After installing the air conditioner, Li Tiezhu gave out water to the air conditioning masters.
Chicken chatted with the air conditioning masters, “Master, what kind of work do you do?”
The two air conditioning masters looked at each other, and then looked back at the classroom’s freshly installed air conditioner, and revealed a sceptical expression, right, what do we do for a living? Could it be welding?
Clip sh*t crawler: “Dumb enemy ah, I guess they are installing air conditioners.”
Chicken knocked his brain: “Ah …… right, I was infected by Li Tiezhu.”
After the recording of the eighth period, Chicken and Clip Sh*t Crawler left, and came a big name, Hollywood film star Guo Da Da, Jason Statham.
Li Tiezhu took him to dig mud and burn red bricks for a day, and tired moncler outlet store him out.
The next day at six o’clock in the morning called moncler outlet store up, hand in hand to teach Jason moncler outlet store ploughing the field, has been tossed to five o’clock in the afternoon he left until the midday meal are Zhao Liya sent in the ridge to eat.
A day of ploughing generates a hundred and fifty dollars for the Primitive House, discounted because moncler outlet store ploughing is of a worrying standard and inefficient.
When interviewed, Jason Statham sat barefoot on the ridge, panting and said:
“It was a special experience, you know, this trip was totally outside my life, I mean …… it was so hard! I never knew it was possible to outsmart bricks like this, it’s so primitive, rudimentary, and uninteresting, yet full of ingenuity and strength, yes, human physical strength. As for ploughing the fields, it’s more of a technical job, the cows are very obedient, but that’s still hard for me. Anyway …… it’s all in the past, thanks to Iain Pella for helping me, but I don’t want to come back to this show, haha ……”
The last shot of Jason moncler outlet store is leaning against the car seat and huffing and puffing, and he can’t even wake up.
The pop-ups all say that Li Tiezhu is livestock:
“Why clip the sh*t crawler came to eat, drink and play?”
“There is still elegance to create music, I, Guo Da Zi, came and you use him as livestock?”
“This is hell mode, isn’t it?”
“Tired my grandpa out.”
“It’s tired bald!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“moncler outlet store said never come again, laugh to death.”
“Feel the deep malice.”
“To be honest, Little Li Zi and other artists came quite relaxed, Guo Da ……”
“Has Guo Da offended Li Tiezhu?”
“I guess it’s the same sex? All are action stars.”
When interviewed by the programme team, Li Tiezhu said this:
“That’s different, the ones who come to this show are ordinary artists, how can they stand the pain? Jason moncler outlet is different, he is a tough guy! An action star! I like his films very much. That physique and those muscles …… are even better than Wu Jing, he can beat ten like my master, and burning bricks and ploughing fields is not a piece of cake for him? How can we look down on him just because moncler outlet online he is old? Of course we have to let him have a fulfilling two days, he came to this show, he must want to learn something ……”
The pop-ups were also powerless to spit, just silently and neatly brushing the middle finger pattern in praise.
In the tenth instalment, the guests are Grand Master Yu Qian and Guo Gangde, the real Grand Master Guo is here.
Li Tiezhu let the two old masters and cement to build a wall, they are ready to build the kitchen, their current kitchen, only a stove.
Good guy, Mr. Guo lay the bottom one metre two, too high and can not reach, Mr. Yu lay the top one metre two to two metres four, division of labour and co-operation efficiency of the whole quite high. While laying the wall, but also while talking about comedy, Nie Yao and Zhao Liya amused gaga music, oh豁都笑了, Li Tiezhu and donkey in the effort to move bricks over, did not listen to all.
The two old men said the morning, the afternoon is not said, waist pain lungs also hurt.
The sun dipped in the west, Guo teacher holding the dog squatting next to the bamboo hut, legs and stomach still shaking it. He grimaced and said: “The dog ah! Your master is not human …… really take people as donkeys to make ah!”
Yu Qian in the pergola next to drink sorghum wine: “ooh! There is no donkey with such short legs.”
Guo Gangde froze, looked at himself, and looked not far from the donkey eating grass, a time of mixed feelings but can not grams to say.
Li Tiezhu is killing ducks, Guo teacher drew the prize, ready to kill the night stewed sour radish old duck soup. At this time, he gave Guo teacher relief, said:
“He is talking nonsense, Teacher Guo don’t be afraid, there are also short-legged donkeys.”
Yu Qian looked at Guo Gangde: “Oh! Clumsy eyes, didn’t recognise it.”
Guo Gangde: “You guys don’t live?”
Li Tiezhu plucked the duck feathers while saying, “Don’t be angry, Teacher Guo, the grandpa isn’t saying you’re a donkey. It’s saying you don’t look like a donkey.”
Yu Qian: “Right! It’s true that you don’t look like one, so you didn’t recognise it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah, that’s why I’m explaining it for Teacher Guo.”
Guo Gangde looked at Li Tiezhu: “Then …… do I still have to thank you?”
Yu Qian took another sip of wine: “Hey! That’s not necessary either. Tiezhu knows more about donkeys than I do, do you understand?”
Guo Gangde: “No.”
Yu Qian pointed to the donkey eating grass and said, “No need to feel inferior, donkeys don’t understand either.”
“Woah yah yah yah yah bully!”
Guo Gangde jumped up, five centimetres off the ground, wowed and threw a dog at Yu Qian.
“Ower~”
Oh豁都傻了，怎么就飞起来呢？
This is …… going to the sky ah?
Yu Qian hurriedly one-handed Oh豁接住：”Do what ah? Tiger poison is still not eat the child!”
Guo Gangde a rolled up his sleeve.
Yu Qian stood up: “What drop men? You want to fight?”
Guo Gangde: “No! I’ll cut the radishes.”
Yu Qian sat back with the dog in his arms and said to the donkey not far away, “See? Learn from me, do you know how to cut radish? Just know how to eat ……”
Zhao Liya and Nie Yao hid far away and snickered, one was burning the fire, one was washing vegetables.
Li Tiezhu all laughed, Teacher Donkey is holding it in for too long, and is making a strong revenge here.
The pop-up screen laughed like crazy:
“Hahahahahahahahaha ……”
“I f*cking sh*t out laughing.”
“What kind of tiger and wolf line is this?”
“The cream of the entire Chinese comedy world is all here.”
“Isn’t this better than Yun De She?”
“Teacher Donkey’s perfect revenge.”
“It’s said that these two are the only ones in the entire circle who can dislike Guo Gangde.”
“Such a poor little black fatso.”
“Only Grandpa Li Fengchang can dislike Li Tiezhu.”
“Are you talking about Big Bull or Little Bull?”
“Guo Gangde cursed and threw a dog at you.”
“Dog: it’s like flying~”
“Why are you able to send voice?”
“Donkey doesn’t know, hahahahahaha!”
“Is cutting radishes okay?”
After slicing the sour radish, Guo Gangde walked out with a chopper and said, “Senior, let me ask you something.”
Yu Qian: “You tell me.”
“Do you think there are donkeys with short legs in this world?”
“That shouldn’t be the case.”
“Is there a donkey with a hot head?”
“If you have to give it a perm, I guess it will work.”
“Ah! Then I’m not confused, it’s still Master who knows more.”
“Nonsense, you’re holding a knife, can’t I understand? You’re just asking me about relativity quantum mechanics I have to understand it too!”
“You are so erudite.”
Guo Gangde holding the truth, pulled a knife flower, almost cut himself, scared, not pulled, and again striding eight steps towards plucking duck feathers Li Tiezhu. At this time, Guo was refreshed, his waist was not sore his legs did not hurt, and he felt that he could now climb ten trees in one breath.
“Li Tiezhu!”
“What for?”
Li Tiezhu had almost finished plucking the duck feathers, so he picked up the axe and looked innocently at Master Guo.
Master Guo looked at the axe, and then looked at his kitchen knife, a smile, “So what …… radish cut finished, there is still nothing to cut?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! Shredded potatoes.”
Guo moncler outlet online: “Dele! I’ll take care of it!”
Yu Qian look straight happy, drinking wine are almost choking, then, he gave oh open pour a small mouth in the mouth, oh open wailed and ran, a breath out of a few fields, this speed are fast take off.
Zhao Liya: “What? What’s wrong with the Oh Exempt?”
Yu Qian: “Haha! Wine is a good thing, can stimulate the dog body potential, see it happy.”
Zhao Liya holding a smoking poker: “Grandpa want a perm?”
Dare to bully my dog?
Yu Qian: “No, I’ll have a cigarette. You’re busy!”
Li Tiezhu takes an axe and splits a few wooden branches and lights them on fire, using the fire to burn off all the looks on the duck, then starts chopping the duck with the axe for cooking, bang bang bang.
Nie Yao was ready to cut the vegetables after washing them, but saw that Teacher Guo had already cut on it, and curiously said, “Teacher Guo, you also know how to cut shredded potatoes?”
Guo Gangde: “Nonsense, he’s holding an axe, can I not cut?”
Nie Yao had a low laugh point and let out a giggle.
The dinner was unusually sumptuous, and with the electric light connected to the pergola, the small bamboo table could barely hold so many dishes. Sour radish and duck soup, taro casserole, shredded potatoes with peppers, crispy peanuts, roasted pork with bamboo shoots, stewed hooves with soybeans, and fried snails.
Well, the snails were picked up by Li Tiezhu in the field yesterday when that fake Guo Dai Lai was in the field.
It’s a pity that Guo left yesterday and didn’t get to eat it. Today, I made it for the other real Guo to eat, and it’s also a way to let Guo rest in peace …… no, get what he wants.
Pop-up screen:
“ooh! This table dishes ……”
“Jason Statham: are you guys polite?”
“Hahaha ……”
“Guo Da Lai Tian picked up snails and gave them to Guo Gang De.”
“Although Lao Guo and Yu Da Da worked quite a bit, they ate well too!”
“There’s no harm without comparison.”
Teacher Yu was most satisfied with these dishes, which were good for drinking.
Guo Gangde first whole two bowls of potato casserole, eat full before starting to eat vegetables slowly, today is really for him exhausted, he really did not expect Li Tiezhu so ruthless ah, actually let him move bricks to build a wall.
Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu are drinking and chatting with Grand Master Yu.
Guo Gangde gnawed a small piece of pig’s trotters, hiccuped, and threw the bone to Oh Exempt, sighing: “I should have known not to come.”
Li Tiezhu: “The contract is signed ……”
Yu Qian said, “Well! No, the contract was signed by our disciples, Qin Tao and Yue Yupeng. We heard that they are coming to eat a big meal, thinking that the children are busy at work, do not run back and forth exhausted, said for them to come, the programme team is quite happy, they are also very touched.”
Li Tiezhu: “Dare to move? Fear is not dare to move it.”
Yu Qian: “A meaning!”
Guo Gangde: “I’m really tired today, don’t work tomorrow, right? The kitchen wall is also built for you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Build another roof, and go to the pond to catch eels in the afternoon? The water is shallow, less than half a metre.”
Yu Qian: “It’s too dangerous, don’t drown the corners.”
Guo Gangde: “……”
