The audience laughed. Is mosaic okay? Li Tiezhu is really straight!
VIP seats of the bigwigs can not help but smile, originally a Li Tiezhu is strange enough, plus a psychopath Song Zhu’er, the scene is not a problem strange.
Originally everyone expected the deep love and romance is gone, only sand sculpture.
Who can blame? It’s not Song Zhu’er’s own “director”?
Live pop-ups:
“To be reasonable, Song Zhu’er is really great.”
“If there is no Li Tiezhu, many people will hate Song Zhu’er, right?”
“Individually she is the black inviting body, with this oddball Li Tiezhu, she has also become cute.”
“What did Li Tiezhu read? Song Zhu’er wrote it, right?”
“Hahaha ……”
“Stuck? Laughing to death.”
“A marriage proposal is so sandy, worthy of being Song Zhu’er.”
“This director can’t do it, got himself stuck.”
“It will be mosaic hahaha ……”
“Serious brother is such a little genius.”
“Iron and steel straight man!”
“Li Tiezhu forced her and won’t let her out until she agrees!”
Where the hell am I going to get you scissors? Li Tiezhu really can’t understand these women’s brain circuits.
You do not wear anything in front of your chest to put a band-aid on the whole big deep V, now show a leg you do not dare? Don’t you still have small trousers inside?
What are you afraid of?
It’s not so bad to really hit the mosaic, really hit that will lead to reverie.
Li Tiezhu thought, went up to the waist to pick up the Songzhuer, directly pull out, just like pulling carrots.
Prick la ~
The skirt was of course ripped, but fortunately, only open road knee.
The audience was up in arms.
“Woo……”
“Woo……”
“Kiss!”
Song Zhu’er struggled down and took the microphone and disliked it, “Shut up! What kiss? Haven’t even started begging yet.”
Also ha!
Song Zhu’er didn’t even necessarily agree to Li Tiezhu. pfft~
The audience laughed.
Li Tiezhu took out the note and read it, the more you read, the more disgusting, what is written ah?
Song Zhu’er’s eyes threatened Li Tiezhu, read!
Li Tiezhu just smiled awkwardly and threw a pleading expression, don’t do it.
Song Zhu’er crosses the waist, read!
Li Tiezhu said: “I do not know many words, how to read?”
Song Zhu’er took it over and looked at it: “I don’t know it either.”
The stage burst out laughing: “Hahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Who did you get to write it?”
Song Zhu’er said, “A writer called Mushroom, he looks like a talented person, quite cultured look …… Our Nortel’s cultural level is not high, so I found someone to write for me. Forget it, you are free to play it, I will promise you anyway.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s right, that writer is a sand sculpture, what the hell is written. Let him refund the money!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Phew~”
Mr Sun was blushing with shame, his daughter was too unreserved.
Auntie Lin was applauding with bravado: “Good job! Zhu’er is truly worthy of being born to me! I’m too good.”
Pop-up screen:
“Those viewers at the scene are so damn damaging.”
“This is going to be a kiss?”
“What’s the point of kissing when you haven’t even proposed yet?”
“Bamboo’s mighty.”
“Is it okay if you don’t know how to read?”
“Damn, can’t they both read?”
“It’s true that none of the art students have good grades.”
“Starting to blacken themselves again.”
“It’s impossible to refund money, the writers are all old c*nts.”
Li Tiezhu thought for a while on the stage, took out the cut-off from his pocket, knelt down on one knee, looked at Song Zhu’er and said, “Hot paw, today I’ll propose to you, okay?”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
“What the hell?”
Pine Bamboo Child, however, was very flattered, pretended to think for a while, and said, “We’re all so familiar with each other, what do we say to propose? Granted!”
“Pfft ……”
“Bounced cheque! Bounce the cheque!”
“This proposal is not sincere!”
“The one being proposed to is also perfunctory.”
The audience yelled, tens of thousands of people were there shouting, it was really that these two’s marriage proposal was too perfunctory.
Song Zhu’er crossed her arms and said, “Who shouted for a refund? The refund point is in the South Pole, go there yourself.”
Li Tiezhu gave Song Zhu’er a ring: “Okay, okay, hurry up and finish the show and go home to drink.”
The ring was bought by Song Zhu’er herself, and the size is very suitable.
Song Zhu’er: “Good! Here’s the last song, ‘Song of the Nervous’, sung by me and Tie Zhu for everyone, muahahaha~”
It was that perfunctory.
Pop-up:
“What the hell?”
“This is the sloppiest proposal I’ve ever seen ……”
“How can these two be serious?”
“It’s expected.”
“Who proposes to a serious person?”
“Laughing my arse off ……”
“Hahahahaha ……”
The prelude started, Song Zhu’er’s hand grasped in the air, “Stop! Music pause, I forgot, there’s one more person who hasn’t blessed us, a very important person.”
The music pauses.
Li Tiezhu: “Who is it?”
Song Zhu’er did not answer, reached out and pulled out Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone from his trouser pocket and started dialling.
Seeing the number, Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes.
Still coming?
Live broadcast it!
Song Zhu’er crazy is a head of pull can not pull Erha, no one can stop her to do what she wants to do, so she bravely dialled the number, she has always been so brave.
Beep~Beep……
Song Zhu’er opened the speakerphone, and the microphone came up.
Not long after, the opposite side picked up the phone, a familiar female voice: “Li Tiezhu? Song Zhu’er right?”
Song Zhu’er: “Eh hey ……”
The opposite side is directly hairy: “Grass mud horse grass mud horse grass mud horse grass mud horse grass mud horse ……”
Doh!
The phone hung up.
The audience was collectively confused, what’s going on here?
The bigwigs in the VIP seats were even more dumbfounded, who is this person? How to curse?
Song Zhu’er succeeded in her cunning plan and said with a regretful face: ”Hey! Luo Fei Yan is still the same, the quality of the crooked people is not good either! I also thought of repairing her relationship with Tiezhu, we are all artists, I did not expect her to be quite vindictive, it’s been three years ……”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
You f*cking call to scold people for three years ah!
However, Li Tiezhu also understood, Song Zhu’er which is what to show good? It is clearly a ruthless to give Luo Fei Yan a knife, the head is chopped up!
It dawned on everyone that Song Zhu’er had just called Luo Fei Yan?
Three years ago, Luo Fei Yan but in order to stop Li Tie Zhu from winning the championship, he used an extremely sinister discordant trick, and Song Zhu Er even kicked a female prostitute.
Then later Luo Fei Yan was blocked due to total and total things, and is now hiding behind the curtain as the boss.
Song Zhu’er actually didn’t hold a grudge and took the initiative to make up with her?
Pop-up:
“That b*tch Luo Fei Yan is still alive?”
“Song Zhu’er, that’s so kind ……”
“What’s the point of giving this kind of face?”
“Hey! A good marriage proposal comedy has been mixed with a rat turd.”
“Now Luo Fei Yan is dead.”
“Hahaha ……”
“Luo Fei Yan has no chance of turning over.”
“Obviously Song Zhu’er has given her steps, this Luo Fei Yan gives no face.”
“Do you guys really naively think that Song Zhu’er is trying to make up with her?”
“Heh heh heh heh ……”
“Luo Fei Yan definitely doesn’t know that Song Zhu’er is live-streaming.”
“Song Zhu’er is too shady, isn’t she?”
“I just want to say, well done!”
The live audience also felt that although Song Zhu’er was crazy but her character was not bad, she took the initiative to contact Luo Fei Yan at the engagement ceremony to give her a step down, but she didn’t expect the other party to break out into a tirade of curses, it was really …… too uncultivated.
Blocking is right!
The bigwigs in the VIP seats shook their heads, this Luo Fei Yan …… after this incident, never want to appear in the entertainment industry, her company is also difficult.
Only Yang Mi held back her laughter held back very hard, only she knew on the scene, Song Zhu’er this cerebral palsy child has continued to call to scold Luo Fei Yan for three years.
It was said that Luo Fei Yan was now suffering from a neurasthenia, but Song Zhu’er’s depression was better.
Sh*t! Song Zhu’er is as sinister as ever!
She secretly nodded her head, only such a sinister, cunning and shameless Song Zhu’er can protect our boy, at least, Leng Ba and a few others can’t do this well, neither can Bunny Smash, she’s evil yes evil but too wimpy.
However, this tawdry operation might not be original to Erha.
Yang Mi picked up her mobile phone and took a look, and sure enough, the other critters who were tuning in to this proposal drama around the world were all f*cking stunned.
The Magical Zoo group exploded.
Cat: “Laughing my arse off, Erha is too showy, isn’t he? How did you think of calling Luo Feiyan at the concert?”
Bear 2: “So damn disgusting …… convinced you guys.”
Little Dumb Frog: “I’m going! Still can be sauce? The dog is also too fierce.”
Green Snake: “Luckily I didn’t offend Erha ……”
Bunny Smash: “Hee hee hee …… What about my idea?”
Lori: “I guessed it was you little c*nt, Rabbit Smash Bull! I was there and it was too hard to hold in my laughter.”
On the stage, Li Tiezhu and Songzhu’er were finishing up singing “Song of the Nervous”, holding hands and bowing to the audience.
Li Tiezhu said, “Thank you for coming to listen to my concert, it’s getting late, this concert is over ……”
Off stage, the audience shouted, “Kiss one! Give me a kiss ……”
The pop-ups were also floating around:
“Kiss one!”
“Tongue kiss ……”
Li Tiezhu shamefully said, “The impact is not good, so let’s not kiss, in case there are small children watching the live broadcast, mmmmm ……”
Song Zhu’er doesn’t care about this, unusually skilful and strong kiss, and also stick out her tongue.
The viewers got high, yes yes yes, that’s it, wow tongue is so long, Zhu’er is really a treasure girl ……
Pop-up:
“Crap! Song Zhu’er is awesome!”
“Stick out your tongue hehehe ……”
“The technique is so good.”
“Li Tiezhu was forcibly kissed, hahaha ……”
“This one even blushed? Not easy ah.”
“What is the operation of racking the legs?”
“Song Zhu’er is truly a model for my generation!”
Under the stage, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu’s two families were extraordinarily embarrassed, the female parents were beside them.
Mr Sun covered his face with both hands, tears came out, Li Tiezhu you let go of my daughter, no, daughter you let go of that idiot.
Auntie Lin has already stood up, waving her hand and shouting, “Come on! That’s it! Well done!”
Liu Xiaohua looked dumbfounded, sister-in-law mighty.
A minute later, Song Zhu’er finally let go of Li Tiezhu and announced to everyone, “Satisfied? Tiezhu and I will get engaged tomorrow, and we’ll get married when I’m pregnant with a child, so I won’t bother you guys to rush the marriage! All disperse.”
Now there was no more fuss, and everyone was satisfied.
Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er hooked shoulders and returned to the backstage, once again accepting the blessings of the guests.
Everyone was happy, except for …… Luo Fei Yan.
She soon received a message from the collection, the image of her cursing Song Zhu’er was broadcast out, she cooled down ……
Then, her mobile phone rang again, it was a call from Song Zhu’er’s big number, should she pick it up?
