Soon Sha Yi majestically killed the bamboo shed, walking with the wind kind of thing.
Sun Lei smiled as he dragged his suitcase behind him, pretending to enjoy the scenery along the way, such as the freshly ploughed paddy field, the muddy pond, and Li Fu Fu’s family’s pig manure transfer station (a giant cesspit) built on the edge of the field.
Shayi arrives at the door of the bamboo hut, which doesn’t even have a bamboo fence, and realises that it’s a far cry from the primitive house he watched last season; last time that one was a luxury villa, this one is a rotting slum.
He frowned:
“What have you been doing for ten whole instalments? This is the condition to entertain me ah?”
Li Tiezhu grinned, “Hello, Mr Sha!”
Sha Yi waved his hand: “Don’t make this useless, good wine, good tea, breakfast, first randomly come to a few kinds. Soya milk, doughnuts, skinny congee, double skin milk, big meat buns, it is best to get a dumpling.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Yu Qian and Guo Gangde looked at each other and said, “Is this …… not living?”
Guo Gangde: “What do you care if he dies, and watch.”
Yu Qian: “Stay is right, today can be more exciting than our yesterday.”
Guo Gangde: “That’s right, how many passwords do I have.”
Yu Qian: “Yo, the donkey is awake, I have to take a look.”
Sha Yi thought Yu Qian was talking about Li Tiezhu not surviving, and smiled, “Hey! Who let us be the big man? Who’s going to come over and carry the box? I’m talking about you, the one with the thieving eyes.”
Saying that, Sha Yi also pointed at Nie Yao.
“Hehehe ……”
Nie Yao just laughed without saying anything and continued sewing dog clothes, only with a slightly creepy smile.
Zhao Liya asked in a low voice: “Brother Yao, has this person’s brain been clamped by a door?”
Nie Yao: “Clipped, clipped for more than ten years, never normal.”
He and Sha Yi are not strangers, the two people just debut or fresh meat when the film together, or double male lead, the relationship can not be said to be good, but very familiar is true. Later, they also met in Three Kingdoms, when he played Zhao Zilong in Shijiazhuang and Sha Yi played Sun Bofu in Hangzhou Bay, he knew the man’s IQ too well.
Sha Yi saw that Nie Yao was not moving and was going to continue to be furious, then ……
“Woof woof woof ……”
Oh豁冲过去朝沙逸狂吠, dog ah, in fact, can read the human expression, thought Sha Yi came to bully the masters.
Sha Yi was startled: “Oops! Get this thing away from me, it’s too small, I’m afraid I’ll accidentally step on it.”
At this time Sun Lei came, smiling squatting on the ground to pick up the Oh豁: “Aiya! How did you get here? Bo brother! I told you we’d come all the way, eh, next week I have a new programme to record, you come to the guest appearance?”
Oh open: “Woof woof (you’ve got the wrong dog)!”
Sun Lei continued to hold the Oh Kuan jerk, walked to the side of Li Tiezhu, low-eyebrow obedience: “Brother Zhu is busy? Trouble for you.”
Li Tiezhu: “What do you want to eat?”
Sun Lei: “I’ll eat what you eat, what is there to pick? We are all brothers, you eat noodles, I drink soup.”
Sha Yi’s eyes fell out and rolled all over the ground! Why is this different from what was promised?
He said, “Brother! Why did you change your mind? Didn’t we agree to order 20 or 30 dishes?”
Sun Lei said, “Right! They also have an opportunity to order takeout, we find an opportunity to use, order twenty or thirty dishes, treat Tiezhu, Nie Yao and Ya Ya. The three of them are here to help the poor and support education, how hard it is, but also to cook for us.”
Sha Yi: “Ah? Didn’t you let Li Tiezhu do the cooking? Doesn’t that exhaust him?”
Sun Lei frowned: “Who? Who dares to bully my brother? Is it you not?”
Sha Yi felt waving his hands, “No no no, it’s not me, it’s you ……”
Sun Lei said viciously, “With me around, no one is allowed to bully Tie Zhu, only we bully people, got it?”
Sha Yi: “……”
Sun Lei kicked the box, put down the dog, and said to Li Tiezhu: “Pillar, what’s the job? Feel free to order.”
Li Tiezhu: “Take the donkey to the grass next to the bamboo forest under the cliff and tie it up to eat grass, by the way, put the basket on your back, go to the pine forest on the right to fish some pine needles back to burn, there is a bamboo palladium by the kitchen.”
Sun Lei took the bamboo palladium and put the basket on his back and went to lead the donkey: “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Can you fish for pine needles?”
Sun Lei: “I can learn! Learning makes me happy, and labour makes me full!”
Sha Yi began to doubt life, Sun Lei’s reaction made him feel dangerous, but he couldn’t say why.
Bringing the donkey out, Sun Lei transformed into Qua Qua Shen Cult: “Ewww! Tsk tsk tsk …… really worthy of being a donkey raised by my brother Zhu ah, you guys look at this donkey, eyebrows and eyes, at a glance, it is very cultured! Not bad! Brother donkey your surname ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Called Tractor.”
Sun Lei: “Nice to meet you, Brother Tractor! Let’s go, let’s have breakfast.”
He went, he led the donkey away, his back radiates the light of hard work, the whole person looks more magnificent.
Sha Yi froze for a long time and muttered, “I seem to have been fooled again ……”
Yu Qian straightened up at the side, “Don’t seem to be, you are.”
Sha Yi stifled his laughter, “You guys know about it too?”
Yu Qian: “How refreshing, Mr Guo and I watched you fall for it the whole time, and, not only did you fall for it, you also stole it.”
Shayi’s rounded smirk is even more comical: “What, what does it mean?”
Guo Gangde pushed Yu Qian aside and said, “I’ll tell you if you promise to help me work for two hours.”
Sha Yi stepped around alertly, “Something’s not right, you guys are trying to trick me too!”
Yu Qian said to Guo Gangde, “This man, he can’t tell the difference between good and bad words, don’t bother with him.”
Guo Gangde: “Get lost, tell me the password.”
Yu Qian: “Yo! Tiezhu this noodle er do really strong, oh hey, do mixed sauce noodles just right ……”
Zhao Liya is putting on the altered clothes for Oh Exempt, the size is quite suitable.
“Yao, you’re really good with your hands.”
“It’s not bad, it’s far worse than my acting skills.”
Nie Yao is very not modest, since he met Li Tiezhu, he has no idol baggage, the idol baggage has long been …… stabbed by a certain unnamed gun soldier.
Also, unlike some people, the idol baggage is long broken.
For example, gradually approaching a certain succulent artiste.
“Dude, what’s going on? Why do I feel creeped out? Sun Lei just said he wanted to abuse Tie Zhu, how do you turn …… that demeanour? Like licking a dog!”
Oh Kuo put on his new clothes and continued to bark Sha Yi: “Woof woof woof (bah, won’t let you lick, pervert) ……”
Nie Yao lowered his head to pack the needlework box and did not speak.
Shayi squatted next to him and touched Nie Yao with his elbow: “Squeak, you’re like this, I have no idea, brother, I’m not the whole fork in the road, what happened?”
“Hey ……”
Nie Yao walked into the bamboo hut with a basket containing rags and a sewing box.
Sha Yi followed, followed by a barking dog.
“Brother, point out a clear path, I seem to be finished again this trip, to tell the truth I’ve already been their whole shadow, two years ago to go to the Infinite Challenge ……”
“I watched that period, that’s why I don’t understand why your attitude today is so …… brave.”
Nie Yao also voiced his doubts.
Sha Yi: “What do you mean by that?”
Nie Yao said, “Don’t you know who the Infinite Challenge’s Infernal Demon King is?”
“Sun Lei?”
“Think again?”
“Fang Bo? No, it’s Old Fox, right?”
“Think again.”
“It couldn’t be the Infinite Three Stooges, could it?”
“You really don’t know.”
“Ah? Isn’t it just these few people …… Li Tiezhu?”
“Didn’t you see the issue where he sanctioned Fang Bo, Sun Lei and Huang San Shi? Since then, the Variety Circle’s top Daemon King is him, and it’s never been changed again.”
“True or false?”
“You take your mobile phone and search.”
“There’s a signal?”
“I turned on the hotspot, the password is LTZ981010.”
“Okay, I …… where’s my phone? And wallet and razor!”
Shayi squared off, picking out a bottle of milk that someone else drank from his backpack, and gradually fell into contemplation.
Nie Yao instantly enlightened, patted his shoulder, “Brother, I pity you! But, don’t pity you ……”
Sha Yi: “Why …… am I always the one who gets hurt ……”
Nie Yao walked away, “Be strong! A true warrior dares to face up to a miserable life, after all …… all made by themselves!”
At this moment, Nie Yao’s mood was not calm at all.
Li Tiezhu is a demon!
Fortunately!
Fortunately, I didn’t have a conflict with him in the first place, but instead, I didn’t stab or get acquainted, and my relationship became close.
This more than three years, an opportunity to Tiezhu to introduce him to resources and projects, froze so many years half-dead and also due to the fight society died of him, to the red, playing the game of the boys know him, watching idol dramas of the little girls also powder him.
The most outrageous thing is, Li Tiezhu twenty days ago sent three people began to record “Oh exempt primitive man” a jittery video, Nie Yao for no reason rose two million fans, half of them are foreign fans.
Now, it’s all over the place abroad that Nie Yao is China’s number one war god Zhao.
Sha Yi also false, ran out and smiled at Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, is there any work?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, you sit down and rest for a while! Yao Yao take chairs, Ya Ya make tea! Guo teacher Yu master, we have nothing to greet Mr Sha, trouble you two to give him a short comic relief, can not?”
Guo Gangde shouted: “I’m honoured!”
Yu Qian: “Yo! Even a man has his day? Teacher Sha, please sit down, the corner and I will give you a performance.”
The chair sticks to his arse, the tea burns his hands, and the comedy can pierce his eardrums, right?
Sha Yi really panicked.
“Please, don’t do this, okay? I’m scared!”
Nie Yao brought bamboo chairs, pressed Sha Yi to sit down, and pinched his shoulders: “Brother Zhu ordered, you dare not listen? Brother Zhu, why don’t I rub Mr Sha’s shoulders? It’s hard to record a programme in the morning!”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s right!”
Zhao Liya serves tea: “Teacher Sha, please use the tea, is it hot? I’ll fan you. Brother Zhu, let me fan Mr Sha, his forehead is sweating.”
He is sweating because he has a weak heart.
Li Tiezhu: “The!”
Teacher Guo and Grand Master Yu were also quite good at it, and immediately spoke up.
“Say this Ming Dynasty, there is a Zhengde Emperor, like to raise jackals, wolves, tigers and leopards, spend a huge amount of money to build a leopard room, also do not live in the palace, live in this leopard room.”
“Sleeping female leopard?”
“Zhengde Emperor …… go go go! vulgar! Female leopard vulgar, tigress elegant!”
“Ho~”
Sha Yi: “Tuff~ Brother Zhu, I’m wrong, spare me!”
