Chicken was met with pop-up jeers:
“Hahahahaha ……”
“How dare you give such a big bag to your son?”
“Brother Chicken is so inappropriate!”
“Clip Sh*t Crawler is so pathetic.”
“Crap! Full power? What kind of luck is this?”
“Crawler has changed the poor and backward appearance of the primitive home with his own strength.”
“Ou Qi full of cuties.”
“Pfft …… two potatoes.”
“Brother Chicken really has a hand that stinks worse than his face!”
“Dull enemy, I believe it, hahaha ……”
“The taunts from the Great Filial Son are the most deadly!”
Chicken pressed the dark green duck tongue cap, a face of speechless, I f*cking believe a gross light, only your godfather that stupid fork is more than twenty years old and still watch Au Bump Man, but also, his IQ IQ with the children is not much different, sometimes owed to the pump and sometimes dorky.
Clip sh*t crawling children smile like a curved crescent moon eyes, very cute, the mountain chicken want to get angry can not get angry.
Soon, they came to the bamboo shed.
Li Tiezhu was wrapping leafy poi, the poi leaves were cut in the mountain bay, and the glutinous rice flour and other ingredients were bought with points. Zhao Liya and Nie Yao were also learning how to wrap Ye’er Ba, this thing was also called Pig’er Ba, because it was a meat-filled soup dumpling held by a poa leaf, which looked like a white, fat pig.
For this reason, Nie Yao also sour: “Just to do this leaf child poi, spent seven points, then I want to eat pickled fish last time, only five points how you so stingy?”
Li Tiezhu: “You are not my godson! If you call me dad too, I’ll buy it for you too!”
Nie Yao: “……”
So damn reasonable! Or am I wrong?
Zhao Liya, the belly rabbit smasher, was arching fire again, “Brother Yao, call! Call one and have him make you pickled fish.”
Nie Yao glared at Zhao Liya and took out his mobile phone, preparing to switch off the hotspot.
Zhao Liya hurriedly conceded, “Alright, alright! I’m not kidding, Brother Yao do me a favour and don’t turn off the hotspot, I’m still down for a film ……”
Nie Yao: “Old Nie doesn’t give out, you guys really take me as a WiFi tool person?”
Zhao Liya: “No, absolutely not. What’s that …… clip sh*t crawler coming, and his father!”
Li Tiezhu wiped his hand on Nie Yao, and with a big smile, he greeted him, ran across two ridges to pick up Clip Sh*t Creeper, and took off his school bag and threw it to Brother Chicken.
“So heavy? It’s your bag, right?”
“Yes. Clip sh*t crawling child heartache me, said to help me share ……”
“My dad never let me carry heavy things when I was a kid, and he carried me. How are you a dad?”
“Err ……”
Chicken Man feels innocent, my dad never carried me when I was a kid, and he beat me and chained me.
Clip sh*t crawler kissed Li Tiezhu’s face, smiled and called a godfather, and then began to gabble about it, messy and not much of a clue. A moment to say that the dull enemy stole his pizza, a moment to say that his mother is pregnant with a small baby, a moment to say that the kindergarten aunts like to pinch his nose ……
He will be in first grade next year, and it will be more difficult to come out to play when he goes to school, so Li Tiezhu invited him and Brother Chicken to come here.
These are the two guests that Li Tiezhu personally invited, so he knows who is here in this issue.
Suddenly Clip Sh*t Crawler said to Li Tiezhu, “Godfather ah, my mummy is quarrelling with my dull enemy again.”
Chicken: “Hey!”
Li Tiezhu: “Why did you quarrel?”
Clip Sh*t Crawler: “My mummy says that Dull Enemy farts when he sleeps with her.”
Chicken: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “Hahahahahahaha!”
Clip Sh*t Crawler: “Godfather, do you fart in your sleep?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head: “I usually don’t let go, unless I can’t help it.”
Clip sh*t crawler joyfully said, “Then in the future, you sleep with my mummy, let the dull enemy sleep with me, I’m not afraid of the dull enemy farting, because, I will also fart! Haha!”
Chicken: “Hello? What’s wrong with you?”
Crawler: “Dorky, you have to speak in Mandarin.”
Chicken: “……”
Li Tiezhu again kissed clip sh*t crawler a mouthful, this godson really f*cking filial piety!
He said: “What are you anxious? Children’s words are reckless, and I will not really sleep with Cai Sister …… What is the point you did not hear?”
Chicken said: “The point is, my son let you sleep with my wife!”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Dumb enemy you small-minded oh, you say we are a family ah ……”
Chicken: “Godfather can only sleep with godmother! Do you understand? I’m going to cut this part out! Clip sh*t crawler, I your mummy godfather godmother, are all your family, but godfather and godmother are together, dull enemy and mummy are a pair, do you understand?”
The pop-ups were dense again:
“Wow! Great filial son ah this is ……”
“Chicken Brother’s face is green.”
“It’s the hat that’s green, right?”
“Crouch crouch! Chicken Brother really wearing a green hat!”
“Sister Colour: Son is so filial.”
“Coaxing great filial piety!”
“Brother Chicken took his hat off, hahahaha ……”
Chicken took the hat off and tried to continue explaining to Clip Sh*t Crawler.
Clip Sh*t Crawler didn’t understand or listen, and jumped in thought, “Godmother sent me the Aubergine Armour and forgot to bring it …… Godfather will love it.”
Chicken: “Bring what to bring, your godfather is such a big man ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Bumpman armour? Where did you buy it? Does it glow? Brother Chicken, you guys went to Kyoto? No, I have to call Bamboo and ask her to buy me a set too ……”
Chicken: “……”
Clip Sh*t Crawler: “To believe in light!”
Li Tiezhu: “To believe in the light!”
Hei Wa Er, who was following not far away, muttered, “We will always believe in the light and guard it!”
Clip Sh*t Crawler is so cute.
At this point, Heiwaer snapped to the roar! We don t have any women in our organisation except for Sister Camilla, and she is not a purebred woman, and although the brothers have all responded well, …… the number is too small, and the acreage won t be able to be high.
Still need to have a woman to be able to do, the end of the world without women, that is really the end of the world!
The inheritance of civilisation needs human reproduction as its foundation.
Well, that’s a problem!
Quietly walking away, Heiwaer took out a small notebook to record it, and drew five small suns, and then, added another small sun.
Thus,…… Ai En Paila religion’s first level six light “oracle” appeared!
At least, he personally marked it as level six light, as to whether it will be approved by the organisation, that is another matter.
On the top of the level 6 light “oracle”, the detailed production method and process of Ye’er Poi was recorded, with only a small sun.
Clip sh*t crawling children like to eat Ye Er Ba, but this thing children can not eat more, otherwise it is easy to accumulate food.
After breakfast, Wang Zhengyu led an old farmer over.
According to the previous pattern, it was time for the director to release the day’s mission.
Wang Zhengyu said, “This is Li Fengchang, his family’s cow is lost, now the village chief has sent someone to look for it. Reward 10 points if you find it.”
Zhao Liya: “Of course I want to help find it, whether I want points or not I should look for it.”
Nie Yao: “Points are still needed.”
Li Tiezhu asked, “When did your family lose their cow?”
Old farmer Li Fengchang said, “Little uncle, are you asking about the big cow or the small cow?”
“Lost two cows? When did you lose the big cow?”
“I found it missing this morning.”
“What about the calf?”
“Still missing this morning.”
“Er …… what are their characteristics?”
“The big cow or the calf?”
“Big bull first.”
“The big cow is black.”
“What about the calf?”
“The calf is also black.”
“What a load of rubbish! Why did you make me ask about the calf and the cow separately?”
“Because the big cow is mine.”
“And the calf?”
“Mine too.”
“……”
Nie Yao patted Li Tiezhu’s shoulder, thinking, now you know what kind of a mood we were in when we met you, right? The Li Clan Village really is a place of great talent!
Pop-up:
“This farmer uncle speaks with a lot of sense ……”
“Grandpa is very cautious in the face of problems!”
“This is not a grandpa, this is a great nephew!”
“moncler: I’m just playing~”
“This moncler outlet store must have read Mr Lu Xun’s article and Avray understood the essence.”
“The last time I was this speechless was last time.”
“Lecturer.”
“This is definitely not made up by the show’s writers, they don’t have this level.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Why did I suddenly think of Brother Shue?”
“Absolutely impossible, Brother Shue’s legs are broken and he only has one hand left.”
“He’s Brother Shue!”
“That’s also right ……”
Zhao Liya held back her laughter and said, “No, what’s there to ask? Don’t all cows look like that? Go to the mountains and find two cows and they must be his ah.”
Li Tiezhu: “Also right ……”
So everyone split up to look for the cows, Nie Yao and Chicken Brother together, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya took Clip Sh*t Crawler all the way.
Just walked to the edge of the cliff, Li Tiezhu stopped: “Not right!”
Zhao Liya: “What’s wrong?”
Li Tiezhu said, “There are many villagers looking for cows, should be this mountain’s southeast, northwest and north have sent people to go, but there is a place where no one must have gone!”
“What place?”
“Follow me.”
“Where to?”
“Of course to Brother Shue’s house!”
Li Tiezhu justified.
Zhao Liya came to a realisation, but felt a bit unbelievable: “Brother Shue’s legs are broken, and he was almost arrested two days ago …… Also, he’s Brother Shue!”
Brother Shue, a man who is good at creating miracles!
They first came to Li Tie Shu’s new home, there was no one, Wang Dagang must have gone to play mahjong, Brother Shue’s whereabouts are erratic, and he usually does not stay at home.
But, they still decided to make another trip to Brother Shue’s old house.
Moo~
Only after walking outside the courtyard wall, Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes as the sound of a cow mooing was too clear.
The pop-ups straight away called out Good Guy!
“It can’t really be Brother Shue, right?”
“Tie Zhu is so witty.”
“Just by looking at the programme’s editing, I know it’s Brother Shue, otherwise, it would have given Li Tiezhu such a detailed close-up?”
“And Zhao Liya’s reaction, it should be.”
“Could it be that Brother Shue wants to eat beef?”
“So, the biggest curiosity of this show is actually Brother Shue!”
“Crap! Cow mooing ……”
“I damn well knew it was Brother Shue who was being a demon again.”
“How can a decent person conducting research be considered a demon?”
