Li Tiezhu through the translation of Hei Waer, finally can communicate freely with Xiao Li Zi, and he also figured out the reason why Xiao Li Zi came here, he came to understand Li Tiezhu’s “Road to Poverty Alleviation” and “Clean Energy Rural Programme”.
In fact, Leonardo was wrong, he just heard some news, thought it was Li Tiezhu just took over the Hong Fund began to make big moves.
This guy is a big philanthropist, most concerned about the global climate and environmental issues.
He even bought an island and built a sustainable resort applying renewable energy, so that more people could experience an environmentally friendly life. He had a favourable view of China, in large part because Chinese officials were seriously promoting environmental protection policies.
Leonardo is known as the film star of the charity world and the sharpshooter of the acting world.
Li Tiezhu explained to Brother Water Gun:
“This is our country’s poverty alleviation programme, it has nothing to do with me, I’m just a bystander. In addition, clean energy is also a national strategy, and it is our national policy to combat pollution in the townships, but in these poor mountainous areas, we have no other energy available except coal, and even, many poor people still burn firewood. Primitive homes also burn firewood!”
Soon, Leonardo’s words were translated by Heiwaer.
“I can understand, after all, your country has too many people and many of them are still in poverty. However, I see that you have plenty of sun here, you can actually use solar energy …….”
Li Tiezhu said, “The country repaired their houses and gave them furniture and home appliances, so they can’t afford to install solar water heaters for the villagers. You have to know that there are hundreds of millions of people waiting to get out of poverty.”
Leonardo said, “I have the money, I can install them. Your hometown is beautiful, it shouldn’t be polluted and destroyed.”
Li Tiezhu turned around and shouted towards the village office, “Village chief! Here comes a big customer ……”
Soon, the village chief shook Leonardo’s hand and thanked him profusely.
Nie Yao looked dumbfounded, this is how he got the snub?
He was aware that Li Tiezhu was originally prepared to install water heaters for the villagers out of his own pocket, but he didn’t expect a sudden change in strategy ……
Pop-up:
“I rub! Serious brother is really inappropriate ……”
“Just met and was fooled and crippled.”
“Water gun brother came to the programme without notice fee, together with hundreds of thousands of hitchhiking in?”
“Little Li Zi old philanthropist, nine ox a hair only.”
“Anyway, on behalf of China, I’d like to thank Brother Shui Gun!”
“He has a very positive outlook! Our country is really the only one that is serious about poverty alleviation and environmental protection.”
Unlike at home, fans abroad were arguing while watching the show:
“Poverty alleviation, a great programme, but it’s hard to succeed.”
“I admire the courage and morality of the Chinese officials, but this kind of thing can’t possibly succeed, it’s too poor here, fixing a few houses won’t solve the problem at all.”
“China’s habitual face-saving projects cannot essentially eliminate poverty at all.”
“People who hold sceptical views often only see the surface, the official called Zheng in the previous programme said that the real kernel of poverty alleviation is education, repairing houses and giving away home appliances these are actually rather unimportant.”
“Zhonghua even forced to outlaw tutoring, disguised as weakening the advantages of city children, which is also to give poor children a fair chance, unlike us ……”
“The reason I have no doubt that China will complete this project successfully is because I saw a statistic that nearly 2,000 people have died in the cause of poverty alleviation. This is something that would never happen in the West, a cause that people are willing to give their lives to must not be a false face-saving project!”
“This is a nation that always works miracles, I would be immensely proud if my country pursued such a programme, unfortunately, they are fighting, abusing and spitting in parliament.”
“Remember the image of Ayn Pella and the others carrying the coffin just now? With their strong organisational skills and superior intelligence, they can always accomplish those impossible things.”
Li Tiezhu took Leonardo to Lao Jiu’s house, after all, he still had to cook.
Little Li was very modest, installing a water heater was a small matter to him, “It’s my honour, Li! Your country is the true greatness, you are doing something vast and sacred that has never been done before in the history of mankind, lifting hundreds of millions of people out of poverty, that’s so cool. And while you’re doing all this, you’re also advancing environmental protection and clean energy projects, no other country can do these things well at the same time, except China. Also, China makes the prettiest water guns, especially the cute pink ones ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “Water guns are all plastic, right? You see, that’s not environmentally friendly! Sometime I will teach you to make bamboo water guns, pure green and pollution-free.”
Little Li Zi suddenly solemn: “Yes! Plastic water gun …… it’s not environmentally friendly ……”
Nie Yao followed aside and almost didn’t laugh out loud, what the hell brain circuit ah? These two people actually chatted quite enthusiastically, it’s true that neither of them are serious people.
Little Li Zi was interested in everything about the mountain village, in his eyes, this place wasn’t poor, but purely natural.
“It really deserves to be called China!”
“This is the Tao, right? Man and nature are in such harmony ……”
“Dig even! This buffalo is simply beautiful, its eyelashes are so long, I love its big watery eyes.”
“I know that cow dung is a kind of medicinal herb in China, and there is a record in the Compendium of Materia Medica that cow dung has the effect of clearing away heat and detoxifying toxins after it is burnt to ashes by fire. Hey! I drank it!”
“I like Chinese medicine, especially acupuncture, oh yeah, I also like fire cupping.”
“You know what? Doctors in the West only do bloodletting therapy in the days when technology wasn’t developed, Chinese medicine is a god in comparison.”
“Look, all of them are squatting and working in the ground! It’s true, you Orientals all know Asian squatting.”
“Aien Pella, are you sure the person you are cooking for is having a funeral at their home? Not a wedding or a birthday?”
“How are they not sad at all? It’s incredible ……”
Leonardo fussed all the way, and likewise the village people were surprised by his arrival.
How they surrounded Heiwaer the other day how they surrounded Leonardo today, following not too far and not too close all the way, pointing and whispering, and once Leonardo went over to greet him, they flew away again.
“Lee, why are they scared of me?”
“Because you’re ugly.”
“Maybe, we’re certainly not as soft and delicate as the Chinese features.”
“And body odour.”
“Hey! These old people are actually playing mahjong at a funeral? No way …… I’m going to go and have a lesson with them.”
That’s right, just as soon as he arrived at Lao Jiu’s house, the bast*rd was attracted to mahjong, going from table to table to see the hilarity, and grabbing pumpkin seeds to knock.
Water two women and a few grannies heard that he is a rice man, gibberish a discussion, decided to unite to defeat the rice imperialism, so …… invited Leonardo into the table, the grannies want to beat the ghosts!
However, as soon as he sat down, Xiao Li Zi was picked up by Li Tiezhu.
“What for?”
“You can’t play mahjong, you have to go to labour. Look, the Chinese artists are preparing lunch.”
Brother Water Gun could only reluctantly leave the mahjong table, go over to greet Zhao Liya, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Deer Hani, and then, tied on the apron that Li Tiezhu threw him …… to help wash the dishes.
“Hey! Dude, what kind of dish is this? It looks like weeds.”
Leonardo was confused about the dish he was washing, so, out of habit, he asked a question to his black buddy on the side, who in his eyes was simply a Chinese pass.
Black Waer was forced to enter the mirror again, despised: “le a called camas tip, stir-fry, Ba Shi to board!”
After saying that found that the other party does not understand the Xichuan dialect, only impatiently translated into English Gerlich: “This is the most tender part of the tip of the sweet potato vine, the Xichuan people used to make fried vegetables, the taste is very Dilly Shears!”
Leonardo: “Sweet potato leaves are also edible?”
Heiwaer: “Unseen, this is a very, very tasty vegetarian dish, second only to pea tips!”
“Pea tips? It can’t be the tip of a pea seedling, right?”
“Of course! The flavour is incomparable, look, the male artiste who looks like a female is washing the pea tips, so you can taste it for yourself then. Apart from that, we Xichuan people also eat pumpkin tips, blood-skinned vegetables, lettuce tips, and rape tips ……”
Deohani, who was washing pea tips on the side, glared at Heiwaer, you’re the one who looks like a woman!
Pop-up:
“Leonardo drank cow dung water?”
“Is fire cupping okay?”
“Still want to play mahjong? Little Li Zi is not aware of how ruthless Li Tiezhu is?”
“Hahaha …… obediently wash dishes to go, laugh to death.”
“Any superstar has no poker face in front of Li Tiezhu, haha!”
“Campsis tips are indeed delicious!”
“This black dude knows too much, can’t let him back!”
“He is a Chinese, if there is a war call, he will return.”
“This bodyguard is really f*cking talented, suggest to debut it!”
“Let’s send Black Buddy a bandit number! How about Brother wh*re?”
“Good!”
“Brother wh*re is awesome!”
“Whorish: a male artiste who looks like a woman?”
“Deerhani: Old lady is a pure man! Boing~”
“Pea tips are the best flavour on earth.”
“Little Li Zi …… doesn’t know how to squat in Asia and falls, hahahahahaha ……”
Hei Waer helped him up, handed him a wooden stool, and, very contemptuously, squatted next to him …… Asia and helped wash the vegetables.
He did not want to appear in the film, but Li Tiezhu let him follow Little Li as an interpreter, he could only reluctantly take the errand.
Leonardo exclaimed, “Why do you know Asian squatting? You’re black!”
Black Wahoo: “I’m Chinese, is it weird that I know Asian squatting?”
What he didn’t say is that in order to practice Asian squatting, he enrolled in a six month yoga class with a few bigwigs from the Ayn Pella religion, and the training …… was very hard.
After this, Li Tiezhu began to cook, first steaming on the steamed vegetables, followed by burning vegetables, and another large pot began to cook rice.
The rice is cooked to half raw when it is snapped out and put into a large Shaoji, the rice soup leaks into a large basin under the Shaoji, and the rice is loaded into a wooden cauldron (zèng) on the pot to be steamed.
Xiao Li Zi has eaten a lot of Chinese food, but today at the scene watching Li Tiezhu cooking, smelling all kinds of magical aroma, also can not help but drool.
Because he couldn’t serve the food, Little Li Zi was arranged by Li Tiezhu to mix the gazpacho.
Little Li Zi panicked, this, this this ……
The main reason why Li Tiezhu dared to arrange such an important task for Leonardo was because Hei Waer was there, and his cooking skills were such that he could be a chef.
Sure enough, when the water gun prince was scratching his eyes out, Hei Waer came over and spat in Xichuan dialect, “You can’t even mix pepper and sesame chicken? Screw the hammer ……”
