Is it illegal to play chicken?
Zhen Nailiang Shen replied, “It depends on whether the chicken costs money or not, if it doesn’t cost money, it’s not illegal, if it costs money, it’s illegal.”
Zhang Zifeng: “?”
Li Tiezhu: “???”
Yang Feiyue: “???”
Wang Fang: “Pfft …… hahahahaha …… hahahaha ……”
Gang is not too old to drive!
What are you laughing at?
Li Tiezhu said that he couldn’t get the laugh point at all, I’m a serious person.
However, this sentence of Zhen Nailiang was deleted from the programme proper because of the bad influence. The sentence he said was actually quite subtle, the key is that Wang Fang laughed too much, and those who didn’t get it got it, if this is broadcast Wang Fang’s image is in trouble.
Next was another task for the Haha House, except for the two sugar cane sellers, the rest of the group went out to herd cows.
When we arrived at the cattle farm, there was a sign on the door that said, “There are vicious dogs inside, please don’t enter”.
Li Tiezhu suddenly said: “Why don’t we eat dog meat hot pot tonight?”
Yang Feiyue: “Dog lovers will curse you to death!”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s because they haven’t eaten dog meat, they will love dogs more if they have eaten dog meat hot pot, just like me! Eh? How about we sneak to the mushroom house tonight and steal those two dogs?”
Zhang Zifeng: “Don’t! H and O are so cute.”
Li Tiezhu: “It is cute, and it looks delicious.”
Soon into the cattle farm, led by the staff, found a group of buffaloes locked in the fence, Man Palm Village side mainly breeding buffaloes, each group of cattle has a leader, the biggest one.
The buffaloes are very large and robust.
Therefore, Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang were a bit vain, after all, they had never seen one before.
Zhang Zifeng habitually hid behind Li Tiezhu.
The social bulls Yang Feiyue has already come over to chat with a cow, using his hands to gesture if he can’t speak the language, and I guess he didn’t exchange any results.
Zhen Nailiang: “Will they top us?”
Staff: “That’s not sure.”
Zhen Nailiang: “Top hurt, counting work injuries?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then how does it count if you die from topping?”
Staff: “……”
Wang Fang: “Brother, it’s not so terrible, right?”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “Just kidding, of course it’s not so scary, I grew up riding a bull.”
Zhen Nailiang: “You still know how to ride a bull? The cow does not top you?”
Li Tiezhu said: “their own cattle have feelings, I was short and could not climb on the back of the cow, it will use the horns of the cow to let me step on and lift me up.”
Zhen Nailiang: “These cows don’t know you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Right, without an emotional foundation, you can only reason!”
In the end, Zhen Nailiang, as the big brother, took the initiative to choose the cattle leader, Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang each led two, other cattle followed, let Yang Feiyue and Zhang Zifeng hide far away holding a stick and pretending to drive the cattle.
However, after daring the cows into the woods, the cows began to run wild.
Zhen Nailiang was not strong enough to drag the cattle leader, so the cattle were completely out of control.
The artists chased after them, but no one can control the cattle, Zhen Nailiang is even more afraid to see the bull leader, because there are times when the bull leader is really going to top Zhen Nailiang’s lungs, but fortunately he can climb trees.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help it, he originally wanted to let the camera, but now it seems that he still has to make a move.
“Hide farther away, I’ll hold the bull leader.”
Li Tiezhu waved his hand towards everyone.
Zhang Zifeng: “Brother be careful.”
Yang Feiyue: “Master go for it! Beat its arse!”
Zhen Nailiang: “Tiezhu be careful not to get hurt by it, it’s cranky.”
“Cranky? I’ve seen plenty of cranky cows! I’ve seen all the ones that burst into flames! Bah!”
Li Tiezhu spat a bit of saliva towards his palms, rubbing his hands palms together to increase the friction, and approached the bull leader.
The cow pulled its legs and ran, quite fast.
Li Tiezhu took an arrow step to catch up, grabbed the cow’s reins, and pulled it with a hard pull.
“Moo~”
The cow seems to be unconvinced, tug of war with Li Tiezhu.
This is the IQ did not keep up, the reins are tied to the cow’s nose ring, with the nose tug of war does not hurt?
It hurts.
Therefore, the cow soon gave up, and turned to bury his head towards Li Tiezhu, to use the horn to top.
Usually at such times, one should walk in a circle, always keep to the side of the cow, and pull the reins tight, and it won’t take long to subdue the cow.
But Li Tiezhu didn’t do this, but dodged and avoided it, and then took the initiative to pounce on the bull when it turned around and grabbed the bull’s two horns.
The horns are a very forbidden place for the cow, so the cow was furious.
Li Tiezhu’s strength was greater than the bull’s, so he couldn’t fight hard, but he had skills.
He rotated his hands and broke the cow’s head by ninety degrees so that it couldn’t use its strength, then he got close to the cow’s neck and pressed down with his body.
“Moo~”
After screaming miserably, the cow was pressed down on the ground, Li Tiezhu grabbed the cow’s horn with both hands and pressed one knee on the cow’s neck.
Li Tiezhu reasoned with the cow, “Do you know you are on TV? Why are you so ill-behaved?”
Cow: “Moo!”
“Still running around?”
“Moo ……”
The other four were dumbfounded, Li Tiezhu fought the cow?
And he won?
Wang Fang: “Xiaokai wasn’t wrong, Li Tiezhu is a monster.”
Zhen Nailiang: “This is something I didn’t expect ……”
Yang Feiyue: “Wow! Oxen! Master beat its arse!”
Zhang Zifeng is the most calm, Mushroom House’s grumpy Susu is afraid of my brother! The ox is not as oxish as my brother.
Li Tiezhu suppressed and instructed the cow’s eyes until it moved away to show submission, Li Tiezhu only let go of it to let it climb up, then …… rolled over and rode on the back of the cow.
That cow leader also did not dare to resist, just obediently lowered his head and ate grass.
Bouncer:
“Worthy of being a soldier king!”
“Li Tiezhu was born with divine strength.”
“A proper brother who grew up herding cows is overly skilful ……”
“Riding a bull?”
“The bull leader is subdued, so well-behaved.”
“Crouching! Bull!”
“Sando is even more bullish than a bull!”
“Li Tiezhu is open, isn’t he?”
“Ox: are you polite?”
The cows began to graze quietly under the leader of the cows, no longer daring to run around, and several artists found an open space to sit down and rest.
Zhen Nailiang said, “Herding cows is too difficult! It’s far from being as pleasant as I thought it would be, the inside of my shoes are soaking wet, they’re full of mud ……”
Wang Fang: “I can’t pull it at all, the force is too great, how did you manage to put over a cow, brother Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu said, “The cow has a lot of strength going forwards, but very little strength going to the left and right, so as long as you break the cow’s head and press it from the side, it will fall very easily. This cow head collar is much smaller than my family’s previous buffalo, probably because the age of the ones raised for food are not big, my family’s cow has been raised for twenty years, the waistline is twice as wide as it is, and the strength is also bigger than it. I started herding cows at the age of five and put it to the end of primary school, I was on the back of the cow to do my homework.”
Wang Fang, who had no childhood, was envious: “Wow …… it’s great!”
Zhen Nailiang: “Did Feiyue ride a bull when he was a kid?”
Yang Feiyue said, “No, we all use tractors to plough in our place, master you can’t afford a tractor?”
Li Tiezhu: “Indeed can not afford, and, all the mountain tractor useless.”
Everyone sat on the ground and chatted about their childhood.
Wang Fang said something that made Li Tiezhu very emotional, he said, “In the past, I was talking about going to Kyoto to return to Shuangqing, and now it has become going to Shuangqing to return to Kyoto……. Where is Brother Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu tilted his head, looking at the sky clouds rolled like a pile of poo: “I ah …… from the death of my mother followed my father to work everywhere in the turbulence, has been to Guangdong East, has been to the East China Sea, has been to the Rudong …… I was fourteen years old that year my father in theconstruction site and broke his back, at that time, it felt like the sky had fallen …… Since that summer holiday, I have been taking care of my dad in the hospital at night, and started to work as an odd-job worker at the construction site during the day ……”
Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang were silent, compared to Li Tiezhu their little regrets, are nothing.
Yang Feiyue reddened her eyes, she was able to compare her misery with Li Tiezhu.
Zhang Zifeng silently patted Li Tiezhu’s back: “Brother cheer.”
Li Tiezhu has always been very strong: “At that time, I thought that I would grow up early to help work to make money to support my family …… thinking that as long as my old man gets well and I can make money on my own, I will be happy enough! Who knows? I’m like this, but I can also be a star to make a lot of money. But the time with my dad is getting less and less.”
Zhen Nailiang said, “Then bring your dad to Kyoto.”
Li Tiezhu: “He is most in love with Missy now, and he doesn’t even bother to call me on the phone! He does not want to stay with me.”
The crowd laughed loudly, Li Tieyi has become a small netizen, Liu Xiaohua often sends Li Tieyi troublemaking videos in Jieyin, everyone knows.
Li Tiezhu also laughed along with him, but in his heart, he knew that the old man had an inferiority complex in front of him, especially after the last incident of stealing rebar, the old man had not adapted to the fact that Li Tiezhu had become a superstar, and he couldn’t turn the corner, and he was suffering from a lack of obedience.
Two hours later, the sun was in the west.
Everyone drove the cows back to the cow pasture and returned to the Haha House with Wu Li Tao and Jin He An, who had returned from selling sugar cane, to prepare dinner.
Wang Fang picked two lettuces and returned.
Yang Feiyue, in the spirit of thrift and frugality, said, “Break off the leaves of this lettuce and feed it to the ***.”
Wang Fang looked sceptical: “For the chickens?”
Yang Feiyue: “They like to eat that leaf, mix it with some cornflour or something and they’ll be happier.”
“Isn’t this going to be used for frying?”
“This leaf doesn’t eat ah.”
“Aren’t we eating this leaf?”
Wang Fang is also a little justified, his eyes began to search for Li Tiezhu s figure, and it turned out that Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng were in the yard …… playing Flip the Red Rope?
Yang Feiyue eyes are round: “Are you kidding me? Lettuce is to break this leaf and peel this skin to eat this inside.”
“Ah? No way! Lettuce eats this leaf.”
“Do you know what lettuce is?”
“I know, I’ve eaten it!”
“Really never ate the root?”
“I’ve never eaten it. Haven’t you ever eaten the leaves?”
“I don’t believe so.”
“Eat this leaf!”
No one could convince anyone, so they both could only look at Zhen Nailiang, who was helping in the kitchen.
Zhen Nailiang: “Ask me? I don’t know anything about this, I can’t even recognise all the vegetables in the garden.”
Yang Feiyue said, “How do you eat the leaves there?”
Wang Fang: “Stir-fried! What else?”
Both sides were at the stage of mutual distrust and mutual dislike, and, both were a bit confused.
Yang Feiyue was thoroughly puzzled and called out, “Master! Come over here for a moment.”
Li Tiezhu walked over with both hands propped up on the red rope, and the two of them talked over the argument they had just had, asking Li Tiezhu to be the referee.
Wang Fang: “Brother Zhu is from Xichuan, he must have eaten the leaves.”
Yang Feiyue: “No way, my master eats roots.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Yang Feiyue, when you came to our house to dine with us, did I feed the chili fried phoenix tail to the dog? Do you dare to say you haven’t eaten lettuce leaves?”
