What the f*ck?
Do people talk?
Although Li Tiezhu was promoted, but the staff under the stage were all looking at each other, such a tough woman, also dare to marry home? Pretty is pretty, but there is absolutely no temperament that a beauty should have!
This is that they have seen too little, in the battlefield of the bed, Song Zhu’er’s screams are definitely in the top three, second only to Yang Mi and Leng Ba.
As the saying goes, …… people can not be seen, beautiful women can not be measured by hand.
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Woo-”
“Serious brother!!!”
The scene immediately came thunderous applause and hair-raising cheers, these people, they are not decent people, right?
Li Tiezhu didn’t resist this outfit much, in fact, he hadn’t changed much since his debut more than three years ago, he was still the same little sand sculpture who was keen on moving bricks. Being an artiste or something is too hard, it’s better to move bricks.
Therefore, Li Tiezhu wearing this “retro” clothing on stage, he had no heart burden, but the audience was particularly joyful.
Live audience not to mention, crazy all, and in the live screen, pop-up screen also “dream back to three years ago”.
The pop-up screen:
“Master Qing back!”
“I was looking at this guy in the audition.”
“He wore this set, the left shoe also broke a hole.”
“It’s different, it’s different, there’s no more Qin Tao that idiot.”
“The postpartum brother is dancing salsa with Mildew in Mi.”
“This salsa dance is he decent?”
“Snapping dance, right?”
“I remember Li Tiezhu was holding a popsicle stick ……”
“Singing the wet trace of ‘Someone Like Me’, this guy gave the popsicle to Coldba.”
“Crap! Such a sl*t?”
“You didn’t know?”
“Coldba also had a video at the time where she licked a popsicle that made it to Hot 100 ……”
“This outfit is the Li Tiezhu I know!”
“Wearing this to propose?”
“What are you afraid of? The object of the proposal is Song Zhu’er, and the director of this segment is also Song Zhu’er, huh?”
“Laughing my arse off!”
“It’s best for these two brainwashed people to tie the knot!”
Li Tiezhu was sent up to the stage by a lift, the whole place was pitch black, only the place where he was was hit with a spotlight.
What to do?
Li Tiezhu never had a headache over his costume, in fact, after he put on this folk’s daily outfit, he instead returned to the simplicity of the beginning, and was very much at ease. If Songzhuer does not agree with my marriage proposal request, it will …… be a strong marriage, her account book and ID card are in the hands of Auntie Lin, hehehehehe ……
However, for the sake of the effect of the concert, Li Tiezhu still took the microphone and said to the audience under the field:
“Inside a …… I am actually completely unaware of the arrangement of this special programme. That is, that is …… Song Zhu’er said that she would let me propose here, and she would say yes to me, and we would be legal and not afraid of being caught by the police uncle. So, if I did something wrong, you guys don’t boo me, I don’t know anything …… I also didn’t know that Hot Paw would be so indiscreet ……”
“Phew ……”
Li Tiezhu s left thumb, from the broken power of the green rubber shoes stretched out, a jump, too lively.
Start singing!
The first song is “Blue Lotus” arranged by Song Zhu’er.
‘Blue Lotus’ was an original song that Li Tiezhu had sung when he participated in ‘I Am A Singer’ and was included in his second album.
Nothing can stop
Your yearning for freedom
The career of the heavenly horse
Your heart is unattached
Singing, Li Tiezhu is still quite focused, for him, it is a job like drinking and moving bricks.
But …… at this time, the big screen appeared Li Tiezhu was Qin Tao lured to participate in the “Super Voice” sea election screen, then Li Tiezhu, dressed, temperament image with the current Li Tiezhu, almost the same.
This is the handiwork of Song Zhu’er!
On the big screen:
“Li Tiezhu, you, you …… hurry to memorise the lyrics again, it’s our turn to go on stage soon. I feel in especially good shape, I …… am about to crack.”
“Cracking because you wear your trousers too tight, strangling the ditch.”
“When I’m red, you follow me!”
“If you become a star, you can open a pig farm that is ten times bigger than your dad’s, and I’ll do the engineering for you.”
“Grass! I’m that popular, and I’m still opening a bullsh*t pig farm?”
“If you don’t raise pigs, then what?”
The audience at the scene, simply do not have the heart to listen to the song, but to enjoy Li Tiezhu’s “debut performance”, too chicken strange.
If this is written as a novel, this opening, can poison away 100,000 readers, believe it or not?
Li Tiezhu continued to sing.
Well! Now what is not important, wearing? Li Tiezhu does not feel ashamed, but feel honoured.
I am a bumpkin folk, I am proud!
Through the dark years
I’ve been in a state of uncertainty.
The moment you look down
Then you realise the path beneath your feet
The free world in your heart
So clear and far away
Blooming with never-fading
Blue Lotus
When Li Tiezhu finished this part, another lift went up in the opposite direction of the stage he was on.
This was all planned by Song Zhu’er.
Only to see that the lifting platform rose up not a person, but a huge …… light blue flower bone.
Blue lotus flower?
Obviously, the director! The director and the programme team had put their hearts into it.
Only to see that blue flower skeleton, a piece of petals slowly stretching open, after the fury of the blue lotus flower, it is the absolute female protagonist of this show, wearing a deep V evening dress Song Zhu’er, she posed in the centre of the flower in an excessively graceful dance posture.
Song Zhu’er stood in the centre of the flowers, do not come out, continue to dance and play.
Li Tiezhu fixed his eyes, this is not the exclusive action when she farted?
Is it …… relying on the recoil of the fart to hold the blue lotus open?
After being together for a long time, love will be replaced by affection.
Song Zhuer danced with her hands, dancing a very uncoordinated Western Frontier Dance, and she very, very much wanted to make herself look immortal immortal immortal immortal …… but, the strength did not allow it.
As a professional singer, Li Tiezhu, despite the countless fantasies in his brain, sang meticulously and continued to sing.
Through the years of darkness
Have also felt at a loss
On the big screen, the picture shifted to that of Qin Tao after losing weight, who was on the beach in California, hugging his sister and saying to the camera, “Pillar Dog! I heard you’re going to propose to Bamboo, go for it! If you don’t succeed in your proposal, then go raise pigs, and I’ll give you ‘Postpartum Care for Sows’.”
The moment you look down
You realise the path beneath your feet
Through the dark years
You’ve felt at a loss
On the big screen, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao tied up Mr Tony, and said something like you know me know heaven and earth know him know ……
Immediately after that, Mr Tony appeared on the big screen.
Song Zhu’er in order to Li Tiezhu to the hot paw proposal, spent a huge amount of money ah! Even Li Tiezhu’s early debut has a relationship with people to find?
For Li Tiezhu and Spicy Paw to roll in bed for the rest of their lives, Song Zhu’er also went to great lengths.
Tony: “First of all, thanks to Li Tiezhu and that who …… er …… ah! Qin Shou! Thanks to Qin Shou, I was just a make-up artist, and because of the two of them’s shenanigans, I suddenly got noticed on another show, and then I made my debut……. Life is amazing! Now that Tie Zhu is going to propose, I just want to say to him …… You’re so ugly! As a make-up artist, I only dare to put light make-up on you because I’m afraid you’ll be too ugly in heavy make-up and affect the ratings!”
Hmm!
This must be Song Zhu’er’s variety effect.
Li Tiezhu thought so, after all, Mr Tony himself is ugly enough ……
The moment you look down
Only then do you realise the path beneath your feet
The free world in your heart
So clear and far away
Blooming never wither
Blue Lotus
……
After the first half of the song, interlude music plays.
The song continues, teasing Li Tiezhu about his debut, and the next scene takes place at the National Competition, where Li Tiezhu rushes into the competition on a shared bicycle with Yi Xiaomao, a heatstroke victim seen on the side of the road, on the hood.
The scene turns, Yi Xiaomao said to the camera, “Thank you for saving the life of Brother Zhu …… huh! How to say, he met Zhu’er in this life, it is also considered to be his calamity, life in this world is a cultivation, I hope he can persevere, Buddha said, I do not enter the hell who enters the hell ……”
The song continued, and so did the picture on the big screen.
On the scene of The Voice of China, Chen Isen ran straight to the backstage and shaved his flat head out in order to get Li Tiezhu. Then, there was the image of him kicking the table of the judges’ table when Li Tiezhu was confronted with unfair comments from both Yehnala and Wang Feng, and Mr Chen kicked the table of the judges’ table.
Chen Isen was interviewed and said, “I didn’t expect Li Tiezhu to grow into an international superstar, I really, really didn’t. He bar …… sings pretty badly and writes songs pretty well. But usually those who write songs aren’t very famous …… He’s kind of a miracle. Anyway, I like him, I hope …… don’t hope, Songzhuer you force me to say these words to create suspense is it interesting? You’re not pregnant, are you?”
The screen suddenly interrupted and Song Zhu’er appeared on the big screen:
“Strictly declare that I am not pregnant at the moment, Li Tiezhu …… is not powerful. Bah!”
The pooh is of course that Li Tiezhu is too forceful to Leng Ba.
Li Tiezhu laughed at this, can not and dare not look too Avray into it, which belongs to the self-inflicted behaviour.
Women, and then how the atmosphere will also be jealous.
Li Tiezhu looked at the rare video on the big screen, decisively chose not to look at it, turned his back to the big screen and continued to sing.
Then, the big screen played the first time Li Tiezhu met Song Zhu’er in the “Mushroom House”, Song Zhu’er will fall every time she walks, and every time it is Li Tiezhu who carries her clothes from the back.
The next is Li Tiezhu teach Song Zhu’er in the mushroom house to kill eel picture, joking, this goods even dare to pick the tendons of the Dragon Prince, afraid to kill eel?
The song continues, the picture continues.
The video on the big screen about Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er is played in turn.
Song Zhu’er came to the scene to support Li Tiezhu during his resurrection match, and was cried out by Li Tiezhu’s song “A Diao”, and Leng Ba patted her back to comfort her.
An unscrupulous reporter in the finals to engage Li Tiezhu mentality, Song Zhu’er a flying kick, so that Li Tiezhu avoided countless captured verbal attacks.
Shu Du airport, eighteen-year-old Song Zhu’er kissed seventeen-year-old Li Tiezhu, solemnly declared Li Tiezhu belongs to Song Zhu’er, sacrosanct!
Li Tiezhu just continued to sing, feeling slightly uncomfortable.
Song Zhu Er …… pretends to be too much!
When you bow your head in the moment
Only then do you realise the road beneath your feet
The free world in your heart
So clear and lofty
Blooming never withers
Blue Lotus
Finally, the song “Blue Lotus” was finished.
Li Tiezhu took out the note from his trouser pocket, looked at it and said, “Thanks, ah! Thanks …… to our beautiful, elegant and wise Song Zhu’er, what ah? Thank you Song Zhu’er, well, then …… In short, Li Tiezhu’s marriage proposal is very sincere, ask the beautiful, elegant and wise Song Zhu’er will agree? Do you want me to beat you to death?”
Song Zhu’er, still standing in the blue lotus props, condescendingly said, “Husband! My skirt is stuck! Are you scissoring again? Let’s not film this part first, thanks.”
Li Tiezhu: “You come out directly!”
Song Zhu’er said, “If it gets stuck, the skirt will tear and go naked!”
Li Tiezhu: “Not afraid, it will be mosaic.”
So damn dashing!
