After the meal, Jin He’an and Wu Litao went to sell sugar cane, while the others rested at home, and it wasn’t bullying, it was kind of a change of pace to give the two of them extra footage.
After all, with the two demons Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue around, they really don’t have much footage.
Elderly Zhen Nailiang went to take a nap, Yang Feiyue took his sister Zhang Zifeng in the bedroom and didn’t know what to do, Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang drank beer downstairs and chatted.
Gang handed Li Tiezhu a Chinese and lit one himself, saying, “Xiaokai that hammer! I called him to guest on my show, and he called for a million dollars for a period of time, he’s crazy about money!”
Li Tiezhu flicked the ashes of his cigarette and said to the cameraman, “Teacher, go rest for an hour, don’t shoot. Smoking material, can’t be used even if it’s filmed.”
The cameraman asked the director for instructions and withdrew.
Li Tiezhu said, “How much money do you have for an instalment?”
“Five hundred thousand.”
“Leng less ah?”
“It was even less when I recorded ‘Big King vs Little King’, 200,000.”
“Then why did they replace you? Replace it with a period of 600,000 or 700,000 Hua Tianyu?”
“Hey …… because he’s the king of song thi! The Chinese singing world is surnamed Hua!”
“Makes sense!”
In fact, there was no obvious difference between their curiosity, and in terms of popularity and fan wanderings, Wang Fang was even better. The three little ones had been top streamers for many years, and even when they were separated, their popularity wasn’t weak.
Therefore, the reason why that programme replaced Wang Fang was actually not up to scratch, and it was no wonder that Wang Fang was angry in his heart. After going solo, he had a bright future in the hosting field, but he was suddenly cut off by someone else.
Wang Fang said cheaply, “Brother Zhu, when you disliked Hua Tianyu last year, it was simply awesome! Laughed me to death, hahaha …… I wish I was as stiff as you!”
Li Tiezhu: “Aren’t you Gang Mai? Why don’t you just mumble him?”
Wang Fang: “My agent did not allow me to just him, nor did he allow me to just any artiste, saying that it affects the image of the love beans.”
Li Tiezhu: “Bullsh*t! Look at my ‘good brother’ Xiao Zhen, he directly changed his persona and is now a showbiz disciplinarian!”
Wang Fang shook his head, “I don’t have him, that bast*rd is too crooked!”
Li Tiezhu: “That wa really …… God ghost fan day eye le.”
Artists are also people, private smoking and drinking swearing, anyway, in addition to Guo Siwei kind of elegant dwarf, the general Southwest artists get together, or accustomed to use the Southwest official language exchange.
Many emotions can only be perfectly expressed in dialect slang.
Wang Fang: “Xiaokai said he’s going to act in your film? Operation Red Sea is a kung fu film?”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “All four of us in the dormitory are going, it’s not a kung fu film, it’s kind of a military theme. Hey! Immediately to record a new album, delayed for half a year …… summer holiday to open the global tour, and then have to record “Oh exempt primitive”, but also to shoot a film …… things are too much don’t know how to arrange.”
Wang Fang: “You this Versailles whole I do not know …… envy can open the global concert!”
At four o’clock in the afternoon, Wang Fang went to build a fire to prepare to cook, easy.
Li Tiezhu still stood by and let the camera.
In the mushroom house, they can work more, but not here, they are too weak and easy to clamour.
Zhen Nailiang, who slept for two hours, came down with the chips and looked at them, all confused: ”You made the fire? How long did it take you to make it?”
Wang Fang: “Ten or so minutes.”
Zhen Nailiang collapsed a bit and felt his face was swollen.
He didn’t believe it and ran over to ask Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, you really didn’t teach him to build the fire?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Do you need to be taught to make a fire? Everyone knows how to do it, right?”
“What? Brother Zhu are you saying that I am not a human being?”
“Whether you are a human or not is very vague right now.”
“And what’s wrong with me?”
“Why did you eat Feiyue and her sister’s snacks?”
“I …… am afraid that they will gain weight and actresses should stay away from fried food. Well, it’s crunchy!”
“It’s you that actresses should stay away from.”
Pop-up screen:
“Gang is great~”
“Chuan Yu boy per capita chef ah!”
“Ryo is stunned.”
“Is it amazing to know how to make fire? Terrific indeed!”
“Wang Fang is so smart.”
“It’s not that Wang Fang is amazing, it’s that the other people on this show are too crotch pulling.”
“Are you a human being now blurry!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Brother Serious dislikes Brother Liang on a daily basis.”
“High energy ahead!”
“Here comes the famous scene!”
“Next up is Li Tiezhu’s peak of life, the dog’s head.”
“The magical brain circuits are starting.”
Cluck cluck cluck ……
The screaming chicken called for help again:
Master, the chicken next door is beating me again.
Li Tiezhu turned and rushed out, did not go to save the dog head first, but circled around to the gate, slammed the door shut, and prepared to catch a turtle in a jar.
The chickens were also exceptionally brave, instead of fleeing, they continued to beat the dog.
The black chicken flew up and kicked the dog down to hang it, the flower chicken went up and pecked hard, and the other two also followed to beat the dog.
Wang Fang was dumbfounded, “Are these chickens so fierce?”
Zhen Nailiang calmly ate his crisps, “They’re not ordinary chickens, they’re the kind of fighting chickens, look at them, they don’t grow big but they’re lean and strong!”
Yang Feiyue also ran down with Zhang Zifeng, she rolled up her sleeves and rushed over to help her master catch the chickens.
Not long after, Li Tiezhu pinched the necks of three chickens with one hand and helped the dog leftovers up with the other.
Yang Feiyue caught the main culprit, the black chicken, and fiercely said: ”Why are you bullying the dog leftover? Didn’t your adult teach you? Fighting is wrong!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Calm down, Feiyue. They didn’t go to school and don’t have much culture, so don’t try to reason with them, just watch me.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu slapped a few slaps at the black chicken in Yang Feiyue’s hand.
Yang Feiyue was dumbfounded, master hitting chickens?
Li Tiezhu: “Know you’re wrong? Dare to bully the dog leftovers, I’ll stew you!”
Black chicken: “Cluck~”
Li Tiezhu came to the fence, threw out the two dog-legged chickens, and slapped the follower chickens a few times, and threw them out as well, and then returned and pinched the black chicken’s neck and headed for the house, “Little black, have you always been so brave?”
“Cluck~”
Black Chicken has been blindsided, never seen such a dog.
Yang Feiyue followed over, “Master, really kill?”
Zhen Nailiang said, “Whose chicken is this?”
Wang Fang: “Shall we let it go? Don’t let the villagers beat us up violently when the time comes.”
Li Tiezhu: “I won’t kill the chicken, I’ll show it a horror film!”
Within these few people, it was the younger sister Zhang Zifeng who was the most calm, took a small matzah and sat on the ground, dragging her chin with both hands quietly watching Li Tiezhu perform.
She stayed in the mushroom house for a long time, and was immune to Li Tiezhu’s operation.
Li Tiezhu carried the chicken, opened the refrigerator, took out the chicken that he didn’t eat last night, and said to Xiao Hei: “See? This chicken was also a brave chicken when it was alive, but now the fur is gone, bully my dog leftover again, it is your downfall.”
Xiao Hei: “Cluck~”
Li Tiezhu didn’t stop there, he took the two chickens, one dead and one alive, to the kitchen, manipulated the kitchen knife and started chopping the chicken.
With a bang, the dead chicken was split in two.
Xiao Hei shivered in fear.
Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang looked frozen, this is really watching a horror film!
Yang Feiyue finally caught up with her master’s thoughts and took the initiative to go over and hold the chicken, leaving Li Tiezhu’s hands free to chop the chicken.
She continued to intimidate Xiao Hei: ”See? If you bully the dog leftovers again, I will chop you into small pieces like this and make …… what dish? Master.”
Li Tiezhu: “Half of the stew to cook hot pot, half made into spicy chicken!”
Xiao Hei: “Cluck cluck cluck ……”
Zhen Nailiang wiped his nose and asked the quiet Zhang Zifeng: “Zifeng, why are you so calm?”
Zhang Zifeng said, “Used to it. In the mushroom house, my brother also took the colourful lamps to witness the whole process of the konjac roast duck, and then the colourful lamps flew away when they saw my brother. Moreover, he …… also took chicken bones to feed the chickens.”
Zhen Nailiang: “……”
Li Tiezhu chopped half of the chicken, the other half left to simmer the soup, wiped his hands, once again pinched the neck of Xiao Hei: “Fun? Come over for spicy chicken tonight! My treat!”
Little Black shivered.
Then, Li Tiezhu carried it to the dog leftover, forced it to apologise, and picked up the dog leftover’s paw to give Xiao Hei two slaps.
Through these cordial and friendly interactions just now, Li Tiezhu reached a consensus with the black chicken.
The black chicken admitted its mistake with a correct attitude, so Li Tiezhu let go of it.
Yang Feiyue: “Go back and convey the spirit of the meeting to your associates, and carefully study and comprehend.”
Blackie fled the string in a mess, but the door was closed and he couldn’t get out, so he could only run around blindly, and finally found a gap in the fence to drill out.
Zhen Nailiang said, “Now the black chicken has a psychological shadow!”
The pop-up screen is also convinced:
“The dog is so miserable!”
“Crap, is Tie Zhu serious?”
“Leaping to catch a chicken is also great.”
“Slapping?”
“I’m f*cking kneeling down for you. Serious brother, be a man!”
“Let the chicken watch the scene of chopping chicken?”
“Seek the psychological shadow area of Blackie ……”
“This kind of tawdry operation, only Li Tiezhu can get it out ……”
“Once, I thought Li Tiezhu was relying on luck to catch fire, now I know it’s wrong.”
“The black chicken has already doubted life!”
“So miserable a chicken.”
“Cowhide! Decent brother is hanging!”
“Sister is so calm!”
“Colourful lights: you do not come over ah!”
“Let the chicken come over at night to eat spicy chicken?”
“Can chickens eat spicy food?”
“Is this a f*cking question of whether it can eat spicy food?”
“The chickens in Diannan, I’m afraid they can eat spicy, right?”
Let go of the chicken, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue walked back to the house, greeted by Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang “worship” eyes.
Wang Fang was numb: “Brother! From today onwards, you’re my idol, you’re so dominant!”
Zhen Nailiang said, “Tie Zhu, aren’t you afraid that the audience will think you’ve gone too far?”
Li Tiezhu said to the camera, “No one is perfect! If the viewers think I’m not doing the right thing, then you guys should be more self-critical.”
Yang Feiyue: “Hohoho~ Master is right, I know a lot of people don’t like me, you guys self-criticise more.”
At this time, there are a few villagers outside the courtyard probing and whispering, apparently they saw Li Tiezhu beating the chicken.
Wang Fang: “It’s over, probably the owner of the black chicken.”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s okay, they may be saying, if it is not to see you are Li Tiezhu, I would have called the police to arrest you.”
Wang Fang: “……”
Zhang Zifeng: “Is it illegal to fight chickens?”
