahaha ……”
“Sister, you won’t be able to find a boyfriend like this.”
“Jin He An suffered a soulful blow!”
“Yang Feiyue is the soul of this show.”
“It feels like none of these guys can work, except Yang Feiyue.”
“The koi sister is the only hope for this show ……”
Jin Hean, who had suffered Yang Feiyue’s blitz, had his brain dulled, managed to finish washing the pots, took the kettle and prepared to boil the water, turned around left and right, and said in confusion, “Where do I get the water? Don’t tell me in the river!”
Zhen Nailiang, who was building a fire on the stove, “Huh? Isn’t that water?”
Yang Feiyue: “Didn’t you use water to wash the pots? What’s in your head? What are you thinking?”
Jin He’an laughed at his own stupidity.
Shaking his head, he went to get water.
Yang Feiyue continued to pursue, “Why do you drink water from the river? Is it because, there’s no disease if you eat it without drying it? Or, do you want to catch a fish on the way?”
“I just subconsciously feel like drinking mineral water ……”
“Go to the mountains and dig your own well?”
“No.”
“And keep two fish in the well on the way?”
“……”
Jin He’an was unable to retort, his expression slightly desperate.
Will you stop talking about fishing?
Wulitao, who was squatting on the ground to give life to the small stove, had been laughing at Jin He’an, this kid doesn’t feel too smart Yazi, not like me at all.
Yang Feiyue: “What are you laughing at? Go chop some more firewood!”
Wulitao: “Can’t you see I’m making a fire?”
“Brother Liang is building a fire.”
“He’s making a fire on the stove, there’s a cooker here, can’t you see?”
“Just build one fire, why build fires on both sides?”
“My silly senior sister, because you need two cookers to cook!”
“After Liang builds a fire go borrow some fire and put it in the small cooker, won’t that be enough? Are you stupid or am I?”
Yang Feiyue looked at Wulitao as a fool too.
Wuli Tao was unconvinced, “How can I borrow fire?”
Zhen Nailiang also said, “Right, how do you borrow fire from two different cookers?”
Now, it was Yang Feiyue’s turn to have her scalp numb, what kind of gods and demons are these people!
She said, “Brother Liang, after you light this side, draw some firewood and put it in the small cooker, won’t the small stove have fire? You guys brain towards home?”
Wu Li Tao: “……”
Zhen Nailiang smiled shamefully and looked at Wu Litao: “What your senior sister said, has some truth to it!”
Not far away, Li Tiezhu hugged his dog leftovers and watched the show, enjoying himself to the fullest, Haha House’s first brother, Zhen Nailiang, succeeded in handing over the dominance of the house to Yang Feiyue through a show of intelligence. I have to say, in terms of work, the three men together are not as good as Yang Feiyue, and do stupid things.
The pop-up screen also showed:
“Jin Hean laughed me to death!”
“Little Jin is so cute, hahahaha ……”
“As if sleepwalking!”
“Just washed the pot and forgot about it ……”
“No wonder it’s the second brother.”
“These two fire-builders are also big smart!”
“Ryo directly takes a lighter and lights the wooden bars?”
“This operation …… is simply so showy that old man’s scalp is numb!”
“Absolute! This way of making fire is awesome.”
“Brother Tao is even more absolute, the small cooker is stuffed with firewood, all f*cking smoke ……”
“Tiezhu hurry up and make a move!”
“If Brother Zhengjing doesn’t help, these two can set the house on fire.”
As for Li Tiezhu, he held the chicken and giggled on the sidelines, it was a wonderful feeling to watch the drama! He wandered into the yard and picked up a few duck eggs in the duck circle on the way.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been this laid back at a show! It was so nice.
