“Okay! You can go in.”
Li Tiezhu knew what he was doing, eating ice cream and leading Zhang Zifeng towards the small courtyard of the mushroom house.
And the progress bar was barely holding up by the time the programme was played. The group was still burning with heartfelt fire, and although it was funny, they would get tired of hearing it after a long time.
The pop-ups:
“Spaceballs hahahahahaha ……”
“Laughing my arse off in the middle of the night.”
“Like grandma’s tea party.”
“Already forgot how Spaceballs originally sang.”
“I want to hear Li Tiezhu sing Space Bomb.”
“Why isn’t Brother Serious here yet?”
“It’s halfway through the programme and Li Tiezhu hasn’t come yet?”
“Really abducted his sister.”
He Ling says, “How about we do another version, a quarrel version?”
Liu Mei: “Good!”
Chen Chichi was already spent, what’s good about good? He raised his eyebrows, “Hey! Look, there’s a light, it’s a photography light, who’s here?”
Everyone collectively turned their heads to look.
He Ling: “It must be my sister coming back.”
Peng Yu Chang: “My brother Zhu is back.”
After saying this, Peng Yu Chang ran to move the bench, well-behaved.
He Ling got up and went to the courtyard door to greet her, “Huh? Who is that little black charcoal outside? How come there’s no light on his face?”
Huang Sanshi lifted his cup and sipped his beer and laughed, “The big brother of the Mushroom House is here, everyone get ready to receive him! Haha!”
Chen Chi Chi also got up and took a cup and started pouring, “Hahaha …… my hijack has arrived, everyone remember to protect me.”
Ou Nana was surprised, a Li Tiezhu only, the programme looks naive and silly a bit cute, why are these people like a great enemy? It’s not like he’s a devil.
Liu Mei was also curious: “Tie Zhu is such a good kid, you guys are making up about him.”
Ou Nana nodded her head repeatedly, “That’s right.”
At this time, Li Tiezhu ate ice cream and walked in: “Hello Teacher He, Auntie Liu Mei! Hello Teacher Huang ……”
After a greeting, Peng Yu Chang handed over a chair, Li Tiezhu sat down, Chen Chichi brought a glass of wine, Li Tiezhu took it.
Pop-up screen:
“Sprinkle flowers~”
“Tie Zhu finally came again.”
“Why did the previous one say again?”
“Is Big Brother okay?”
“Pumbaa is so well behaved!”
“Chen Chi Chi is also weak, afraid of being cursed by Li Tiezhu.”
“Hahaha ……”
“I’m reminded again of the time Chen Chichibu broke her foot.”
“Sister is so sticky Tie Zhu!”
Elder Wolf, Zheng Yun and Xu Han had already left, and the only guests left were Liu Mei, Tuba, Ou Nana and Chen Chichi.
Liu Mei: “Ooh! This battle can be ah. Both dogs personally went over to greet them.”
Not to mention, H and O were so enthusiastic, or else they were afraid of being stewed by this one.
Huang San Shi said, “Superstar! Of course you want a big scene.”
Chen Chi Chi squinted at Li Tiezhu, b*tchiness flared up: “If I’m not mistaken, this thing you’re eating is called ice cream.”
Li Tiezhu: “Want to eat it?”
Chen Chi Chi looked at Li Tiezhu without saying anything.
Li Tiezhu also looked at him.
The others felt puzzled, what were these two up to?
Then, Chen Chichi took the ice cream in Li Tiezhu’s hand in a turtle-speed movement, silently walked back to his seat and sat down, taking a wooden spoon to scoop the ice cream and eat it, “Hmm~ If I didn’t taste it wrong, this is indeed ice cream.”
Ou Nana frowned: “Brother Chichu, this is what Li Tiezhu has eaten.”
Chen Chichu: “What does that matter? We are friends who eat noodles from the same bowl! The underwear are swapped. International superstar Li Tiezhu, is my buddy!”
He’s talking about the recording of Hahahaha Hahaha, the two of them have a good relationship, but Li Tiezhu naturally grasps him, saying that when he breaks his foot, he breaks his foot, so Chen Chi Chi says that Li Tiezhu is his hijacker.
Ou Nana quietly asked Zhang Zifeng: “Are they satirising Li Tiezhu?”
Zhang Zifeng shook his head, “They do this all the time, they all like to make jokes about my brother because it’s the only time they can take advantage of something.”
Ou Nana: “Really?”
Over there, Li Tiezhu seriously said to Chen Chichu, “Brother Chichu, eat less ice cream, you’ll grow fatter.”
Chen Chichu looked hopeless: “It’s over! You said grow fatter, then I’ll definitely grow fatter!”
Huang Sanshi: “Because Tie Zhu crows, right?”
Chen Chi Chi smiled bitterly: “It’s not as simple as a crow’s mouth, it’s poisonous, it’s a prophecy! Li Tiezhu speak that is called …… words follow the law! Never falls short! He should go to be a weather forecast host.”
Li Tiezhu: “Talking while eating is easy to choke, you be careful.”
Chen Chichu: “Eating an ice cream will still choke? You’re teasing me …… cough, choke~cough cough ……”
Before the words were finished, Chen Chichu choked to death.
The crowd looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise.
Ou Nana exclaimed, “This is too godly, right?”
Zhang Zifeng laughed: “A small scene.”
He Ling asked, “Tie Zhu, how does it feel to come from Haha Farm to the mushroom house?”
Li Tiezhu scratches his head, “Why did Teacher He make a fool of himself?”
He Ling: “Pfft ……”
Li Tiezhu: “It just feels like, well …… life pressed the fast forward button, from young people suddenly turned into old people, and there are all young people in their twenties over there.”
Huang Sanshi said, “Are you implying that we are already old?”
Li Tiezhu: “I did not imply ah, I said straight.”
Liu Mei: “Hey! How on earth did this kind of person survive in this circle? This can be red?”
Huang Sanshi said, “If Pang Pang talked like this, I would have beaten him to death, Li Tiezhu is not the same …… can not be beaten.”
Liu Mei: “Hey! So survive ah!”
Chen Chi Chi slowed down, grabbed the words and said, “Not only ah! He bullies people everywhere, even honest people like me can’t escape his clutches.”
Liu Mei: “……”
b*tch is just pretentious, don’t insult honest people here.
Peng Yu Chang’s smile has always been so cheap: “Old Uncle, your kind is the standard target of Brother Zhu’s strikes! Meets all the criteria, hahahahahahahahaha ……”
Huang Sanshi and He Ling laughed at the same time, Peng Pengzhuhua is serious ah, congratulations.
Chen Chi Chi: “Why?”
Peng Yu Chang: “People are ugly and talk a lot and don’t work. Hahahahaha ……”
Chen Chichu: “……”
Pang Yu Chang laughed until he blurred: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Chen Chichu silently ate a mouthful of ice cream, “Inviting me to your show for fun, and what happens? Humiliate me in public?”
Li Tiezhu: “Because the audience likes to see you being humiliated!”
Chen Chi Chi wanted to speak, “Haha …… Ignore you guys, you’re all bad people.”
The crowd burst out laughing.
Ou Nana took Zhang Zifeng’s hand, “Wow! Brother Tie Zhu is so cool!”
Zhang Zifeng: “You have to be careful.”
“What am I careful of? He won’t even dislike me, right? I’m a girl eh.”
“Hehe~”
Then, everyone started to sing, Liu Mei’s son Tuba had a stunning singing voice, but it was the musician Ou Nana who had average singing skills.
Li Tiezhu was forced to comment, “Good looking girls are basically not very good at singing, except for Zhao Liya.”
He Ling makes a face, this is too daring to say, right?
Zhang Zifeng stifles a laugh, long time to see, right? Nana sister, who said Li Tiezhu doesn’t dislike girls?
Ou Nana, however, has a shy face, “Aha, do I really look good? Not really, right? Maybe it’s the make-up ……”
Zhang Zifeng: “Ah …… this ……”
After Ou Nana finished singing, she sat back and asked Li Tiezhu: “Brother Zhu, you can actually tell the difference between good looking and not good looking? They all say you are a fool hey.”
Li Tiezhu: “I am a fool, not blind.”
“But they say you are face blind.”
“Yeah, I can only distinguish beauty and ugliness in unfamiliar people. That’s why I’m more used to dealing with people like Xu Shanqiang and Peng Peng.”
“Why?”
“Good-looking people are all the same, and ugly people are different.”
“Then can you tell Song Zhu’er from other actresses?”
“At first I couldn’t tell them apart too well, it was all in the voice, but later I was able to tell them apart after getting along for a long time.”
“When can you tell the difference?”
“Almost …… after being together.”
“Wow!”
She wanted to ask if she could tell Leng Ba and Gu Na Za apart, but it was on the show, so she held back.
Li Tiezhu said, “Zhu’er had taken me to see a doctor and said that it’s called shape cognitive disorder, which is linked to IQ.”
O’Nana wanted to ask again, then how did you sleep with a bunch of beautiful women, but of course it was just a thought. As a Treasure Islander, Ou Nana’s exposure to the entertainment industry since she was a child was definitely much more raw than the mainland, and her thoughts were far more advanced than Zhang Zifeng.
Zhang Zifeng saw the two of them chatting, a little sour, said: “Brother, you’re not stupid at all, that’s because they don’t understand you.”
Li Tiezhu: “You also don’t understand me, I’m stupid and can make myself cry.”
Zhang Zifeng thought, “That’s right, like what he just said outside.
Ou Nana said, “That’s still not stupid? Oddly cute! Brother Zhu, do you know me?”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, “I’ve heard Liu Yuan talk about it, he said you’re a musical genius.”
Ou Nana: “It’s not that exaggerated! Brother Zhu is really good at talking.”
Zhang Zifeng’s pupils quake, huh? My brother can talk? You’re afraid you’re not under a compulsion, right? Sister! My brother is the best at invisible compulsion, almost compelled me too.
Then, it was Li Tiezhu’s turn to sing, and he sang a hit song, People Like Me.
Ou Nana listened with glowing eyes and shouted loudly.
Then it was time for the older people’s karaoke session, where the younger people couldn’t fit in.
Ou Nana and Zhang Zifeng sat on top of the swing and whispered, actually Ou Nana was inquiring about Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu sat in the corner with Chen Chi Chi and drank Lao Bai Gan.
Early the next morning.
Li Tiezhu ran ten kilometres to the Haha House to give them the unfinished hanging noodles from the Mushroom House, the gang had not yet woken up, Li Tiezhu put down the hanging noodles and ran back again, and returned to the Mushroom House with Huang Sanshi, who had run five kilometres.
“This time it’s really the last run in Man Yuan Village!”
“Teacher Huang you really lost a lot of weight.”
“Right? The result of the workout.”
“No, it’s because I’m not based in the Mushroom House.”
“You big shot! You fed me twenty pounds of fat the year before last, and it took me two years, and I still haven’t lost it completely ……”
“Time flies.”
“Yes!”
“Don’t be sentimental, let’s make breakfast first.”
“Haha, then I’ll rest and go. Having Tie Zhu around is happiness!”
Huang San Shi happily went to drink milk and feed the ducks, chatting blindly with Liu Mei who had just got up.
Li Tiezhu alone in the kitchen busy breakfast, already accustomed to, as long as there is a kitchen he can not help but do it, in the haha farm that is really the greatest restraint.
This side Liu Mei said: “Tiezhu’s body is really good! Works hard too, and cooks well.”
Huang Sanshi: “I just ran five kilometres, he ran ten kilometres, I’m collapsing, and he’s still alive and kicking.”
“Impressive.”
“This kid, right, is extraordinarily truthful. From the first time he came to the Mushroom House, he took the initiative to cook, no one ever asked him to cook, he relied on his own initiative, and when he came, I was able to take a break, haha.”
“That’s good! The one in my house …… hey! Guess I’ll be sleeping until noon again.”
