Shue was carried back with a broken arm.
It is said that the distance is too close, and the sound of the detonator explosion shook Shugo and rolled down the hillside.
Villagers have gathered around …… to see the fun.
Shugo sitting in a large basket, two villagers with a flat stretcher to carry him. Li Tie Shu full of mud, hanging a broken hand and a broken leg, mouth still holding a cigarette, cloudy and light.
Other than that, the tree brother’s psychological quality that is first-class good.
See Li Tiezhu three people also came, tree brother a wave: “Stop aha! I’ll have a word with Zhu’er.”
Li Tiezhu’s expression was tangled: “Brother Shue …… is not so bad.”
Shugo broken half of the incisor, the perfect card main cigarette, talking about the smoke does not fall: “Wild boars were scared away by me, towards the foot of the mountain run, it is estimated that ten days and a half months is not dare to come back, you can rest assured that the performance of the TV cluck. Waiting for me to put out, and then go to a whole fire …….”
Li Tiezhu: “No need, no need ……”
Tree: “Outside the tree brother’s limited ability to help you, but back here, brother cover you!”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
“Go! Don’t let the Public Security Bureau wait long.”
Brother Shue waved his hand and let the villagers carry him away in the direction of the village committee.
The sound of sirens came from over there.
Crooked Erla Crooked Erla ……
Brother Shue, who was just released yesterday, went in again and reportedly copied half a catty of gunpowder and six detonators from his house.
Li Tiezhu is speechless, what the hell is this?
Laozi came back to record a programme, and the play was robbed by Brother Shue! He was also slightly touched, but ……
Zhao Liya said venomously, “Brother Shue really loves you.”
Nie Yao couldn’t help but laugh out loud, “Pfft~uh! I kinda admire him, but, again, I feel like something’s wrong ……”
What’s wrong?
Of course it’s wrong!
Brain circuits are wrong, IQ is very problematic ah.
Even Wang Zhengyu was full of praise, “Damn! Talent ah!”
Pop-up screen:
“This is a master, this is a master ……”
“Brother Shue is so damn powerful!”
“Holy sh*t, detonators blowing up pigs?”
“How do you think?”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Brother Shue got caught again, why did I say again? Hey!”
“Laughing out loud at pigs in the middle of the night.”
“Shhh! Watch out for Brother Shue coming to blow up your house with a detonator!”
“Crap! Fear ……”
“I have a premonition that this Brother Shue is going to be hot!”
“Brother Shue’s temperament is so damn ethereal.”
“Why do I feel that everyone in this village is weird ……”
“It doesn’t feel normal!”
“Right, right, right ……”
“It can’t be an act, right?”
“Acting? With such awesome acting skills, who still farms?”
“At a glance, you haven’t been in the countryside, the real countryside is full of this kind of people, all uneducated.”
“And each village has and only has one Shugo.”
“Haha …… Right, right, right! There’s one in my hometown too.”
Brother Shue just left without taking a cloud with him.
When his one-eyed mother-in-law heard about this, she was rubbing mahjong with a group of damsels, and because she held her breath for the whole big three times, she regrettably couldn’t go to see her off.
Li Tiezhu turned off the mike, said to the village chief: “Where did he get the detonator?”
Village chief: “Estimated to be in the head of the coal mine to steal back, he has no money every two or three months, go to the coal mine to do ten days and a half months.”
Li Tiezhu: “You find someone to send him to get his hands and feet healed, and then buy some supplements, I will pay for it.”
The village chief nodded.
Li Tiezhu came back to continue recording the programme.
[Ding! Host is happy to help others, gained 7 points of decent value, current value of 100 points of a decent book, can each other 10,000 points of achievement value.]
“Err ……”
Li Tiezhu didn’t even know what to say.
I didn’t expect that in the end, it was on my tree brother that I earned this 10000 points of achievement value, I f*cking thank you!
[Ding! Automatically redeem the value, the host obtains 10,000 points of additional achievement value, the total achievement value is 103,764 points, the ultimate task is completed, the host obtains the “All-round Superstar” medal.
[Rewarded with 250 points of intelligence, advanced fighting skills, and advanced personal charisma.]
Well, it smells really f*cking good!
Li Tiezhu is no longer afraid of gouging the serious value, thanks to Brother Shue, turn back to help Brother Shue to find a serious job.
Current Intelligence Value: 99 points. (Upper limit 119 points)
Remaining Intelligence Value: 276 points.
Music Achievement: 48,371 points.
Variety Achievements: 25354 points.
Film and TV Achievements: 20039 points.
Decent Achievements: 10,000 points.
Jitterbug Fans: 169,320,000.
Cat Domestication Degree: 100%.
Possessed Abilities: Mind Damage Skill (Passive), Absolute Tone Sense, Advanced Singing Skill, Advanced Acting Skill, Advanced Arranging Skill, Advanced Fighting Skill, Advanced Personal Charisma
Possessed Items: Lucky Yellow Rubber Shoes (Lucky +9), European Emperor Armband (Lucky +12)
It didn’t take long for Li Tiezhu to thoroughly make the three huts and carry them to the favoured spot on the cliff with Yao.
Gained 5 points.
It was still early in the day, Li Tiezhu spent 1 point to buy two pounds of sweet potatoes, partially used to make bait, made some simple traps, and planted them in the cracks of the cliffs and the grass in the lower bay.
This is very common in the countryside, and the children will get it.
The next day, Li Tiezhu really in the gap under the cliff, found a bamboo stick poked dead mountain mouse, other traps are not harvested, and continue to put it.
When Li Tiezhu went back with the rat, Nie Yao was brushing her teeth and squatted down to see it with great interest.
Zhao Liya went to the director’s caravan to wash up and returned, and almost threw up when she saw the mountain rat.
However, it was Zhao Liya who ate the most meat from the mountain rat roasted with autumn bamboo shoots at noon because it was really fragrant. Although the mountain rat is much larger than the house mouse, but also limited, not much meat, both men let Zhao Liya, who didn’t eat well yesterday and didn’t sleep well last night, eat some more.
Last night, the three men all slept inside their respective small bamboo huts, because the mats were too roughly woven, sleeping wasn’t very comfortable, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao were okay, but Zhao Liya was a bit overwhelmed.
On this day, the task issued by the programme team was to build a kitchen and make water tools, which was quite humane.
In a morning’s time, they made a simple kitchen, and used bamboo tubes and the rope Nie Yao brought to make water fetching pulleys, so that they could directly dangle the bamboo tubes from the cliffs, and then they could bring up water in the spring cesspool, which was a lot more convenient.
And, they also got 8 points.
In the afternoon they made a five-metre-long staircase out of bamboo and built a ten-metre-square bamboo hut to cover the three small bamboo huts, but didn’t make any walls, just dug drainage ditches around the bamboo hut.
On the third day, they finally made the walls of the bamboo hut, and inside, they also put rough mats on the floor, and, Li Tiezhu restored the earthen kiln with clay.
The first period of “Oh Exempt Primitive Man” ended, and the next period, that is, from the fourth day onwards, the guests will come.
This season was all operated by Wang Zhengyu, and Li Tiezhu didn’t even know who the guests were coming.
It rained that night, but it didn’t affect the three people’s rest, the waterproof effect of the bamboo shed was very good.
At seven o’clock in the morning, Li Tiezhu went out to inspect the traps he had placed again, but someone came to knock on the bamboo door of the Primitive Man’s House, knocking still very hard.
Knock knock ……
Nie Yao, who had been brushing his jitterbugs all night, climbed up dizzily: ”Who is it? A guest of honour early in the morning?”
As soon as he opened the door, Nie Yao was startled: “You, how did you …… let it out?”
That’s right, the visitor is exactly my tree brother.
Brother Shue’s left arm and right leg are in thick plaster, and he has a happy face on his crutches.
He habitually dangled a cigarette, but did not point, let it stuck in the open teeth, and probed towards the inside: “Pillar mumble?”
Nie Yao stopped at the door, afraid that he scared Zhao Liya.
“Not in, should go out. What are you doing here?”
“To give you something.”
“An?”
“This! I bought the drops in town and lent them to you guys.”
Brother Shu fished an old-fashioned lock out of his pocket and handed it to Nie Yao with a simple smile.
Nie Yao subconsciously took it, thinking, “What kind of lock do we need in this sh*tty house? However, this Brother Shue really loves Li Tiezhu!
Brother Shue grinned, “Remember to return it to me when you leave.”
With that, he lifted up his trouser leg, and at the ankle of his left leg, which was still intact, was an electronic shackle.
Nie Yao exclaimed, “Nice guy!”
This poor countryside is full of such high-tech stuff?
He didn’t know that this was specially approved by the county for the town police station.
Li Tieshu did commit a crime, and according to the law, he was going to jail, however, this bast*rd had a certificate of intellectual disability, 100% real documents. Furthermore, he has two fractures in his body, it is not appropriate to really lock up, in case there is anything wrong …… can not afford to be responsible!
So, the police station issued him a specially approved electronic shackle, so that he is not allowed to leave home for more than a mile, once the alarm rings, the village chief will go to beat him.
Shue doesn’t know much about it, but he does have an idea: “High-tech! The Public Security Bureau said that this thing is more than eight thousand a, lend me to wear le.”
Nie Yao has a constipated expression, “……”
Shue is a little impatient, this guy is not as smart as Zhu’er: “Lock! After the use of return to me, I put the feet of this high-tech lock up, they do not give me money, will not return to them, hey! More than eight thousand, I shouted them out eight hundred no problem well ……”
Nie Yao: “Brother Shue is really smart!”
Shugo looked around for a while and hopped away on his crutches, slightly disappointed.
Nie Yao smiled bitterly as he watched Shugo hop away.
Later, when interviewed by the programme team, Nie Yao couldn’t even hold back her laughter, forcing her face to collapse and say:
“I …… I’m really not laughing at Brother Shue, I quite admire him! Hehehe …… uttered! What’s that, Brother Shu always does some unthinkable things, but he …… is very kind, especially to Tie Zhu. Tsk …… I don’t know what to say …… Anyway, Brother Shu is really not easy, no one in the whole village seems to treat him well, but he doesn’t hate anyone.”
The pop-ups were teasing as usual, but some people started to feel sorry for Brother Shue.
“Brother Shue may be silly, but he’s a good person.”
“Silly and cute.”
“Also a poor man!”
“Brother Shue treats Tie Zhu as a friend, but Tie Zhu seems to ……”
Half an hour later, Li Tie Shu had already walked out three hundred metres when he bumped into a scantily clad city dweller leading a donkey.
Seeing that the other party was badly injured, Chen Chi-Chi decisively gave way to the side of the road.
Shue also gave way, sitting on the ridge by the roadside, holding his legs on the electronic shackles haha, take the sleeve to wipe up.
Chen Chi-Chi’s eyes are jumping out, hurriedly passed, quietly said to the staff:
“The Li Family Village is worthy of being a treasure place that spawned a god like Li Tiezhu, it is really a crouching tiger and hidden dragon! Long acquaintance ……”
