In fact, Li Tiezhu only seemed busy in the two programmes Mushroom House and Oh Exempt Primitive. The other shows were also very leisurely, leisurely disliking people and leisurely copying songs.
Although “Ha, Farmer” and “Mushroom House” were very similar, Li Tiezhu had a very different feeling when he went to the show.
To go to the mushroom house that is to go to a relative s house to scurry, do not work seems rude, come to the Ha Ha House is more like an inspection of their work, casually intervene instead of seeming not very good.
After all, …… the four of them are more like coming to participate in the Transformation Programme.
After being disliked by Yang Feiyue and cracking, Jin Hean and Wu Litao coincidentally came outside the kitchen to prepare to split firewood, but it is quite a tacit understanding.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t bear to look at them.
Jin He’an was okay, splitting a piece of firewood after five strokes.
Wu Litao is very weak, click click click click operation, firewood intact as before.
The pop-up screen couldn’t stand to watch:
“Too funny, right?”
“Jin He’an’s strength is quite big.”
“Jin He An go join Real Men.”
“Wu Li Tao for Xiao Jin.”
“Towers this strength is too small, not as good as a girl.”
“Calling Peng Yu Chang, come chop wood.”
“A low-match version of the Mushroom House instantly.”
“Haha, too stupid ……”
Wulitao fails to chop firewood again and has to call for off-site assistance, “Master, this firewood can’t be chopped.”
Jin He’an said, “It can be split, it’s just hard, it’s too tiring.”
Li Tiezhu put the dog left on the ground, walked over, took the axe and looked at it, and said to Wu Litao, “Are you retarded? How long has this axe not been used? Don’t you know how to sharpen it?”
Dock Litao: “So it’s the axe that’s dull, I told you, with my natural divine power, I can’t believe I can chop ……”
Touch!
Li Tiezhu held the axe with one hand, his hand rose and fell, the firewood crisply split in two.
Dock Litao: “…… not open ……”
Too easy.
Jin He’an was dumbfounded, “How, how did you do that?”
Li Tiezhu put the split half of the firewood again, and once again his hand raised the knife: “Vigour produces miracles.”
Wu Li Tao: “Thank you master, then I’ll build a fire.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Stand still, watch carefully.”
Wu Litao: “Oh.”
Slacking failed.
Only to see, Li Tiezhu didn’t even stand like them and split the firewood with both hands, but squatted on the ground, put the firewood with one hand and split it with the other, fast and accurate. Only after splitting the firewood into small strips of wood the thickness of an egg did Li Tiezhu stop.
Pop-up:
“Those who will are not difficult, those who are difficult will not.”
“The mushroom house’s way of splitting firewood turned out to be incorrect too!”
“Li Tiezhu is too efficient.”
“After all, it’s a serious brother who dared to originalise ‘Oh Exempt Primitive’.”
“It looks overly easy.”
After splitting a bowl-thick piece of firewood into ten or so small wooden strips, Li Tiezhu said to Wu Litao, “See? It’s fine when it’s this thin. Can you do it?”
Dock Litao and Jin He’an shook their heads together.
Li Tiezhu picked up another piece of firewood and said, “You guys don’t have much strength, so I’ll teach you a way to save your strength, two knives, one to cut in, and the second to bring the firewood up and chop down.”
Ka ~
The firewood separated easily.
“Oh!”
The two men were dazed, Jin He’an also obediently listened to the lesson, so it turns out that there is also a lesson in splitting firewood.
Returning the axe to the two, Li Tiezhu went to the kitchen.
Jin He’an and Wu Litao discussed with each other and started chopping firewood with a little modelling.
Over there, Zhen Nailiang was still building a fire, tirelessly.
The lighter was lit against a thin strip of wood.
Five seconds, ten seconds, thirty seconds …… until the lighter was hot, Zhen Nailiang moved away, and then, looking at the small flame on the wooden strip instantly extinguished, his expression was desperate.
Yang Feiyue is also looking at Liang speechlessly, and spread his hands towards Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu asked, “Has he always been this brave?”
Yang Feiyue: “My big brother is super brave!”
Zhen Nailiang looked up, “What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t want to talk, this was too anti-intellectual.
Yang Feiyue also continued to wash the dishes and vegetables, her straight heart was making it difficult for her to organise her language.
Zhen Nailiang: “I still don’t believe it, the theatre can act, can’t you even make a fire?”
Yang Feiyue: “Ho ho ho ~”
Zhen Nailiang: “I’m going to build this fire today no matter what I say, it’s a matter of my personal honour, I’m betting on my dignity!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother, to bet on something you have.”
Zhen Nailiang: “……”
Pop-up screen:
“Brother Liang …… you take firewood to start the fire?”
“This kind of big stove to light the fire is very skillful.”
“Gross skill! It’s a matter of intelligence.”
“A big stick of wood can light it?”
Liang couldn’t light the wooden bar and learnt to be smart, he first lit a handful of hay and then stuffed firewood into it, but the result was still a failure.
Li Tiezhu was speechless, turned around and went outside to pick up dry branches by the roadside.
A few minutes later, the smoke rolled over the cloudy mountain.
The entire lodge was trapped by smoke, and the people inside choked.
Yang Feiyue: “Brother Liang, don’t burn the fire too big, we haven’t started cooking yet.”
Zhen Nailiang: “The key is that there is no fire yet!”
Yang Feiyue: “Where’s the fire? It’s been half an hour ……”
Zhen Nailiang: “There is no fire, only smoke, next door children are choking and crying.”
And whacked dead struggle a bit, Zhen Nailiang or give up, willing to gamble and put down dignity, asking for help:
“Feiyue, you quickly come to help me, this fire can not be born.”
Yang Feiyue rolled up his sleeves and came over.
“You put in so much hay?”
“How much should I put?”
“Give me the lighter.”
“Here.”
Zhen Nailiang was like a schoolboy, well-behaved, after all, he was used to being hit in the face at whichever show he went to.
Yang Feiyue did light the fire, but it wasn’t enough to ignite the firewood: “I need branches!”
Saying this, he headed out.
“I picked up some, it’s enough.”
Li Tiezhu came in holding some dry branches and handed them to Yang Feiyue.
Yang Feiyue ran back to the kitchen and broke the branches with his calf, too skilled, and soon lit the big stove and the firewood blazed.
Zhen Nailiang exclaimed, “Oh! Fantastic, Feiyue you’re fantastic.”
Yang Feiyue had no ripples inside: “The hay can only start the fire, it needs some burn-resistant branches to keep burning in order to set the firewood on fire.”
Li Tiezhu said, “This stove hasn’t been used for too long, the chimney is a bit clogged, I’ll get it for you tomorrow.”
Pop-up screen:
“Koi sister’s survival skills are full of points.”
“It’s true that she’s a rural child.”
“Skilled to the point of heartache ……”
“Feiyue sister this is a band of three ah, not easy.”
“It feels like the other three are just giant babies who can’t do anything.”
“Yang Feiyue can ignite because …… she’s on fire.”
“Li Tiezhu is also on fire, the only two who can live in this house.”
“Sure enough, it’s the hope of the whole village.”
“Li Tiezhu has absolutely no desire to do anything, this is too differentiated, right?”
“Serious brother: I’m here to enjoy my happiness, waiting for my disciples to be filial.”
“Your disciples will filialise you to death!”
Then, Jin He’an was the first to cook with an overly dark and indescribable technique.
If I had to describe it, it was like sh*t.
It seems like there are eggs, mushrooms, and what ……
Yang Feiyue looked crazy and couldn’t bear it, but on the first day it wasn’t too cooked and he couldn’t lift the pot, so he grabbed Li Tiezhu’s sleeve and flung it wildly: “Master! I feel that my next life is full of darkness ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Feiyue, be optimistic! Have faith in your teammates.”
Jin He installed the black paste and came over, “Brother Zhu, does it smell good?”
Li Tiezhu: “Well, it smells …… vomit~”
Jin Hean said expectantly, “Brother Zhu to taste it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Liang, you taste it, you are older.”
Zhen Nailiang came over sheepishly, “If I go away one day ……”
Li Tiezhu: “We will bury you in the hillock.”
Yang Feiyue: “Next year the mountains will be full of red umbrellas and red umbrellas and white poles ……”
Jokes to jokes, Zhen Nailiang tasted a bite, did not die, said, “Who else has a dish? Dock Litao has a …… that who, Tiezhu get two or three or four it, not to dislike the second brother to do hard to eat, mainly want you to show your hand.”
If you want to eat, say it explicitly!
Li Tiezhu: “……”
What I said a long time ago, Li Tiezhu will stew and fry duck, so far did not do it, mainly because the time is still early, the sun is still quite big. Let them toss and toss more to the programme team to shoot some material, the old variety artist, Li Tiezhu knows how to grasp the rhythm.
Moreover, Li Tiezhu never steal the scene, if he steals the scene, other people will not have a lot of shots.
In addition, the pot of boiling water that Jin He’an burned is not used to moult duck feathers.
Yang Feiyue picked up the chopper and looked at Li Tiezhu: “Master!”
Li Tiezhu: “Go!”
Then, the two walked out of the kitchen with a tacit understanding.
Wu Litao shouted from behind, “What are you guys doing?”
Yang Feiyue: “Slaughtering ducks, going together?”
Wulitao’s hands shook a little, “No, no, I still have to chop wood.”
Quack, quack, quack ……
Wulitao also stopped chopping firewood and hurriedly hid in the kitchen in fear, he has always been timid: “Is it okay to go on the show and openly kill ducks?”
Zhen Nailiang said, “Where did they kill ducks? They were going to take the ducks out of the freezer to defrost them.”
Wooly Towers:”……”
Jin Hean said, “I remember the two of them killed chicken and fish and loach and eel and stuff right there in the mushroom house, so it’s not a big deal. The show will cut it out!”
Wulitao was speechless and could only start making braised pork, which he did know how to do, it was the screams of the ducks outside that made him shiver a bit, so much so that his hands kept shaking when putting in the spices.
Ten minutes later, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue carried a naked duck in, an old duck and a young duck.
The masters always make a grand finale appearance.
When everyone has finished their own dishes, Li Tiezhu began to stew sour radish old duck soup on the small stove, Yang Feiyue chopped duck cut ginger chilli and other condiments, Li Tiezhu began to fry ginger popping duck.
Li Tiezhu, the show immediately turned from a disaster film into a food blockbuster.
Zhen Nailiang, Wu Litao and Jin He’an stared at the side, their mouths watering.
Jin He An said, “It’s a good thing Tie Zhu is here, otherwise we wouldn’t have much food to eat tonight.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Seriously, Tie Zhu’s arrival today has made us very happy!”
Wu Li Tao: “And me.”
Zhen Nailiang said, “Stop fooling around and go burn the fire.”
Li Tiezhu also saw that within this group of people, only Yang Feiyue was reliable, and everyone else was here to make trouble. However, Wang Fang can cook, after all, he is a Sichuan and Chongqing doll. If Wang Fang was replaced with Wu Li Tao, Yang Feiyue would have to go crazy.
