What Zhang Yi doesn’t know is that Li Tiezhu let him be the male number one, purely because …… he is cheap.
It makes no difference to Li Tiezhu whether he plays the male number two or the male pair, anyway, it’s his film that he directs and writes, and, being a director is tiring enough, it’s better to be a little bit easier.
Unconsciously, the concert had been going on for more than two hours.
Time passed in one song.
Justin sang a song called “Raw Characters”, and then collaborated with Yang Feiyue on a song called “Chinese Words”.
Well, Yang Feiyue was in charge of the rap part.
The two of them were here to buy Li Tiezhu some rest time.
At this time Li Tiezhu in the background to eat Song Zhu’er give him hot tripe, thief cool, singing and other things are too easy to hunger, with the same as moving bricks.
Hearing those two sing, Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth, ready to go on stage again.
At the same time, Tenggor, Han Hong, Deer Hani, Chen Yisen, Song Zhu’er, Zhou Shallow, Wu Litao, Yi Xiaomao beside the hot pot stood up, they are also getting ready to go on stage, the next is a big show.
Besides, after eating for two hours, they were all full.
On stage, Fang Bo was suddenly in high spirits and interviewed Justin and Yang Feiyue:
“This is the first time you two have worked together, right?”
Justin: “Yes! It’s an honour to work with Koi.”
Yang Feiyue is different: “What’s the honour? I told you I can’t sing, you had to make me sing ……”
Roombo: “Did you sing?”
Yang Feiyue pointed at Justin and said, “No ah! During the rehearsal, he insisted that I sing, but I didn’t, I’m only responsible for the rap part. My master is Li Tiezhu! Not afraid of him.”
Justin covered his face, thinking: my great uncle is still Li Tiezhu.
There was also a roar of laughter from the audience offstage, Yang Feiyue was really a social bullsh*tter as well.
Fang Bo said, “Feiyue, you debuted in a singing group, can’t sing and still be so righteous, isn’t that a bit much?”
Yang Feiyue said, “You’re still a singer debuting, can you sing?”
Fang Bo: “How can I not, I also had a special ……”
Yang Feiyue: “And those actors, can they act? Acting is even worse than me, the lines say one, two, three, four, five, and do not come to the scene of the whole AI to change the face of it. I can’t sing is my innate conditions can’t, pentatonic can’t find the key, how can’t learn, blame me?”
Room Bo: “Er ……”
Yang Feiyue continued, “I don’t know how to dance either, but I’ve practised hard, I can barely keep up with the rhythm, and I’ve worked hard to learn to sing, so what can I do if I can’t learn? You can say that I have a problem with my business ability, but you can’t say that I have a problem with my attitude, I have a good attitude! It’s my job, so I try my best to do it.”
Fang Bo was dumbfounded: “What you say is right, then go down and rest first ……”
Yang Feiyue: “Besides, when I started on that show, it was only because of the food and accommodation package and the three thousand a month salary, how was I supposed to know that I’d be forming a girl group? And singing? And dancing?”
Room Bo: “Do not blame you, do not blame you, rest a ……”
I should have known not to interview her, like a machine gun, burst a endless, really with Li Tiezhu is born a pair of master and disciple.
Yang Feiyue: “I walk all the way down the corner, they even let me go to dance? I talk out of tune, and they let me sing? What are their little minds thinking? Can I not cry? Can I not argue with my boss?”
Fang Bo: “Erm ……”
Yang Feiyue: “But, they serve good food, so I’m staying.”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
The audience burst out laughing, god damn the food is on well.
Justin: “Pfft ……”
Yang Feiyue: “You’re laughing at me?”
Justin: “Yeah.”
Yang Feiyue: “Uncle Bo, he’s laughing at me.”
Fang Bo: “Puhahahahaha …… The whole audience is laughing at you! Don’t care about these details, your mission is done, go back and keep eating hot pot, the audience still has to see your master sing.”
Yang Feiyue thought about it, “Oh.”
Live broadcast pop-up:
“I’m going to …… Fang Bo is thinking about it? Dare to interview koi?”
“Bo’s eloquence was top notch until he met Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue.”
“This wave of dislike is comfortable!”
“Hahaha ……”
“Yang Feiyue’s stuff, it’s hard for heaven and earth not to be on fire.”
“The meals were opened well and stayed?”
“Too real.”
“I also want to mock the koi sister.”
“Oooh oooh oooh ……”
It was hard to send the little chatterbox Yang Feiyue off the stage, and Fang Bo wiped the sweat from his forehead:
“Whew …… Yang Feiyue’s boss is also a bitter person! For the next half hour, please enjoy the song ‘Huaxia Non-stop Spinning’, and I finally have time to go eat hot pot. Gentlemen, see you later!”
After saying that, Fang Bo got off the stage.
On the contrary, the audience was confused, and the VIPs in the VIP seats were also bewildered, what song takes half an hour to sing?
We’ve all heard of “China Keeps Turning”, it’s less than five minutes!
Ma Pooh can’t help but wonder, “What is Li Tiezhu up to?”
Jack Ma said, “You don’t understand, the next half an hour Li Tiezhu is going to seal the god.”
“What does it mean?”
“You guess.”
“Love to say no.”
“When Li Tiezhu did the planning for this programme, he asked me to give my opinion and didn’t ask you? Also, you don’t understand.”
“……”
The two big brothers had never had a good relationship, and were fighting and brainstorming in all areas.
Sun Lei was also muttering with Huang Sanshi: “Is there going to be another aeroplane tank coming out?”
Huang San Shi: “I don’t know, for half an hour, it should be a string of songs.”
He Ling: “What songs can be skewered for half an hour?”
Huang San Shi: “Li Tiezhu every concert has a big move, today has not yet zoomed in, counting the time is almost.”
The pop-up screen is also a question mark:
“？？？？”
“Is Li Tiezhu going to talk about comedy?”
“Is half an hour okay?”
“It should be a comedy, right? With Xiao Yue Yue?”
“Mr Guo and Mr Donkey are both here, so let’s go up and join in.”
“I always feel that Brother Serious is going to do another job.”
“Same feeling!”
The stage lights dimmed.
The pleasant intro spread out like seawater.
Li Tiezhu’s song rang out, and the chasing lights illuminated his figure on the left side of the stage:
Zhuo Lu’s ice front melts
Yu’s traces outline China
Danqing doesn’t see the years that Wicker Man has turned to.
At the same time, the centre light is dimly lit, and a man in an animal skin and grass skirt is drilling wood for a fire. Next to him, a few savages were shivering, and in the darkness around them were if anything, monstrous figures, some with eyes glowing with a ghostly light.
Chen Isen’s song picks up, and he’s on the right side of the stage:
Carve the deed in tortoise shell
Recreating the myth of the silkworm
The phoenix flew out of Qishan to the battlefield of Makino
Suddenly drilling wood for fire succeeded, a torch lit up, two torches lit up …… soon, dozens of torches lit up.
Bouncer:
“This is drilling wood for fire?”
“Flint!”
“Li Tiezhu’s backing dances are always so creative!”
“This design can work ……”
“Is this the rhythm of acting from ancient times to modern times?”
At this time, the music suddenly changed, becoming pale and ancient.
It was by no means the tune of “Huaxia Keeps Turning”, but it was articulated harmoniously.
As more torches came onto the stage, the lighted moon of the arena, the monsters in the darkness disappeared into nothingness.
Then the stage dimmed again.
Behind the stage, the huge big screen lit up, showing an old video:
A voice came from the control room, “Five, four, three, two, two, youngest, ignition!”
On the Red Arrow Launcher, the first Chinese rocket spewed flames and slowly lifted into the air.
The staff in the control room wept with joy, some clapping and cheering, some hugging each other.
Pop-up:
“Wow wipe ……”
“Tearful.”
“This video pair cut is divine.”
“Isn’t this a modern version of flint drilling for fire?”
“Tribute to the forefathers.”
“My scalp went numb when the rocket lifted off.”
“My whole body went numb.”
“I’m also fully numb.”
“Shame on me, I’m half numb. ……”
The video ended and the big screen returned to darkness.
Han Hong’s voice came through:
Flowers blossom and fall flowers blossom and fall
A long river of long years
A myth is a wave
A myth is a teardrop
There is you in the gathering and the scattering.
There is me in the gathering and the scattering
You and I are just passing through.
On the stage, the torches and savages have disappeared, a few people wearing coarse cloth and animal furs, an elder is knotting a rope and weaving a net by the river to catch fish, and then the elder leads people to capture wild boars and raise them in captivity.
Li Tiezhu sings:
Sunrise and sunset Sunrise and sunset
A drop of bitter wine is a book of history
A drop of hot blood is a monument
You are in the call
I’m in the call
Joy and sorrow are all songs
The stage is dark, the big screen lights up, playing a few “old news”, more than ten years ago, China built the most meat freezer, the South China Sea science and technology fisheries have made great progress, a few years ago, China’s total meat consumption ranks first in the world, China’s average per capita consumption of meat is close to the level of the developed countries……
Pop-up:
“New song?”
“New song new song ……”
“I think I sang a couple of lines on that show or something?”
“That should be the song!”
“Look at the subtitles, the title of the song is ‘Legend of the Gods’.”
“Who’s the one who fishes and hunts?”
“One of the Three Emperors, Fu Xi.”
“The Suiren, who was just here, is also one of the Three Emperors.”
“Looking at the pace, the next one should be Shen Nong.”
“We can afford to eat meat every day now too, it’s not easy ……”
“Still don’t love fat meat!”
Han Hong:
Watching the smoke and waves of a thousand years
Running with the hope of dreams
The dream’s testament The dream’s testament
Running with the hope of dreams Dreams of wills
The stage is set for a man to trek across the mountains in search of various plants and put them in his mouth to taste them. Sometimes he was poisoned, sometimes he was bitten by poisonous snakes, but he never stopped his footsteps …… walking, he walked from a robust youth to a senile old man.
Where he walked, rice, millet, grain, wheat, peas, hemp, sorghum and other crops grew up in patches.
In the end, he died from consuming the Broken Intestine Grass.
Li Tiezhu:
Hear the ten thousand people sing softly for a hundred generations
Leaving only the drift of the gods
Legends of the gods Legends of the gods
Leaving behind only the legend of the gods.
The stage darkens, the big screen lights up, and the man with the pleated face says in an interview:
“I dreamt that my rice was taller than sorghum, and the spikes were longer than broomsticks, and when the sun came up, my colleagues and I sat under the spikes to cool off. I did have this dream! Later, I did it again, that field ah, not a field …… is a big tree, above it is all some spikes …….”
