On the other side, Li Tiezhu began to show off his skills, the first thing he did was to skin the snake and the hare, he decided to deal with the snake first as the snake soup would take longer to stew.
“Two snakes, how about enough to eat?”
Li Tiezhu found a wooden stick and hammered it into the ground with an engineer shovel, used Liu Yuan’s dagger to nail the snake’s head to the top of the stick, and then took his own dagger to directly disembowel the snake.
Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi turned around with their pain masks:
“Master, I’m not eating!”
“I don’t eat it either, I’d better get my pimple soup ……”
After Li Tiezhu squeezed out the snake’s internal organs, he cut the skin of its neck and peeled the snake like a banana.
He said, “Second master, aren’t you afraid that your son will see your wimpy face now?”
Zhang Yi Feng hemmed and hawed and laughed badly.
Guo Xiaoxi has a special pretentious habit, every time he does something, he reads his son, this is in order to give his son an example, that is not to let his son see his own admission of weakness.
Guo Xiaoxi gritted her teeth: “I won’t let him see this issue, see will have nightmares!”
Li Tiezhu: “A boy doesn’t see blood? Then what’s the point of being a man? Go be a fresh meat, like Wu Litao.”
Wu Litao did not retort.
Guo Xiaoxi added: “We can’t broadcast the image of killing a snake, right? It’s so bloody!”
Li Tiezhu: “What is this? I’m in the “Oh exempt primitive” with bamboo strips to kill pigs can be broadcast, as long as the direct killing of the camera to avoid on the line, now the children should take a good look at the killing of pigs. If they don’t dare to watch pig killing, how can they be expected to kill their enemies?”
“Then Xu Sanduo still doesn’t dare to watch pig-killing.”
“Xu Sanduo is a fake.”
Between three words, Li Tiezhu has peeled shrimp snake skin, cut off the head of the snake.
Liu Yuan joyfully took over the snake, took it to clean, he has raised snakes but has not peeled the snake. Peeled open a look, ah, the original snake belly to touch up like this? It is really interesting.
The second snake is dead, Yuan Heng said, “Tiezhu, let me try, I see it will be.”
Li Tiezhu gave way and went to skin the rabbit himself, “The rabbit is braised, get two more grilled fish, and the dish should be enough. Second master, hand over your noodle lumps, how about we make ramen?”
Guo Xiaoxi was still kneading the noodles, “I would love to eat noodles, can you pull them?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, I’ll pull it for you.”
Guo Xiaoxi: “That’s not right! Why does that sound so disgusting to you?”
Zhang Yi Feng starts the fire, preparing snake soup: “What’s so disgusting? As much as he poops, we eat. Hahaha …… yuck! Disgusting to yourself ……”
This segment can be called the most exciting segment since “Real Men” aired, even though it’s just cooking ……
So the pop-ups exploded:
“Holy sh*t! Sure enough, it still went down on the snake!”
“Jesus Christ!”
“Oh my god, I’m going to throw up ……”
“Snakes have a lot of parasites.”
“Start eating snakes at a young age, it’s very tonic.”
“The key is that it tastes good.”
“The snakes I’ve eaten can circle the mushroom house when connected.”
“Bai Suzhen is gone?”
“Li Tiezhu is overly skilful, isn’t he?”
“Looks like a repeat offender.”
“I bet 50 cents that his father must have taught him.”
“Li Fugui has never been involved in the entertainment industry, but the circle is full of his legends.”
“Liu Yuan went overboard ah, and peeled the snake to see ……”
“Yuan Heng is also good just, as much as he personally peeled the skin.”
“Creepy ……”
“The scale of this programme is too big, isn’t it?”
“I’m going to have nightmares at night.”
“Damn! Laozi is eating!!!”
“I don’t know what the pop-up blindly pushes for, special forces don’t eat this for takeaway?”
Not long after Yuan Heng peeled the second snake, Liu Yuan chopped them into segments, blanched and stewed them himself, wearing a kind smile the whole time, forcing tears to overflow from the corners of his mouth.
Although he had never cooked before, Li Tiezhu showed him how to get it, and he was a strong learner.
Li Tiezhu took care of the rabbit and braised it in a small pot, and by the way, he took care of the two fish and skewered them on a wooden stick and grilled them.
The veterans next door all cried with gluttony.
They only have a rabbit and a bird, the rabbit stew, the bird is being processed, ready to roast and eat, but the bird is too small, not a few two meat.
Li Tiezhu said, “Comrade, why don’t you stop roasting that bird, and stew it with our snake, and we’ll all eat it together later – dragon and phoenix soup.”
The veteran captain felt a bit ashamed, but the warriors were happy, and nimbly threw the cleaned bird into the snake soup.
Li Tiezhu started making ramen, originally he didn’t know how to make noodles, but Song Zhu’er loved noodles, and Leng Ba also said that it was super tasty underneath him.
Coupled with a few seasons of mushroom house experience, he was able to pull up the noodles in style.
That night, everyone feasted on the best meal since entering the scout company.
Wulitao didn’t dare to eat the snake meat, although it smelled good, he was afraid.
He said, “Master, didn’t you say that you would let the snake come to repay your kindness later? Backhanding people to death.”
Li Tiezhu: “It is to repay the favour ah, on the spot to repay a big pot. Sucking …… ha! Fresh!”
Liu Yuan: “Human debt, meat payment! Had I known that the snake meat is so delicious, the one I used to raise ……”
Yuan Heng said, “I can drink its gratitude, it smells so good.”
After eating, there was no activity tonight, and the soldiers gathered around Li Tiezhu.
In which army is like this, the other five have already got used to it, sourly sitting not far away to talk about themselves, some are videoing with their families.
Of course, at this time the programme team was no longer filming.
Li Tiezhu chatted with the soldiers for a while and sang songs, then let the soldiers start to show their talents, while he took out his mobile phone.
In fact, the artists all had their mobile phones with them, they just couldn’t use them until the training was completed.
Li Tiezhu gave Song Zhu’er a video, no matter where he was, he had to video with Song Zhu’er every night, the only thing that was less after coming to this show, once every three or four days.
The main reason is that he is afraid of affecting other people’s rest, and the bamboo child bar …… is too noisy.
“Pillar! Lol hey …… scouting company fun?”
“Fun ah, the guns are all three, rifle, micro punch, pistol, and engineer shovels and daggers, handsome. By the way, at night we caught snakes and hares to eat.”
“Ah ah ah ……”
Inexplicably, Song Zhu’er shrieked strangely over the phone, bouncing cape to cape on the sofa in her bear pajamas.
Woolly Towers says, “Shi Niang is freaking out, haha.”
Guo Xiaoxi: “Tiezhu is also right, you eat just eat and still say it to the girls, how can people sleep at night?”
Song Zhu’er managed to stop and said, “I can’t sleep at night, what should I do? I also want to eat snake!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Good, next time take you to Hunan to eat.”
“I don’t want it, I want to catch and kill it myself!”
“Then you go to Oh Exempt Primitive with me.”
“Ok wow, ok wow ……”
Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi looked at each other in dismay, are all girls so fierce nowadays?
Liu Yuan whispered, “You guys just look at Zhu’er as a guy.”
Song Zhu’er suddenly said, “Liu Yuan, wait for death you!”
Liu Yuan: “I was wrong! Sister.”
Song Zhu’er: “Hmph! But Pillar, I shouldn’t be able to go to Primordial, it’s still okay to go to Phase One. Didn’t I lose 80% of my film contracts in the past two years after I went public with you? They all think I’m not pure anymore, they don’t want me to play little girls anymore, damn it! Idol dramas don’t even look for me, they look for ugly p*ssies, I didn’t say you ah column, Dock Litao you don’t be angry …… But, Moe got me a mother role in the past two days, I’m super fond of it!”
Dock Litao black question mark, am I ugly?
Li Tiezhu frowned: “Hot claw, it’s not that I’m hitting you, you’ll be scolded to death by the …… audience if you play a mum with this image. Of course, you are not afraid of being scolded.”
Song Zhu’er: “The script I have stayed up all night to finish reading, the original novel is also finished, the shooting time is in conflict with your recording of the primitive, so I can not come. Hahaha …… I have decided, let Xiaohua bring TieDan to Kyoto, I first find the feeling, anyway, TieDan dun, easily can’t 挼死.”
Li Tiezhu mourned for TieDan: “It’s good that you are happy.”
Song Zhu’er: “We’ll see! I, Qiao Simei, will definitely use my acting skills to shut up all those black people!”
“Mmmmmm, you’re awesome.”
“And you, I know you’re being sarcastic! Wait and see!”
Another day, the devil training continued.
When drawing maps, Li Tiezhu always miscalculated the scale and was punished for climbing a tree, where he never came down.
Cliff climbing time but very eye-catching, dock Litao pulling the rope can not climb, Li Tiezhu unarmed climb to humiliate him, climbed in front of him also stopped and so on, and then again speed climbing.
In “Soldier Assault”, Xu Sanduo grabbed Yuan Lang’s footage without using pressure, it was a real climb, Li Tiezhu grew up in the mountainous area, and since childhood, he has been climbing cliffs to catch mountain rats.
Climbing up the cliff with his bare hands, he convinced some of the veterans.
After adapting to the intensity of the training, the performance of the artists gradually got better, but it was clear to everyone that their training volume was much lower than that of real special forces.
So, there was nothing to be proud of.
Li Tiezhu, because his body is good at kung fu and his shooting talent is high, performed the most outstandingly, but …… once it came to the time when he needed to use his brain, Li Tiezhu scratched his blindness and brought a lot of laughs.
Unconsciously, has been training for six days, tomorrow is the final assessment.
After the training was completed in the afternoon, everyone was both nervous and excited, speculating about the content and manner of tomorrow’s test.
I had only heard that it was a red and blue confrontation exercise, which had been done before in the infantry company. But, since this was a special forces unit, the way the test was conducted must also be unusual, right?
……
Dusk, somewhere in a small building.
Downstairs in the courtyard, there are patrols, guard posts, dark sentries, and snipers at various heights, just like a military fortress.
The head of the Blue Army unit was receiving a special veteran.
“Report Chief!”
“Back? They’ve told you all about tomorrow’s mission, right?”
“Understood.”
“Confident?”
“Guaranteed to complete the mission! Let none of them live.”
The veteran was not tall, his skin was dark but resolute, and his eyes were shining with an unyielding light, it was the protagonist of the Battle Dragon film series – Leng Feng.
Wu Jing came to this mysterious troop for three months of special training before filming both War Dragon and War Dragon 2, and was familiar with the leaders and soldiers.
The programme team chose him to be the last “mystery guest”, as the blue army elite sniper, to create trouble for the artists.
The chief said: “Good! I don’t care about anything else, Li Tiezhu must ‘die’. They told me that Li Tiezhu is a natural-born special forces soldier, and the old man fights special forces!”
This troop was even more mysterious than the Reconnaissance Company, they were the special forces of the special forces.
Wu Jing smiled, “Don’t worry chief, he’s dead.”
The countdown to the second instalment of Real Men came to an abrupt end when it was broadcast.
The audience spat at the screen:
“Say Nima’s dog money programme team.”
“Broken chapter dog!”
“I’m f*cking convinced!”
“Yuck!”
“HE! TUI~”
“Broken Badge Dog must die!!!”
“Sh*t! Refund!”
