Zhao Liya was stunned, but was too embarrassed to ask, on the show, not in private.
Nie Yao said, “Is it really a fire made with a must-have condom?”
Li Tiezhu threw the water balloon to Nie Yao and didn’t answer, he took the firewood and started to run the fire to make it burn a little brighter, but not too big to waste the firewood.
Nie Yao was curious for a moment and couldn’t help but play with it, and it could really damn well gather light hey!
……
A month later, the live pop-up screen took off in place:
“Wuhu ~ touched! Pfft ……”
“Must be pregnant condom really is a god weapon on earth.”
“It’s just the convex lens principle.”
“Li Tiezhu: I never follow common sense!”
“If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I would have spat the sh*t out of Serious Brother.”
“Seriously, I just went to try it out, I’m at the Public Security Bureau, well, the WiFi is pretty fast here.”
“May I ask if it’s okay to use it?”
“Haha, Nie Yao is starting to play too, uncle, where’s your reserve?”
“Another iconoclast has been led astray by Li Tiezhu.”
“I think back in the day, my brother Yao was also a little fresh meat ……”
“And it turned out to be ruined on Must Pregnancy Condom?”
“Huh~ there’s ambiguity!”
As for Austin and his brothers, who were far away in Rice, they were also watching the live broadcast, well, they downloaded a Penguin video, and now that Chinese was mostly known to them, language was not a barrier.
When seeing this scene, Odin pondered, to the end of the world, I’m afraid that making fire will also become difficult, plus, the great Aien Pella’s words, must be pregnant sets wonderful use a lot.
Aien Pera is never wrong, and this show is a …… sermon for Aien Pera to teach.
It was last season, and it’s the same this season.
So, sleepy dragon Odin said to his men, “Allocate a portion of the money from the money bank and tunnelling a large number of must pregnant condoms.”
One bloke said, “Camilla’s not back yet, there’s no rush, is there?”
Another said, “Besides, she has to recuperate from her injuries, I’m afraid she won’t be able to use it for a while!”
Odin said angrily, “Stupid! The condom is a combat material, have you watched the programme for nothing? What did Aien Pella teach us? It’s really disappointing, what does this have to do with Baby Phoenix? He, no, she’s a brother to us all, and she still uses that stuff?”
The crowd folded, and the reasoning went something like this.
Odin reminisced about his good brother Camilla, who was far away in Thailand, and then asked, “What about our armoured unit in Mexco?”
A henchman replied, “The tank corps formed by the security company, a total of eighty-two tanks and thirty-odd armoured vehicles, have successfully completed their initial training, and since the recruits are all veterans, they have already formed a fighting force, and are now a force that the Mexco readers are competing to hire. In a few years, I’m sure it will double.”
Ortin frowned, “It may not be that long, true to the words of the great Aien Pella, the beginning of the end may have been the virus, followed by the mutated zombies ……”
A short, boozy man said, “Our training base in Freerick City has had multiple cases of pneumonia lately, like an e-cigarette disease, but the hospitals can’t detect it. The neighbourhood is also mostly infected, so I’d suggest closing that training base for now and quarantining the people involved.”
Without much thought, Odin nodded in agreement.
Then, they continued to watch Ayn Peera’s “sermon show” …… “Fark Primitive” Season 2 Episode 1 with a devout heart.
……
The programme prompted, “The task of building a fire is complete, 2 points earned.”
A staff member handed two marbles to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu took care of the fire first, then waved his hand, “Waiter, order!”
The programme team then brought up that big board again.
Li Tiezhu discussed with Nie Yao and Zhao Liya and said, “Half a catty of pork, one catty of rice.”
Soon, they exchanged their marbles for the desired ingredients.
Li Tiezhu pointed at the board that was being removed and said, “How come there’s no salt on this?”
It was true that there was no salt; there was MSG, soy sauce, and consuming oil.
Wang Zhengyu secretly said that he had lost his mind, “Turn around and make up for it ……”
Li Tiezhu: “No chance! Hey hey hey! Let’s talk about it Wang A-fang. Hey hey hey ……”
This is a skill learnt from Huang Sanshi, the skill is only valid for Wang Jiafang, referred to as Wang Jiafang Bug Challenge Technique. By picking out his loopholes, he could force him to make certain compromises.
Wang Zhengyu has a word card …… Fang Dirty (Panic) on his face.
Li Tiezhu said, “Even salt, how do you become a director? Also the old variety planner, HE!TUI~ you just say what to do!”
Nie Yao was stunned, it can still be like this?
Zhao Liya helped out, “Oh Exempt Primitive has excellent word of mouth, the first season was a global hit, it won’t smash your hands, will it? Tsk tsk …… It’s only the first instalment and it’s such a scandal!”
Wang Zhengyu raised his hand, “Alright! I’ll send you a bag of salt.”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you looking down on us? Do we lack a bag of salt from you? Lack! But we are concerned about the quality of this programme, and the professionalism of the crew!”
Wang Zhengyu gritted his teeth, “One bag of salt plus two sausages, no more, or I’ll flip ah!”
Zhao Liya: “You’re still flipping out, you’re good for it ……”
Li Tiezhu pulled him: “Well. Wang Jiafang eats softly but not hard, next time pit him.”
Thus, Li Tiezhu’s three people harvested two more sausages.
Wang Zhengyu also let people make up the salt on the board and called for 100 points.
Inappropriate people.
Pop-up:
“This is a bit of Huang Laoxie’s style.”
“Just kidding, Li Tiezhu Mushroom House One!”
“Compared to last season, this season only has an enhanced version of Mushroom House.”
“Last season was too hard.”
“Just kidding, Li Tiezhu’s hometown is a magical place with abundant produce and bacon growing on bamboo joints!”
“Li Tiezhu is really well liked in his hometown.”
“Rural people are just plain.”
“Crap! Wang Jiafang is a good dog!”
“100 points? Seriously? Excessive.”
On this side, Li Tiezhu explained the skills of building an earth stove, and went to the cliff side to pick a few earth bricks and came back, so that Zhao Liya and Nie Yao could build the stove, while he himself went to the bamboo forest with an axe and a cleaver.
Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu came back, taking three bamboo bowls, two bamboo tubes of water, several pairs of bamboo chopsticks, a bamboo spatula, and …… a bamboo soup spoon.
By the way, it also cleaned the mushrooms.
And these two were smoked to seven dizziness, but have not yet built a good earthen stove.
Li Tiezhu did not say anything, city people are like this, low-eyed.
He took over the work, a minute to get it done, sitting on the iron pot, half fat half lean pork chopped into pieces to put the pan frying, and then into the mushrooms stir fry, add salt, add water, and then add rice, small fire smothered rice.
Mushroom fried pork stew rice, especially fragrant.
The time is coming to one o’clock.
On the ridge to the east of Lion Cliff, there is a row of villagers squatting, one by one holding a big bucket bowl or porcelain basin with oily rice. These guys were eating while mocking Li Tiezhu’s three people, their laughter was too wild.
Yes, ridicule, barefaced ridicule.
It is one thing for them to like Li Tiezhu, it is another thing to mock them, ha, you Tiezhu also have today?
The villagers did not hide their emotions, too simple.
There is also a squatting in the corner of a paddy field, while sh*tting and eating the loudest laugh, the bystanders are oblivious to the strange.
The village chief is also on the ridge, with his three children, one of whom he beat up and cried, because that child was skipping school to come back to see Li Tiezhu, along with the twins who are crying and eating.
The programme team gave them an occasional shot and didn’t dare to film much.
Let’s put it this way, compared to Li Tiezhu’s three people who are having a picnic, those dozens of people on the ridge are more like primitive people.
Shue is different, the whole village is eating, he doesn t have …… the noodles he eats.
Therefore, he previously gave Li Tiezhu said his daughter-in-law cooking bacon at home, are coaxing the ghost words, his family can afford to eat bacon before the ghost, are poor out of maggots.
Brother Shue walked directly over with a face basin filled with noodles, and because of his unassuming temperament, the programme staff didn’t dare to stop him.
The guy was walking in a flamboyant manner, turned a corner and went to Li Demin’s early pea field and pinched a small handful of pea tips and threw them into his basin, stirring and stirring, and then sucked a mouthful of them. Then, he changed a tricky angle, jumped down a few dirt cans towards the three “primitives”.
Wang Zhengyu finally couldn’t help himself and asked: “This old township, what do you want?”
Shugo didn’t care about him: “Go away, go away, I’m looking for my family column son swinging Ha Longmen Zhen, haven’t seen him for years, miss him very much.”
Li Tiezhu surprised to welcome up, tree brother is ten miles eight villages near and far known retarded, than Li Tiezhu more retarded kind, even the programme team have heard of his name, do not dare to mess with him.
If Brother Shue can personally send me some food, will the programme team dare to care?
“Brother Shu! What brings you here?”
“Ah, I’m here to be on ha TV, yay! By the way, I’ll bring you some food.”
Brother Shue pampered himself and even smoothed out his chicken nest hairstyle.
Li Tiezhu looked at the clear noodles in his basin and a pile of raw pea tips without any interest.
“Brother Shue, eat by yourself, we have food.”
“Hi! Being polite with me? You say you’re still polite with me mai? My drops are your drops, your drops are still your drops. Come on, get it up!”
As soon as Shue reached out, he pulled out …… a small puppy from his dirty suit pocket.
“Woof woof~”
Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded and hurriedly caught it.
“How does this make?”
Li Tiezhu is really confused ah, together, the old man himself are not enough to eat, but also to raise one more right? On this little milk dog’s food quantity, not smaller than Zhao Liya ah!
Li Tie Shu bossy smile: “You are welcome! You and I two robes family, hard to le …… eat while hot, meat tender, I just stole from your second grandpa’s house.”
Well!
The original is the pup of rhubarb.
Li Tiezhu cried and laughed: “Thanks.”
Shugo waved his hand, sucked on the noodles, and circled around Zhao Liya to see how pretty it was. Then, he was dragged away by the village chief twisting his ears and was subjected to the most vicious curse spells.
However, the little dog stayed behind.
Nie Yao came over to pet the dog, “It looks quite tasty.”
Then, the little puppy sipped on his finger.
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not weaned yet.”
Nie Yao sighed: “Let’s raise it first, can it really eat it? That whatsoever Shugo, Laozi believe you drop evil, dog said Laoci mixed (meddling) ……”
That’s right, Uncle Nie Yao was so angry that his hometown dialect came out.
Zhao Liya, however, loved the dog and held it in her arms to placate it, “Hey? Meeting it on our first day here means it’s destiny, let’s keep it? First of all, we need to pick a name! Today is really difficult ah, to take a meaningful name ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Let’s call it Must Pregnant Condom.”
Nie Yao: “Pfft …… you damn ghost hit Hu ……”
Zhao Liya also blushed: “I’ll take the name well, it’s called …… oh exempt! Hahaha! It’s called Oh Kui, and the three of us are primitives, just right!”
