The audience naturally couldn’t see Li Tiezhu’s hardcore persuasion skills, or else they would have definitely been included in the Serious Brother Quotes.
After the meal it was game time, and just like Mushroom House, the footage was not enough for the game to come in. The game was Truth or Dare, Yang Feiyue was too lazy to move and chose Truth or Dare.
Jin Hean: “Let me ask a question your fans are dying to know, what kind of boys do you like?”
Yang Feiyue: “Handsome ones!”
Li Tiezhu looked disgusted: “Huh~ Shallow!”
There are a total of four guys here, the other three are all handsome, he’s the only ugly one.
Yang Feiyue: “So master, what kind of girls do you like?”
Wulitao said, “Do you still need to ask? Bamboo like that.”
Li Tiezhu leisurely said, “Pretty ones.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Pfft ……”
Yang Feiyue pointed at Li Tiezhu: “Look at you, you still have the nerve to talk about me, you are a Yan dog yourself! Or a double standard dog!”
Li Tiezhu: “It doesn’t matter, what kind of girl does Brother Tao like?”
He is nominally the master of Yang Feiyue and Wu Litao, but in fact, he is on a brotherly basis, and Feiyue’s little brother is also not used to being big and small.
Wu Litao spread his hands, “Why should I like girls? Women will only delay my creation!”
Good man!
If it wasn’t for your two overly obvious dark circles under your eyes, I’d damn well believe it.
Li Tiezhu of course knew that he and Liu Yuan had gone to the north to ride in the beard, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that his current intelligence ability was the best in the entire entertainment industry.
Jin He’an clinked beer glasses with Wu Litao: “Well done!”
Li Tiezhu asked again, “Brother Liang?”
Zhen Nailiang: “What?”
Li Tiezhu: “What kind of girl do you like?”
Zhen Nailiang: “……”
What the hell are you talking about?
However, this time Zhen Nailiang also learnt smart, thought about it and said, “Like …… decent girls.”
The programme group later does not shake Bilian, directly put Li Tiezhu P into a female costume, extremely spicy, but also got a scratchy posture, with the word:
“Decent girl!”
Pop-up screen:
“Crap!”
“Old man’s eyes ……”
“I’m f*cking blind ah, Li Tiezhu killed that late!”
“This girl is too serious!”
“Mum asked me why I washed my eyes in the middle of the night.”
Then, Wang Fang called, saying that the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal, to come over to meet tomorrow, and sent a gift, a portable karaoke stereo.
At the end of the day, Wang Fang couldn’t help but send out a soul torturing question:
“Brother Zhu, at the risk of asking, don’t you have a programme for the Spring Festival Gala this year?”
Others also looked at Li Tiezhu, debut three years, on the Spring Festival Gala twice Li Tiezhu, that is the CCTV’s own son, this year not on the Spring Festival Gala?
Li Tiezhu ate the Virgin Fruit and said, “On ah.”
Wang Fang: “Kai also said you will be on the Spring Festival Gala, then why don’t you come to the rehearsal?”
Li Tiezhu: “Because I haven’t figured out which song to sing. The Spring Festival Gala is still half a year away, so what’s the hurry? The director said that I can go to the last three rehearsals in the second half of the year.”
Wang Fang: “I’ve taken the liberty, I’ve taken the liberty, goodbye ……”
People have to die than people!
In the Spring Festival Gala Li Tiezhu also has a privilege, given by the central mother herself.
Other artists attend all the rehearsals, and the programme has to be finalised by the director, and even go through the baptism of elimination. Only Li Tiezhu, what song to sing own say, rehearsal? There is no need, just come to familiarise yourself with the venue and costumes at the end.
After Wang Fang hung up the phone, Wu Li Tao said, “See, this is my master’s rehearsal! The Spring Festival Gala can even go without rehearsal.”
Li Tiezhu humbly said, “Over, over. I don’t go to the rehearsal because, the director is afraid of being disliked.”
Then, Yang Feiyue turned on the sound.
“Wait Deng Deng ……”
The intro of ‘Burn My Calories’ rang out, startling Yang Feiyue, Zhen Nailiang handed her the microphone, and Yang Feiyue cried and wailed as a result, singing while breaking the tone and running out of tune.
Wu Li Tao was scoffing the whole time, wow, this level is still a girl group? Ghosts crying and wailing is more or less the same! No wonder so many people are black!
Zhen Nailiang and Jin Hean were also bewildered, this girl is hopeless.
Li Tiezhu was the most calm.
After singing, Yang Feiyue disliked Li Tiezhu and said, “I’m sorry master, I wasted your song.”
Li Tiezhu waved his hand with bravado: “It’s okay, just feed it to the dog.”
Yang Feiyue was so angry that he came over to pinch Li Tiezhu’s neck.
Pop-up screen:
“Are the calories okay?”
“Yang Feiyue: scared me!”
“Scared by your own song?”
“Feiyue don’t open your mouth, one of your own!”
“Wu Li Tao finally got one back, his singing skills are at least still online.”
“This tune runs farther than Hashimoto Daihui’s feet.”
“Leap and sing, not an inch of grass grows ……”
“It’s a pity that Li Tiezhu’s song.”
“Did Brother Serious write this song?”
“Yes, when the song was written for Shen Mouteng’s film The Trouble with Charlotte.”
“And then falsely let Koi Sister’s girl group sing it.”
“It’s said that Li Tiezhu personally instructed them for half a month, and in the end, he only let Yang Feiyue shout that one line about burning my calories.”
“It’s …… rotten to the core!”
“With Tiezhu don’t even want Wang Fang.”
The crowd, who had already drunk some beer, sang songs and accidentally got high, Yang Feiyue was the wildest, jumping around and shouting blindly like a psychopath, after all, of the five people present, she was the only one who couldn’t sing.
Well, a pentatonic but female group singer debut artiste.
Li Tiezhu also made a special effort to sing his new song “Starry Sea” to Liang, and then, Liang cried her eyes out.
Zhen Nailiang: Li Tiezhu your grandfather, persuade the old man so long, suddenly come to a you are my stars and sea, directly to the old man whole broken defence, you …… do not talk about martial arts!
……
The next day the colour of the day Ma Ma dawn, Li Tiezhu got up, grabbed a duck with straw bundled up, and picked some radish greens ginger, with a basket back to run.
The cameraman wondered, “Teacher Li, are you …… running with weight? The duck is too strange, or change some bricks or something?”
Li Tiezhu said, “No, I am going to sell ducks to sell vegetables.”
The cameraman was a bit flustered, the director was not up yet, and he couldn’t make a decision, “Teacher Li, why don’t we wait a bit and ask the director …… for instructions?”
Li Tiezhu ran out with the duck on his back, “I never listen to the director.”
At this time, Zhen Nailiang also walked down with his chicken nest head: “Well said, we live the life we want and ignore the director’s team!”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Liang, let’s run together.”
“Yeah!”
The cameraman could only call a staff member and ride an electric bike to carry him to follow the filming, well, he is Li Tiezhu. Just to see how he would go about selling ducks, if the filming was good, the director would add chicken legs.
Li Tiezhu led Zhen Nailiang to run along the small road for a few kilometres in one breath, then stopped at a remote banana forest, put down his basket and started to play with his mobile phone.
The cameraman asked, “Tired? Does Mr Li want to take a battery car to sell vegetables at the village entrance?”
Li Tiezhu: “Why go to the village entrance? I’ll just sell ducks and vegetables here.”
Zhen Nailiang looked around and panted, “There’s no one here. Tie Zhu, let’s go back to the village to sell, there are many tourists there.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Wait, it’s coming soon.”
A few minutes later, a few people ran in the distance, three staff and two cameramen, and a four-wheeled electric car followed.
This lineup is more powerful than your own side ah!
The cameraman was like an enemy.
The other side got even closer, and the cameraman breathed a sigh of relief, so it was a friendly force! A TV station.
Huang San Shi and Peng Yu Chang ran quite easily, but Zhang Zi Feng in the back ran a bit scribbly, her hair was all messed up.
Originally, she was not allowed to come, but she had to follow her, and ended up spending most of the time in the car, and when she was almost there she had to get down and run over by herself.
At this moment, not only were the cameramen and staff of Ha, Farmer confused, the cameramen and staff of Mushroom House on the opposite side were also confused.
Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi had secretly conspired to make this “bartering” deal without the knowledge of both programme teams.
This is a real secret deal.
Zhen Nailiang also did not know, people are stupid, only know the mechanical greetings to people: “Teacher Huang good! Pang Pang, Zi Feng …… why are you guys here?”
Before the words were asked, Zhen Nailiang himself came to his senses.
This was the advertisement that Li Tiezhu had pulled for the show with his personal connections!
The viewers of The Mushroom House will definitely see this scene, and then, won’t the ratings of Ha, Farmer …… After all, the two variety shows have similar styles and roughly the same audience.
As the big head of Ha Ha Farm, Zhen Nailiang is grateful, and Tiezhu is the bureau spirit!
In order to hold Yang Feiyue, Li Tiezhu is really open-minded.
If Zhen Nailiang was still like this, one could imagine that the audience of both Ha, Farmer and Mushroom House were thrilled.
The pop-ups of both programmes were dense:
“What do you mean by surprise? What the f*ck is a surprise?”
“Whoa sh*t! It can still be like this?”
“Why is Li Tiezhu in the last episode? Didn’t you say he wasn’t coming?”
“Seems like he’s recording another programme.”
“It’s ‘Ha, Farmer’, the younger version of ‘Mushroom House’.”
“It’s so good!”
“You can see Mr Huang even when you watch a farmer?”
“Pumbaa, Haha Farmer calls you to chop wood!”
“Let’s combine the two programmes!”
“Is it okay to hang out with each other?”
“Hahaha …… The staff on both sides are dumbfounded.”
Just as soon as they met, Huang Sanshi asked, “Where are your goods?”
Li Tiezhu patted the back basket and asked, “Where are your goods?”
Huang Sanshi pointed at Peng Yu Chang: “Here!”
Li Tiezhu: “He’s not worth much.”
Peng Yu Chang exclaimed, “Brother Zhu! Master is talking about what’s in my backpack, not me, I’m not worth anything I know.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Hahaha …… Pang Pang, are you so humble?”
Peng Yu Chang ruffled his hair, “I’ve always been faceless in front of Brother Zhu.”
Zhen Nailiang immediately put on a mask of pain, “Work with you!”
Peng Yu Chang: “Just get used to it! Cheer up Brother Liang.”
At this time, Zhang Zifeng came over with a red face and gasping for breath, “Brother!”
Li Tiezhu put down the basket and took out a gold glittering medal from his bag and handed it to her, “This is the medal that I got the first place in pistol shooting in the tank company, it’s for you. Didn’t you say last time that you like army medals.”
Zhang Zifeng: “Thank you brother!”
Peng Yu Chang said, “He is brother Zhu, I am your brother.”
Zhang Zifeng: “Brother Peng Peng, do you have a medal?”
Peng Peng: “……”
Zhen Nailiang whispered, “Pang Pang, this sister of yours is seriously pillarised!”
Peng Yu Chang was in tears, “Isn’t it? He used to be good, but now he dislikes me dozens of times a day ……”
