Little Lee was confused, how did he get on stage? He couldn’t help but tighten his pink water gun, a little square.
Li Tiezhu is also dumbfounded, he just casually said, you really get him up for what? Can I still beat him up? Fewer people can still beat him twice, now it is seventy two thousand pairs of eyes staring at it, not to mention that there are more Yanks watching the live broadcast in front of the TV.
More dogs are the staff, secretly handed Leonardo a microphone.
Leonardo: “Watt?”
Li Tiezhu Tiger Smile: “Uncle, do you have any talent for coming …… on stage?”
Leonardo: “Just call me Little Li.”
Yo, will also Chinese?
It is also true that in the past few years, the little Li Zi can not be less to China to make money, every time to show a little Chinese and calligraphy, although not good, but the domestic audience just like.
This is the same reason as Li Tiezhu came to the United States to show Sichuan Ying Grish is the same reason.
The live audience did not understand, but there was a translator.
Before the interpreter finished, they laughed and rolled over, the audience all over the world are the same bird, watching the fun is not suspected of the big things, they are looking to see how to end it.
Backstage, Justin, Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Shao, all blurred with laughter:
“Hahaha ……”
“Brother Pillar is being nourished by a water pistol, haha!”
“Is that guy really Leonardo? I’m afraid it’s not a fake!”
“Carried up by Bryant, it shouldn’t be a fake.”
“Crap …… he can speak Chinese?”
Li Tiezhu: “My surname is also Li ……”
Leonardo: “Then we were a family 500 years ago.”
God damn is a family.
Little Li Zi directly to Li Tiezhu whole will not.
Get him down?
The audience will not be happy, and, looking at this bast*rd’s posture, it seems that he also does not want to go down ……
Li Tiezhu can only harden his head and said, “Will you sing my song?”
Leonardo finally switched back to Inglish: “If I say I won’t, will you hit me?”
Li Tiezhu: “I …… said that you have come up, it is not appropriate to go down without doing anything, if you know how to sing, let’s sing a song in chorus.”
Leonardo: “I will be the most beautiful song of the Neuropathy Song.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Well!
This is also a neurotic.
Obviously, looking at his ghostly appearance, he is not a serious person.
Then …… sing it.
So, the atmosphere was once again active, the song sounded, and Xiao Li Zi s singing was …… touching.
But the audience did not care about this, also followed the strange screams, this is in addition to the “Kiss Goodbye”, the few songs they can sing along.
After singing a song, Prince of Water Guns still seems to be a bit fond of it.
Li Tiezhu grabbed his gun and nourished him down.
The concert continued.
Camilla suddenly said to Odin, “Sleepy Dragon, why did Aine Pella invite Leonardo to sing the chorus?”
Austin thoughtfully, “Well …… that’s a question worth pondering.”
“Singing ‘Songs for the Mentally Ill’, I think he was alluding to our pompous and depraved entertainment industry who corrupts our youth.”
“You’ve really come to your senses!”
“That’s why we’re going to make it a rule in our religion that we don’t allow our followers to follow the stars, except for Aine Pella!”
“That’s right! We’ll go back and revise the teachings ……”
“I feel like life has become pure now, and when I return from Thailand, it will be even purer.”
“When that time comes, we’ll take good care of you! Brother!”
“Hmm!”
Camilla suddenly felt a bit of a chill down her back and turned her head to look, only to see Odin’s encouraging gaze.
At this time, Qin Tao arrived backstage at the concert, and Justin, Yi Xiaomao, Zhou Shallow, and all the staff members, stood up and saluted as a sign of respect.
Qin Tao smiled and said, “Why are you so polite? All sit, all sit ……”
The crowd rolled their eyes, are we giving you face? We are giving face to mould, who are you?
Mildew has been brainwashed, oblivious to the fact that only believe that their own man is the Chinese entertainment industry a hegemon, no, accurately speaking is the big man behind the scenes. Li Tiezhu, Guo Gangde, Xiao Yue Yue, all these people, all rely on Qin Tao to help steer the helm, this is what he said …… Avray hidden merit and fame.
Mould is responsible for the finale performance tonight, now come over to start make-up, Qin Tao on the side to play games.
Justin and the others continued the discussion just now, one of the three of them was responsible for warming up the stage, the other two were responsible for earning Li Tiezhu some rest time, now that the concert had entered the final stage, they had completed their work.
“Xiao Mao, do you think Brother Zhu will go wrong if he messes up like this, hot blooded is hot blooded, will something go wrong?”
“What kind of problems?”
“Will it affect the relationship between the two countries?”
“Why should it?”
“Will we be denied permission to continue the concert?”
“It’s only the last stop, we have to ask Houston if they agree, one concert can generate a lot of revenue for the city.”
“And the sponsors!”
“It always feels a little too harsh ……”
“Burning on the right, I f*cking backstage watching all goosebumps.”
“I originally thought that the rabbit version of Chasing Dreams Red Heart was enough to hang on to, but I didn’t expect ……”
“Pillar Brother Forever God!”
Justin couldn’t help but be worried, and asked the made-up Mould in English, “Hey Taylor, what did you guys in Rice think of that performance just now?”
Mould said in Xichuan: “I don’t care what they think, we Chinese are just happy, they are just happy, they are just silly people, don’t worry about that.”
Justin was shocked, this one is comparable to me ah, he could not help but look at Qin Tao with admiration.
Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Shallow on the side, also suddenly felt that Qin Tao …… had something.
Qin Tao lowered his head to play the game, and Avray hid his merits and fame.
Justin also switched to Xichuan language, “I heard that the people of the Mi State are a little hey extreme, will …… they be able to do it?”
Mouldy is also a little worried, said towards Qin Tao: “Tao brother, the rice side of you have a hall no get?”
Qin Tao: “A little bit.”
Mould said: “Still don’t be careless, this side of the law and order has always been bad ……”
Qin Tao looked up and glared at her: “You are teaching me to do things mai?”
Mouldy hurriedly shook his head, “No no …… I believe you!”
Qin Tao lowered his head and continued to play the game, however, he was blown up by the random bombing of Heavenly Justice …….
Justin, Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Shao looked at each other in dismay, Tao is so powerful?
Almost out, Mouldy began to adjust his breathing.
Qin Tao said: “Be careful, don’t make my brother’s concert low grade, know it?”
Mould: “I know, I know.”
Justin and Zhou Shallow began to whisper.
Yi Xiaomao suddenly remembered Sister Xiuhong, who likes to dominate the work, why can Tiezhu and Qin Tao have a tiger’s body, but I can only be shocked? There must be some key technique missing!
So, he secretly poked close to Qin Tao: “Brother Tao, come and smoke and smoke, I’ll light the fire for you, you play the game …….”
The concert ended successfully, with better results than the previous two times combined.
But Yi Xiaomao was lost in thought, until he was pulled back to the hotel to celebrate the dinner, he only came back to God, perfunctory drink, while continuing to digest the “great martial arts” taught to him by Brother Tao.
“As long as you can hold a good fire, every time you let her …… not up and down, and you do not move steadily sitting in a fishing boat! What you say she has to listen to. Over time ……”
Yi Xiaomao …… gradually enlightened.
……
As soon as the concert ended, it hit the hot search in China.
“Li Tiezhu blows the charge in the rice country!”
“Rocky Mountains: staging an epic Chinese show.”
“Blood-bath mountain and river version of Chasing Dreams Red Heart.”
“Serious Brother brings the Dynasty War to the stage.”
And so on, almost exclusively about this concert and Chasing Dreams of the Red Son’s Heart.
It didn’t take long for the entire four-hour Rocky Mountain Station concert to quickly appear on the domestic internet. Chinese time was just about noon, and many netizens had heard about it and came to worship, almost all of them fast-forwarding directly to the moment when the punchline sounded to watch it.
As a result, the pop-ups in this section seemed extraordinarily dense, all text invisible to what was being acted out.
“Bull ……”
“Crap, dicks!”
“Serious Brother is invincible!”
“Li Tiezhu forever drops God ……”
“When the charge sounded, old me was in hot tears.”
“This programme is very creative, one by one, the sacrificed warriors have used their lives to hold up the starting point of the rebirth of China.”
“Tears …….”
“Tribute to the predecessors.”
“This pomp and circumstance is as you wish!”
“I just want to ask …… who else?”
“This is the superstar! This is the f*cking superstar!”
“Is Brother Serious not afraid of not being able to come back in the United States?”
“A wimp wouldn’t be a serious brother.”
“It’s just a stage show design, no one said it was the Rice Army!”
“Did I hear some MiGs shouting ‘defeat the tank monster and liberate the United States of America’ in English?”
“There’s nothing wrong with bringing the enemy into a Japanese country.”
“How do you mess with Tie Zhu without evidence?”
“When the official push for Li Tiezhu was first made, there were still people who were sour and didn’t look at their own virtues.”
“I have the honour to chase Li Tiezhu from his debut to now.”
“I didn’t powder the wrong person.”
“That piece of urban agglomeration, made old me look at my blood boiling.”
Then, the publicists in China began to shade, especially on the side of the scarf, which was simply more sour than one another.
Xiao Zuo: “Polluted art, no longer pure art, Li Tiezhu will only disgrace the country.”
Big Banana: “Li Tiezhu is engaging in a war wolf style concert, seriously damaging the reputation and image of the majority of Chinese artists, and will only make the people of the MIC think that we are all extremists.”
Little b*tch on the Moon: “In this peaceful era, actually clowning around and staging this kind of performance is really out of style.”
Not Little Chen: “Friendly Mi people came to see the concert but were fed a mouthful of sh*t …… suggests blocking Li Tiezhu.”
These four are all big V accounts, attracting a lot of netizens to abuse at the same time, surprisingly, there is also a part of the people began to follow the trend of agreeing, once in the Internet caused a fiery war of curses.
The one who jumped the most cheerfully was Dock Litao, for the sake of his master’s reputation, crazily dissing those big Vs online, and also @ Pine Bamboo Er and Li Tiezhu, telling them to come and quarrel quickly.
Song Zhu’er is too lazy to pay attention to him, this kind of small-scale scolding, I can not afford to see.
Li Tiezhu even more ignore this stupid disciple.
Cursing hammer cursing!
Never bleep if you can do it.
Mi time two thirty in the middle of the night, Li Tiezhu day Hu, happy to let a few other continue to play, he wants to get a wave of things.
Li Tiezhu studio official neck, directly announced: “I would rather be a war wolf, not a licking dog! I Li Tiezhu real name to report the scarf V @ small left, @ big banana, @ moon on the little b*tch, @ not small Chen four people, is walking half a million. Scarf released at the same time, Li Tiezhu studio Kyoto headquarters, immediately to the relevant departments to report and assist in the investigation. Hereby declare: refuse to accept any form of apology from the above four people, speak with the law and facts!”
Instantly on fire, directly on the scarf hot search first.
The comment area was even more lively:
“Relief!”
“Bull my pillar brother!”
“Xu Sanduo: I just want to report you, hit me ah fool?”
“It must be the walking half a million!”
“Investigate!”
“Just now, I was disgusted by those big Vs, now, I’m immediately relieved!”
“And my brother Pillar had to do it, hahaha! Cool.”
“Come learn from your master properly! @WuLiTao.”
“Direct report hahaha, too chicken show.”
“This wave of operation almost didn’t kill me with laughter.”
“Refusing to accept the apology, 666!”
“Hurry up and take a screenshot and forward it to those public maggots ……”
“The scariest thing is that Li Tiezhu didn’t even report such things as personal attacks, rumour mongering and slander, it’s directly a walking half a million!”
“So that’s why Brother Zhu is still your grandpa!”
Li Tiezhu does not have a scarf number, but the company has ah, he has the highest authority.
As he said, at this time, Li Tiezhu Studio’s legal department was at work, and immediately reported it, and …… the legal department of the penguin headquarters in Guangdong East also moved.
Nanshan Pizza Hut, to play wild.
After Li Tiezhu sent the scarf, he left the matter to Zhang Xiaomeng to deal with it.
He, on the other hand, is accompanying Bryant and Xiao Li Zi to rub mahjong, inexplicably there is another Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei did not come to see the concert, he was called by Xiao Li Zi.
Qin Tao is also on the poker table, mouldy on the side to see, Zhou Shallow is also in, Justin and Yi Xiaomao two goons, in the face of a gang of superstars do not dare to go to the table.
Playing is of course Xichuan mahjong blood fight to the end.
Little Li Zi’s card style is very tawdry, lose more than win less, Bei elegant and stable, win less lose more, but Bryant was O’Neill taught well, won a lot of money.
Why are these guys getting together?
For business, of course.
A thousand times over, after all, no one was a gambler.
It was Bryant who wanted to organise a charity match to give education to African children.
There are naturally quite a few basketball superstars that he can invite, but inviting ten is about as influential as saving him one, and he needs more of the best in other fields so that he can maximise his influence.
So, he looked at Leonardo, Bey and Li Tiezhu.
The competition was held in three games in the United States, the United Kingdom and China, Bryant calculations are very smart, go to the United Kingdom to call on Bei, go to China to call on Li Tiezhu, the United States side of the small Li Zi appeared.
Xiao Bei did not refuse, but Li Tiezhu raised a condition.
Bryant: “Missy chicken! You tell me, what conditions.”
Li Tiezhu: “Bang! Eight cylinders, must let me have the opportunity to dunk, the more the better.”
Bryant: “……”
Bey: “Two cylinders. I’ll add that to the list of conditions or I’m not coming.”
Leonardo: “And me, me too.”
Bryant scratches his head, “David, how tall are you?”
Bev: “183.”
“Lee, what about you?”
“180.5.”
“Lee.”
“180. well, 178 without shoes.”
“Eh …… try to put, anyway, the opportunity will be given to you, buckle or not, depends on yourselves.”
“Good!”
In Omni, no matter whether it is a literary star or a sports star, they are very enthusiastic about charity, not that they are so kind, in fact, it is a kind of business.
Li Tiezhu rejected treating public welfare as business at home, but who cares about that abroad? Really think that I am sincere to help the crooked people?
Bullsh*t!
If you have this kind of spare time, don’t you think it’s good to help the government to get rid of poverty?
As for the profits donated at each stop, hey …… you don’t donate, they will have the means to force you to spit it out.
This is Mimi and penguin old horse personally instructed.
Li Tiezhu took the lead in charity, those who are greedy will have no excuse, and the object of his donation can also disgust them.
This damn, it’s called Battle Wolf Charity!
After the time and details of the charity match were finalised, the poker game broke up, and Bryant walked out of the hotel should just be able to see the sun at four in the morning in the Rocky Mountains.
Little Li Zi and Bei about Li Tiezhu to go to the nightclub to play, was Li Tiezhu politely declined, can not be cheap crooked girl.
……
The next day, noon.
Li Tiezhu got up quite late, but still insisted on going to the hotel treadmill to run five kilometres, he did not dare to go outside to run, for fear of being shot in the head.
Last night, during his concert, on the other side of the Rocky Mountains, a dashing brother drove his car and shot all the way, killing and injuring many passers-by.
So much so that members of the Rocky Mountain Rifle Club marched down the street early in the morning to protest.
The theme of the protest was …… the expulsion of Ian Pella!
That’s right, they did not care about the last night’s Dash and the dead and wounded, even if they talk about that topic, they will only be Dash despise a little bit, you f*cking with a pistol can have what killing power? You should have an automatic rifle!
This is a white left organisation, they hate Li Tiezhu’s performance of “Chasing Dreams and Red Heart” and the stand-up comedy last night, and some people even shouted out the slogan of arresting Li Tiezhu.
At this time, the white leftists held up flags and signs and came to the downstairs of the hotel where Li Tiezhu stayed.
Li Tiezhu was still running on the treadmill, and through the window he saw dozens of people sparsely below.
That’s right, just a few dozen people.
I heard that there were a few hundred people at the beginning, then everyone got tired of walking and went to eat burgers and drink coke, leaving a very small part of them still holding on. Looked breathless, also starved, probably can not last long.
Li Tiezhu asked Hei Waer beside him, “Don’t these people work?”
Hei Waer: “They are on welfare, if they go to work, there will be no more welfare, and they can find work, the income is not as good as the welfare.”
Li Tiezhu was speechless, “What to do with this group of people? Wait for them to disperse on their own?”
Hei Waer: “Brother Long and Brother Feng, no, Sister Feng has already arranged it, Brother Zhu, you just wait until you see a good show.”
Then, the following people shouted out the slogan “Gun Shark Ai En Pei La”, this slogan is bullish ah, very according to the contagious, soon, dozens of people followed the shout.
On the contrary, the front of the boss is desperately trying to stop, but can not be stopped at all.
Hei Waer laughed, took out his mobile phone and started to call the police, saying that the big brother of the club below said that he wanted to shoot shark Li Tiezhu, which belongs to the death threat.
What is even more outrageous is that the police cars came more than ten in half a minute, dispersing the large force and arresting the heads.
Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded: “This is the end?”
Hei Waer: “It’s not over yet, their club is actually trafficking readings internally, the police cars will find out, even if they can’t, we will help them find out.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “They wouldn’t be incited by you guys, right?”
Hei Waer didn’t hide it, “Right! We want to control this association and clean it up, saving it for big things in the future.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then have you guys figured out when the end times are coming?”
Downstairs, the police threw out tear gas, clattering rubber bullets flew about, and many people fled down the road, screaming in terror and excitement.
Heiwaer looked worried, “No, we have no clue.”
Li Tiezhu said, “I don’t understand the zombies ah whatsoever, however, I heard that the rice people received the seven thirty-one, maybe, the end of the day is related to biochemical weapons?”
Hei Waer was enlightened, “Right! Sure enough, it’s Aien Pella! Brother Long said that the doomsday will definitely start from Rice, but couldn’t say why, hearing you say it like this, the logic is perfect.”
Li Tiezhu, however, was confused, “What did I say?”
Downstairs, the heads of the demonstration were stuffed into the police car and pulled away, and the routed farts walked back, eating burgers and drinking coke …… rabble.
Because of the demonstration, Li Tiezhu team did not leave today, but all rested in the hotel.
Heiwaer transferred more security forces to ensure that nothing is wrong.
……
At this time, it was evening in the country.
The four publicist Vs of the scarf suddenly started to apologise and @ Li Tiezhu, saying something like they were just confused for a moment, young people don’t know what they’re doing, and so on.
Li Tiezhu ignored it, and the company was continuing to push forward with the report and investigation.
On the contrary, Song Zhu’er came in a wave of trolling in Shake: “Young people do not take this pot, we are not traitors!”
For a time, the crowd was excited, and the overwhelming number of netizens asked Tie Tou Wa to come out and whack those public maggots.
Immediately after that, the official news was released: certain big Vs on Weibo are cooperating with the investigation.
Ai Daqiang, who has not bubbled for a long time, retweeted a piece of rice news about how Li Tiezhu has caused a heavenly fury in rice, and people have taken to the streets to protest and demand the arrest of Li Tiezhu.
Netizens questioned, what happened to the promised freedom of speech?
The public maggots said that the people are the greatest! Even the Rice officials did not dare to offend these vocal people, and had to be fed and cajoled with good food and drink.
Then came the slap in the face.
Dockley Towers learnt the hard way and directly reproduced the latest news from an official Mi media:
Dozens of radicals marched, were evicted by the police with tear gas, and several leaders were arrested. According to preliminary evidence available to the police, they could be sentenced to years in prison ……
It’s also illustrated with pictures.
Lastly, Dockley Towers also implied that Ai Da Tight is a walking half a million dollars, which is a bit f*cking wild.
Snap ……
Face really hurt!
Netizens once again stick their faces in the air to mock Ai Da Tight: Your Mi Dad suppressed their own people to protect Li Tie Zhu, hahaha ……
Ai Daqian flew to the rice country overnight, he always felt that Wuli Tao’s psycho might really go and report him.
However, Wulitao did not do so.
The next morning, the big news came: Ai Mou Tight, an over-the-top artiste with a green card, was repatriated by the Mi side because he was caught lying, and is currently flying back to China.
Netizens Hi: Your dad doesn’t want you anymore! Hahaha ……
