Chen Chichi said to the donkey, “Tractor, do you think this is a good idea? You have an empty basket anyway, so I’ll ride you, which makes will make you more fulfilled.”
The donkey rolled its eyes and looked at Chen Chi Chi.
Chen Chichu: “Heh heh heh hahaha …… I’m really a genius.”
After finding a small dirt slope, Chen Chichihi climbed up the donkey’s back, the donkey started jumping around, just not letting Chen Chichihi ride, there was no other way, Chen Chichihi could only walk.
An hour later, at the foot of a small bridge, Chen Chi Chi came to the predetermined location to wait for the delivery boy.
The delivery boy rode an electric car far over, Chen Chichichi greeted with hands and feet, too excited.
After getting the delivery, the delivery boy even took a photo with Chen Chi-Chi.
The takeaway dishes almost filled up the two baskets on the donkey’s back, the order was too much.
With this, Chen Chi Chi was still not satisfied and asked, “Brother, why don’t you deliver to Li Jia Village? Is it because it’s too far?”
The delivery boy said, “Yes, it’s far! The battery car is not even enough to run back and forth.”
Chen Chizhu: “In this case, I’ll give you an extra two hundred for the errand fee, how about you hump me up the hill on your motorbike, then I’ll find the village committee to charge your car, you’ll eat the takeaway with us, and then you’ll go back after you’ve finished eating and the car has been charged up, how about you go back again? Haha! I really am a genius!”
Takeaway boy: “I’d like to, but the battery car can’t climb the mountain.”
“Why? Not enough electricity?”
“It’s not that there’s not enough electricity, it’s that the hill is too steep! It’s not just because it’s far away, it’s because we can’t drive up the hill. One person can’t even drive up on a battery-operated bike, let alone carry a fat person.”
“A fat man? Who’s fat? Me?”
“Aang~”
“Wow! My little heart, bro, you’re hurting me ……”
“And laughed it off.”
The takeaway boy hummed and rode away, so what if it’s a star? I’m going back to keep delivering takeaways!
Pop-up:
“Didn’t you say takeaway can be delivered anywhere?”
“You can’t ride a battery-operated car up this mountain!”
“That’s why the mountains are full of motorbikes ……”
“That’s also ordering too much of you, right?”
“I’m just kidding, how can I be shabby when I’m treating Brother Shue to dinner?”
“Brother Shue really has a brand name, pfft~”
“It’s mainly because a few artists are greedy themselves, haha!”
“Chen Chichichi is so stupid, he actually came to get takeaway, how far is the road, don’t you have any idea in your heart?”
“Chen Chichichi wanted to be lazy, and turned out to be the most miserable one.”
When he went up the mountain Chen Chichi completely collapsed, he came by car, now he walks and finally experienced the power of the big mountain.
Fortunately, there is a villager who went to the street to sell vegetables to ride a motorbike back, Chen Chichih shamelessly rubbed someone else’s car, sat in the village committee, the donkey fell by the staff to lead up the mountain.
At home, Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao and Shu brother quite leisurely to get some bamboo, the home repaired a bit, the large bamboo hut was divided into two bedrooms, but also in the bamboo hut and the tree house between a pergola used to eat and rest.
Shugo’s handiwork is good, and also gave them a few bamboo baskets for washing vegetables, knowing that my brother Shugo can only have one hand ah.
At noon, Zhao Liya first brought Wang Dagang back, she played mahjong today to win the hemp, even Wang Dagang lost, a few other old ladies are losing tears.
There is no father and son in the poker field, Zhao Liya showed no mercy at all.
These images were also captured on film, and the pop-up screen was frantically trolling Zhao Liya.
Chen Chi Chi only came back slowly at twelve thirty with a donkey, sweating profusely.
The takeout was taken out one by one.
One hot pot, a dozen side dishes. Two catties of small frogs with仔姜, one diving rabbit, one dry mixed husband and wife lung slices, one radish roast beef, one dry pot ribs, and one …… pickled pepper chicken feet.
For the four artists and Brother Shue’s couple, it had been so sumptuous that it bordered on extravagance.
Brother Shue was dumbfounded, “The boxed lunches …… nowadays have progressed ……”
Wang Dagang c*cked his head with his hands behind his back and continued to enjoy the scenery, silently swallowing his saliva.
The hot pot was poured directly into the earthen stove to cook, various dishes were placed on the stove, and a group of people sat around the stove to start eating.
Chen Chi Chi finally took out a bottle of Wuliangye from the donkey basket and personally poured wine into Shue’s bamboo cup.
Li Tiezhu said that he would treat Brother Shue to a drink and could not go back on his word.
Brother Shue smiled: ”Hey! You’re welcome, too polite ……”
“Brother Shue! I’ll toast you!”
“You’re welcome ……”
After a meal, Brother Shue was already a bit dizzy, the programme team sent someone to send him back to rest, Wang Dagang handed out three cigarettes to Brother Shue’s cigarette case, then continued to go play mahjong.
Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao, Chen Chizhi and Zhao Liya carried the tools provided by the programme team and went to clean the resettlement house.
The resettlement houses were built quite nicely, saying that they were two rooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, but in fact, each of them had three bedrooms.
If you don’t ask for too much, the houses look like small villas, painted white with grey and blue coloured steel tiles on the roof.
There is a living room and a kitchen downstairs, three bedrooms upstairs, a staircase in the courtyard, a bathroom at the top and bottom, and a small courtyard, but it is very thoughtful to leave two small flower beds on the left and right, which are precisely for the villagers to plant onions and garlic.
(This is a poor village resettlement house construction in Daliangshan, I look envious, once in the inside of the ground to live for four days.)
Cleaning is a very hard thing to do, especially for artists like Chen Chi-Chi and Zhao Liya, who usually don’t work, it’s even more arduous, a house is not even cleaned, these two are already almost paralysed with fatigue.
The villagers eat late, at this time one by one and carry a big rice bowl around to watch the fun, many villagers also paid 10,000 or 30,000 to build their own resettlement house, so, at this time they are very excited.
Although they had already come to see it many times, they still looked curious.
After cleaning the first house, the village chief drove the second grandpa’s tractor to come, and there were four big boxes in the car, which were filled with TV sets.
The village chief said to Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, work hard for you guys aha, help load all their TV sets.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good.”
Chen Chizhu: “Did they buy this?”
Village Chief: “Issued.”
Chen Chizhi: “Wow! Our policy is too good, right?”
The village chief sighed: “It was issued by force.”
Chen Chichi was dumbfounded: “What? Forced? Really?”
Nie Yao said, “Who else is so tough besides Master Liu? They don’t even want the appliances from the state?”
The village chief shook his head straight: “The village head of the people mo get culture, disgraceful …… The state said that each family to send three kinds of household appliances, TV, washing machine, refrigerator, water heater, electric heater …… Each family to pick their own three kinds. ”
Chen Chichu: “Definitely pick the TV ah, TV is expensive!”
Nie Yao: “Not necessarily? Refrigerators may be more expensive.”
Chen Chichu: “Have you ever seen a refrigerator cabinet? There’s clearly only a TV cabinet.”
Nie Yao: “……”
It’s so cold!
The village chief said, “None of the families chose a TV, preferring the least valuable electric heater over a TV.”
Li Tiezhu: “Why?”
Mayor: “Hey, uneducated! So, the town studied and decided to forcibly send a TV to each family, the households are open, open to watch. In this way, they can only choose the other two home appliances, last month because of this matter, I also quarrelled with San Ma Zi, he hard don’t want TV.”
Zhao Liya said, “Why do you want to force a TV delivery? If you don’t want it, don’t want it.”
Village Chief: “Our village is too remote, in the words of the leaders is isolated, can only learn about the outside world through the TV, so that they know what our country is like now! Let the children understand that only reading out of the mountains, in order to live a happy life in the head of the TV, if the TV are not available, those little children will never know for what to read …… poverty alleviation, help is not for these older people, but for those dolls!”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “This is good! Unlike when we were young, we could only go to the second grandpa’s house to watch TV ……”
Village chief: “So say, first take the TV and install it for them, every family must watch the news broadcast, I want to come to check.”
Li Tiezhu quietly said, “This is Cadre Zheng’s idea, right?”
The mayor looked around, said: “is le! Otherwise I know this kind of soil old hat hammer, but can not let the villagers know is his idea, he is an outsider, easy to be villagers hate. To be honest, we have more dilettantes here …….”
The village chief also came to help clean and install the TV, and in a few days the first group of poor households will move over.
It didn’t take long for all four houses to be done, and the village head tried the televisions one by one before locking the door and leaving.
That night, Chen Chichi really didn’t leave, intending to continue sleeping in the tree house.
Dinner was eaten with the takeout left over from the morning.
Wang Zhengyu was speechless, “You guys have overdone it, right? There’s so much left.”
Chen Chichu: “We don’t have to cook for a day tomorrow, haha! We call this a reasonable use of the rules.”
The director is once again disliked away.
Zhao Liya chatted about the rewards of today’s mahjong game:
“The village taiwanis all get up very early in the morning to do farm work, then play mahjong, and then in the afternoon, when it’s almost dark, they go back to do some more farm work, which isn’t too heavy. They are almost all left-behind elderly people, most of them with grandchildren, playing mahjong for 10 or 20 cents. When I talked to them, I found that many old people in the village have eye problems, and they won’t go to the county hospital for free surgery.”
In the past two years, rural areas are really pushing this medical activity, cataracts and other eye diseases free surgery.
Chen Chizhi: “Why don’t you want to go? Doesn’t the free one smell good?”
Nie Yao: “They don’t believe in it, right?”
Zhao Liya nodded: “It’s true that many people don’t believe it, thinking that the hospital advertises that it’s free, but they’re afraid that the sky-high medical fees will suddenly pop up after the medical treatment and they don’t have the money. Another point is that they all have to do farm work and bring grandchildren at home, they simply can’t leave.”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, “Wait a few days to help poor families move into a new home, I’ll go to find them and ask them, should send the hospital to the hospital, farm work we help a little bit, the child …… Rural baby need to bring? Just put up.”
A few people chatting on the run, and finally turned into a chartered car to the county doctor to the village to the charity clinic to ensure that no elderly taboo medicine into the “fish out of water”, all check and determine the number of places, and then collectively prevented to send to the county for treatment.
As for their family’s work, it will be handed over to the House of primitive people, when the time to invite a few more guests, right, the old man went to the hospital, the children also eat in the House of primitive people.
Li Tiezhu frowned: “The amount of work seems a bit big!”
Chen Chichu: “What are you afraid of? If we’re going to do it, let’s do it with a bang, we’re an internationally renowned variety show! Of course it has to be a big spectacle.”
Nie Yao: “You’ll have already slapped your arse and left by then, so of course you’ll be watching the fun.”
Although they disliked Chen Chi Chi for being obscene, they had no intention of backing down from what they had just discussed, dry!
