In a short while, all the dishes were served, and there was no harm without comparison.
Li Tiezhu’s Ginger Explosion Duck and Sour Radish Old Duck Soup were of course the best, Dock Litao’s Braised Pork was also able to hold its own, and Jin He’an’s Dark Cuisine should have been mosaiced.
And Yang Feiyue’s red sausage and vegetable casserole was a standout performance, so colourful and flavourful that it was filmed by the show’s team to give the food show a feel.
The only one who didn’t cook, Zhen Nailiang, said heartily:
“Originally, I wanted to show my hand and make a tomato and egg soup that I’m best at, but seeing Feiyue and Tiezhu being so active, I won’t grab it from them, and leave the chance to perform to the youngsters.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t say anything.
The opportunity to dislike people was left to Yang Feiyue, she lived up to her name and said, “Hohoho~ The opportunity to disgrace people, you make an effort to grab it. Not a single one!”
Zhen Nailiang was unconvinced, “Where did I lose face? Isn’t it just that there was a small problem with the fire?”
Yang Feiyue: “And fishing and getting lost.”
Zhen Nailiang: “That’s …… me.”
Yang Feiyue: “The big brother and second brother in the family don’t look too smart yazi.”
Zhen Nailiang: “……”
Pop-up:
“Trolling! Flying leap on the tip of your tongue.”
“Did you lick the koi?”
“The one that said lick don’t go after school.”
“The rice that Feiyue smothered looks so fragrant.”
“Looking hungry at night.”
“So, is this a food programme?”
“Wherever Li Tiezhu is, it’s a food programme, and real men are no exception.”
“Yang Feiyue cooks skilfully.”
“Hard compliment?”
“These fans are really convinced ……”
“It’s obvious Feiyue can do it, it’s not like she’s a chef.”
“It’s already great, worthy of being the female version of Li Tiezhu.”
It was starting to get dark, and the five people were getting ready to start eating at the small wooden table in the courtyard.
Kim Hean unscrewed the cap of his Coke bottle, “Ah! It’s so hard.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Why don’t we cry first?”
Yang Feiyue said, “That’s hard? It only shows that your life skills are too poor, look at my master, when they filmed ‘Oh Exempt Primitive Man’, there was no house, no tools, no food, and the opening was wilderness survival ……”
Jin He’an was interested: “Hey, right. When Tie Zhu recorded that show last year, was it really that hard?”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s not bad, it’s not that hard. In comparison, this show of yours and Mushroom House, that’s just for a holiday.”
Jin He’an didn’t say anything, he couldn’t kill his own reputation.
Pop-up screen:
“What about this year’s Oh Exempt Primitive? Is it also a summer holiday?”
“Looking forward to it!”
“Be serious and record Primitive Man soon!”
“This show is even easier than Mushroom House, no challenge.”
Eating his meal, Zhen Nailiang said, “The hardest thing about our show is that we have no money, no food and no meat. Does everyone have any good suggestions?”
Wulitao said, “Go hunting in the mountains!”
Yang Feiyue: “It’s to be beaten by the prey, right? Just my two stupid brothers, we’ll still be beaten alive by the critters.”
Jin He’an said, “We are also practised, right?”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but say, “Are you guys stupid? There are chickens, ducks and geese in the house, and you call that no food and no meat? I looked at the ducks, there are fourteen female ducks, they should all be able to lay eggs, take them to sell them and you’ll have money, right? Ducks too, there’s no rule in the programme that says you can’t sell ducks, right?”
Zhen Nailiang instantly brightened up at the roar!
Jin Hean looked at the director who was not far away.
Director: “You can’t sell ducks!”
Li Tiezhu: “What you say now doesn’t count, who told you guys not to think ahead? Besides, the few of them don’t have much food in the first place, and they’re feeding the ducks? The more they feed, the poorer they get! Listen to me, sell a few when you run out of money.”
Yang Feiyue said, “I think it’s fine! Ducks are much more edible than chickens, just those half-sized ducks, one can top three dogs!”
Li Tiezhu: “Dogs can also be sold.”
Yang Feiyue: “Don’t, right? I personally give it a name, or sell chicken fly and dog jump?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head: “I’m talking about selling art, it’s a unique breed here, you guys take it to the village entrance to take pictures with tourists! Chicken Fly and Dog Jump don’t work, they don’t have a star quality. Besides, there are all kinds of vegetables in the vegetable field, can you eat them all? Take it and sell it!”
Zhen Nailiang: “This can be done! Suddenly I found out that Tie Zhu is good at making money!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Of course, the money I make in a year can top your ten years.”
“Hahaha ……”
The other three mocked mercilessly.
Zhen Nailiang wanted to say, “Excessive …… Tiezhu, can we not talk about topics that hurt our feelings? No wonder the internet says that you are a mad dog, catching whoever bites who …… How long have you only been here, and how many times have you disliked me?”
Yang Feiyue: “Brother Liang, have you ever thought that it’s your own problem?”
Zhen Nailiang cried and laughed: “It’s the two Li Tiezhu who dislike me!”
Jin He’an: “I found that Feiyue and Tiezhu are really alike, just extra leathery and dashing, saying whatever they want, just extra real.”
Wulitao raises his hand, “Me too.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Stop it, that’s a brain cramp for you.”
Dock Litao was speechless, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue disliked Zhen Nailiang, he was powerless to fight back, and then he turned around and gave me a violent attack? What do you mean? Am I easy to bully?
Yang Feiyue: “My senior brother doesn’t have a brain cramp.”
Wu Litao is grateful: “Thank you.”
Yang Feiyue: “Sometimes he doesn’t have a brain.”
Dock Litao: “……”
Li Tiezhu said, “Don’t say that, Tao Tao sometimes has a brain.”
Serial Blitz.
Zhen Nailiang curiously said, “Tao Tao, there are a lot of hackers on the internet, do you care?”
Wuli Tao: “Care! I’ll ask the water army to scold back, and if I can’t scold them, I’ll personally go down to scold them.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Can you say that? Invite the navy?”
Wu Li Tao said, “Can’t I say it? Apart from my master, who here hasn’t hired a water army? To tell the truth, I even spent money to raise some fans!”
Zhen Nailiang covered his face, unable to talk about the grey areas of the entertainment industry anymore, and asked Yang Feiyue, “What do you think of the black people on the internet?”
Yang Feiyue said, “I don’t care, I’m just me, I’ll show you my real side on the show, I’m sure I’ll have a lot of flaws, but who doesn’t have flaws? I think my master’s way is just fine, not caring at all about what others think.”
Zhen Nailiang admired Li Tiezhu a bit, “Are you so mentally strong? Tie Zhu.”
Li Tiezhu said, “What is this, generally I can do it without beeping, but all those who can beat me do not bother to scold me, and those who scold me can not beat me.”
Zhen Nailiang vainly sought advice: “Some particularly malicious comments, you also do not care?”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, “The most malicious comment I remember is someone saying that I’m a dirt dog, a contestant said it very loudly during my audition. I didn’t care at that time, and now I want to say …… to her that I make several hundred million a year! Where do you work?”
“Hahaha ……”
The other few are laughing like crazy, this is very Li Tiezhu!
Zhen Nailiang was stupid, can it still be like this? Isn’t this inviting abuse?
“Tie Zhu, aren’t you afraid of being scolded?”
“The more I’m scolded, the more popular I’ll be!”
“But ……”
“The ones who scold me are all on the scarf, but I don’t have a scarf account.”
Zhen Nailiang applauded, simply too powerful! Learned.
His last two years can be …… hard to say ah, coincidentally, not long ago, a certain skin and a certain deer openly show love, in his not yet healed wounds poured a bottle of sulfuric acid.
There is a lot of support for him online, but there is also a lot of vicious abuse.
He couldn’t help but lament, “You know …… there is a very vivid example, I have a friend who met something, we all comfort him. He said he didn’t need comforting, it was fine and all that, but he went to read those comments every night, over and over again all the time, and after a week, he broke down. He said why? He obviously did nothing wrong, why are these people calling him names and humiliating him? One can only say ……”
Zhen Nailiang, who had no friends in the middle of nowhere, had a bit of red eyes, took a breath, and said, “Sometimes it’s too hard to be an artiste, a public figure.”
Jin He’an and Wu Li Taos together gave Zhen Nailiang dishes.
“Have a bite of braised pork and forget all your troubles.”
“Have a shiitake mushroom and stop wanting to cry.”
“Thanks! They, no, this is how we comfort my friend.”
Zhen Nailiang smiled to himself.
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother Liang, don’t you think this is a good thing? One year, my old man and I were renovating a barn in my old house, and halfway through the repair, we found a mouse hole in the corner that ate a lot of our grain. So we plugged the hole and put a layer of cement on the wall so the rats never had a chance to make a hole again. If we hadn’t found the mouse hole at that time, it would have been quite dangerous. Finding the mouse hole early means good luck.”
Without this rat hole, what might have been lost was the entire barn’s grain.
Zhen Nailiang won’t be able to be fixed by Li Tiezhu, so I have to have a party to celebrate? However, what he said seemed to make sense.
If it takes another 20 years to realise someone likes to do their hair ……
I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to do that!
Village flower Yang Feiyue also did not master Li Tiezhu so brave, smiled and rounded off: “Do not say it, do not say it ……”
Li Tiezhu is still saying, “People who like you will like you, people who don’t like you how will not like you, what to do? You don’t like me, I don’t like you either, ha shucks!”
Zhen Nailiang: “The reasoning is this ……”
Wu Litao and Jin He’an didn’t dare to speak, it’s not really good to talk about this matter, the more you persuade, the more embarrassing it is.
Li Tiezhu said, “I like Mr Guo’s sentence, without his personnel do not advise others to be good. But what can’t beat you will make you stronger.”
Zhen Nailiang was enlightened, yes, I’m green and I’ve become stronger!
Pop-up screen:
“Brother Liang is zapped!”
“Heartbroken Brother Liang.”
“Dog man and woman shall not die ……”
“Tie Zhu’s way of persuading people is a bit too hard.”
“It’s good to separate early ah Liangzi.”
“The earth is not worth it.”
“These people have also all been subjected to cyber violence.”
“Tie Zhu, Feiyue and Ryo are the worst.”
“Serious Brother: is cyber violence as violent as me?”
“Zhen Nailiang has changed ……”
This topic was still talked about for a long time, even though Liang was no longer willing to talk about it, Li Tiezhu still chased after him and kept rambling. Jin Hean and Wu Li Tao were both embarrassed to the point that Yang Feiyue lowered his head and ate fiercely, pretending not to hear.
The programme team was also so embarrassed that they pinched the segment off, it absolutely couldn’t be aired.
“Brother Liang, she’s so old what do you figure?”
“Who has pierced ears in a decent man?”
“What the hell is hip-hop music? There’s only good and bad music.”
“Anyone who sings badly likes to pretend.”
“If your shoes are broken, you should buy new ones!”
“I heard you chased her? Huh! Stupid!”
“Ryo? Are you trying to hit me?”
“You bear with me, ten of you wouldn’t be able to beat me.”
In the end, Zhen Nailiang managed to be exasperated and laughed, and his mood turned out to be strangely much better, as if it was really a big good thing that gongs and firecrackers were going off in unison!
