Li Tiezhu, however, was very serious, ignoring Nie Yao’s jokes, and explained in a serious manner:
“The must-have condom is very, very, very practical, it’s something I learnt in the Special Forces a few months ago, it can start a fire, it can stop bleeding, it can be used as a slingshot, it can be used as a life buoy, it can save food, it can be used as a waterproof bag, it can be used as a rubber glove, and it can be used to tie up a girl’s hair. Ya Ya, in case you run out of rubber bands come to me, cut the mouth of the must have condom off, it’s a perfect rubber band.”
Zhao Liya covered her ears with a red face and shook her head violently, “Don’t don’t …… you ignore me far away!”
There’s no way, this niece has always had a big brain hole, hell knows what she thought of again.
In fact, she subconsciously thought that the must have condom can kill people, not kill little people ah, it is to kill adults, like stockings buttoned on the head, it can make people suffocate and die, too ghostly.
Nie Yao, Wang Zhengyu and the staff all laughed and jerked, letting an actress tie her hair with a must-have condom?
Only Li Tiezhu, this naive bast*rd, dared to think about it.
Li Tiezhu added, “You guys, when we lack a container for the initial stage, we can use the must-have condom as a water bag, it’s very convenient.”
Nie Yao: “No no no …… I’d rather die of thirst.”
He thought to himself, “That thing holds water to drink? Do we want to lose face in the future? Do we want to mix in the circle? Especially Zhao Liya is still a girl. It doesn’t matter if you’re the only one, you’re already shameless.
Zhao Liya hid far away, a face of disgust, how can you say this thing in front of the girls? The whole country, no, the whole world people are watching.
Li Tiezhu took out one to be unwrapped: “I bought the original flavour, there is no taste at all if you wash it.”
Wang Zhengyu stopped Li Tiezhu’s urge to show it and said, “That’s enough, put away the Avatar! You continue talking about your other tools.”
Li Tiezhu was a bit uninterested, “Oh, there’s also a roll of plastic pockets, a small axe, and a folding knife.”
There weren’t many things, but they were all very practical.
Wang Zhengyu: “Very good! The tools you showed above are too many and do not fit the purpose of this show, now none of you choose three tools, and the rest are turned in to the show, and can be exchanged later with your labour goods.”
Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: “Apart from the surefire condom, the other three you brought are all very useful.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “No! I’ll give up the plastic bag, and leave the must-have condom, small axe, and folding knife.”
Nie Yao: “This hard stubbornness of yours is meaningless ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “Have you brought fire tools? Does anyone have a lighter? Don’t you have a fire to make food?”
Nie Yao: “……”
Li Tiezhu also didn’t bring a lighter, and he didn’t bring any cigarettes, and before he smoked, he used Shugo’s fire.
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Yao, just pick an iron pot, rope, and kitchen knife.”
Nie Yao: “Leave the chainsaw, this is good for cutting down trees and bamboo and stuff.”
Li Tiezhu: “Is there electricity?”
Nie Yao: “……”
Thus, the trio’s equipment was as follows: a large iron pot, a kitchen knife, a rope, a small axe, a folding knife, a nail clipper, and …… a must-have condom.
“Let’s go! First go to our territory to skate around, don’t go too far, there are wild boars in that mountain cove with a lot of bushes down there.”
Li Tiezhu led Nie Yao and Zhao Liya down the steep path along the mountain cliff.
Nie Yao said, “It can’t be, can it? I’ve heard that wild boars in the countryside were exterminated as early as the last century.”
Li Tiezhu said, “It was the domestic pigs that ran out and turned into wild boars.”
“What? There is such a thing? Domestic pigs and wild boars are two species, right?”
“No. Uncastrated piglets run out, and in two or three years they turn into black boars with long tusks. Even castrated pigs that grow for a few more years turn into wild boars.”
“Then won’t we be in danger?”
“Fortunately! These wild boars have just degenerated and won’t actively attack humans yet, my tree brother …… is the exception.”
Tree brother that behaviour, it is simply running to the door of other people’s houses to do a big death, do not hit you hit who?
The three first went to the pine forest on the left, the dry pine needles on the ground thick layer, walking on it soft, but also a little slippery.
This is not, Nie Yao fell out several metres? He hugged a pine tree before stopping.
Zhao Liya is smart, got a stick to support herself, not to slip.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but sigh: ”When I was small, there were no pine needles to be seen in the pine forest, so every few days I would come to glean them and get them back to use as firewood, which was very nice. Every year when winter is approaching, the whole family goes out to cut pine trees, digging tree roots, go back to split into pieces to keep warm in winter.”
Zhao Liya: “Why didn’t you burn charcoal?”
Nie Yao: “In those days, the countryside could not afford to burn coal. Now that conditions are better, they burn charcoal, and no one comes to get pine needles anymore.”
His hometown was a small county in your province, and although he was not a rural person, he had gone to the countryside to play as a child.
Li Tiezhu sighed, “Yes! At that time coal or my old man three brothers in the foot of the mountain mine hole dug by themselves, the hole is just a tiny bit bigger than the big man, crawling in and crawling out, dragging a boat-shaped basket for coal behind, I also climbed in to play when I was a child, and it was dark and wet. Which family wants to get coal, they go in and dig it themselves.”
Zhao Liya curiously said, “Is it still like this?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “It collapsed a long time ago, killing a family of four men, and since then no one has dug it up, and built a country road to buy charcoal to burn.”
Zhao Liya was terrified, thinking of the feeling of being buried in a mine.
“Matsutake mushrooms!”
Li Tiezhu suddenly shouted in surprise before pouncing to pick them.
Nie Yao also found a small clump of mushrooms and asked, “What kind of mushroom is this? Is it edible?”
Li Tiezhu took a look, “Vertical Tree Mushroom, it can be eaten.”
After more than ten minutes of light, the three of them did pick up several clumps of mushrooms, none of which were large.
As they walked back, Nie Yao said, “Tie Zhu, what are we going to eat in the future? We can’t rely on mushrooms alone, there won’t be any left if we pick them today.”
Zhao Liya replied, “Chop down trees and sell them for money! Buy meat to eat.”
Her brain is also strange.
Li Tiezhu: “Cutting down trees is against the law.”
Zhao Liya: “……”
They walked towards the large bamboo forest.
Nie Yao: “We can’t eat bamboo, can we?”
Li Tiezhu: “We can weave bamboo baskets and baskets to exchange things with the villagers, honestly, I’m too familiar with this area to have any prospects for development.”
The bamboo forest was even more humid, and there was a small gutter.
Because, there was a spring under the cliff, in the past, people from the Li Family Village came here to pick water to drink, Li Tiezhu had been picking water here since he was a child.
Zhao Liya suddenly pointed to the bamboo in front and said, “Look, there is a piece of bacon growing on that bamboo.”
What?
Li Tiezhu looked up, and sure enough, there was a piece of bacon hanging on the bamboo five or six metres above the ground, and it was quite fat!
The accompanying staff and cameramen all laughed, Li Tiezhu’s hometowns, they were really good to him.
Walked a little further, the produce is even richer.
Good guy!
There was a chicken nest in the bamboo forest, and there were twenty eggs in the nest, and next to it was an old hen that had accidentally tied its feet with grass blades, well, tied with a dead knot.
On a barren hillside, amidst the weeds, grew a dozen or so green cabbages.
A small, palm-sized slab of rock under a cliff accidentally crushed a hare that looked very much like a domestic rabbit.
The most outrageous thing was that in the small cesspit a metre square under the stone wall of the spring, there were three big fat grass carp, the smallest of which weighed three pounds.
Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: “Your hometown is really rich in produce!”
Li Tiezhu covered his face, “It must be the villagers who did this, afraid I’ll starve to death? It’s also too clumsy, right?”
Zhao Liya: “I feel favoured and insulted.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Just like I was highly humiliated when I saw someone bring a nail clipper.”
Zhao Liya: “How was I to know that the crew, this time, let themselves bring tools again?”
Li Tiezhu: “Go back, it’s time for lunch.”
Nie Yao pulled out his mobile phone and saw that it was twelve o’clock, and his stomach was indeed hungry, but could just a little mushroom fill him up?
Soon, they returned to the cliff.
The programme team also took the “auspicious” mushrooms that grew in the bamboo forest to the village chief and asked him to return them to the villagers, but of course, the villagers refused to admit it, and the village chief forcibly sent them back.
Then, the village chief himself carried a hoe to the bamboo forest digging, dug out dozens of pounds of rice carried away.
Shue also came and limped down a small hole in the cliff and pulled out several bags of hot pot base to go back.
Pop-up:
“The villagers are really cute too!”
“Hanging bacon on a tree, it’s also a thought!”
“Just outrageous, are those three fish cultivators? What are they eating in such a small place?”
“This is testing the IQ of the programme team ……”
“Pfft ……”
“These villagers are nerdy and fun.”
“Brother Shue is the most reliable, hot pot base ah.”
“The village chief himself buried the grain, hahahaha ……”
“I have to say, the village chief has the highest IQ, pff~”
On the cliff, director Wang Zhengyu said to the trio, “This season’s programme adopts a point system, you can use the points each other tools and food, come, show them.”
A large board was carried over.
Various items were written on it, with explicit prices, such as:
Coke 3 points, lighter 10 points, pork 2 points 1 catty, beef and lamb 4 points 1 catty, rice 1 point 1 catty, flour 1 point 1 catty, rechargeable treasure 1 point 1 ……
So you don’t collect mobile phones this time, just to sell charging treasures?
Wang Zhengyu is really more b*tchy than Sun Heehee.
Nie Yao: “How do we earn points?”
Wang Zhengyu: “The programme team will release fixed tasks every day, and you’ll get the corresponding points for completing them, in addition, there are optional tasks.”
Zhao Liya said, “Hurry up and post the tasks, I’m hungry.”
Wang Zhengyu: “There are a total of two fixed tasks today. One, build a fire for 2 points. Two, build a shelter 4 points.”
Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, “Didn’t say so earlier! Just this?”
Nie Yao: “You don’t really think you can make a fire with a must-have condom, do you?”
Zhao Liya was inconvenient for the discussion, hiding far away and stretching her ears to listen.
Li Tiezhu casually pulled out a condom: “You’ll know later, Brother Yao, you and Ya Ya go down to the pine forest below to pick up pine needles and dry twigs and come back, I’ll go to the bamboo forest to fill it with water.”
The three of them acted in turn.
Li Tiezhu went to the spring cesspit below the cliff and filled a set of water, and also cut two pieces of dried bamboo shoot shells by hand, this stuff is more flammable than pine needles.
When he came back, Li Tiezhu rolled the set round and shone it at the bamboo shoot shells, adjusting the angle perfectly.
Luckily, the sun was quite big today.
By the time Nie Yao and Zhao Liya came back with the firewood, the fire was already burning.
