Li Tiezhu arrived at Shudu and waited for the two new resident guests to arrive. Last year it was Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi, and neither of them could come this year.
Fatty Qin has started raising pigs, and has opened a pig farm in Rice, one that’s a hundred times bigger than his dad’s pig farm.
With his Versailles dog mouth that is, Guo Da Lin recently busy shooting on the variety show, are not much to say comedy, he also went to the rice country to help mould do some industry, there pig farming cost is lower, even if frozen shipping sold back to the country, the price is cheaper than the domestic, is to help the country to stabilise the price of pork.
Zheng Yan Zi is even worse, last year to participate in this programme led to her state of ups and downs, from the French Open Championships, has never entered the Grand Slam semi-finals.
She did manage to knock out Wie last month at the Metre by using the follow-through method, but ended up only in the last eight. Therefore, she decided to practise the casual stroke method to prepare for the tournament, and stopped wasting her energy on the show.
Even so, she has already returned to Shudu to resume her training, but still made time to have dinner with Li Tiezhu.
Along with her were Zhao Liya, the female guest of the second season of Oh Exempt Primitive, and Mimi, who was working as a flying guest for the Running Man at the Shudu Happy Valley.
The three of them went to Zhao Liya’s favourite risotto restaurant for a meal, and poor Zheng Yanzi could only eat vegetarian risotto. Athletes can’t even just eat meat outside, no one knows what’s added to it, and it’s easy to fall head over heels in a doping test.
After eating, the four went to the hotel to play mahjong, playing late, Li Tiezhu lost a few hundred million, the three girls won pots and pans.
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The next day, Li Tiezhu sent off Mimi and Xiong Er, and when he returned to the hotel, the programme team and new guests arrived.
The director of this season’s “Oh Exempt Primitive” is Wang Zhengyu, who was grinded over by Li Tiezhu’s deadbeat, and Wang Jiafang has worked with Li Tiezhu enough to come.
Sun Hip-Hip is busy preparing for the filming of Operation Red Sea, so he can’t participate this season.
Wang Zhengyu meanwhile brought a new regular guest, an old handsome man.
Nie Yao was confused, he couldn’t figure out what Li Tiezhu was looking for him for, it’s not like he’s ever done a variety show, and he’s confident that he doesn’t have much of a sense of variety, and the key is that he’s not very popular.
Could it be that it’s just to get me to turn on the hotspot for him?
Nie Yao has always been committed to doing a good job as an actor, all of the heart in the filming of the above, but the filming of a pouncing one.
Variety he never thought of, and not quite like to do, but …… Li Tiezhu is really giving too much.
Twelve issues, twenty-four days, twelve million, or after tax, who can afford it?
Nie Yao is now earning this much a year, plus the child is gradually getting bigger, Nie Yao has also been smoothed out the corners and gills ……
“Tie Zhu!”
“Brother Yao, this is Zhao Liya, inside ……”
“Open.”
“Not asking about hotspots, I mean I have a martial arts film next year called The Embroidered Spring Blade, which Jack Ma is investing in. I’ve tailored a role for you, and I’ll give you a word in advance, lest there be a problem with the schedule.”
Li Tiezhu decisively took out his mobile phone and connected it to the hotspot, the password was still unchanged.
Tsk, Yao’s internet speed is fast!
“No problem.”
Nie Yao was already used to it, but whenever she was with Li Tiezhu, there was bound to be something good.
Other than that, Li Tiezhu’s films were definitely of a high standard.
The fact that it’s been lukewarm for the past three years is probably because it didn’t work with Li Tiezhu. Look at that Zhang Yi guy, he’s all the rage now.
There is a rumour in the industry: if you follow Li Tiezhu closely, a sow can get into a tree.
“Director Wang, hard work hard work ……”
“Less bullsh*t, get some food, I’m starving.”
“Why don’t you guys eat on the plane? Free not to eat, but also come to waste the programme funds.”
“The ones on the plane are too hard to eat.”
“Why don’t you take Sichuan Airlines?”
“Because the ticket bought wasn’t from Sichuan Airlines.”
“Eh …… There’s some truth in that too.”
Eat and rest.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu led everyone to a roadside stall to eat barbecue again.
The internet says that Xichuan light industry is netflix and heavy industry is food, which doesn’t make this group of people get high.
When he went to bed at night, Li Tiezhu opened the system again and checked his attributes.
Current intelligence value: 99 points. (Upper limit 119 points)
Remaining intelligence value: 26 points.
Priggish value: 97/100 points.
Music Achievement: 48,371 points.
Variety Achievements: 25354 points.
Film and TV Achievements: 20039 points.
Jitterbug Fans: 169,320,000.
Cat Domestication Degree: 100%.
[Interdimensional Civic Classic Exchange System Ultimate Mission: grow into an all-round superstar! Music, Variety, Film and Television all exceed 20,000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100,000 points, unlocking the “All-Round Superstar” medal, and obtaining a 250-point IQ bonus and a mysterious grand prize.
Ability: Psychic Damage Skill (Passive), Absolute Tone Sense, Advanced Singing Skill, Advanced Acting Skill, Advanced Arranging Ability
Possessed Items: Lucky Yellow Rubber Shoes (Lucky +9), European Emperor Armband (Lucky +12)
He even used his mobile phone to do some calculations, as if, with only 100 points of Priggish value, his three achievement values would be over 100,000 points.
Previously, he felt that the All-Round Superstar Achievement was far away, but now it seems …… actually close at hand.
No, I have to be serious.
……
Early the next morning, the whole team rushed to Li Tiezhu’s old home by car.
Li Tiezhu saw Zhao Liya sitting beside him eating breakfast, casually asked a mouth: “What do you eat in the morning? White greasy sticky.”
Zhao Liya: “Bah! Shameless!”
Li Tiezhu froze: “What’s wrong? I’m just asking, are you overthinking it?”
Zhao Liya: “Bah.”
[Ding! Host is immodest, 3 points of Priggish value deducted, currently 94 points remaining].
Crap!
How am I being immodest?
Li Tiezhu is very unconvinced, but does not dare to say anything, the reward is still quite fragrant.
At one o’clock in the afternoon, the caravan came to the county town, ate and continued to head towards the mountains, until six thirty, it came to the town, twenty miles away from Li’s village. The programme group arranged in advance to do the preparatory work, this time all live into a small hotel, eat and sleep.
During this time, Li Tiezhu also carried fruits to visit the third uncle’s family.
……
The next morning, the whole town was shrouded in white fog.
This is the norm in the mountains, if the weather is sunny, the fog will disperse at nine or ten o’clock, and if the weather is bad, it can be cloudy and foggy for the whole day.
Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao and Zhao Liya took their own luggage, nibbled on buns and boarded the show’s car, heading towards Li’s village.
This would be more humane than last season, and they could actually eat breakfast.
The car came to a stop at the foot of the mountain, Wang Zhengyu said that it was too foggy on the mountainside, and the country road that Li Tiezhu had repaired was too narrow and steep for the car to drive up.
Zhao Liya said: “Then what to do? Wait for the fog to subside and then go?”
Wang Zhengyu: “What are you thinking? Of course we all walk up together!”
Zhao Liya: “Such a high mountain, we are still holding our luggage ……”
Wang Zhengyu: “The staff’s equipment is not heavier than your luggage?”
Zhao Liya didn’t say anything, she belongs to the Ye Duke, she wants to come to Li Tiezhu’s hometown to see, but she really came but she doesn’t like it, the conditions here can be much harder than filming.
Li Tiezhu took the lead, and everyone began to take things and walk towards the mountain.
After walking for a while he pointed to a fast flowing stream and said to Zhao Liya: “Look! That’s where I picked up the panda stone, do you want to go and take a look?”
Zhao Liya, tired and red in the face, rolled her eyes, “……”
Li Tiezhu said, “What’s wrong with you? Are you tired? Then take a rest here, we’ll go to the mountain first and wait for you.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu carried the box and ran away.
Zhao Liya: “Hey ……”
Can’t really speak, it’s hard to breathe, what kind of person is this.
[Ding! Host gained 1 point of Priggish value.]
Li Tiezhu refreshed, mentioning this box on a run, leaving others behind, the air of the old home is still so fresh.
The show aired on Friday, 4 October.
The pop-up screen looked extraordinarily exuberant:
“Wow! Finally the second season!”
“Happy ……”
“This season is in Li Tiezhu’s hometown? It’s too remote, right?”
“Nearly a thousand metres above sea level?”
“The vertical height of this mountain should be seven to eight hundred metres as well!”
“What a big fog.”
“This is the trail that Li Tiezhu built? It’s also too small, right?”
“Zhao Liya is really golden, tsk tsk ……”
“I haven’t liked her since Super Voice.”
“Yaya is the best!”
“It’s normal for city people to be like this when they first go to the countryside.”
“Curious where she’s staying this season, is she staying in Li Tiezhu’s family’s ‘mansion’?”
“Hahaha …… I thought Tiezhu was going to help Yaya with her luggage, pfft ……”
“It’s still Brother Yao’s atmosphere.”
On the screen, Nie Yao took over Zhao Liya’s suitcase and helped her drag it up the hill, Zhao Liya thanked him repeatedly.
Li Tiezhu had already run halfway up the mountain in one breath, and here was the new school he and Gu Dale had built. Today was Monday, the children had just finished the flag-raising ceremony, and the old headmaster was lecturing.
In addition, there was also a row of little ragtag kids who were punished for being late at the school entrance, among them were the two big brothers Li Tiegen and Li Tieji.
The children were curious and looked towards Li Tiezhu and the cameraman beside him, but they didn’t dare to speak due to the teacher’s strictness.
When the twins saw Li Tiezhu, they simultaneously shrank their necks and glanced their heads to the side, pretending not to see them, these two goods have just entered the second grade this year.
Li Tiezhu went over and greeted Teacher Liu, who was checking the tardiness, and asked, “Those two wen sang often late mai?”
Teacher Liu looked at the cameraman, wanting to speak.
Li Tiezhu said, “Teacher, there is nothing to say, does not exist le.”
Teacher Liu had to say: “Those are because of late, double is not, the two of them are fighting.”
Li Tiezhu startled: “Which they hit?”
Teacher Liu: “Did not hit which, they are fighting each other.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Really f*cking disunity!
Li Tiezhu walked over and asked the two: “Why did you fight? I don’t want to ask a second time.”
Li Tieji said: “We discussed to put together money, noon to go to the kiosk to buy dry noodles, if you win another bag, I will share a bag more, he shared a bag less, he did not agree to also hit me.”
Li Tiegen: “are out of the same amount of money, why you more points?”
Li Tieji: “Because the idea is I want to le ah!”
Li Tiegen: “Then I also want to buy dry noodles, I also want.”
Li Tiezhu interrupted: “Two! You just started to think about the uneven division of the spoils of war? What if you go back to buy after the fight and find out that you didn’t win, wouldn’t that be a waste of time?”
The twins froze at the same time, “……”
Blunder, blunder ……
