Zhao Liya spat: “Brother Shu is really physically disabled, his arms and legs are broken, and he still goes to steal cows?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Got beef to eat?”
Li Tiezhu walked along the stone steps to the door, kicked open the courtyard door, and saw …… Brother Shue squatting on one leg in the courtyard and milking the cow with one hand, the calf drooling on the side, and the cow was tethered to the corner of the courtyard, unable to escape.
“Zhu’er ~ morning!”
Li Tiezhu: “Good morning! What are you doing stealing a cow?”
Shugo lifted the bucket of milk and put it on the windowsill, leaning on his crutches to hand over the cigarettes: “Which one stole the cow? This cow is mine!”
“Li Fengchang said it was his cow.”
“It is also his ah.”
After a few more sentences, Li Tiezhu figured out that the cow was a ploughing cow that the two families raised together, which is very common in the village. A family to raise a cow is too big a burden, usually two or three families to raise a cow, busy farming rounds ploughing, ploughing their own land, but also to help others ploughing, ploughing a day two hundred yuan.
Li Tie Shu and Li Feng Chang each family to raise cattle for half a month, Shu really did not steal cattle.
Zhao Liya asked, “So it’s your turn to raise cows from today?”
Li Tieshu: “No! I’m leading it out for milking, and send it back after milking, there are still a few days before it’s my turn to raise the cow. I raise it for the first half of the month, and his family raises it for the second half of the month.”
So, this is an oolong, with Shu’s temperament of daring to love and hate, he definitely didn’t tell Li Fengchang about the cow.
Li Tiezhu: “What are you milking for?”
Shugo suddenly twisted up, stroked his hair, cigarette burned a few hair: “Gua granny pregnant up, hey ……”
Li Tiezhu speechless: “……”
Zhao Liya: “So, you are ready to make milk powder? Save it for the child to drink?”
Brother Shue is a craftsman come to think of it, homemade milk powder shouldn’t be difficult for him.
Brother Shue suddenly fell into deep thought, “Making milk powder …… is also a way haha! Hey, I thought of milking the melon woman every day to replenish her body, why didn’t I think of making milk powder out of what I couldn’t finish? Thank you!”
Zhao Liya: “???”
Clip sh*t crawler went to look for the calf to play, by the calf topped a fart pier, climbed up, the calf came to top him again, however, it is obvious that it has reduced the strength, clip sh*t crawler to top the giggle.
The calf was only two months old and was still drinking milk.
Clip Sh*t Crawler overheard the adult conversation and suddenly said, “You milked the cow, so what will the calf drink?”
Shue calmly said, “I gave the cow a milk-inducing massage, the amount of milk is even bigger, it can’t starve.”
Zhao Liya suddenly said to Li Tiezhu, “Silly Zhu! I finally met a master who is more versatile than you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Compared to Brother Shu, I’m ashamed to be inferior …… Even my dad, he’s not as good as him ……”
Pop-up:
“Brother Shue: Hello everyone, I’ll show you a one-handed milking show, offering!”
“I have to say this guy is indeed a talent.”
“It’s just that his brain circuits are not normal.”
“By the way, how many of them have normal brain circuits in their village?”
“That grandpa just now is very normal, he can tell the difference between a big cow and a small cow.”
“To be reasonable, the slightly normal ones have all gone out to work, that’s really how it is in the countryside nowadays.”
“After all, my brother Shu is a bull who has been expelled from a pyramid scheme.”
“Brother Shu loves his daughter-in-law very much.”
“Actually sprinkled with dog food by Brother Shue?”
“Homemade milk powder, hahaha ……”
“Clip Sh*t Crawler is having so much fun with the calf.”
“Cows are really spiritual animals and know how to collect power.”
“So cute!”
“This calf is even more adorable than Shugo.”
“Hmm???”
“It’s not right! Brother Shu is a male, how can he urge milk? Where did you practice?”
Outside the courtyard, Hei Waer once again silently took out his small notebook, he has benefited a lot! Benefit a lot! This is the basic strategy of raising cows in the last days, it has been arranged long ago, but this is the first time I have heard of milk catalysing for cows, so I think it must be a very subtle craft.
I’ll make a note of it and ask Brother Shue for advice. I must learn this kind of trick, and maybe I can use it on people. If Sister Camilla needs it, she’ll be able to use it. ……
Right!
Not only can I milk the child, but I can also have a little surplus to use for dessert, and the end of the day is based on saving.
Not long after, the village chief drew out his belt and rushed in, and Shu went to the courtyard wall and flopped down, not doing any resistance or defence, just a brutal expression with a firm gaze.
Then, Li Fengchang also came, he was not angry with Li Tieshu, but also said to Li Tieshu: “Uncle! If you want milk, you raise cows, when you do not milk, we then take turns to raise. The two families’ cows, you alone milked the milk, what’s wrong with it!”
Li Tieshu is still being beaten: “To get ……”
He actually just wanted to secretly milking, milking and return, in fact, this is already his third day secretly milking, the first time was found. The main reason was that today he woke up a bit late, the previous two days he had milked in the middle of the night.
It’s a loss!
However, for the sake of letting the melon woman drink milk, for the sake of letting the sapling drink powdered milk, admit it.
Pop-up:
“I bought a little bamboo train set for my son! Go Shugo!”
“I also bought a bamboo pistol to crowdfund powdered milk for Shue.”
“I bought a frog made of bamboo that can f*cking jump!”
“What are you guys talking about?”
“Brother Shue’s jitterbug number! He’s on fire after the catalogue finished, and he’s live streaming crafts every day.”
“It’s more than three million fans, more than Heiwaer.”
“There are gadgets he made himself for sale in Shugo’s Shake Shack.”
“This guy is simply a genius, the car he made can also be remotely controlled ……”
“I heard he’s been working on drones recently!”
“Damn, talent ah ……”
“Brother Shue has finally found the right profession, dog head.”
“Be reasonable, compared to Brother Shu, Li Tiezhu’s hands-on ability is just scum!”
“I also went and searched, this guy is live streaming a three-dimensional version of the Qingming Shanghe Tu with bamboo, and the little man can still move ……”
“Did a few days, a big man gave him hundreds of thousands of custom-made.”
“Brother Tree …… trenchant ah!”
This is more than a month later, the current tree brother has not yet found the wealth code, is holding back to homemade milk powder.
Seeing the village chief tired of fighting, Brother Shue picked up the milk bucket and left, and also chatted with Hei Waer.
Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya brought the sh*t crawler back to the bamboo hut, Nie Yao and Brother Chicken have not yet returned, they went to look for cows under the mountain, although they received notice, but it will take some time to come back.
Clip sh*t crawler rode on Li Tiezhu’s neck and asked, “Godfather ah, just now that uncle why do you want to make milk powder ah? Won’t buy milk powder?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Uncle’s leg is injured, can’t go to the mall.”
Clip sh*t crawling child said: “Hey, then I send a can of milk powder to him, I stay enemy brought two cans.”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay, but what are you going to exchange with him?”
Clip Sh*t Crawler c*cked his head, “Give it to him, don’t want anything.”
“No, that uncle is a very backbone person, are you pitying him by giving him something directly? That’s not good.”
“I know, he doesn’t want to take something from someone for nothing ……”
“Right! When people give you things, you have to give them things back, got it?”
“Got it.”
A while later, Li Tiezhu and Clip Sh*t Crawler took a can of milk powder to Shugo’s house.
Brother Shue was overjoyed to see the legendary powdered milk, he didn’t know that the powdered milk was a four-stage powdered milk, that is, it was for three to six year olds, but it didn’t matter.
He immediately made a grasshopper out of bamboo that jumped a few times when he pressed its tail, very delicate and alive.
Clip Sh*t Crawler liked this new toy very much.
Li Tiezhu suggested that when Shue used his free time, he opened a live broadcast in Jieyin to make these gadgets.
Brother Shue: “What’s the point?”
Li Tiezhu said, “It can help you make money to buy milk powder.”
Brother Shue was puzzled.
Pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu is very good at teaching children.”
“So it was Serious Brother who told Brother Shue to make toys live?”
“A life coach!”
“Brother Shue’s Netflix life started from here!”
“Li Tiezhu really is the one who brings whoever flies ……”
“Qin Tao, Tony, Yi Xiaomao, Justin, Brother Shue.”
“That’s also Brother Shue’s clever hands, this craftsmanship is absolute!”
“Two days to make two gunpowder rifles and a crossbow of goods, the craftsmanship can be worse?”
When the programme was aired, Brother Shue’s jittery voice has been on fire abroad, a bunch of foreigners watched Brother Shue’s video of doing handcrafts in amazement, it’s not better than what Dick is? This is the master ah!
There are even foreign entertainment companies through Li Tiezhu’s agency, want to find Brother Shue to go on a variety show, called what the talent show.
Shugo refused, he had to take care of the pregnant Wang Dagang, and didn’t go anywhere.
Because of Shugo’s “cow theft”, the morning passed, but Li Tiezhu found the cow and gained ten points.
In the afternoon, they continued to cut pine trees to burn charcoal for the kiln, and the donkeys were very busy.
Cutting is Li Tiezhu their family tree, this forest is the village planted together, and then divided to each family, Li Tiezhu their family business to share more than fifty trees. Tree cutting application is the programme team and the village head to help get, a little complicated, after all, without a permit to cut trees is also a crime.
Or bamboo is convenient, just cut.
By the way, Li Tiezhu also went to the pond with dry water to pick up a lot of snails, ready to fry a plate at night.
The sun sloped in the west, and a fire was built to cook.
At this time, the staff of the programme team also set up the electric wires, perfectly connected to the bamboo hut and tree house.
Li Tiezhu steamed the rice and asked, “Is this all? Wang Jiafang, where are the electric lights?”
Zhao Liya: “Still need to ask? Of course you have to spend points to buy it!”
Nie Yao: “If you want to buy a light, you can just buy it with points, but you don’t even have a plug-in board? Just the wires? That’s too much, isn’t it?”
Chicken holding the clip sh*t crawler on the sidelines to watch the fun, haha, it’s still convenient for me to smoke the potatoes, directly.
Wang Jiafang asked the staff to bring up a board, and made the price clear, 3 points for the electric light, 5 points for the plug board, 6 points for the electric kettle, and 20 points for the induction cooker ……
Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: “Buy it or not?”
Zhao Liya skimmed her lips, “The lights still need to be bought, and the plug-in board also buy one, so we don’t have to spend money on renting a charging treasure, save money.”
Li Tiezhu: “Two lamps, one plugboard, eleven points for you, so stingy!”
Wang Jiafang took away the points card and shook his head, “Buying so little, how stingy!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey! Electricity won’t cost you anything, right?”
Wang A-fang slapped his head: “Right! The electricity meter is installed, one credit for one degree of electricity.”
Nie Yao reaches out and goes to pinch Li Tiezhu’s neck: “I’ll let you talk too much!”
Chicken: “Hahahahaha ……”
Clip Sh*t Crawler held the grasshopper: “Dull Enemy ah, Godfather taught me to be courteous. I sent electricity, you sent two potatoes, and the cow was not found, good enough to eat?”
Chicken: “……”
His own son is really filial mouth ah.
