In the afternoon, the programme team thought twice or at Wang Zhengyu’s insistence, gave Hei Waer a brief interview, asking him why a bodyguard was so obsessed with learning the art of cooking.
This made Hei Waer a bit puzzled, what’s wrong? You don’t allow notes on the show?
Can’t you just not film it?
You won’t confiscate my notes, right?
That won’t do!
He had already written two thirds of this little notebook, and he was going to publish it as a booklet when he returned to the United States, sharing it with the members so that they could bask in the glory of God.
The name of the booklet was all thought out, it would be called “The Revelation of Ayn Pella”, and then on the title page he would write a sentence:
“God said let there be light, and so there was Ain Pella!”
Heiwaer put his notebook in his bum ruffle and sat bolt upright, twiddling his thumbs, “I’m trying to learn how to make a cauldron dish, so I can go back and make it for my brothers, can’t I?”
Staff member: “Ha! No no, we’re just curious, you look like your cooking skills are already pretty good, we know that sometimes you’re the one who cooks Li Tiezhu’s food, so why do you still love to learn so much?”
Hei Waer sent a breath of relief, “Zi once said, it’s not true that you learn when you learn. Live to learn, gah?”
“Do you also learn other dishes? Or do you only learn from Li Tiezhu?”
“I only learnt from Ai En Pera, this notebook records what Ai En Pera said, he is our idol.”
The word “idol”, Heiwaer used English idol, which can be interpreted as an entertainment idol or an idol to be worshipped, obviously, Heiwaer meant the second one.
The staff thought it meant idol and was shocked, “You, you …… you are also Tie Zhu’s ……”
Heiwaer proudly said, “follower! My friends and brothers are!”
Follower!
The staff’s voices were a bit fluttering, “I didn’t expect Li Tiezhu to be so popular at your place, that he is one of the love beans of all of you ……”
Hei Waer said seriously, “Not one! There is only one love bean! Faithful followers will never follow two love beans at the same time!”
There is one and only one God!
Faith is exclusive!
“Do you know many people who like Li Tiezhu?”
“There are more than 20,000 people in total in our organisation! It started last year, there were only a few in the beginning, but our group is growing fast, most of them are male ……”
“Embryo boo~”
“Because he’s the one and only Aien Pella.”
“Erm …… okay! Can I see your little book?”
“Yes, but you can’t take it with you. I have to take it back for internal publication and read it to my brothers so they can get to know the real Aien Pella.”
So the staff read the heavenly book, with Chinese, English, and patterns interspersed, completely unintelligible.
It was good that Heiwaer was translating:
“Ai En Pera said that people are poor and blame the house base, satirising those who like to shirk their responsibilities and make excuses.”
“Aien Pera said the dog chasing the motorbike doesn’t understand science, meaning ……”
“Iain Pera said that cows know how to hit the turn around when they are taught three times, meaning ……”
“This is Ein Pera teaching me fire cupping ……”
The staff were stunned, I did not expect, this bodyguard is a fan club of the rice powder head? Looking like a rhinoceros and chasing stars? Fanatical star chaser? This world is really crazy!
Pop-up:
“Together with someone telling me that Li Tiezhu is an international superstar, I also laughed at it, now it seems ……”
“I can damn well see the light of fanaticism in this bast*rd’s eyes!”
“Write down the words of the idol, publishing?”
“As a fan of Tie Zhu, I express my shame ……”
“This is definitely a sign of deep intoxication.”
“A group of big old men forming a Li Tiezhu fan club?”
“And also f*cking crossed the ocean to come to him as bodyguards ……”
“This kind of bodyguard, absolutely can block bullets kind, hahaha ……”
“Some publicists said that Li Tiezhu can be red, which means that Chinese people are stupid, and now they realise that Li Tiezhu is even more red abroad!”
Staff: “What’s the name of your group?”
Heiwaer: “Ai En Pela Shibakute!”
Meaning Ai En Pei La Cult.
The programme team’s translation is …… Ai En Pella sect, or Iron Pillar sect.
In the afternoon, Leonardo finally had time to play mahjong after washing the dishes, and at the same time was pulled onto the card table with Heiwaer, in fact, the old ladies were just using Heiwaer as a translator.
After all, to defeat the rice ghosts, you also need to communicate.
Then ……
Leonardo didn’t win a single game, but instead, Black Wahl was let down by the old ladies in every hand.
Rural old ladies are very simple, blonde blue-eyed fat man is definitely a bad guy, the black child is different, he is definitely a hard worker, you see, sun so black well …… sinful drops of the baby!
Moreover, the black child will also speak Xichuan language, a look is a good doll.
When interviewed, the staff asked, “Leo, do you know that those old ladies are targeting you when they play cards.”
Little Leo nodded, “I know! They seem to prefer Blake, which I think is good, because in my country it’s the exact opposite, so it’s fair. You know, it’s only in China that we can understand what it’s like to be discriminated against …… It’s not derogatory, I mean Chinese people always prefer the underprivileged and despise the powerful groups. Even in a poor mountain village, these people have a magical confidence. We should support world leaders who don’t endorse big corporations and big polluters but uphold the spirit of humanity and run for millions of disadvantaged people, like the Chinese, and I think that’s where the Chinese civic confidence comes from.”
After preparing the ingredients for the afternoon, Deng Chao, Chen Chiji and Deohani were about to leave.
Li Tiezhu sent them to the entrance of the village committee to take the car.
Before leaving, Li Tiezhu still couldn’t help but ask, “Why did you guys stick around on the donkey shed for so long? Didn’t you ever think of coming down to sleep?”
Deer Hani and Deng Chao looked at Chen Chichu at the same time.
Chen Chichih said with a touch of his face, “We made a bet that whoever couldn’t hold on would call the donkey daddy!”
Li Tiezhu: “Why don’t you three stay for two more days?”
Deer Hani waved his hands, “No no no ……”
Deng Chao: “Get lost!”
Chen Chichu: “It’s obvious that the two of them have lost in a sense, isn’t it? I slept for three days, did I say anything?”
“Talent!”
Seeing off the three, Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but sigh, how could a decent person like me make such weird friends?
Something must have gone wrong somewhere.
Li Tiezhu returned to Lao Jiu’s house to make the last meal of the mat, and it was already late when he returned to the bamboo hut.
Leonardo came to the primitive house for the first time, only to feel that it was really damn primitive, but also felt novel, only it was dark and there was no way to study it carefully.
“What? This little cage for a bed? No no no, this is too suffocating ……”
“The conditions are simple, work hard!”
“Hey! Lee, is that treehouse our house too?”
“Yes.”
“Can I live up there? I love these primitive little tree houses, it’s just so cool!”
“It is …… pretty cool ……”
“Is there a bed or a quilt up there?”
“Yes there is ……”
“It’s a deal! I love tree houses!”
“I’m glad you’re happy.”
……
The next day, Li Tiezhu got up the earliest, while brushing his teeth and looking around for Little Li Zi, wanting to see where he threw up, but the result was that he didn’t find it after looking round.
Climbed up the tree house to take a look, good guy, sleep thief a few handful of incense!
Li Tiezhu began to do breakfast, or hand-rolled noodles, but also fried beef shaozi, beef is deer Hani brought, hosted in the show’s refrigerator. He was now holding nearly thirty points in his hand, so he could live a little more generously.
Nie Yao got up and did a bit of senior citizen calisthenics, and came over to help with the fire, Zhao Liya was still huffing and puffing, she was really quite tired these past two days.
The noodles were almost ready before Brother Watergun yawned and came down from the treehouse.
Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu looked at him curiously, does the smell rush?
Hei Waer was self-conscious enough to come over and act as a translator.
“Ai En Pera asked how you slept last night.”
“He said it was good, the air above the treehouse was exceptionally fresh and smelled good with the special smell of grass. He seemed to enjoy it, but I guess he was probably talking about the smell of donkey dung!”
“Good man!”
“Noodles for the good man!”
“Thanks.”
Pop-up:
“Chen Chi-Chi come back quickly, there’s a ruthless man here!”
“Little Li Zi is afraid it’s not rhinitis?”
“No! Some people just like to smell certain strange odours ……”
“Many people have this fetish!”
“If I’m not wrong, all of you should have poked the place where you pooped and held it under your nose to smell it!”
“That smell is amazing ……”
“I suspect you’ve got surveillance in my house!”
“So everyone is the same, that’s a relief.”
“Who would do that?”
“This one in front is not a decent person! Serious people have poked and prodded!”
“Last time a guy asked me why my left index finger was yellower than the others, and I didn’t know how to answer.”
“You said it was the golden finger!”
Several people ate noodles together, Zhao Liya was also shouted up by Li Tiezhu to eat noodles.
After eating the noodles, the programme team brought up the raffle tray for Leonardo to draw. Yesterday, Li Tiezhu was in a hurry then he went to do the banquet and didn’t have time to draw the raffle at all.
Leonardo went up and turned the raffle disc …… charcoal barbecue grill one.
The crowd cheered, this thing is reliable!
Tonight eat barbecue!
Leonardo is also very excited, know that he suddenly remembered that he is leaving here this afternoon, suddenly can not laugh.
At this time, Shue came.
Instead of looking for Li Tiezhu, he beckoned Hei Waer over. Hei Waer was quite sociable and already had several acquaintances in the village.
Hei Waer found Li Tiezhu with a black face and took out an object.
Li Tiezhu was startled!
Hei Waer said: “Shugo gave me le, he said that I as your bodyguard, the gun did not have a …… shameful skin! Then, he helped to get a hand, said to give you to support the face.”
This is a match gun!
Li Tiezhu looked at Brother Shue, who was waving at him, Li Tiezhu smiled and nodded, then took out his mobile phone to call Demon Spirit.
After calling the Demon Spirit, the programme team started to arrange today’s task – helping four special hardship cases move.
The first to move was Shugo’s house, as he was the closest.
Wang Dagang took Li Tiezhu and the others to the house, by which time Brother Shue had already got into the police car.
Not long after, Li Tiezhu and the others rummaged through the cellar and found several detonators and two powder guns, as well as a homemade crossbow.
For the sake of Shue’s future safety, Li Tiezhu once again picked up his mobile phone:
“Crooked? Demon spirit? Please come back again, yes, it’s still Li Tiezhu’s house, there’s a new discovery ……”
