Li Tie Shu stole something?
This is impossible!
Li Tiezhu’s first reaction was that even if Shue stole something, he could not possibly steal Laozi’s things, and besides, there was nothing worth stealing even if he came to record the song “Oh Exempt Primitive”.
Dropping the wine glass, the three immediately ran out.
When they arrived at the House of Mushroom House, Shugo was being slapped and snapped by the village chief, and several bottles of cosmetics and face masks were scattered on the ground.
Borrowing the light of the torch, Li Tiezhu saw that those cosmetics were Ou Milk Ya, Estée Nandé, and Hakushu …… were all fakes, or counterfeits.
Li Tiezhu squeezed out a few villagers and walked in, “What’s going on?”
The village chief pointed to Shugo’s nose: “Let this this foetus god say it himself! Motherf*cker, stealing to Tiezhu here? He’s a disgrace to his ancestors!”
Li Tie Shu stalked his neck, red face, was beaten, did not say a word, open teeth are still stuck on a cigarette, also broken.
Li Tiezhu said, “What did he steal?”
Village chief pointed to the ground: “These bottles and cans, called what perfume? Oh, yes, cosmetics, it is from you this bamboo shed head stolen well, that beautiful girl child. Three children saw him in this side of the thief head, we came to catch him, he still does not admit …… mum yo! The hand shaking to the old man hit the pain.”
San Waer: “Uncle Tiezhu, when I led the sheep back, I saw him enter your house.”
Li Tiezhu frowned Avray, the things on the ground are fake, obviously not Zhao Liya’s, but what did he enter the house? Associated with Zhao Liya’s comment that Li Tie Shu looked at her in the wrong way, Li Tie Zhu also couldn’t help but be suspicious.
He asked, “Brother Shue, what the hell is going on?”
Brother Shu glanced at the village chief and didn’t dare to speak.
Fear!
Li Tiezhu let the village chief lead the villagers away and asked again, with a questioning tone.
Shugo huffed and puffed, “I didn’t steal anything, they didn’t believe me and beat me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then why did you come?”
“Those cosmetics and perfume is I call the next village to help me buy le.”
“I know those things are not Zhao Liya’s.”
“Well, columns believe me on the line.”
“Not …… I ask you into our home to do what?”
“Not doing anything.”
Li Tieshu saw that Tiezhu believed him, suddenly happy again, limping with difficulty, squatted down to pick up bottles and cans, and wiped off the mud on them, carefully.
“What are you buying cosmetics for?”
Shugo picked up the things, stood up, mysteriously came over and said, “Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary with Gua Bunny.”
Li Tiezhu suddenly drifted off, “You …… stared at Zhao Liya in the morning and asked if she was wearing makeup, just to buy a gift for your mother-in-law?”
Li Tie Shu’s marriage is the village to help introduce, the other party is a missing an eye of the second marriage of the woman, I heard that there is also a bit of what disease, but also can not do the work, all day long to play mahjong to earn the old ladies pocket money.
Shugo grinned, not too clear in the darkness: “Aang! Spent over a hundred in total! Hehehe ……”
Li Tiezhu was a bit ashamed, “I’m sorry, Brother Shue ……”
Shugo: “Aiya! What are you polite with me, take it.”
“What?”
“Good stuff.”
“Well?”
“Your donkey is not nail palm should not, the mountain road is very steep, are all stones, donkeys can not walk steadily.”
Li Tiezhu raised his hand to see, a plastic pocket containing four slightly smaller horseshoes and some square head nails. Obviously, this was also bought by Shugo’s friend, specifically for Li Tiezhu.
“Why didn’t you just say it to the village chief?”
“Can’t say, the village chief said we can’t give you anything, it will be confiscated by the people who film the TV! I quietly drop to you, you give the donkey nail is, which do not say ha. Put away put away ……”
Some sigh.
Can this be hidden?
However, Shugo went into the house probably to secretly put down the donkey’s hooves, and also for this and has not been cunning …… Of course, Shugo is also used to being bullied, and does not dare to speak.
Li Tiezhu pulled Shugo to the village chief and told the original story.
The village chief and the villagers blamed Li Tie Shu instead:
“You a disaster uncle, which shouted you sneaky le?”
“The ball Mo Mingtang ……”
“Your melon b*tch also worthy of cosmetics?”
“Ma yo, this haer …… go go go go home to watch TV.”
No one apologised.
Tree asked Li Tiezhu: “They are still filming, you said out, they will not confiscate that?”
Li Tiezhu: “They won’t confiscate it! Thanks Brother Shue, please ask Brother Shue to come and nail my donkey’s paw tomorrow.”
What can Li Tiezhu with a broken arm and leg do to help?
But Li Tiezhu has a guilty conscience, Brother Shue was beaten because of him. Of course, Shugo will not take it to heart, get used to being beaten, poor baby.
Shugo immediately happy up: “Hey! Don’t worry, Brother Shue’s handiwork is very good ……”
Then, Shugo walked away with a cigarette in his mouth gulping down smoke.
Li Tiezhu called two staff to take a torch to the tree brother lighting, by the way to send him home, this guy is also physically handicapped, all of this p*ssy still bouncing around.
Wang Zhengyu asked Li Tiezhu: “Is this broadcast?”
Li Tiezhu hesitated, broadcast it, it really does not have a good impact, do not broadcast it, it is not fair to Brother Shu.
After a while, “Director Wang, delete the footage of Brother Shue being beaten and broadcast it, Brother Shue is quite difficult.”
So, what the viewers saw was that Li Tiezhu and the others went to the camp side of the programme, Brother Shue was caught in the Primitive House, which was eventually found to be an oops, and, Brother Shue also secretly bought donkey hooves for Li Tiezhu.
Pop-up:
“This is true love!”
“Zhu’er, must be good to Brother Shue~”
“Brother Shue still has a wedding anniversary?”
“Watching him being bullied is still quite heartbreaking, obviously so kind-hearted.”
“The villagers are a bit over the top ……”
“Brother Shue is already used to it.”
“Numb, right?”
“He actually observed that the donkey didn’t nail the iron palm, so meticulous.”
“Donkeys don’t need to nail their palms, right? It’s not a horse.”
“It’s true that there aren’t many donkeys with nailed palms, but the mountains seem to be nailed.”
“Iron paws will be confiscated by the programme, right?”
“I hope not.”
In the programme, the staff lit up the camera lights, Zhao Liya had also returned, and a group of people were sitting at the entrance of the bamboo hut, discussing the way to deal with the iron palms.
According to the rules of the programme, it was not allowed to ask for things given by the villagers.
However, Li Tiezhu thought that he should go under and not make an exception.
In the end, the programme team proposed to consume 4 points, can form a practice, but all the villagers give things, want to keep, have to “spend money”, and is higher than the market price of money.
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Good!”
Nie Yao: “Good for what? What are we going to eat tomorrow? We have a total of five mouths, and one of us is a foodie.”
Eater Chen Chiqi: “How about this? I’ll propose an idea, since we can all buy horseshoes, how about we innovate another ‘product’?”
Wang Zhengyu asked vigilantly, “What tricks are you trying to pull again?”
He remembered that two years ago, when recording “hahahahaha”, it was Chen Chichihu who “abducted” Li Tiezhu with a slap on the head, and by the way, let Li Tiezhu curse a broken foot, retribution.
Chen Chi Chi habitually smile: “How do you say again? The most basic trust between people? It is well known that I am an honest person.”
Li Tiezhu: “Bah!”
Zhao Liya and Nie Yao burst out laughing at the same time, and the staff also laughed.
Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: “Hey! Wang Jiafang dislikes me even if it’s not enough, how do you …… us a gang.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, that’s not pooh-pooh first.”
Chen Chichu: “……”
Wang Zhengyu: “Quickly say, what do you think, we study it.”
Chen Chichu: “How many days have we been here? Four days right? Brother Shu has helped everyone the most, so we have to thank them, and inviting Brother Shu here tomorrow is definitely not work. Let’s treat him to a meal, hey …… right? But we only have 6 points left, what can we buy? So, I think the showrunner should add a …… takeaway to the menu, no, to the list of items, with a price tag of 6 points, how about that? How! What about! Like?!”
Nie Yao: “Good brother! I think that’s a great proposal.”
Sh*t!
Mouths are fading out of birds, of course it’s good to be able to order takeout.
Zhao Liya nodded repeatedly, “Broad to broad! Entertaining Brother Shue can’t be shabby, it’s the show’s face that’s being lost.”
She wants to eat hot pot ……
Li Tiezhu was also enlightened, b*tches are different!
He directly gave a thumbs up, “Brother Chichu, cowhide!”
Wang Jiafang: “Dismissed.”
Chen Chichu: “Dismiss your dismissal!”
Wang A-Fang: “……”
Then, Wang A-Fang muttered and discussed with the directing team, and before long, he walked back and said, “Good! We’ll accept this suggestion and add a ‘takeaway opportunity’, 6 points for one opportunity, and you guys will pay for the takeaway. Do you guys want to buy it?”
Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu, the points card was with him.
Li Tiezhu: “Buy it!”
He is not stupid, 6 points at most one meat, one vegetarian and one soup, which can be with the takeaway **? After all, there is no limit to how much you can order.
Soon, the purchase was successful.
The four guests were happy as a horse, even the oh-exempt are jumping around.
Then, Wang Zhengyu said, “To tell you an unfortunate news, this place takeaway is not delivered.”
The four people were instantly confused.
Dog ah!
Waiting for them to finish buying before saying no delivery?
Chen Chi Chi looked at Li Tie Zhu: “You can’t order takeaway here?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know, I’ve never ordered.”
“Try it!”
Zhao Liya was also anxious, my hot pot ah!!!!
Li Tiezhu looked at Nie Yao.
Nie Yao: “It’s open.”
Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and opened the takeaway APP, the nearby merchants only have a few scattered shops in the town, and they are all over ten kilometres without delivery. After all, the town in the mountains is not like the city, there are not so many takeaway operators.
Chen Chichi raised his hand, “Don’t panic! There is always a way, let me think …… Tiezhu, how far is your house from the town?”
Li Tiezhu: “More than twenty kilometres.”
Chen Chi Chi frowned: “That far? Hahaha ……”
Nie Yao: “It’s really far away, I wouldn’t send it if I were a deliveryman, I wouldn’t even send it if I added money to it, and I can’t even run a round trip by battery car.”
Zhao Liya suddenly said, “Not afraid! We have donkeys! Hee hee hee …… Let’s locate and pick a location under the mountain, no more than ten kilometres on the line, after ordering we use the donkey to hump the takeaway back.”
Chen Chi Chi: “Wow! Genius ah! YaYa you’re such a little wit, it’s settled!”
Nie Yao: “Bull!”
This time it was the turn of the director’s team to be dumbfounded, they had underestimated the intellectual explosiveness of a group of foodies.
