And in the process of lifting before, although the road is flat, but there are also several narrow sections of sharp turns. The most thrilling time, the coffin has been hanging outside the cliff face, some of the people carrying the coffin stepped on the cliff edge body back hanging on the cliff, all relying on others to drive.
Upside down golden hook, rhinoceros drinking water, these are basic moves.
Li Tiezhu also came a hand monkey hitchhiking, although he did not lift the funeral, but lifted the stone, the operation process is the same.
The so-called monkey hitchhiking, that is, when crossing the curve, the front row of the back of the lift craftsman because of the reason for the turn, is above the cliff, in order to avoid falling, raise the feet, the whole person across the lift above, by other people to help lift the turn safe and then get down to continue to lift.
Everyone is in order, no one because of this thrilling scene and shouting, seem too calm.
The staff and cameramen, on the other hand, were shocked, this hairpin bend at the edge of the cliff, could it be turned?
Nie Yao was even more nervous, while taking video with her mobile phone, she called out from the paddy field ridge above, “Be careful! Li Tiezhu you hold on tight, don’t fall …… you, you …… have you bought insurance yet? Be careful behind that moncler outlet online, almost fell down an old man, scared me to death …….”
Recording a programme, what if the main guest falls to his death? What if one of the carriers falls to his death? Organise another funeral?
The surrounding villagers looked at him breathlessly as he shouted, and thought, these stars really haven’t seen the world.
Still, the programme was broadcast with a line:
Professional action, do not imitate!
The entire process of carrying the coffin out of the funeral was all put into the programme proper, and this was the biggest difference between the second season of Oh Exempt Primitive and the first season, the last season was heavy on skills, and this season was more humanistic.
The viewers’ pop-ups also began to reflect:
“Who in the end is the primitive man?”
“Perhaps we city dwellers who have lost our traditional culture are more like primitive people ……”
“This is the cultural heritage of 5,000 years, right?”
“I didn’t understand it when I was a child, but only when I grew up did I realise the power of heritage.”
“The mourning procession is also too cool, right?”
“This cliff can go too?”
“Damn, I almost thought Li Tiezhu fell to his death.”
“Hanging horizontally on a pole?”
“That big man in the back is hanging in the air, and his feet are still on the edge of the cliff.”
“Carrying a craftsman is really a technical job, it’s too thrilling.”
“Don’t you see that it says professional actions should not be imitated?”
“The key, whether it’s Li Tiezhu, the carriers, or the people in the funeral procession, they’re all actually used to it?”
“Only my brother Yao is screaming, his face is white with fear, hahaha ……”
“Brother Yao said in his heart Tiezhu who will I turn on the hotspot for if you die?”
“Li Tiezhu: not afraid, I bought insurance.”
Afterwards, in an interview with the programme team, said:
“What? Afraid not to be afraid? Afraid of what? And can not fall down, and, even if it falls down can not die, the cliff is not high, there are trees and grass above to catch it can not fall down, when I was a child, we often climbed up and down the cliff face. Moreover, the funeral procession less two or three people, but also can continue to operate, not in the way. All said, this time the road is considered good, this hairpin bend just looks thrilling, there are also hairpin bends that go uphill on one side and turn towards the outside of the cliff on the other side, the two or three carriers in the back hang outside the cliff the whole time, and they can also be lifted over.”
The coffin was put into the chamber, the mourning sons took out coins and threw them into the chamber, and the helpers began to fill the grave hill with hoes and shovels.
During the mourning period, the host family is not allowed to work.
Everything is busy with helpers chosen by neighbours in the village, such as Ma Wu, who killed the pig earlier, and neighbours who help with buying food, borrowing tables, chairs and benches, cleaning and setting up the hearth, and so on.
It is a tradition that villagers will organise themselves to help out at any funeral, without any pay or wages.
Even if you have a grudge, you can still help out, and it doesn’t affect the two families’ ability to continue to fight in the future, and you can’t say that I did the work for you when you fight.
The filial sons burn the spirit house, paper money, etc. in the open space.
The spiritual house is a three-storey cottage, in addition to burning a refrigerator, washing machine, television, mahjong machine and other paper gadgets, and even a BMW sports car.
The old man can race the car if he has nothing to do, and anyway, there is no speed limit in hell.
At this time, the filial sons take down the head of the filial cloth tied into a ball, thrown on the fire three times back and forth, in the clockwise circle around the fire three times, and then, began to burn the mountain.
The so-called sue mountain is the yin and yang deed, nine incense sticks three pairs of wax three pounds of paper money burned together, yin and yang master read the words to do the rituals scattered two rice, close the door.
The door closed, the funeral was completed, the host family greeted the guests back to play cards, tea, dinner.
Time is still early, only nine o’clock.
Zhao Liya, Deng Chao, they have already arrived at Lao Jiu’s home, and help the villagers wash vegetables, cut vegetables, prepare lunch ingredients. In the past two days, the three of them have been sleeping on the tree house, trying to stay in bed is impossible, every morning by the donkey dung and donkey urine to wake up, extraordinarily energetic.
I don’t know why they are so obsessed with the tree house, on the first day it was Chen Chi Chi who coaxed them to go there by killing a thousand of their enemies and losing eight hundred of their own, on the second day, why didn’t the three of them give up?
The programme team found Li Tiezhu and said, “The guests for the fourth issue have arrived, will you go and pick them up?”
This place is closer to the village committee, so I won’t bother the others.
Li Tiezhu nodded, “Good! Who’s coming? Will it work?”
The staff for the sake of it, “We …… are not sure if he will work, however, he himself reckons that he is willing to help.”
Li Tiezhu: “Sh*t! The one who came won’t be Li Dan, right? If it’s him, I’ll return it, preferring not to have a guest.”
Staff member: “Don’t worry, we won’t invite a fool.”
Nie Yao: “Thanks to the programme team for affirming my intelligence, haha ……”
This paragraph was of course deleted.
Li Tiezhu returned the tools to the old man and brought Nie Yao along to pick up the new guest.
“I hope the one coming is a male guest, good for work.”
“Tie Zhu, you have a problem here, who among those three is better at work than Zhao Liya?”
“Erm …… also ha.”
Although Zhao Liya was also pampered growing up, but she is not afraid of hard work, work although rusty but and hardworking, this is also the reason that after the programme aired, the people who blackened her all shut up.
Came to the village committee, Li Tiezhu saw from afar a long-haired bearded man, wearing flip-flops hippie holding a water gun everywhere Zip.
Splat!
Li Tiezhu instantly covered his forehead.
Nie Yao: “What’s wrong?”
Li Tiezhu: “There’s an unreliable one here!”
“Who?”
“My brother Li, Leonardo.”
“Erm ……”
Nie Yao also got a good look at the sultry figure, and couldn’t really believe that an entertainer of Little Li’s calibre had come to the Chinese mountains to record a show? Come to think of it, it makes sense, a few foreign stars came last year, as the show has higher ratings abroad than at home, and this year it’s being aired simultaneously in North Rice and Europe.
Moreover, Xiao Li Zi seemed to have a good relationship with Li Tie Zhu, it was normal for him to come.
“Hi! Li~”
Leonardo saw Li Tiezhu and happily greeted him with Zip Water Gun.
Although it was already mid-October, the weather in Chuannan was still warm, after all, it was not far away from Yunnan, where the four seasons were like spring.
Li Tiezhu frowned: “How come you are here? How much is the notice fee? If it’s too expensive, you go back now.”
Leonardo: “What are you talking about?”
He couldn’t understand Chinese that was too complicated, but the simple ones were okay.
Thus, Li Tiezhu and Leonardo simultaneously looked at Nie Yao on the side, begging for a translation.
Nie Yao sweated on the door of his head, “Hey …… hey canter tearing keying grisch ……”
Li Tiezhu frowned more Avray, is it not to force the old man to speak English? He read the university is also examined the English four, barely pass, to say the daily communication, certainly also should be will, but …… how else to say that should be will it?
Bouncer:
“Hahaha …… little Li Zi is a riot!”
“Li Tiezhu his brother came ah?”
“This face is also too big, Leonardo are here?”
“Normal, after all, this programme is much hotter abroad than at home, and the traditional funeral of Chuannan in the past two days is estimated to make the foreigners shout again.”
“Serious brother and water gun brother relationship is quite good reportedly, in the rice country concert also play mahjong together.”
“Brother Yao is scared to death, I don’t know English either!”
“Ever since I met Tie Zhu, Brother Yao has changed from being high and cool to being nerdy.”
“Li Tiezhu is toxic, normal.”
At this time, Hei Waer muttered a few words of English to Leonardo, he is still Li Tiezhu’s personal bodyguard, and he is also the one who accompanied the staff to send Leonardo over today.
Not long after, the black waer said to Li Tiezhu: “This foreign devil said he came to walk the grass (loitering), the company did not sign a contract with him, he is heard that you are recording ‘Oh exempt primitive’ again to find the company himself to say that he wants to come, equivalent to …… white whoring.”
Li Tiezhu smiled with great joy, went up to hold the hand of the little Li Zi, by the way, he surrendered his gun, said:
“Whoring brother, no, Li brother! You are my own brother! Le is my hometown Li Jia Village, you are also surnamed Li, here is also your home, back home as home, you are welcome, there are any heavy work tired work grab to do!”
Nie Yao looked at Hei Waer with surprise, usually Hei Waer doesn’t talk much, we thought he didn’t know Chinese and didn’t take the initiative to find him to talk, but this guy opened his mouth to speak Xichuan dialect with fluency to the point of hair-raising.
Hei Waer finished translating with Xiao Li Zi, and then glanced at Nie Yao: “What are you looking at? Haven’t you seen a handsome man before? God is poking and prodding!”
Nie Yao smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, “Is this crooked guy your bodyguard? Not an interpreter?”
Hei Waer: “You are the crooked nut, I am Chinese! A Chinese with black skin and rice nationality.”
Nie Yao: “Then you’re a Mi national.”
Hei Waer: “I’m Chinese in spirit, if there’s a call for war, I’ll return!”
Nie Yao was thunderstruck: “……”
What the hell? Aren’t you retired from the Mi Army? Where are you going back to? Who are you fighting?
Pop-up:
“Watt Focker?”
“What kind of demon is this black guy?”
“So fluent in Nishikawa? Is …… a sun-tanned Chinese?”
“Laughing to death, the black man said Xiao Li Zi is a foreign devil ……”
“Hahahahahaha ……”
“Haven’t you ever seen a handsome man?”
“If there is a war, I will return?”
“I seriously doubt that this black bodyguard is a Chinese soul!”
“The people around Li Tiezhu are really hard to say.”
