Li Tiezhu said, “What else? We go back to drink a cup?”
Yu Qian: “That dare good, just last night’s peanut rice is still left that old much …… let them planted inside the child, next year we come to collect a car Guo Gangde.”
“That is not the world chaos ah?”
“Also, the scourge of this thing one is more than enough.”
Li Tiezhu laughed, this is Yu Da master diaphragm Guo Da master it.
Oh exempt but panicked, the little guy is almost three months old, very resourceful.
Seeing the master deep in the mud is very worried, rushing Li Tiezhu straight barking, after all, it has been brought by Zhao Liya.
The dog is on the verge of crying: “Woof woof woof ~”
But Yu Da Yi is not the right person, said to the dog, “ooh! Real or fake?”
“Woof woof ……”
“Well, there’s still this?”
“Woof owl!”
“Hey! Never heard of it.”
“Woof!”
“If there’s something you want to say, don’t worry, let’s just keep our tongues straight, okay?”
“……”
“Don’t be quiet!”
Li Tiezhu people are stupid, worthy of the world’s first joke, even the f*cking dog can hold? This world there is you can not hold?
“Woof woof woof woof ……”
“How do you know so well?”
“Woof, woof, woof. ……”
“Who is it? Trapped in it?”
“Ow~”
“What’s it got to do with you? What’s your hurry with here?”
“……”
“Listen to the big man, calm down.”
“Oooh ……”
The moncler outlet online happy to piss off the dog.
But it can’t?
The dog is angry ah, directly flying from the pond embankment jumped, loyal to save the master.
Brave dog is not afraid of sleepy ……
I go, directly planted thin mud stand, head down kind, two small short legs are still struggling.
Yu Qian came a sentence: “ooh! Don’t think about it ah, how good to be alive.”
Li Tiezhu startled, hurriedly followed by jumping down, a hand will be oh exempt from pulling out, rushed to the cesspool in the pond to wash the dog clean.
Still good, the vitality is quite tenacious, do not cry and do not make a fuss, the eyes look to Zhao Liya.
Li Tiezhu wrung out the dog, or stroked it dry a little, put it in the pocket of his clothes and loaded it, and walked over to save the three of them.
Pop-up screen:
“This is an expert, this is an expert!”
“This is a real dog, this is a real dog!”
“Yu Qian holds everything.”
“The old man cracked a smile, can you even talk to a dog?”
“Mr Yu is very human.”
“After all, he is a man who has run fruit in the Bund ……”
“The dog collapsed, hahahahaha ……”
“Jumped off the couch!”
“Haha! Zapped the mud.”
“It’s pathetic, but I can’t help but laugh out loud.”
“Grand Master Yu is really great!”
Those three were quite emotionally stable and were even laughing.
Nie Yao: “I’m convinced, what the hell kind of operation is this for Grand Master Yu?”
Zhao Liya lamented, “Grand Master is letting himself go! Our programme is really special, hey, my dog ……”
Guo Gangde: “Don’t worry, it won’t die. Brother Qian’er’s eloquence is a masterpiece, usually just let me, really want to dislike I can not as good as him. All of you can see ah, he can even hold the dog, let alone me. I’m better than a dog ……”
Nie Yao and Zhao Liya simultaneously looked at Guo Grand Master, why are you suddenly playing with suicide?
Guo Gangde was also baffled, what am I saying?
Well, Li Tiezhu is poisonous!
Li Tiezhu came over, first Zhao Liya ripped out of the mud back to the shore, the dog to her: “Go back to the fire to heat it.”
Zhao Liya: “Heat it up? Leftovers?”
“Roast it!”
“Oh.”
Then, Li Tiezhu came to the two men.
In fact, the reason for sinking in was simple, their strength was too small, and they hadn’t walked in the field, they had no skills, so naturally they couldn’t pull themselves out.
“Come on, wiggle your foot from side to side, let the air in, then gently and slowly lift your foot, does it come out? Don’t use brute force, the slower the more effort you save, okay, you guys go to the place where the mud is shallow, I’ll take this side.”
Next, Li Tiezhu, Guo Gangde and Nie Yao, each carrying a bamboo basket, swept in the pond, their trousers were soaked.
Unlike the Mushroom House, each person was issued a waterproof suit, in the primitive people did not have that treatment, Nie Yao was also clams stuck in the foot, but did not bleed.
Nie Yao: “Tie Zhu, is there any way to protect your feet? Don’t zap Teacher Guo.”
Guo Gangde also looked at Li Tiezhu, it is true that he always stepped on mussel shells in the pond.
Li Tiezhu said, “Yes, there are, must be pregnant condoms, there are still a lot left, put them on your feet.”
Guo Gangde: “You still bring this stuff on the show?”
Nie Yao laughed badly, “Who knows what his dog brain thinks.”
Guo Gangde looked at Nie Yao: “It’s not easy for Brother Yao!”
Nie Yao: “???”
Master Yu didn’t go down to the pond, he moved a bamboo matzah and sat on the bank holding a wine gourd to watch the fun. The gourd was a gift from Brother Shue, and a handmade work of his, with peonies carved into the gourd.
Whenever a villager passes by, moncler outlet online Yu sends them cigarettes and chats with them, staff are not spared.
“Have you eaten?”
“Picking manure? Oooh! Fresh enough, the flavour is right!”
“Yoo-hoo, this goat is so juicy, how much is it a catty?”
“Not for sale?”
“Is that sweet potato vine you’re carrying? Can you eat it all? How many people are in your family?”
“Ah …… feed pigs ah.”
“Isn’t this Tiezhu’s second uncle? We’ve met before in Jinmen, what are you doing?”
“Hi! The school asked the parents, what did they do again?”
“Taking off a girl’s shoes? Good guy, these two kids are smart since they were young. ……”
“Dude, your camera is so small, did the crew run out of money?”
“You’re filming me with a small one? You’re filming Li Tiezhu with a big machine? Hey ……”
“Wang A-fang!”
At four o’clock in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu and the others finally came out of the pond with a full harvest of snails, loaches, eels, and carp …….
Nie Yao: “Today’s harvest is really good, tomorrow’s guests are blessed.”
Guo Gangde: “Not getting it tonight?”
Nie Yao: “Just the three of us will just make do with some random leftovers and leave it for the guests, otherwise we’ll still have to spend points on groceries tomorrow.”
Guo Gangde: “I think it’s better to get all of them, give them a hard time.”
Li Tiezhu gathered the three bamboo baskets together and said, “Tough on Mr Guo, er …… tough on Master Qian’er, let’s go back and change? Then I’ll send you guys to the car.”
Guo Gangde smiled, “What car ride?”
Li Tiezhu: “The programme team’s car, send you back to the town ah.”
Guo Gangde: “Who said we are leaving?”
Li Tiezhu: “What do you mean?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Nie Yao: “There’s not enough rice ah ……”
Guo Gangde: “That doesn’t matter! If we’re here, you have to take care of the rice. Today is the tenth instalment, right? There are two more four-day periods behind us! Don’t want to blind me, I know you have a takeaway opportunity in your hands, I want to eat a big meal.”
Li Tiezhu: “After half a day, you are here on holiday?”
Guo Gangde: “So what if I am? Have the ability to beat me to death?”
The little black fat man is very arrogant!
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Although I have the ability, I can’t really do this. If I beat him to death, I still have to spend money to buy him a birthday kit. ……
Yu Qian: “Beat him to death, his share I eat.”
Guo Gangde went up and pounded Yu Qian’s chest with his small fist: “Are you annoying!”
Nie Yao: “Phew~”
In short, these two titans just relied on it, Li Tiezhu was really embarrassed to kick them out, after all, with the curiosity and ability of these two, it was adding to the programme.
Dinner must be made to get some sumptuous.
Fried small fish, rake loach, dry-fried eel, spicy fried snails, taro roast chicken, in addition to last night’s leftovers and sour radish old duck soup.
In the evening, Yu Qian and Li Tiezhu drank a lot of wine and had a good time for another day.
Zhao Liya and Brother Yao took old clothes to make clothes for the dog, not to mention, Zhao Liya even threaded the needle is difficult enough, but Nie Yao needlework first-class, Zhao Liya is responsible for the idea, Nie Yao is responsible for the realisation.
Why do dog clothes, because …… Zhao Liya to the dog heating, no, bake dry when the dog butt hair burned a large handful, and even flooded out the smell of meat.
It is said that the dog was scared to pee, thinking that the owner was going to roast it.
Zhao Liya has been hugging Oh豁碎念：”Mummy sorry you, I do not mean ……”
It must be said that Oh Kua is also an ill-fated dog.
In order to make up for their own mistakes, Zhao Liya this night to bring the oh open-minded on the tree house, exceptionally let it sleep in the bedside.
Another day, early morning.
Guo Gangde and Yu Qian, two elderly people got up early, even earlier than Li Tiezhu, and walked along the cliff side, gossiping and moving their bodies while walking.
The two of them were really familiar with Li Tiezhu, that’s why they were able to be so nonchalant, just like the Four Ha Brothers.
As they walked, they saw a person coming from the side of the programme’s premises, still dragging a suitcase with sunglasses, and it looked like a new guest for today.
The two of them walked over while sitting on the chest expansion exercise.
Guo Gangde carried his hands: ”Yo! This is not that who? Who’s that? That’s the one who always plays a hooligan!”
Yu Qian held a cigarette in his mouth, “What’s the point of acting?”
“Yes, he looks like a hooligan.”
“What do you mean like ah? Won’t talk, the person is according to the hooligan long, this is called …… directed growth, hey! Buddy professional it?”
“Professional! I seal you as a rogue appraiser.”
“Overpraise overpraise, also see the hooligans more, Guo Gangde you know? Hey ……”
“Scram!”
The two of them started to talk about comedy again.
Sun Lei struggled to keep his eyes wide, no, open, “Please call me King Yan!”
Yu Qian: “No need to talk nonsense, hurry up and draw!”
Guo Gangde: “Draw! If you can’t draw well, we’ll just repatriate you.”
Sun Lei was also a veteran player of variety arts, and when he heard them, he instead became less anxious: “What do you mean? Aren’t you guys the guests of the last instalment? Why haven’t you left yet? What’s the matter with you guys about my raffle?”
These three are about the same age, Sun Lei than the Yu DaYi a year younger, but than Guo GangDe three years old, peer to peer on the friendship, meet not much, but the relationship is not bad, plus we all have a good sense of variety, naturally can collide with the sparks.
Guo Gangde: “Aren’t we going to leave? Tie Zhu non-allowed it, saying that the guest of honour for this episode is you.”
Yu Qian: “Hey! Who says it’s not.”
Sun Lei: “Afraid I’ll overshadow them and make you guys do the honours?”
Guo Gangde: “That’s not true, I’m mainly afraid that you don’t have a sense of variety, the penultimate instalment, you can’t be ambiguous.”
Yu Qian: “Not good?”
Sun Lei smiled and said, “Where’s the rope? Who has a rope? I’m going to tie these two up and let Li Tiezhu pay the ransom ……”
Guo Gangde was startled: “Buddy take it easy, we can be on TV.”
Sun Lei: “How fresh is it? What day are we not on TV?”
Yu Qian shook his head: “Corner, the point is solid, pull hoo!”
Guo Gangde: “Green mountains never change, and green water flows forever. What are you pulling me for?”
Isn’t this a weakened version of Li Tiezhu? What’s the point of messing with him? Get out of here!
