13 Mink Street Unscientific Imperial Beasts
My sister and Ou Nana were also up, watching the two dogs play ball in the living room.
Zhang Zifeng said, “Sister Nana, didn’t you say you left last night? How come you didn’t leave again?”
Ou Nana: “The event over there was postponed, so there was no rush to leave.”
She didn’t lie, the commercial performance activities were indeed postponed, however, she originally still decided to leave last night, but then Li Tiezhu came. For the first time, she came into contact with the world’s hottest Chinese superstar at the moment, and she decided to stay one more night to have more time to mingle.
It couldn’t be said to be snobbish, but Oona was indeed more pragmatic.
For example, she had recognised Huang Sanshi as her master yesterday on her own, becoming Yi Xing and Peng Yu Chang’s senior sister.
This surprised the introverted Zhang Zifeng, who was not embarrassed to acknowledge her master with someone she met for the first time.
In the kitchen, Huang Sanshi said to Li Tiezhu, “Brother Zhu, don’t mess with breakfast, let’s just make one meal, the last one.”
Eat at ten to twelve!
Mushroom house tradition, Li Tiezhu understands, so he is not in a hurry, first go to take a shower, after running the whole body stinking sweat.
After the bath out, Li Tiezhu head hair also do not blow, go to get the cake to eat.
Others do not eat breakfast can, he can not.
Zhang Zifeng opened a bottle of milk for Li Tiezhu: “Brother! Here you go.”
“Thanks.”
Li Tiezhu was in the living room, and the two dogs didn’t dare to play with the ball and quietly slipped away.
Ou Nana said, “Brother, you have a good body! Do you work out every day?”
Zhang Zifeng heard Ou Nana call Li Tiezhu’s brother after her, faintly and unnoticeably skimmed her mouth, and then took Ou Nana’s arm: “Sister Nana, do you have perspective eyes?”
Right!
Li Tiezhu looked down and saw that he was dressed ah.
Ou Nana was blunt: “I went to watch brother’s video highlights ah, eight-pack abs! And the clip of beating up that wrestler in Rice, it’s just cool. Can you teach me to practice martial arts?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m not very good at teaching people, if you really want to learn, I suggest you go learn from my senior brother Fan Xiao Huang, I was also taught by him.”
Elder brother’s fist-to-flesh teachings are remembered fondly.
Ou Nana: “I just want to learn from you.”
Zhang Zifeng secretly clenched his teeth, but squeezed out a smile on his face.
Li Tiezhu said, “You’re not suitable for martial arts training, city girls like you who are delicate can’t stand that suffering! You’d better get good at music, it’s most suitable for people like you who have four bodies.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu took the milk and walked out.
Zhang Zifeng looked at Ou Nana, this sister was disliked again, would she get angry?
Ou Nana, however, laughed, “So brother also thinks I have good skin!”
“But, he said that you have four bodies.”
“He’s so discerning, like us in music we really don’t work much and we don’t have to.”
“Ah …… you’re awesome.”
“I feel quite chatty with him, anyway, added WeChat, we can contact often in the future, and talk about music together when we have time.”
“My brother never talks to people about music.”
“Why?”
“He says he doesn’t understand music.”
“This …… is also too modest! Worthy of being Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu went out to sneak around, and went to say goodbye to Susu in a friendly way, Susu was a little mood swing, jumping in the cattle ring, probably too reluctant to let go of Li Tiezhu.
Colourful lamp mood swings are even greater, see Li Tiezhu come to fly away with wings, do not dare to say goodbye to Li Tiezhu face to face.
Huang Sanshi laughed: “Tiezhu, why are you still trying to scare the two of them in the last phase? They must be so scared that they think they won’t live to see the next season.”
Li Tiezhu said walking into the kitchen and starting a fire, “Why would they think that?”
Huang Sanshi: “Don’t you have any idea in your own heart?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I think Su Su and Cai Lantern and I are quite affectionate ah, I even taught Cai Lantern to make konjac roast duck.”
Liu Mei on the other side could not continue to listen: “Ouch! You quickly say no more, I just look at those two dogs trembling in front of you, I know how ruthless you are!”
Li Tiezhu: “This is your misunderstanding of me.”
Just then H slipped into the kitchen ready to steal food, Li Tiezhu asked, “H, are you afraid of me?”
“Ow~”
H is running away with his tail between his legs.
Liu Mei: “Look! The dog doesn’t even believe it.”
Huang Sanshi laughed and said, “That’s why we all call him Brother Zhu, the animals in the mushroom house that I can’t control, he can control, and the dishes that I can’t cook, he can cook.”
Li Tiezhu said putting the casserole on the build to make porridge, “You guys are too good to these animals to eat.”
Liu Mei: “Pfft! They’re mates!”
Huang Sanshi said, “In Li Tiezhu’s eyes, any animal is a dish. However, cooking over here can only be done with this kind of ground stove, which is a bit limiting.”
The mushroom house was a ground stove with two ovens.
Li Tiezhu said, “Who told you that? There was a big stove in Haha Farm two days ago, the kind of wood stove we used to have.”
It was said that the two places were ten or so miles apart, there wasn’t such a big difference, and the only reason was that the programme team deliberately made it special.
Huang Sanshi picked up his knife, “Damned Wang Jiafang, deceiving me again!”
Pop-up screen:
“Brother Zhu is worthy of being the Mushroom House Daemon.”
“Dogs don’t believe it, hahaha ……”
“Mr Wong is indeed too tired to cook, let’s give him an assistant next season.”
“What assistant do you need? Can’t we just call Li Tiezhu back directly?”
“Although I also like Brother Serious, I’m afraid he won’t be coming back to be permanent.”
“Primitive is so successful, how could he come back?”
“Damn you, A-Fang Wang!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“I don’t realise that the twelve issues are over!”
“Teacher Huang took the knife again, Wang Jiafang run!”
Liu Mei was shocked, “What are you doing, are you going to chop up Wang A-Fang?”
Huang Sanshi took out three sausages and cut them up, “I would like to chop him up, but ……”
Li Tiezhu: “The director bought insurance.”
Liu Mei: “Ah?”
Huang Sanshi: “Never let him get rich overnight, so I decided not to chop him.”
The camera is given to the side of the programme team, all of them are hanging indifference signs, only Wang Jiafang’s face is hanging – lost.
“Eh? Didn’t I have five sausages? How come there are only three?”
Huang Sanshi sliced and diced and realised something was wrong.
Li Tiezhu said, “Wang Fang heard that we have sausages here and asked me to send two sections over to try.”
Huang San Shi: “Traitor!”
Zhang Zifeng and Ou Nana came and laughed at the news.
Huang Sanshi: “Sister, are you going back to Kyoto later or going directly to Hengdian?”
Zhang Zifeng: “Straight to Hengdian.”
Liu Mei: “It’s so hard for these kids nowadays, they’re even more tired than we were back then, they have to film and go to school at the same time, yes, Tiezhu also has to go to the army.”
He Ling and Peng Yu Chang also woke up and came to the kitchen to help. He Ling helped make milk tea, and Peng Yu Chang sat on the throne of burning fire.
Li Tiezhu started to cook meat cakes, “Are they all awake?”
He Ling: “Tuba is up, the other one will definitely sleep until meal time, it’s useless for anyone to call.”
Li Tiezhu put the pan down, “Hey! I don’t like it when you say that, Teacher He, when Chen Chi Chi and I recorded the programme, he was never lazy in bed.”
He Ling: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “Because Deer Hani and I would tell him to get up.”
“You wake him up when you call him?”
“Aang!”
“Is that so magical? I don’t believe it.”
“Teacher Lu Yu, I can only say that you haven’t seen the world.”
Huang Sanshi took over the pan and continued the pancake business, “Brother Zhu go and try it, Pang Pang, Teacher He, you guys go and study and learn.”
He Ling also b*tchily said, “Alright! Get going.”
Thus, under the leadership of Li Tiezhu, He Ling and Peng Yu Chang assisted, Zhang Zifeng and Ou Nana trailed and watched the battle.
Li Tiezhu found Chen Chi Chi’s towel and basin in the box, with toothpaste and toothbrush. While the fat round Chen teacher was lying across the bed, H was next to him biting his pillow.
“Ow~”
H found Li Tiezhu coming and turned to run.
Li Tiezhu spread out a towel dipped in cold water, went up and huffed on Chen Chichi’s face, and then rubbed it vigorously.
Chen Chi Chi struggled desperately, “Ahaha …… ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah …… Tiezhu is you again? Hijacking ah ……唔略略略……”
He Ling and Peng Yu Chang laughed in a blur, and Zhang Zifeng and Ou Nana were not much better.
After washing his face, Li Tiezhu lifted Chen Chi Chi with one hand and sat up, poured in a mouthful of water, and then slapped his back, “Spit!”
“Pfft!”
“Open your mouth and brush your teeth!”
“Ah, um …… I’ll do it myself, Brother Pillar, little brother will do it himself.”
“Wake up?”
Li Tiezhu asked.
Chen Chi Chi brushed his teeth, and a lifeless smile bloomed on his fat face, “If I don’t wake up, I’ll never wake up! I thank you for your wake up service!”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re welcome, we’re all friends. If you’re still sleepy, there’s still ice in the fridge.”
“No need! What a waste of ice.”
“Outgoing isn’t it? Anyway, it’s ice from the mushroom house, neither you nor I lose out.”
“Ha…… spit!”Chen Chi Chi finished brushing her teeth and wiped her mouth, “This is not good either, it looks like we …… have no manners.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother you really polite.”
Chen Chi Chi: “That is, how my family is also a bookish family ……”
The two people sang together, talking about dialogue that has nothing to do with the actual situation, and washed up.
Chen Chi Chi put away the face basin and so on, and laughed at the few people watching the show, “Good morning everyone, it’s another day full of energy, ahahahaha ……”
And then, the people returned to the kitchen, like Liu Mei and Huang Sanshi to tell about Li Tiezhu’s wake-up service.
Huang Sanshi straightly praised Li Tiezhu for his thoughtful service.
Chen Chi Chi wiped her face and smiled bitterly, “This is still the simplified version! The original version is to directly throw ice into my clothes, he rubbed me even, Ruhani tickled my foot with a feather, and Deng Chao sang in my ear, the magic sound filling my ears. If you still do not wake up, Li Tiezhu will use my shoes to hit my head, do not see these two years I have a big head? So, be careful when making friends ah friends!”
Li Tiezhu: “This is said as if you are my friend.”
Chen Chichu: “……”
Ou Nana was very interested: “He really smashed your head?”
Chen Chi Chi: “More than that! Bang Bang smashed, after smashing it I was dizzy for a while recording the programme, it was like a concussion you know?”
Oona: “Wow! This is too cool, right?”
Chen Chichi: “What’s so cool about it?”
He Ling: “You know what’s even cooler? We opened Chen Chichu’s suitcase and found out that he hasn’t opened it since he arrived and didn’t take a shower or brush his teeth or wash his face last night ……”
The crowd burst out laughing again, this one is really absolute.
Peng Yu Chang: “What’s even more absolute is that Brother Zhu knows the password to Chen Chi Chi’s suitcase.”
Huang Sanshi: “Oh?”
Chen Chi-Chi said, “How did you guess it?”
Li Tiezhu looked innocent and spread his hands, “The average lazy person is either six sixes or six zeros ah, are you someone who can remember passwords?”
Chen Chi Chi: “……”
