Guo Gangde immediately shouted, but his eyes looked at Sun Lei: “Teacher Sha is really …… a model for my generation!”
Yu Qian: “A model for my generation!”
Zhao Liya waved her fist, “A model!”
Nie Yao stifled a laugh, “Model.”
Sha Yi is still more understanding, after shouting, he also asked Li Tiezhu: “Is it okay?”
Li Tiezhu said, “If you work on your own, then of course it’s not okay, but with Brother Sun Lei helping you out, it’s not a big deal, right Brother Lei?”
Sun Lei: “Is it too late for me to say I have a stomach ache and quit the programme recording?”
Sha Yi spat: “Of course it’s too late, what about when you guys used to abuse me? Did I quit? Why can’t you do the same when it comes to you? Is it that you can’t afford to play?”
Sun Lei: “Yes.”
“Are you a man?”
“No, I’m Sun Pretty.”
“Er ……”
Zhao Liya doesn’t give Sun Lei a chance to play tricks on him, “I’ll choose to insert seedlings.”
Guo Gangde: “I’ll carry the vegetable seedlings with Qian.”
Nie Yao: “I’ll hoe with Tie Zhu.”
Obviously, a few people had reached a consensus, this issue brainlessly cudgeled Sha Yi and bloodily abused Sun Lei, after all, life needs contrasts.
Li Tiezhu looked at Sun Lei again, “It’s your turn.”
Sun Lei: “Do I still need to choose?”
“Pour the fertiliser, it just so happens that you have a dragon.”
“I ……”
“There’s also the watering and donkey grass cutting that was promised just now.”
“……”
An hour later, Sun Lei came to the special hardship household moncler jackets outlet …… manure pit. This is moncler outlet online the old house, after moving to a new home, the pig can not move over ah, still shut in the old house in the pigsty.
“Vom~”
Just arrived at the edge of the manure pit, Sun Lei is a burst of dry vomiting, the smell is too positive.
Master Li tremblingly took out the dung scoop from the side of the pigpen and stirred it up in the dung pit, the smell became even stronger.
The cameraman was dry heaving.
The man was very enthusiastic: “When you scoop up the dung, you have to copy it more than once, and then scoop it up to the head of the dung bucket after it’s evened out,” he said.
Sun held her nose, “I’m 50 years old,” she said.
The moncler outlet store incisors have fallen out, grinning: “Playing nonsense, you look at most thirty years old thi ……”.
Sun Lei: “I’m just handsome and not old, in fact, really forty-nine, next year will be fifty.”
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Sun Lei said to the camera: “Li Tiezhu, you wait for me! I will take revenge in a few days! Today, I’m here to fight the show, for the new variety show, I endure, but wait until my territory, humph, Li Tiezhu you’re dead!”
After saying that, Sun Lei took a tissue to block his nostrils, went to scoop the dung, scooped a few scoops, and said to the camera, “I’m all pissed off, my new variety show is called ‘Moe Detective Detective’, I’m guest starring in ‘Oh Exempted Primitive’, and in the next few days Li Tiezhu is guest starring in ‘Moe Detective Detective’, by then it’s the time for me to abuse Li Tiezhu, and ten years of revenge for a gentleman is not too late!”
Sun Lei was not a good person, he was as smart as a horse.
He was calculating in his mind, how badly he was abused here, how addictive the audience was, how important it was for Moe Detective. There must be a lot of people waiting to see Sun Lei take revenge, as for whether the revenge was successful or not, it didn’t matter.
Moreover, Sun Lei also knew that with the little friendship he had with Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu really wouldn’t go to Moe Detective to support him. The reason Li Tiezhu is willing to go is that Dock Litao is also the resident guest of that show, and he is there to support his disciple.
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The first half of the bucket, Sun Lei put on the flat stretcher to try, too heavy, and scooped out some more, and then picked up the road, the two buckets do not listen to the swaying, the manure water splash, Sun Lei carefully, afraid of falling on their own.
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The other side, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao are in the process of “opening up the land”.
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Zhao Liya took a small hoe in the two men dug the loose land to dig pits, used to plant vegetable seedlings. Rows and rows of pits neatly, this girl is more or less a little obsessive-compulsive.
Oh exemption in the ground to spread joy, a moment to catch grasshoppers, a moment to chase butterflies.
Sha Yi sat on a bamboo chair on the earth slope, still holding a cup of hot tea, next to a hot water pot.
He was a bit intolerant and all over the place, “Tiezhu, let brother hoe the ground for a bit, you guys work and I rest, I’m not practical.”
Nie Yao smiled without saying anything.
Li Tiezhu said, “That won’t do! How can you get off the ground?”
Sha Yi: “I’m wrong, I’m really wrong okay?”
Li Tiezhu: “Haha …… brother, you don’t rush ah. I bar really did not target you, let’s play Sun Lei in this issue, only to offer you up, let him do the dirtiest and most tired work, in order to let the faceless and skinless him annoyed.”
Sha Yi: “Ah …… so what is going on ah?”
“You sit down, remember to irritate him more later.”
“Don’t worry! Other I will not, angry words I old hand. Brother looks just angry!”
“That’s ……”
Li Tiezhu praised heartily.
Nie Yao was still learning how to hoe, only a few minutes later, his back ached and his arms were numb, and the palms of his hands were rubbed by the wooden handle of the hoe.
Li Tiezhu raised the hoe high and wedged it into the soil, holding the wooden handle with a lift and then a drag: “Brother Yao, after digging down, pry it a bit before dragging it out, this will save a lot of effort.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu raised his hoe, turned one hundred and eighty degrees in the air, smashed it down, and used the root of the hoe to break up the mud clumps that he had just dug out.
Nie Yao: “What’s the point of smashing it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Digging is for loosening the soil ah, if you don’t slap it apart, then what’s the difference with not digging?”
“Why do we need to loosen all the soil? Can’t we just dig a hole in the ground and plant vegetables?”
“No, the land is too stagnant, when it rains the roots of the vegetables will be composted, and there is not enough fertiliser.”
“Why don’t you use oxen to plough?”
“Two reasons, the first reason is that the efficiency of ploughing with oxen on dry land is very low, Chuannan is a purple soil area, this side has a lot of clay and is relatively wet, oxen can’t plough it.”
“And the second reason?”
“The second reason is …… we don’t have oxen, only donkeys.”
“Isn’t there a tractor?”
“Can a donkey work on dry land that oxen can’t even plough?”
“I’m talking about the tractor at your second oldest’s house, the real one.”
“Oh. Let me put it to you this way, do you think the path is big enough for a tractor to drive over? His tractor, that’s the lorry he bought to haul the load.”
“It’s hard to imagine, is this how you used to farm at home?”
“My family had five paddies, some big and some small, and seven drylands, and that’s how we did our farming every year. That little hoe of Yaya’s was made for me by my old man when I was seven years old.”
Nie Yao didn’t call it bitter, what Tie Zhu could do when he was seven years old, can’t I do it when I’m over forty years old?
Can’t do it.
Ten minutes later, his hands were rubbing out blisters, one as big as a soybean, watery.
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Yao, you rest, I can do it alone.”
Nie Yao: “I’ll go home and pick it with a needle before I come back.”
At this time Guo Gangde and Yu Qian came back.
Teacher Guo Gangde was carrying a basket full of vegetable seedlings, and seemed to be a few centimetres shorter by the weight.
Yu Qian was carrying a plastic bag in his hand, striding behind with his hands behind his back.
Who let Yu Qian hold Guo Gangde’s luggage code in his hand? It was such a drag!
“Yo! Why hasn’t the manure picker come yet? It couldn’t have fallen into the cesspit, could it?”
Yu Qian said and kicked Guo Gangde.
Guo Gangde’s face was red with exhaustion, “What?”
“To be the comic relief!”
“Oooh!”
“Is that how ooh works?”
“Wait a minute, I’m exhausted, wait for me to put down the basket and then I’ll give you an ooh.”
“Well, go on.”
Guo Gangde walked to the edge of the ground, put down the basket, rubbing his shoulders his face twisted: “Good guy! This has to be fifty or sixty catties, right?”
Yu Qian: “Don’t blow it off, it’s only about twenty jin.”
“Twenty pounds? How come my shoulder is about to be hoisted into oblivion?”
“That’s, I used my hand to press your basket down all the way.”
“Aren’t you a wicked man?”
“Compared to you, I’m a moral model!”
The two of them tossed their mouths and went to Sha Yi’s side, where they both finished their work and went to pour tea. The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, sat on the grass next to Sha Yi, but there were no chairs for them.
Zhao Liya went to take out the vegetable seedlings, following Li Tiezhu’s demonstration, planting them one by one in the pit and compacting them with soil.
Finally, Sun Lei arrived late picking dung.
Yu Qian shouted, “You hurry up, Tie Zhu Ya Ya and their land is turned over, just waiting for your dung to come off the pot.”
Guo Gangde: “Yo! You eat really differently.”
“I’m talking about waiting for dung to plant vegetables, planted vegetables, vegetables to eat.”
“Oh! Eating second-hand dung.”
“Eh?”
“Think you’re losing out? Want to eat first-hand?”
“Can you eat that sh*t? Is it disgusting? Can’t you take a bite and spit it out for three years?”
“Teacher Yu has a life, I wouldn’t know these details.”
“……”
These two, no matter who is cupping the joke, they can cupping each other to death, and they are also profoundly skilled.
Sun Lei does not fight with them, is really exhausted, because the technology is not pass, all the way is in control of the balance, so walk very slow and slow, walk and stop until now, also tired red face.
Finally, to the place.
“Whew ……”
Sun Lei put down the dung bucket, paralysed next to the rest, also do not mind the dung stench does not stink anymore, nostrils in the paper ball also long gone.
Sha Yi shouted, “Did I tell you to rest? Get up and work!”
Sun Lei: “Shut up!”
Guo Gangde: “How do you talk to the Chinese Imperial Star?”
Yu Qian: “Little thief eh! Don’t make a fool of yourself, okay? Isn’t it good to be alive?”
Sun Lei climbed up, shook his head, and silently went to fertilise Zhao Liya’s planted vegetables with a small dung scoop, “OK! I can’t afford to mess with Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, and I can’t afford to mess with Li Tiezhu. But Sha Yi! You’d better not fall into my hands.”
Sha Yi: “This kind of person …… exterminate it!”
Guo Gangde: “Make it impossible! Heaven has the virtue of good life!”
Yu Qian: “That’s right, Emperor Star let’s not get into it with him, drink tea, drink tea!”
Shayi, who has followed Li Tiezhu’s teachings, is disgusted with Sun Lei: “Aiya, it’s really a good mountain, good water, good scenery ah! This is a great place, Sun Lei, you can work here, it is also considered to be the virtue of a previous life. Unlike me, I can only watch you enjoy the joy of labour! The most annoying thing is that even for meals I eat the best ……”
Sun Lei: “Very good! Very good! Chinese Imperial Star, right? The green mountains don’t change and the green water flows forever ……”
Nie Yao wrapped his hands in rags and came back, saying, “Concentrate on watering the manure, what’s the point of pouring so little fertiliser? Pour more!”
Zhao Liya: “Don’t spread it everywhere, pouring it in the pit spoils the beauty.”
Hoeing Li Tiezhu looked back over and shook his head, “Hey …… really do what not eat what not left!”
Sun Lei: “……”
