Li Tiezhu: “Half a metre deep can drown a person?”
Yu Qian: “The water is half a metre deep, and there’s mud? How deep is the mud?”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, that adds up to almost a metre, it’s quite dangerous. That Guo teacher tomorrow on the shore to cheer us on, and oh exempt together.”
Yu Qian: “Dogs don’t need to, dogs are born to swim, a little better than Mr Guo.”
Guo Gangde: “What do you mean the dog is better than me?”
Yu Qian: “You can swim too?”
“How refreshing!”
“Yes, the fat man can float by himself, then you are better than the dog, the dog can not, it has to plan.”
“That is …… hey?”
“And you also know how to speak comedy.”
“Oh?”
Guo Gangde new clip up the pig’s feet fell, today all here to damage me? What’s wrong with you? The tiger is not morbid when I am a powerful cat ah ……
Li Tiezhu: “He can also shred potatoes.”
Yu Qian: “Right! No donkey knows how to do that.”
Guo Gangde: “Brother Qian’er, do you think we’ll still get a bonus this year? We’re not expanding a theatre, are we? Or don’t give it out this year.”
Yu Qian: “No donkey would do that!”
Zhao Liya: “Hahaha ……”
Nie Yao chokes on his laughter while drinking soup, “Cough cough ……”
Guo Gangde: “……”
Is this crazy? Even threats don’t work anymore? Could it be that Li Tiezhu has a buff effect? Enhanced?
Li Tiezhu secretly poked and arched the fire and said, “Teacher Guo, Master Yu said that if you pay a bonus this year, you are a donkey.”
Yu Qian: “Hey? Hey?”
Guo Gangde: “Well …… a little bit of truth.”
Yu Qian put down the wine glass, to pickpocket Li Tiezhu: “Not, column you which side? Did not say goodbye to help me take revenge? I have been bullied by the boss for decades, do you have some sympathy ……”
Li Tiezhu said: “I just casually said that, you really dare to believe? I give you what revenge ah, I just want to add a little programme effect.”
Yu Qian: “So I was fooled by you?”
Pop-up:
“Half a metre deep can only drown another Teacher Guo, right?”
“Junior?”
“Old Guo is harder, unless his head is facing down.”
“These three are all worse than each other.”
“It’s rare to see Guo Gangde suffer.”
“This is a f*cking famous scene!”
“No! The following is the famous scene. High-energy warning!”
“Nuclear power ahead, non-combatants please evacuate.”
“Really don’t eat, you’ll choke to death.”
Guo Gangde smiled grimly and gnawed on a pig’s hoof, good guy, actually colluding.
He took out his mobile phone and swiped it up, touching Nie Yao by his side: “Brother Yao’er, the signal isn’t very good on this mountaintop.”
Nie Yao: “It’s on.”
Guo Gangde: “Password.”
“LTZ981010, Li Tiezhu initials plus birthday.”
“Oh …… your mobile phone hotspot, how to use his birthday as a password? Too ambiguous ah!”
“With other passwords he can’t remember ah, three days to ask.”
“This excuse is very good, I almost believed it.”
“No, we ……”
“Got it!”
“Understand what ah? He and I are just gentlemen’s friends.”
“Oh …… gentlemanly friendship! Can not dare to say it on TV, the programme team, this paragraph cut ah.”
“Why? What were you thinking?”
“I’m not thinking anything. What do you think I’m thinking? Young man, your thoughts are dangerous.”
“I …… you ……”
Nie Yao was completely baffled, how did he get sidetracked by him?
Guo Gangde: “Don’t say it, say it again and everyone will know.”
Zhao Liya: “Yao low-profile! Don’t get any gossip for Silly Pillar.”
Nie Yao: “……”
Zhao Liya, where are you from? I don’t know what your relationship with Tie Zhu is like, do I? Who are you to follow and make a fuss?
It can’t be helped, rabbit smashes are just so evil.
Guo Gangde brushed his mobile phone freely and gnawed on the pig s trotters.
Well …… comfortable.
Yao Geer is good, is a person who can easily bring happiness, no wonder Tiezhu likes him so much.
Their happiness is based on Nie Yao s pain, which is very immoral.
Nie Yao asked Li Tiezhu for help, “Tiezhu, clarify this.”
Li Tiezhu drank one with Yu Qian and said, “Clarify what? Didn’t you say it all? A gentleman’s friendship fades into water.”
Zhao Liya: “Pfft~box box box box ……”
Yu Qian: “Choke cough cough click ……”
This is really choking.
Guo Gangde also laughed spread joy, by the way to help Yu Qian pat the back, can not choke to death, this year did not buy insurance for him.
Nie Yao stomped his feet, “It’s light as water!”
Li Tiezhu chucked a few pieces of sour radish for himself, “It’s all the same. I kissed Yao that was the first time we met!”
Guo Gangde: “So direct? Not pulling hands first before kissing?”
Now it was Teacher Guo’s turn to take revenge.
Zhao Liya laughed so hard that she slapped the table.
Yu Qian, who had just smoothed out a breath of air, branched out laughing again and choked on his own saliva, his face coughed red.
Nie Yao: “It’s affectionate, not kissing that what …… there were a lot of people at that time.”
Guo Gangde: “Oh, that’s inconvenient.”
Nie Yao: “This …… Tiezhu you say.”
Li Tiezhu: “You don’t make up with Mr Guo, he likes to bully people, take advantage of the mouth, unlike me, honest.”
Nie Yao: “You’re honest my arse!”
Li Tiezhu: “Speaking of farts, I remember. The first time I met Brother Yao was on the set of Three Kingdoms, our friendship started from then, I stabbed him in the arse just after knowing him for a while ……”
Nie Yao covers his face:”……”
Big Brother! What are you talking about? Although what you say is the truth, but it sounds strange, seems …… to be more and more black ah!
It’s over. ……
Guo Gangde also did not give Yu Qian pat on the back, love death, he began to applaud: “There is a picture! Li Tiezhu is an honest man, what he said is definitely the truth.”
Zhao Liya burst out laughing, holding her waist with one hand and wiping her tears with the other.
Yu Qian was still coughing.
Li Tiezhu: “That’s for sure, I never lie.”
Nie Yao: “Stop talking, please.”
Li Tiezhu spread his hands, “Wasn’t it you who told me to speak?”
The pop-up screen had a seizure:
“Guo Gangde: If I can’t dislike others I’ll dislike Brother Yao.”
“Brother Yao: Why am I always the one who gets hurt?”
“Too ambiguous?”
“A gentleman’s friendship is as light as water?”
“Eggs out of water?”
“Brake! Or I’ll jump out of the car.”
“This car is driven by Guo Gangde, how can I brake?”
“Kissing as soon as we meet?”
“I’m damn convinced, can you still understand it like that?”
“Indeed unethical, how also need to first pull the hand brewing a bit before kissing.”
“Just met and stabbed him in the arse, hahaha ……”
“Laugh not live!”
“Ya Ya laughing so happily, must be a corrupt woman!”
“What kind of tiger and wolf word is this?”
“Box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box ……”
“I still have that motion picture in my phone, the famous scene!”
“Tie Zhu and Nie Yao’s relationship is sort of sitting on the fence.”
“Serious brother this naive batch ……”
“Li Tiezhu disclaimed: it’s the stock that stabbed, not the eye!”
“Crap!”
Nie Yao was going crazy, burying his head and drinking, not wanting to care about anyone, they were all bad people, especially Guo Gangde and Zhao Liya.
Li Tiezhu gave Nie Yao a piece of duck neck meat: “Brother Yao, don’t just drink, eat the vegetables.”
Nie Yao looked at the duck neck in the bowl and crumbled even more.
As expected, Zhao Liya, Guo Gangde and Yu Qian burst out laughing again.
Li Tiezhu asked Nie Yao, “What are they laughing at?”
Nie Yao took another sip of wine and didn’t want to talk.
Zhao Liya: “Box box box box …… Brother Yao quickly eat ah, people Li Tiezhu specially for you to clip the dishes. What’s the point of being polite? You’re good brothers who sleep together, why are you still being polite?”
The Dark Rabbit Smash started up again.
Nie Yao picked up the bowl and poured the duck neck into Li Tiezhu’s bowl in silent defiance.
Li Tiezhu wondered, “Brother Yao, what’s wrong with you?”
Zhao Liya: “He’s angry, why don’t you coax him?”
Li Tiezhu: “?”
Nie Yao himself laughed out loud, “Box box box box …… Laozi really convinced you guys!”
Zhao Liya: “Brother Yao don’t be angry, they men are all big pig’s hooves.”
Nie Yao: “Collect the Avatar, Ya Ya!”
Amidst all the laughter, the group had a pleasant and relaxing night, except for Nie Yao and the donkey.
The tractor was frightened by their laughter and lost sleep that night.
The next day, when Nie Yao woke up to wash up, Li Tiezhu, who was cleaning up the donkey’s dung and eggs, greeted him cordially:
“Brother Yao, what do you want to eat in the morning? I’ll make it for you!”
Zhao Liya was lying on the window of the treehouse with her hair spread out, “Oh yo yo~”
Nie Yao inexplicably reddened his ears, “Get lost! You don’t care what I eat.”
Zhao Liya: “That’s right, Brother Yao! That’s it, let him understand that old lady is angry, the kind that can’t be coaxed.”
Nie Yao: “#$@%&*#@……”
Li Tiezhu raised his head and said to Zhao Liya: “You stop talking. Last night, Brother Yao slept and kicked the quilt, or I gave him a cover, I guess he didn’t have a good rest and his temper is poor.”
“Box box box box ……”
Zhao Liya laughed so hard that she used her head to hit the window frame.
Li Tiezhu was at a loss, always feeling …… that something was wrong somewhere.
The good thing is that in the morning to continue to work, Zhao Liya led the donkey to hump bamboo leaves, there is no time to make things. They had to put a roof on the kitchen where the wall was built yesterday, and it only took three hours to complete it.
After lunch, several people went to the pond with the bamboo basket that Li Tiezhu had woven.
After hitting the grain, the villagers have to plough the field again, ploughing the field has a final technical work, called stranding the edge, that is, ploughing the paddy field Avray on all four sides once again, using thin mud to paste the inside of the ridge, locking the water in the field does not seep away.
Winter is to store water in the field to raise the field, so the pond water is almost drained.
Now, a large pond is full of mud, only the middle of the deepest place there are some cesspools, less than half a metre deep, this time is the opportunity to pick up fish to catch loaches.
In normal years, the villagers would have come to sweep through.
But not this year, they are all very simple, since the beginning of the delivery of food bacon can not, then the fish and shrimp to Li Tiezhu them.
The programme team didn’t say anything and acquiesced.
The little black fat man was the first to go down to the pond, presumably eager to front the half-metre deep water couldn’t drown him, and then, he got stuck in the silt and couldn’t pull out.
“Tie Zhu! Save me!”
Teacher Guo’s shout was slightly shrill.
Yu Qian held a cigarette in his mouth, “What are you panicking about? Just wait, I’ll come and pull you out after I finish this cigarette.”
Li Tiezhu also felt it was a shame to lose half of his cigarette: “Brother Yao!”
Nie Yao was catching loaches: “It’s open.”
“No, you go help Mr Guo.”
“Oh.”
So …… Nie Yao also fell in, the end of the silt there was over the knee.
Then Zhao Liya also went to save people, the same hitch themselves in, three people looked at the two people smoking on the shore in unison.
Yu Qian flicked ash: “This is the gourd master to save the doll ah! We still go? What if all five are trapped inside?”
