Li Tiezhu: “I think it can be called Leonardo ……”
Nie Yao: “Alright, let’s call it Oh Kuan! Li Tiezhu stop talking, I’ll turn on a hotspot for you, go play with your mobile phone.”
Li Tiezhu had to give up, took the knife and went to the wasteland by the cliff, got some old tea tree leaves and mugwort, tea tree leaves are old, but after frying and drying them to make herbal tea is also very good to drink, and mugwort can repel mosquitoes.
Another half a child, Li Tiezhu back, the three of them to open dinner.
Pork and mushroom casserole is really quite fragrant, but the weather is hot, a little difficult to swallow.
Li Tiezhu was fine, ate three bamboo bowls in one breath, Nie Yao also ate two bowls. Zhao Liya ate two or three bites, but not as much as Oh Exempt, I guess the weather is too hot fast heat stroke.
Then, Li Tiezhu wash pot fried tea, boiled a pot of tea, loaded into three bamboo tube, take to the spring inside the bubble cooling. The temperature of the spring water is very low, basically no more than ten degrees, and is flowing.
When the temperature of the tea drops, Li Tiezhu takes it back and distributes it to Nie Yao and Zhao Liya, and also very thoughtfully makes a straw for Zhao Liya with a small bamboo.
The afternoon sun poisoned up.
Coming to a shade to drink tea, the three people began to discuss the issue of building a shelter, everything is difficult at the beginning ah.
Zhao Liya drank the tea and slowed down, “Last year’s Primitive House, the very beginning was just a shed, we can also do it in the afternoon.”
Nie Yao also watched the programme, “No, we don’t have the tools to dig.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Last year was too hasty and there were not enough raw materials, this year we can do a better one.”
Zhao Liya felt that last year was pretty good.
Nie Yao: “Build a house directly?”
Li Tiezhu pointed to the bamboo forest below and said, “This year we have a lot of bamboo, it’s much more convenient. Brother Yao, I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a duck catcher when you were a kid.”
Nie Yao thought for a moment, “Are you talking about the kind that drove hundreds of ducks around to release the ducks every year after the rice harvest? The kind of small houses that they pick and go?”
Li Tiezhu nodded, “That one would be easy, as long as there’s enough bamboo you can make it.”
Nie Yao: “It’s not bad, it can shelter from the wind and rain, is it too late? With three of us, we need at least two mobile huts.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t worry, I’m here.”
Zhao Liya was completely clueless, she didn’t even know what a mobile hut looked like, what came to her mind were the mobile boarding houses at construction sites.
Pop-up:
“Duck catchers? Li Tiezhu didn’t say I forgot ……”
“When I was a child in my hometown, there were duck catchers every year, and the children roamed the mountains to help him pick up duck eggs, and he gave us candy to eat.”
“The duck catcher’s hut was really cool.”
“Isn’t that one hard?”
“It’s hard for ordinary people, but Li Tiezhu is not an ordinary person.”
“What are you guys talking about?”
“Never seen ……”
“Ha, Li Tiezhu makes five or six duck catcher huts, so he doesn’t have to repair the house this season?”
“In the wilderness, you can always trust Brother Serious.”
“Nie Yao works quite well too.”
“Ya Ya really can’t do anything, even though I’m a fan of her ……”
“Oh exclusion also can’t do anything.”
“No! Oh open than YaYa will eat.”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ……”
Finally, the division of labour was clear. Zhao Liya was responsible for taking care of Oh Kua, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao did the hut.
Zhao Liya: “I’m not very good at taking care of small animals, what if it dies?”
Nie Yao: “Then eat it, it doesn’t cost anything, how nice.”
Zhao Liya: “Then I’ll take care of it oh exempt ……”
These two men are really too greedy oh open, she can see, if not in the way of the programme influence, they only fear that they will not raise oh open at all, the same as the tree brother’s idea …… plain.
Li Tiezhu first took Nie Yao and Zhao Liya to the cliff side of the, this is where he got bricks to build a stove before.
“This used to be an earthen kiln where tiles and pickle altars were burned.”
Li Tiezhu plucked the waist-deep weeds and tripped in to find the old site of the earthen kiln, the kiln was a hemispherical shape, about three metres in diameter, with a one metre diameter round hole in the dome above.
After many years of abandonment, the kiln has collapsed in some places, but it can be restored with some repairs.
Nie Yao: “Eh! This place is a natural house ah, we can build our first shelter here.”
Li Tiezhu said in his heart, who knows if it will collapse in the middle of the night, and the bricks will fall down and smash people to death.
But he also did not say anything, said to Wang Zhengyu: “Director you see, we put the ready-made house do not use, choose to repair themselves, but also a breath to make three mobile huts, the price is not to mention a little?”
Wang Zhengyu also didn’t know that the kiln was dangerous, not to mention what the duck catcher hut looked like, felt that Li Tiezhu had a point, so he said, “OK, up to 5 points.”
Li Tiezhu hit the snake with a stick: “Good! And this earthen kiln, if I transform it to make pottery, it’s not against the law, right?”
Wang Zhengyu: “No violation.”
“Then fixing the earthen kiln should also be rewarded with points?”
“This ……”
“Think about it, having an earthen kiln means that primitive man has transitioned from the Stone Age to the Pottery Age, this is the progress of civilisation ah ……”
“3 points.”
“Deal.”
Negotiate the price and start working.
Li Tiezhu prepared to place the shelter on the south side of the cliff of the mill cliff, near the bamboo forest, directly above the spring cesspool, convenient to get water.
The reason why it is not placed in the bamboo forest is because the bamboo forest is too humid, there are many snakes, insects, rats and ants, and the shade and light are not good.
Choose a good site, Li Tiezhu took Yao, Zhao Liya and oh exempt, took a burning pine torch, extinguished the fire to go to the bamboo forest.
Safety is important.
Autumn season, put the old home a fire, that can be …… really fire.
Duck catchers hut rather than a hut, rather than a bed that can be carried around, look at the shape like half a wheel.
Hut structure is very simple, the following is a two-metre long and one-metre wide bed frame, covered with a bamboo hitch as a bed board, and then the upper door to lay hay and mat, the top is a domed dome, the back side of the bamboo hitch is fixed to seal, the front is a removable type.
Zhao Liya was responsible for tending the fire and collecting the green bamboo leaves.
Nie Yao used an axe to chop the bamboo, pick the boughs, truncate the bamboo, and slice it into bamboo strips and other preliminary work according to Li Tiezhu’s needs.
Li Tiezhu used a chopper to finely process the bamboo to make the bed frame skeleton first.
Nie Yao suddenly said, “That’s not right! Tie Zhu, we don’t have nails!”
Li Tiezhu: “Right.”
“How can we do it without nails?”
“What kind of nails do you need to do gabion work?”
“Oh, right, you need nails for wood work.”
“Carpenters don’t need nails either, those who need nails are not up to par. In my hometown, ‘nail carpenter’ is a curse word.”
“Er ……”
You cowhide okay?
Nie Yao was just thinking about how the bed frame needed to be made into legs, as well as frame fixing, and subconsciously felt that it couldn’t be fixed without nails.
Then, he saw Li Tiezhu cut two curved notches in two bottle-thick bamboos, with only one-third of the bamboos still attached.
Then, after placing it on the fire for a while and bending it to ninety degrees, the arcs turned into a square circle, which just happened to be stuck to the other bamboo that served as a crossbeam.
Two bamboo are open wedge mouth, three bamboo wedges whacked in, then fixed.
Very quickly, Li Tiezhu made the main frame, two metres long and one metre wide, the bed frame was ready, and there were six horizontal pillars in the middle.
Nie Yao went over and fiddled with it, it was very solid.
After that it was simple, two four-metre long bamboo strips were burnt with fire, bent into a semi-circle, inserted into the pre-made openings in the legs of the bed, and then tied tightly with bamboo gimlets ……
Nie Yao and Zhao Liya both looked dumbfounded, it’s only been less than half an hour, right? It’s only been less than half an hour, right?
Nie Yao: “Tie Zhu, you’re so versatile!”
Zhao Liya also exclaimed, “Silly pillar, your dad is amazing!”
On the cliff, the villagers not only didn’t disperse, but instead gathered more and more, squatting on the edge of the cliff to watch the fun, which should become the norm for this season of Primitive.
The programme team reminded them to pay attention to safety they didn’t give a damn, the villagers who came were all fifty years old and up or fifteen years old and below, they were all unruly people.
This section of the cliff is not high, only more than ten metres.
The young people in the village have all gone out to work, except for Shu.
The villagers were cheeky and talkative:
“Tiezhu, you’re getting back in the game, you’re making a bed frame for a long time.”
“Uncle, help me make a sword out of bamboo.”
“Eunuch, I want a bow to shoot the sun.”
“Little Uncle, help me make a basket for collecting dog sh*t, you know, I can’t do gabion work.”
“And give him a clip for picking up dog sh*t.”
Zhao Liya’s whole body is bad, picking up dog sh*t for what? Is there a sanitation worker in the village?
Li Tiezhu will be a piece of bamboo strips burned and bent into a clip, but also in the tip of the clip inside the knife carved a few non-slip teeth, with a rope tied tightly fixed, and then, threw it to the old man who shouted at his little uncle’s popping smoke.
“First give you the whole clip, quickly go to pick up dog sh*t, surrounded to the old man to do what? Have nothing to do Mai?”
A burst of laughter came from above, on seniority Li Tiezhu called the old man is completely fine.
Li Tieshu crutches, in the upper face Li Tiezhu shouted: “You see the wild boar? Always feel unsafe.”
Li Tiezhu ignored him and continued to do the hut.
Brother Shue went, “Don’t worry, brother won’t make it difficult for you!”
Shugo’s talent in the city can not be used, two years ago, it is difficult to mix into a pyramid scheme, but also be disliked too stupid brain too much to eat to drive out, construction site work can not understand let alone into the factory.
Under no circumstances, Li Tie Shu can only go home to continue their own farming business.
In his hometown, Brother Shue is also a personage.
One hour later.
The three bed frames were ready, and Li Tiezhu started weaving the roof of the shed, which was a very rough bamboo mesh.
Nie Yao used thin bamboo gabions to fix the bamboo net to the roof, Zhao Liya went to spread a thick layer of green bamboo leaves, Nie Yao then pressed a layer of bamboo net on top, the roof was done.
If it’s not a rainstorm, it won’t leak.
Zhao Liya’s hand has been cut out by the bamboo gabion with two small cuts, but she is still insisting, although she is delicate, but she is not afraid of suffering.
Li Tiezhu went to get some wild herbs and squeezed out the pulp and coated her wounds.
At this time ……
Rumble!
A loud bang scared everyone.
Two old men fell off the cliff, but they were used to it and grabbed the weeds and climbed back up.
Zhao Liya was so scared that she grabbed Li Tiezhu’s arm.
Nie Yao: “What …… is that sound?”
The director’s team was also confused.
On the cliff, the village chief knocked on his tobacco stick and cursed, “Dog-damned Li Tiezhu! That Wen Sang must have taken the detonator to blow up the wild boar, go a few people, arrest that bast*rd.”
The villagers smelled the wind and moved.
The village chief took out his mobile phone and started dialling the demon spirit.
