The programme played on and began to replay Li Tiezhu’s choice, the left staircase or the right staircase?
He chose the left staircase next to the …… bubble noodles.
When Wu Jing fell down the rope upstairs, Li Tiezhu was skilfully soaking noodles and muttered:
“It would be better if there was a microwave oven, the microwaved ones are better than the soaked ones.”
Monitoring the car, including the director, including all the people are dumbfounded, what the hell is this?
They all knew that Li Tiezhu didn’t leave, because they could see what Li Tiezhu did, they saw that Li Tiezhu had wanted to choose the left staircase, but saw the box of instant noodles in the corner, and saw the water heater, and then, started to soak the noodles.
Wu Li Tao covered his face: ”Master is so embarrassing! It’s a good thing that Jing wasn’t ready either, or else he would have just blitzed him.”
Yuan Heng: “Good guy, still soaking noodles in a life and death situation?”
Guo Xiaoxi laughed: “Tiezhu cannot be measured by common sense.”
Zhang Yifeng: “The point is, he still reacted fast and beat Wu Jing back instead.”
Liu Yuan: “Blind guessing Brother Zhu is going to win, I believe him.”
At this time, the company commander also came to the monitoring car, he was discouraged by the programme to put in reserve forces, so he came over to see the progress of the battle.
To be honest, he was unconvinced, but the other side did have a stronger single soldier quality, a weird fighting style, and his soldiers still had a few dragons with them, so he didn’t lose unfairly.
His only hope now was that Li Tiezhu helped the reconnaissance company to fight for its reputation, he had already heard that Wu Jing was specially trained in that mysterious troop.
Of course, these were scenes that the audience could not see.
The viewers also thought that they were looking at the pop-ups:
“This nigga showed me old man’s scalp to the point of numbness!”
“Serious brother has a brain cramp again.”
“Basic operation ……”
“But anyone who is an old fan of Li Tiezhu is not surprised.”
“This issue of Li Tiezhu is too normal out of place.”
“Seeing him go to soak noodles in a life and death situation, the old man is relieved.”
“Bubble pepper beef flavoured bubble noodles are delicious.”
“He’s still the same idiot.”
“Still a familiar flavour ……”
“Am I the only one who noticed? That idiot didn’t put the seasoning packet in his instant noodles.”
“Laughing my arse off ……”
“My dad is swearing next to me when he sees this.”
“Sure enough, whatever show Li Tiezhu is on is a food show.”
“Leng Feng: there is being mocked to.”
Now the posture in the small building became very delicate, Li Tiezhu was hiding in the corner, Wu Jing was hiding outside the main door, and there was a bowl of bubbling noodles in the middle.
But everyone knew that the time for the final showdown was coming.
Wu Jing: “I am a special forces, this is called tactics, what is sinister or not?”
Li Tiezhu: “I am also a special forces, I …… my bubble noodles are also tactics. Look, you fell for it, right? Gas or not?”
“Do you want to be shameless?”
“Do not ah.”
“Er ……”
“Brother Jing, can you wait until I’ve had some instant noodles before you call?”
“Are you really hungry?”
“Really hungry!”
“Then you eat first, is a five minute ceasefire enough?”
“Yes.”
“Eat, I’m going to the toilet, I’m suffocating.”
“Thanks Brother Jing.”
Da da da, the sound of footsteps going away came from outside.
Li Tiezhu also took the knuckles of his hand and knocked on the ground to make a sound, then quietly poked out his gun to aim, and suddenly saw that Wu Jing was also aiming at him.
Ha! Sure enough, this bast*rd didn’t leave at all.
Bang Bang Bang ……
A burst of gunfire, two people shrink back to hide again, Gou just a word, to the last person on both sides, not Gou can not ah.
Li Tiezhu: “Jing, you liar!”
Wu Jing: “You are the same, what qualification to say me? Aren’t you just trying to sneak up on me while I’m in the toilet?”
“How about this, how about we drop our guns and compete in fisticuffs?”
“That’s fine! Do you dare to throw your gun?”
“Dare, one, two, three together.”
“Okay, one.”
“Two.”
“Three!”
Snap~
Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing threw their guns at the same time, the two men poked their heads out and each saw the gun that the other threw out, then ……
Wow, and each pulled out a rifle and shot at each other.
Bang Bang Bang ……
Still no one casualties, close to the state of actual combat, everyone has cover, and not enough time to aim, to hit the enemy is not easy, sometimes need a certain amount of luck.
Bullet screen:
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
“Two dogs!”
“Tie Zhu has become smarter, my heart is very relieved.”
“Wu Jing is cunning.”
“Damn, this wave of counter fire made me laugh.”
Wu Jing’s magazine was empty, he ducked back to change the magazine, “Li Tiezhu, you don’t follow the rules!”
“How dare you talk about me? You’re the one who pulled out the gun first!”
“That’s because I’m faster than you.”
“Bullsh*t!”
Li Tiezhu also retracted back to change the magazine, if he didn’t, the other side would have more bullets in the next round, and he would be at a disadvantage.
Wu Jing changed the magazines and said, “Your face is going to pile up.”
Li Tiezhu: “You don’t understand, soaking soft is better for flavour.”
“You didn’t put the seasoning packet.”
“First soak it again with boiling water, pour off the boiling water, put the seasoning in and mix it well, dry noodles are more delicious.”
“So heavy?”
“It’s okay.”
“You are already surrounded by me, put down your weapon and surrender quickly, your shooting skills are not as good as mine.”
Wu Jing hung his gun on the doorway, revealing the barrel, wanting to lure Li Tiezhu into thinking that he was still here, while he said still, he ran towards the window next to him in a catatonic manner, he drew his pistol to go around Li Tiezhu’s back.
Li Tiezhu was also ghostly, holding the gun and running towards the back, he also wanted to go around Wu Jing’s back road.
Bang!
At the window, two people’s heads collided together.
Both people were running catatonic, unable to see each other, jumping up at the same time, too coincidental.
“I’m going!”
“Jing is that you?”
Bang bang bang!
Wu Jing did not show his head and stretched out his gun, a messy shot.
Li Tiezhu, however, had already retreated back to hide under the stairs as the space inside the building was narrow, making it easier to be hit.
When Wu Jing finished hitting, he also hit a flurry of shots, useless, the other party does not even venture.
Bouncing screen:
“This Nima is also too coincidental, right?”
“But where there’s a one second difference, there’s no such thing.”
“This is deliberate by the programme team, right?”
“I heard that there is no script this time, it’s purely real.”
“I believe it’s real.”
“Panorama is filming, it’s hard to act like this, the timing is too difficult to pinpoint.”
“Both of them are too meticulous.”
Wu Jing: “Tie Zhu, this is no fun, this has to fight until dark.”
Li Tiezhu: “What do you say?”
Wu Jing: “After all, it’s not a real war, how about the two of us fight one on one? How about a knife duel? Throw away the guns.”
“That’s what you said just now.”
“You were the one who said it just now.”
“Okay.”
“Hands in the air, guns in your hands with the safety off, we’re all coming out.”
“Yes!”
“One, two, three ……”
This time, neither one played any tricks, both held the dagger in one hand and the gun in the other, muzzles facing upwards, and switched off the safety.
The two men looked at each other and laughed, the chess match, both dropped the gun.
Wu Jing lay on the window and said, “You come out.”
Li Tiezhu: “You come in.”
Wu Jing rolled his eyes, “It’s spacious outside.”
Li Tiezhu: “I want to look at my face.”
Wu Jing: “……”
There was no other way, Wu Jing had to leap and jump in through the window.
Li Tiezhu held a dagger in his right hand and took a stance, “Jing, what year were you born?”
Wu Jing walked in with his hands hanging down easily, extraordinarily confident, “Forty-five years old, what? Think I’m old?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, just think you are a little short, your generation of people nutrition did not keep up.”
Wu Jing: “……”
I’ll talk to you about a hammer!
Wu Jing rushed two steps, is a chopping jab, Li Tiezhu dodged to avoid, also a magnificent oblique pull, Wu Jing rolled over to avoid.
Knife duel is different from pure fighting, strong resistance to blows can last a few more times, this thing can’t have the ability to resist chopping, being stabbed in the torso and head to smoke, so both sides that is sharp and cautious.
Here is a small corridor under the stairs, the space is very narrow.
There’s barely much room to move from side to side.
Bouncer:
“Hilarious!”
“Is it finally starting to be a physical fight?”
“Knife duel!”
“Love it love it ……”
“Both are so handsome what should I do?”
“This action is so cool, Iron Pillar surprisingly doesn’t lose.”
“I’m reminded of the alley fight in Kill the Wolf.”
“At that time, Jing also used a knife.”
“Li Tiezhu’s movements are also very much like screening bullets ah, on the practical side.”
Then started to fight, Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing each show their skills, what tricks are used, but there is no close combat, both sides deliberately keep a distance.
Wu Jing is worried about Li Tiezhu’s strength, close to be easily put down by him.
Li Tiezhu is afraid that Wu Jing’s knife skill is too exquisite, the closer the more disadvantage, he himself has not learnt knife skills, purely with boxing in the knife.
Everyone fought to the last man, it was inevitable that they were overly cautious.
Even so, their fight instead became even more beautiful to watch, wide open, powerful attack, fierce counterattack.
Enough to fight for a minute or so, fighting and stopping, no one can help anyone.
Li Tiezhu has unlimited stamina, Wu Jing is experienced.
Wu Jing tilted his head and clicked, “Can ah Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu squeezed the dagger tightly and clicked, “You’re starting to wheeze, uncle.”
“Ha, uncle?!”
Wu Jing’s face was suddenly fierce as he rushed up with a teasing stab.
Li Tiezhu retreated to avoid it, then stepped up to stab straight.
Wu Jing obediently grabbed Li Tiezhu’s wrist with his left hand and brought it around, and kicked Li Tiezhu’s knife violently with his right foot.
Li Tiezhu also reacted extremely fast, immediately stepped forward, wrapped around Wu Jing’s right hand with the knife, not to give him the opportunity to attack, one hand grabbed his wrist, one hand into a palm shape, against his elbow, so that he could not send force.
Have to find a way to get his knife off, Li Tiezhu thought.
Then, he saw Wu Jing, who was close by, smiling wryly.
Wu Jing’s free left hand reached behind him, pulled out a pistol, and lifted his left foot – sole loaded.
Crack!
This action was so handsome that it exploded!
Wu Jing’s pistol pointed at Li Tiezhu’s head.
Li Tiezhu’s eyes popped out… Uncle doesn’t talk about martial virtues!
There’s still a gun?
Bang!
It didn’t hit the target!
When it was too late, Li Tiezhu almost reflexively tilted his head, unexpectedly did a cartwheel, head down, one hand on the ground, feet upwards to kick away Wu Jing’s gun.
Wu Jing’s gun was kicked off target, but he was stronger than Li Tiezhu, the gun did not fall.
So, he immediately aimed his gun at Li Tiezhu again, a sure win!
Bared~
Wu Jing froze.
Because, he realised that smoke was coming out of his head.
What’s going on?
After freezing for a second, Wu Jing remembered that when Li Tiezhu flipped and kicked and shot, one hand picked up the dagger he dropped and threw it towards him, hitting him right in the chest.
This is also OK?
What the hell …… Little Li Fei Dao ah?
