As the song ends, the stage takes on a picturesque scene of prosperity and grandeur.
This pomp and circumstance is as you wish!
The applause and screams from the audience under the stage came overwhelmingly, even though many people had already seen that Li Tiezhu was chucking in his personal favour, they were still touched because they had been subbed in from the beginning to the end.
At first, they thought that the performance was a battle, then they found out that it was a war, then they found out that it was actually a magnificent and heroic history, and only at the end did they find out that it was the revival of a great civilisation.
“Epic performance!”
“Great design, great creativity!”
“Superstar Aien Pella ……”
“Bull!”
“Bull!”
Although I don’t know what bulls**t means, since the Toronto stop, the audience has been ringing out this slogan when they can no longer express their emotions in words.
It was so good that the crooked people could say bulls**t too.
VIP seats of the stars also stood up and applauded, this is the first time in this concert one, after all, they are all big players, one of them crossed their legs not so much Li Tiezhu.
Liu Ward moncler outlet online said, he hated the VIP audience in front of him, not interact with you at all, one with the grandpa like.
The Qin Tao, who rubbed the VIP seats, was also excited and yelled to the group of foreign devils around him: “Li Tiezhu is my brother! The bull is shining! He was brought into the entertainment industry by me, and I really have a discerning eye! Tie Zhu can pee upside down ……”
Mouldy applauded while looking at Qin Tao who was no longer fat, his eyes were shining, Li Tiezhu is so lucky to have a brother like Qin.
And in the sea of people, occasionally there are so many black hair and black eyes of the audience, already in tears.
“Three grams of oil, three grams of oil Crooked Rimage ……”
Li Tiezhu took off his tattered top and handed it to the actor next to him who was evacuating, and the trumpet was handed to another actor, and then held up the mike towards the very front of the stage, thanking the audience.
Chen Xiaofei translated, “Thank you, thank you very much …… hmm?”
Why should I translate Chinese?
Sure enough, the intelligence will fluctuate after staying with Li Tiezhu for a long time?
Li Tiezhu, naked, switched to Chinese and said, “I can see that everyone enjoyed the performance just now, and I’m glad you did. I’m sure you all know that I’m a stand-up comedian who is good at kung fu who can also sing and act.”
Chen Xiaofei translated truthfully.
The scene laughed, who hadn’t seen Aien Peila’s hilarious famous scenes? Jitterbug was full of his episodes and ghost videos.
Li Tiezhu said, “A lot of people don’t think highly of this global concert of mine because I don’t speak English, French, or Italian, and, I only have half an English song. Plus, I can’t dance.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Block the death, block the death! Iain Pella! Block to death ……”
The audience began to coax.
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m sorry, I don’t understand English.”
“Dance! Dance ……”
Surprisingly, a foreign student shouted out in Chinese, and a group of foreigners followed suit.
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Alright, since you guys strongly demand it, then I’ll give you a dance like the Axe Gang from Kung Fu.”
Then, Li Tiezhu took off one of his shoes and held it in his hand as an axe.
The music started and Li Tiezhu began to dance.
“Hahaha ……”
This time, Li Tiezhu didn’t fall.
“Phew……”
Li Tiezhu put on his shoes, “Before I came to North Rice, a friend made a bet with me on whether I could do stand-up comedy (comedy) at a concert in Rice. It’s hard when you can’t speak the language and you have to rely on the interpreter.”
Hearing the translator’s voice, the audience started to rise again.
Li Tiezhu: “But I’m the fearless Ayn Peira! Difficult is right, next to bring you a monologue, let me take a break, in addition, just now that song scene to make too big, packing props have to get a long time.”
“Commeon, I love to hear you bleep.”
“Yeah, come on stand-up comedy!”
“Might as well do a bit of kung fu.”
“Say it say it, I like your abs.”
“Tear-resistant! I want to sleep with him!”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m sure you’re all wondering why I take out part of the profits from every concert for charity, it’s actually quite simple, because it’s something I can’t do in China. But in Maple Leaf Country and Rice Country can, the atmosphere here is very suitable, after all, I walk on the streets of China, want to give a little money to beggars can not, because …… there are no beggars.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“I still have when I was a child, every time I give a little money to beggars, I can be happy all day, because it makes me feel sublimated! I love the feeling of helping others and often donate money in China. But, more and more, I found it difficult, and once I suddenly wanted to get a flat dedicated to adopting vagrants and homeless people, and they put me down as a real estate speculator, because none of the houses I built would probably be occupied.”
“Hahaha ……”
“Later, my friends and I were going to go help some farmers in the mountains, help them build water wells, help them build roads, help them remodel their houses, get solar water heaters and whatnot …… Went to find out for good that they’d all moved to live in villas down the mountain, using running water and driving vans……”
“Haha ……”
“Then I heard from the Rice people that the workers picking cotton on the western border were being squeezed, and I was so angry that I sent someone to help them, and then I found out that the cotton fields were full of machines labouring, so …… we paid for a free side of lubrication for the machines, which were working too hard. ”
“Ha ……”
“I make a lot of money, but I can’t donate it, and that bothers me! Why should I be given billions for my troubles? It’s not fair! I’m going to give my old home, which is also a remote rural area …… to build roads, homes, home appliances and cars …… But, so many of them don’t want to go back, because, they bought houses in the city, just like me. ”
“……”
“Just when I was struggling, a friend showed me a video of zombies in Philadelphia, and I …… was happy as a baby! I love Rice! This time, I will donate ten per cent of my profits to build them shelters, buy food, drinking water and …… da ma.”
“Hahahahahahahahahahaha ……”
“Bull!”
Li Tiezhu reservedly smiled, the people of the rice country are also patriotic, but more love to spit on their own official, Li Tiezhu also do not stimulate their patriotic fervour, they caught the Chancellor’s official pounding:
“In the rice country everything is so free, the Chancellor even speaks stand-up comedy, and will play golf.”
“Oooh ……”
“Hahaha!”
“That’s great, if your Chancellor is a Chinese, then I tell you, you’re screwed! Not only can he not speak stand-up comedy, he can’t play golf, and he can’t even speak Engrish, but what does it matter? He can …… play table tennis.”
“Hahaha ……”
“A fifty or sixty year old Chinese grandfather, beating the hell out of your table tennis national team. And he, with his arms crossed, says, “You guys pump the ball a little harder, I’m okay.”
“Hahaha ……”
“And he’s going to change the way you guys live. What? Shops closed on weekends? No, you have to be open twenty-four hours a day all year round. Building a bridge and discussing the name takes four years? No, just fix it, and when it’s fixed, call it the Civilisation Bridge or the People’s Bridge.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Sounds cool!”
“I think we need a Chinese Chancellor badly.”
“That’s not all! Think about your dog, want to just take it out for a walk? No! You have to have a dog licence, you have to keep it on a leash, or else it will be picked up by a professional dog catching team and, you will be fined. You think that’s the end of it? You must also write an eight hundred word review and read it aloud in public.”
“Oh! Khamuang, kill me!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“You know what’s scary, guys? He’ll make you guys a five-year plan and get a fifty-year strategy along the way. So it was your GDP that skyrocketed by ten per cent a year, to the point that a book called The Rice Collapse Theory would become popular in other countries.”
“Hahaha ……”
“Cool goose~”
“The point is, in another twenty years, The Rice Collapse Theory will have collapsed, and Rice hasn’t collapsed yet. That’s when a new book, The Rice Threat Theory, will appear.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“So, please believe me, you don’t need a Chinese Chancellor. Otherwise, many of you in the congregation will …… suffer from too much money!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“At that time, you want to go and give a little money to the beggars, you will find, cripes! Since when did the rice country even have no beggars?”
“Hahahahahahahahaha ……”
“Woo ……”
“Tear-resistant!”
“This is the best talk show I’ve ever heard!”
“Iain Pella is so smart.”
“You’ll be the Chancellor!”
Li Tiezhu made up his own words, not expecting that, after translating through Chen Xiaofei, he could still make these Mizos roar with laughter. That’s enough, figure a fun, the stage is almost cleaned up, you can continue the concert.
Li Tiezhu said, “Well, next continue to sing, bring you a ‘Lanting Preface’.”
The audience surprisingly quit, shouting to listen to stand-up comedy.
Well …… this is not listening to it.
Sort of a return to comedy?
Well, then the whole paragraph again, anyway, bragging about this kind of thing, Li Tiezhu is very good at it, never need to make a draft:
“Do you still want to say? I’m worried that the FBI has already arrived at the entrance of the stadium.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“But it’s okay, maybe they are because …… they didn’t grab the tickets!”
“Oooh ……”
“I once asked my agent, I’m a crooked man who supports Black Lives Matter and donates to the homeless in Philadelphia and flirts with the Chancellor at concerts in Rice. Would I be arrested? He said, “I’m not worthy.”
“Hahaha ……”
“In order to get caught in Mi, you either have to be the Rapunzel of a tech company or you have to be the face-blind boss of a super e-commerce company, and after I thought about it, I don’t have any other qualifications other than being face-blind …… I shouldn’t get caught. Moreover, I paid my taxes for the concert!”
“Hahaha ……”
“If, I mean if I get caught. So, how about a video for the next concert? I’ll sing to everyone in it, and then a guy next to me with a map tattooed all over his body will come over and ask me to borrow a lighter. It’s kinda cool to think about!”
“Phew ……”
“Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ……”
Leonardo didn’t know where to fill up his water gun, and nourished it at Li Tiezhu, and the proximity really let him nourish it.
This scene appeared on the big screen, and the audience once again laughed like crazy.
Li Tiezhu wiped a handful of water on his face and looked at Xiao Li Zi: “Uncle, come up and I’ll teach you kung fu, OK?”
Leonardo was afraid of getting beaten up: “No no no ……”
Then, he was pushed to the side of the stage by a group of Hollywood superstars, and Bryant personally fought him up, and Little Li Zi was powerless to resist.
