The audience is going crazy. How about “Hanging”?
The dog’s leftovers are much more dramatic than the coloured lights! I really didn’t expect that the animals in Haha’s farmhouse would be more unreliable than the animals in the mushroom house.
The pop-ups are also very slick:
“into the essence!”
“Self hanging southeast branch ah dog left.”
“So funny hahahaha ……”
“Dog leftover don’t think about it!”
“Yang Feiyue laughed me to death.”
“The dog left is beaten, right? Must be!”
“This BGM is absolute.”
“Why did you tie up the chicken?”
“What? The dog left over couldn’t take the humiliation and hanged himself?”
“Could this be the legendary …… hanging chicken?”
Several people discussed to move the chicken rack inside, not the door of the room, easy to be bullied by other chickens.
Li Tiezhu walked out slowly with a face basin, while picking up the noodles, while hilarious, could not help but say, “Eh, you guys see, this chicken is all Yan Yan, could it be injured? How about we eat it?”
Zhen Nailiang: “What kind of logic is that? Eat it if it’s injured?”
Yang Feiyue stops in front of the chicken: “Don’t eat my dog’s leftovers!”
Li Tiezhu: “Chicken noodle soup is delicious!”
Yang Feiyue swallowed, “That can’t be eaten either!”
Wu Litao said thievishly, “It might be an internal injury that can’t be cured, eat it.”
Yang Feiyue glared angrily, “Dare! Eat the dog leftovers, I’ll tie you to the chicken rack! Let the chickens in the lead home come and beat you every day.”
Wulitao: “Are you crazy? I can’t beat those chickens?”
Yang Feiyue: “That dog is still a special chicken! You fight with it, whoever wins gets on the chicken rack.”
WU LITAO: “I …… master, this kind of person you also accept?”
Li Tiezhu hugged his face basin and drank soup, “Suck it~ As a matter of fact, you, Brother Tao, are the alternative in our division! Look at your Feiyue Senior Sister, then look at me, and finally, look at your Senior Grandfather Cheng Dalong, all of them are fierce men! You’re the only one who isn’t!”
The master himself stuck a knife in it, and Wu Li Tao realised that he was the one who picked it up.
Dock Litao said, “If I had known, I wouldn’t have come to this show!”
Sister Zhang Zifeng said, “Why are you tying up the dog leftover?”
Yang Feiyue: “Other people’s ornamental chickens are also tied, you colourful lanterns do not tie?”
Zhang Zifeng said: “Colourful lanterns do not tie, anyway, it does not like to move. Unless my brother says he wants to stew old duck soup, it will fly away for shelter.”
Yang Feiyue: “That’s because you don’t have scary neighbours, the colourful lamp wouldn’t survive three episodes with us.”
It’s also true that those chickens look like street skaters, the uneducated kind.
After rescuing the dog leftovers, Li Tiezhu also finished a faceful of noodles, and Zhen Nailiang led the group to the field to cut sugarcane.
How can I put it?
This sugar cane field is really a little small, not more than thirty square metres of small square land, dozens of sugar cane standing alone.
Li Tiezhu was a bit embarrassed. Nima, six people are bullying dozens of sugarcane? Mushroom houses can’t even do this kind of thing!
Therefore, Li Tiezhu still chose to stand by and watch.
This is two states with the mushroom house, in the mushroom house work, usually the programme team will give a large amount of tasks, often can not be completed, rely on Huang Sanshi’s face to rub the programme team, or rely on Li Tiezhu’s toughness to grab.
And this programme group, the goal is set too easy, Li Tiezhu can not raise interest. Cutting sugar cane is not to mention, cattle herding?
It’s really a holiday!
Of course, so far the results of this programme have been very good, but it’s really not professional enough for farm life.
Li Tiezhu also liked this kind of slow variety show, but it was not good to be too laid back.
Soon, Li Tiezhu understood why the programme team was so …… pedestrian.
It is because except for Yang Feiyue, none of these people know farming. Zhen Nailiang, as the team leader, completely lacked the knowledge base and ability to control the scene like Huang Sanshi.
“Should the sugar cane be uprooted, or just cut it? Leave the roots to grow back next year?”
This was Zhen Nailiang’s question.
Li Tiezhu said, “Have you ever planted sugar cane?”
Zhen Nailiang: “No.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Planting sugarcane is digging out a row of earth trenches and putting the sugarcane in one by one, each node of the sugarcane can send out a few sprouts. The sugarcane root left behind can also sprout, but it will sprout in a month or two, the season is all wrong, it won’t grow well! So, cut it straight, turn the ground after cutting, pull out the roots and throw them away.”
These artists are really …… four bodies and five grains!
Zhen Nailiang: “Ah! Then, then cut it!”
Jin He’an said, “But, the programme’s guidebook says inside that by keeping the roots, the sugarcane will spring up again next year.”
Li Tiezhu: “The programme team is retarded, right? It looks like it was made up by people who have never been in the ground, with the amount of precipitation in Diannan, the roots will rot in the ground in less than a week.”
Pop-up:
“Bullsh*t! Just break it directly.”
“Sugarcane knots are seeds!”
“Tiezhu science link.”
“We don’t even leave roots here, we plant the unsweetened nodes on the tip.”
“The programme team is talking nonsense, we all dig with the roots here!”
“Haven’t dug it, haven’t bought it yet?”
“All the sugarcane in the market is with roots, right?”
“This programme is called: Yang Feiyue and the Useless Men.”
“Don’t bring Li Tiezhu.”
Zhen Nailiang and Jin He’an didn’t care too much about keeping the roots, like little kids who had never seen the world, they compared pulling up sugarcane with their bare hands, and Wulitao, the shameless one, followed suit and pulled up the sugarcane, and all three of them didn’t pull it up.
Yang Feiyue grabbed a sugar cane with one hand and broke it from the root with a snap.
The crowd was shocked, give some face!
Zhang Zifeng was even more shocked, “Oh! Sister Feiyue is Hercules!”
“Was it hard?”
Yang Feiyue just silently put the sugar cane on the ground and went to break a second one.
Zhang Zifeng was greatly impressed and rushed up to help Yang Feiyue with the sugar cane, Yang Feiyue chopped and Zhang Zifeng helped carry it, cooperating well.
On the contrary, the other three men are still pulling sugar cane.
Li Tiezhu does not labour, only beep: “If you can not pull it, then cut it! Why do you guys have to pull the sugar cane?”
Wu Li Tao said, “Master, you don’t understand, this is a war between men!”
Li Tiezhu walked over and pulled out a sugar cane with his bare hands, even with the roots and mud: “This isn’t a war between men, this is a war between losers.”
Jin He’an burst out laughing.
Zhen Nailiang said, “Pinch off that part just now, let’s start cutting the sugar cane!”
However, they were still playing.
There were four rows of sugarcane in total, two rows for the three men, and two rows for Yang Feiyue and his sister Zhang Zifeng, as a result, Yang Feiyue and his sister finished cutting the sugarcane early, and on the other side, they were still comparing their knife skills, a stream of knives and whatnot.
It is also speechless.
However, Li Tiezhu is still watching from the sidelines, without personally getting his hands dirty.
Not the same.
This was disciple Yang Feiyue’s show, he came here to support her, of course he had to highlight Yang Feiyue, he couldn’t steal the limelight. On the contrary, when he was in the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu was worse than a beast, and dared to steal anyone’s part and dislike anyone.
Zhang Zifeng came over crying, “Brother, my hand was scratched by a sugar cane leaf.”
Li Tiezhu was prepared, took out a band-aid and put it on Zhang Zifeng: “Why don’t you wear gloves?”
Zhang Zifeng: “I see Feiyue sister also did not wear gloves.”
Li Tiezhu: “Can you compare with her? She grew up doing farm work and can’t be hurt.”
Yang Feiyue said, “Master! Take me to your Oh Exempt Primitive! These three …… can not bring ah! What are all ah!”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Look out.”
Zhang Zifeng: “Looking at the three of them, it’s as if I saw three Pang Pang brothers, a word ……”
Li Tiezhu also couldn’t help but smile, indeed like ah!
After waiting for a long time, those three men finally finished cutting the sugar cane, to carry it back, one person holding seven or eight.
Li Tiezhu really can not help it, let Yang Feiyue and sister Zhang Zifeng together cut the twine bundled up, he went to cut a bamboo pole, a breath of all picked back.
As soon as the people entered the house, they saw Chang Wei beating the dog left, Chang Wei is the black chicken that leads the home.
After beating Chang Wei again to save the dog left, they clamoured to go fishing again.
After driving for half an hour, they caught a fish, or the programme team deliberately put it there.
Li Tiezhu was too embarrassed to break it.
The long vines hanging from the big trees near the river, several men can not help but go to swing, as if they are Tarzan of the Apes.
Li Tiezhu also went to swing a few times, quite sensational.
Li Tiezhu also encouraged Zhang Zifeng: “Go and try it! People always need to take risks in their lives, they can’t always seek stability.”
Zhang Zifeng shook his head, “Brother, I didn’t bring a change of clothes …….”
Li Tiezhu wanted to go and encourage his disciple Yang Feiyue, but it turned out that she was already on.
Yang Feiyue swung out beautifully, her body crossing over the creek with elegance, and then …… fell to the bank with a thud, half of her body in the water and half of her body on the bank.
At that time, she let out a peculiar raw sound:
“Heh-woo~”
The crowd rushed to help her up, asking her one by one if she had any injuries from the fall.
Zhang Zifeng: “Sister, are you alright?”
Yang Feiyue is strong: “I’m fine! Just a little hungry, let’s go home and make lunch?”
So, everyone started to take the car back.
Li Tiezhu asked Yang Feiyue in a low voice: “It hurts, doesn’t it?”
Yang Feiyue said, “I feel like my waist fell off! It’s better now.”
Li Tiezhu: “Say it if it hurts, what’s wrong with you? Come, I’ll give you a rub.”
Yang Feiyue let the master massage her waist, said: “I can’t wimp out, once wimped out, those who black me will pounce like a mad dog, I’m the hope of the whole village ……”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “I am also the hope of the whole village! Two years before the debut of the two years I am also you this kind of idea, anything is just! Now that I think about it, it’s actually not necessary.”
Yang Feiyue: “Thank you master.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Don’t be in a hurry to thank first, I care about you mainly because you can’t make money for me if you are injured, you are now an artiste under my banner.”
Yang Feiyue: “Hahaha …… I’m going to eat hot pot at night!”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t give an inch! I’m going over to the Mushroom House at night.”
Zhang Zifeng said, “Let’s eat over here! Brother, there are too many people over there, it’ll be exhausting to do the dishes. We’ll go over there after we eat! I’ll call Teacher Huang about it.”
Yang Feiyue hugged Zhang Zifeng and kissed him, “Haha …… caught the little traitor one.”
Zhang Zifeng reddened.
Back at home after eating dinner not long after, Wang Fang arrived.
Li Tiezhu was the first to welcome up: “Yo ~ just brother to shiver, jang not notify a mumble? Just brother personally walk over le? I should have known we’d carry a pole to pick you up!”
Wang Fang is very rigid, just like a grown-up tiger,…….
Wang Fang was originally very shy, by Li Tiezhu this mouth Xichuan language a stimulus, said: “You are a shopkeeper wow? I want two omelette noodles, no eggs.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ouch! Master, a little wait aha, immediately give you cook!”
Because of the Sichuan-Chongqing people’s sake, the three little only inside Wang Fang and Wang Xiaokai relationship is good, often rumours of the two people crowded Yi Qianxi news. Borrowing Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu’s relationship, Wang Fang and Li Tiezhu relationship is also good, robe brother people are not pulling the thin pendulum belt.
