Zhao Liya crosses her waist and laughs, then high fives with Chen Chichi, then high fives with Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu, and even Oh Exempt is forced to do business high fives, and she looks at the donkey under the tree house …… Forget it, don t be too high profile.
Pop-up screen:
“Ya Ya good!”
“Zhao Liya this child is smart since childhood.”
“Wang Jiafang is confused, hahahaha ……”
“A Chen Chi Chi, a Zhao Liya, the director doesn’t live.”
“Didn’t you say takeout can be delivered anywhere?”
“You still really believe it?”
“A few are so greedy and panicked that they use donkeys to hump takeaways ……”
“Donkey: are you polite?”
Wang Zhengyu added: “To add, there are only two opportunities to order takeaway, you guys purchased one only one left.”
Chen Chichi laughed out loud, “Doesn’t matter! I can eat and drink well tomorrow!”
Li Tiezhu: “Who in their right mind orders takeout every day? It’s a waste of money, let’s have another ‘group build’ during the last instalment, it’s enough.”
Nie Yao: “Right! For the last instalment, we’ll treat the whole village to dinner.”
Li Tiezhu: “No way! Brother Yao, do you know how many people there are in the whole village?”
Nie Yao: “Then …… cut it out and pretend I didn’t say anything.”
Zhao Liya didn’t make a sound, connecting to Yao Yao’s hotspot to browse the menus of the less than ten restaurants the town only had, her mouth watering.
She was a true foodie, and used to ride her little speedy Ke electric car all over town looking for good food when she was in Shudu.
Cha Dianzi’s Weiwei duck brains, Shuangliu’s old mother rabbit head, Baijia fat intestines and noodles, Yulin skewers, Broad and Narrow Alley’s sad and cold noodles, Sichuan University’s garden across the door from the commune risotto, and one time she also made a surprise run to Janyang to eat a qualifying mutton soup.
Wang Zhengyu urged them to abide by the rules of the programme, but no one listened to him, and they all gathered around Zhao Liya and started discussing what to order tomorrow.
That night, Chen Chichi slept on the tree house as he wished.
The next morning, Chen Chichi climbed down from the tree house with a chicken nest hairstyle and rubbed his eyes straight.
Li Tiezhu looked at the red sun poop in the east, and took out his mobile phone to look at the time, and said: ”Brother Chichi, are you having a nightmare? Why did you wake up so early today? It’s not like your style!”
Chen Chi Chi yawned, “The donkey urine smell is too …… spicy. Recommend Li Dan to come here to experience it!”
No way, Li Tiezhu wouldn’t even invite that idiot.
Li Tiezhu: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Treehouse feng shui is damn great!
Nie Yao said, “Tie Zhu, why don’t we let all the guests stay in the tree house from now on? This will exercise them to go to bed early and get up early without delaying their work.”
Li Tiezhu nodded, “It’s still Brother Yao who’s thoughtful!”
Chen Chichi looked at Nie Yao breathlessly, “Senior, you’ve learnt from Li Tiezhu ……”
Nie Yao: “Tie Zhu has opened up my capillary chakra!”
Zhao Liya said to Chen Chi Chi, “Thank you brother, I was saying that the tree house will be the girls’ dormitory in the future, but since the feng shui is so good, it’s better to be the guest dormitory! I’ll continue to live in the Duck Catchers Hut, it’s quite cool.”
Pop-up:
“Hahahahaha ……”
“I said why did Chen Chichih suddenly get up so early!”
“Donkey: don’t be afraid Chichi, I’ll wake you up on time every morning.”
“Nie Yao has turned bad too!”
“So has Zhao Liya.”
“You’re afraid that you don’t have any misconceptions about Zhao Liya, she still needs to turn bad?”
“Leng Ba: Ya Ya is a little devil.”
The group of people were eating cabbage buns when the director came to announce today’s mission.
There were two tasks, one was to continue upgrading the Primitive House and separating the male and female dormitories, rewarding 3 points. The second is to go to the entrance of the village to clean the four poverty alleviation resettlement houses, rewarding 8 points, only if all of them are completed will you get the points.
Li Tiezhu had two buns stuffed in his mouth and raised his hand, “Director, does the programme team send out cleaning tools?”
Wang Zhengyu: “Send! There are brooms, shovels, mops, rags, buckets ……”
Li Tiezhu asked again, “Do you return them after use?”
Wang Zhengyu: “……”
It can’t be helped, Primitive House lacks everything.
Although this season they will not build this place into the kind of beautiful cottage of last season, but to experience poverty with the most plain and simple way of life, and to participate in and help the cause of poverty alleviation to the best of their ability, but …… there is not a single rag, and it is indeed a bit miserable.
Li Tiezhu wanted to contribute his underwear as a rag, Zhao Liya words refused.
Nie Yao said, “Of course the tools should be returned, however, such things as tools are easily damaged and easily lost ……”
Zhao Liya said, “Indeed, we may lose some tools, and then suddenly pick up some tools in a very magical place a few days later, life is so wonderful! Director, you don’t have to pay for picking up things, right?”
Chen Chichu: “Hahahahaha ……”
Wang Zhengyu gasped, “Forget it! There’s no need to return it, use it up and bring it back yourselves.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Is there a hoover? A sweeping robot is fine.”
Wang Zhengyu: “It’s almost enough, do you have electricity?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then do you have a generator?”
Wang Zhengyu turned around and left, leaving only the staff and cameramen behind, how come this group of artists are even more difficult to deal with than Huang Sanshi? Fatty Huang is still a human being at least!
The director just left and Brother Shue came, however, it came a bit slowly, after all, my Brother Shue has been having bad legs lately.
After walking for about twenty minutes, Brother Shue finally walked from the end of the path to the bamboo hut, followed by a black thin woman with her back.
It s also …… not right.
The woman just hand black neck black ears black, face is quite white, brake white.
Powder coated too thick, also uneven, painted eyebrows, asymmetrical, painted lipstick, very red. And a pair of gold earrings on her ears, real gold.
That’s right!
Today was her and Brother Shue’s wedding anniversary again, it was only right to be grand.
The woman’s left eye was fitted with a fake eyeball that wouldn’t turn.
The crowd immediately greeted Brother Shue enthusiastically.
“Brother Shue!”
“Good morning Brother Shue!”
“Have you eaten yet? Come and have some buns.”
“Please sit down.”
“Woof~”
Brother Shue smiled brightly and dragged the woman behind him to introduce, “This is Gua Bunny, called Wang Dagang. I’m iron and she’s steel, a day without kissing makes me want to panic!”
Chen Chichi bowed, “Hello sister-in-law!”
Nie Yao wasn’t as phobic as Chen Chi Chi and smiled, “Sit down, sit down and eat some.”
Brother Shue said to Wang Dagang, “Call someone! How do I teach you in the house?”
Wang Dagang squirming: “Gude touching the spirit …….”
Zhao Liya Fang, ah this ……
Chen Chichu: “Touching the spirit of touching the spirit, everyone touching the spirit. Sister-in-law sit down and touch the spirit, Ya Ya, get a bun for sister-in-law.”
Brother Shu let Wang Dagang sit down: “Eat, all are our own people, Zhu’er and I are blood brothers, melon b*tch you polite what? These three big stars, that is also your brother Shu s friend, came to us, of course I have to cover them ……”
The cameraman pointed the camera at Wang Dagang who was holding the bun and not eating it, Wang Dagang’s eyes were unfocussed, slowly turning his body like a sloth to avoid the camera. Squinting at the camera, he hurriedly turned his head away again, pretending to enjoy the scenery.
Tree brother, as always, diligent, crutches came to the tree house under, looked at the structure, said, “Live to this top …… must not be donkey urine rushed awake Oh?”
Chen Chi Chi was bun choking: “cough …… tree brother good eyesight!”
Shugo said: “Sleeping at night to block up the nose will not matter.”
Chen Chi Chi was shocked: “Witty ah! Why didn’t I think of it? Wear an eye mask again …… Perfect!”
Nie Yao coughed, imploring Chen Chichi not to be sarcastic about Brother Shue.
Brother Shue smiled modestly and raised his hand to slap the donkey’s arse.
Snap!
“Ang hiss (rogue)……”
The donkey kicked back and kicked Shugo in the waist.
Bang–
“Hmph ……”
Shugo’s body lurched back, staggered a few steps on one leg, and finally stood in a golden chicken stand, slightly elegant.
The four artists were stunned.
Wang Da Gang was still enjoying the scenery.
Shugo smiled awkwardly and smoothed his hair, “This tart wax (animal) is still a little …… coy le, the buttocks can not touch shivering.”
“Ang ……”
Donkey arrow backlash, want to kick back again, but the rope is tethered, can not reach.
Brother Shue was so scared that he jumped a few steps, and his heart palpitated dryly laughed, “This donkey …… is shy. Brother Shue is a decent person, not to bother with you!”
Worthy of being my tree brother, even the goat is so righteous.
Everyone saw that when Brother Shue bounced back on his crutches, his one leg was shaking.
This time, even Nie Yao couldn’t hold back and followed Chen Chichi as she giggled and laughed.
Li Tiezhu was the first to finish eating, and went back to the house to take out the donkey hoof iron and square headed nails that Brother Shue had gifted him, and went to the simple kitchen to bring in a kitchen knife.
“Brother Yao …….”
“Opened opened.”
“No, I don’t go online. I’m saying that you brought this kitchen knife broad to oh, and cut bamboo and scrape the bark of the tree, actually has not become blunt.”
“More than eight hundred, what do you think?”
So, Li Tiezhu took the chopper worth more than eight hundred towards the tractor, the donkey brayed in fear.
Li Tiezhu took it out, tied its stomach to a pine tree, and pacified the donkey: “Don’t be afraid! Tractor you do not fear! It’s not to kill you, it’s to put shoes on you.”
Shue acted as a technical advisor from the sidelines.
Li Tiezhu picked up one of the donkey’s hind legs and held it in his arms to cut the cuticle on the hoof with a kitchen knife.
The construction of hoofed animals is amazing, they don’t walk with their feet, but with their fingers, or nails.
The hooves of cows, sheep, horses and donkeys are actually nails, the difference is that most hoofed animals have two nails, while horses, mules and donkeys only walk with one nail, the rest are degraded.
Li Tiezhu nailed horseshoes for horses and mules when he was a child, but never nailed a donkey’s paw, the principle is the same. It had been a long time since he had practiced, Li Tiezhu was a little rusty, but fortunately, there was Brother Shue to guide him on the spot.
“Flatten, flatten, this knife steel fire good le ……”
“Not busy nail donkey horseshoes, the first four hooves are cut flat, see if the height is appropriate.”
“Hey! The back leg is a little higher, and then cut a little more.”
“Take it out for a walk, it’s fine ……”
“Nail! Nail slant a little bit, and then slant a little bit, right head, right head!”
The donkey’s horseshoe is no different from the horseshoe except that it is a little smaller; it is all omega-shaped, with three nail holes on the left and three on the right.
The square-headed nail looks like a tadpole, but with a square brain, a large head and a small nail body, and a soft texture, which is driven diagonally through the nail holes into the donkey’s hooves, and then drilled out through the donkey’s hoof cuticle on the side.
A hammer is then used to whack and bend the tip of the drilled nail against the donkey’s hoof, so that the six nails hold the hoof iron perfectly in place. Donkey hoof iron can protect the donkey’s hooves from sharp stones, and the six square-headed nails have a non-slip effect.
This is the popular way of equipping horseshoes in Southwest China, especially suitable for mountainous areas.
Shue was well versed in nailing horseshoes; before his brain injury, he had owned two horses and a mule and had taken good care of them.
