The pop-ups in this segment had been very hippy, because it was really hard to see Sun Lei suffer in a variety show, things are rare.
“Heaven’s way is good to reincarnate the heavens have spared no one!”
“That’s why it’s important to be a good person.”
“When he abused Sha Yi, did Sun Lei ever think of today?”
“The Chinese Emperor Star has finally turned over today.”
“However, looking at Mr Sha’s dejected appearance, why do I have a bad feeling?”
“Where is the foolishness?”
“He’s clearly both courageous and wimpy.”
“Shen Yong ……”
“Di Xing is still cautious, after all, it’s his first time bullying people, he’s not skilled.”
“My family’s Di Xing is just too cautious.”
After Sha Yi saw Sun Lei’s tragic scene, he instead became even more cautious, fearing that he would be the next to be abused if he didn’t pay attention.
Therefore, he was very restrained in even amusing Sun Lei, not daring to float.
Sun Lei already could not care about fighting with Sha Yi, he did not know that picking manure pick road halfway, but also in the field to scoop water diluted in the manure bucket, so, doubled the weight, ghosts know how he insisted over.
And it looks like, watering a whole plot of land at least five or six trips …….
Guo Gangde improper people, standing on the hillside shouted: “Sun Lei, you this dung water diluted unevenly ah, this colour (sai), how a bucket deep a bucket shallow it?”
Sun Lei: “Why don’t you taste the saltiness?”
Guo Gangde: “……”
Yu Qian: “Go ah, this must be strictly controlled.”
Guo Gangde: “Tell me the password.”
Yu Qian: “Drink tea, drink tea!”
By four o’clock in the afternoon, the ground was finally all planted with vegetable seedlings, there were radishes and cabbages, and a small patch of peas was sprinkled, so that they could be pinched and eaten at the tips of the peas in the winter.
A few people returned the farming tools back to the bamboo hut to rest, Li Tiezhu went to the village committee, liaising to send the old people to the county town for eye surgery.
Nie Yao washed her hands with sorghum wine and then wrapped them in gauze sent by the programme team.
Yu Qian took the opportunity to pour yi hulu wine, pinched peanuts and sat in the pergola to drink.
Sun Lei was already almost falling apart, sitting paralysed on the grass by the bamboo hut.
Good thing, the nightmare was over.
Sha Yi suddenly said, “Sun Lei, where is the donkey?”
Sun Lei: “What …… what donkey?”
“The donkey you took out to graze in the morning, don’t you go to take it back?”
“I ……”
“Why don’t I go? I can like that donkey, eyebrows clear.”
“I’ll go, I’ll go ……”
“You lie down and rest, it’s weirdly tiring. It’s just as well that I’m exercising!”
“Don’t dare to trouble the Chinese Emperor Star!”
“Why are you so stubborn?”
“Roll.”
Li Tiezhu returned to the bamboo hut and started cooking, first stewing the Buddha Jumping Wall. Then, he saw Sun Lei returning with a donkey.
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother Sun Lei, aren’t you tired?”
Sun Lei: “Tired.”
Li Tiezhu: “I asked Brother Sha Yi to bring the donkey back, didn’t he tell you? He’s been idle for too long, he needs to exercise.”
Sun Lei: “……”
Sha Yi innocent face: “I said ah, he did not let me go, but also fierce me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Sun Lei, this is your fault, you won’t even let Brother Sha Yi do the work? You don’t bring to bully people like that, right?”
Sun Lei blinked his little eyes and looked at the sky, and then looked at the donkey, “I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I shouldn’t have come from the beginning ……”
Sha Yi: “Hey, I know that line well!”
In the evening, the guys ate and drank, and did not continue to bully Sun Lei.
Guo Gangde got Teacher Yu drunk in order to get back the box password, and then …… Teacher Yu broke off and even forgot his box password. This is not over, Guo Gangde also want to get him on the bed and serve him to vomit.
So …… Sun Lei laughed, finally, also made me happy.
The next day, the task is to help send the old man to the county to do eye surgery, a few days ago, the county hospital sent doctors to the village to check one by one, a total of seven old people need to operate.
The village headman organised people to take care of the old people’s children, and the old people were taken care of by the carers hired by the programme team when they arrived at the hospital.
However, it was foggy in the morning.
The group could only help or carry the old people down the mountain, and they were busy until noon before they were sent to the foot of the mountain.
Sun Lei used the last chance to order takeout from Primitive House and ordered dozens of boxed lunches for everyone with his own money.
In the afternoon, Sun Lei and Sha Yi left by car, but Teacher Guo and Master Yu stayed behind, saying that they would stay until the last instalment, so they stayed until the last instalment.
The viewers weren’t too happy with the eleventh instalment of the show, as evidenced by the pop-ups at the end.
“This issue is not perfect!”
“Why didn’t you go on to abuse Sun Lei? Why?”
“Is my Chinese Emperor Star so unimpressive?”
“Key Sha Yi also wimped out in the back.”
“I guess he’s afraid that Sun Lei will get really angry?”
“Not really, Li Tiezhu has never been afraid of other people’s anger, presumably tired of playing.”
“Helping the elderly is quite meaningful.”
“I just want to see Master Yu molesting Teacher Guo, the footage is too little.”
“Too little footage? Did Brother Yao speak?”
“Haha! Brother Yao is definitely the most miserable main curator in all the variety shows.”
“WiFi tool man Yao.”
“Ready to talk about eight boyfriends first private chat when the big room (point me to private chat oh).”
“Watt Fark?”
“Mixed into what what strange things.”
“There’s a tea seller up there?”
“Or maybe selling alcohol, or scams.”
“Would eight hundred boyfriends do? It just so happens I have a penguin group ……”
“Nice one!”
“Eight hundred boyfriends running north slope ah this is.”
Another day, the twelfth instalment of Oh Exempt Primitive opened and closed.
In the morning, it was foggy again.
Li Tiezhu got up early and went to the edge of the mill cliff to take a look, the white and red fog filled the mountain gullies like cotton, even the top of the mountain was misty.
He came to the tree house, put a soft saddle on the little donkey and led it away.
On the tree house, Zhao Liya revealed half of her head and watched Li Tiezhu disappear into the mist.
“Hmph!”
She retreated back into her blanket to continue sleeping, the weather was getting a bit chilly.
Pop-up screen:
“Where is Tie Zhu taking the donkey to?”
“To graze.”
“Draped in a saddle, humping something, right?”
“This is a riding saddle, right? Temporarily changed, there is no bamboo basket for humping goods on both sides.”
“Could it be to …… pick up someone?”
“Bullsh*t! What kind of person dares to let Serious Brother to pick up?”
“Could it be that Cheng Dalong is here?”
“His master is here, Li Tiezhu will only huff and puff, unless it’s Hong Dabao.”
“It can never be Hong Dabao!”
“Why?”
“If Hong Dabao comes, will the donkey hump him or will he resist the donkey?”
“The donkey will be crushed to death.”
“What’s so hard to guess? Of course it’s my Four Beauties coming.”
“Four Beauties who?”
“Right right! Tie Tou Wa is here, the last instalment after all.”
Sure enough, the camera panned to the foot of the mountain.
The fog was concentrated halfway up the mountain, and there was actually little fog in the ravine instead, so at least it was possible to drive.
But the show’s car came to a stop at the foot of the mountain, and Song Zhu’er jumped down with a yawn on her c*cktail head, pulling out a candy and eating it. She hadn’t done her hair or put on any make-up, and was plain as day.
The staff said, “The mountain is too foggy for the car to drive up, let’s walk up.”
Song Zhu’er shook her head and said, “Sit and wait.”
“Wait for what?”
“Wait for Tie Zhu.”
“Wait for him for what? He’s on the mountain.”
“He’s coming to pick me up.”
“It’s so early, he’s probably still sleeping, they were busy yesterday.”
“No, he’s surely almost there.”
The staff carefully said, “Bamboo Er, this is recorded, in case he doesn’t come, it would be a slap in the face.”
Song Zhu’er justified, “Am I someone who wants a face?”
Staff internal injuries: “……”
Pop-up:
“Good guy!”
“I’m rare with this b*tch~”
“Listening to her is just awesome!”
“The perfect match for Brother Serious.”
“This chick hasn’t changed much since she was a kid.”
“What about the promised 18 changes?”
“Others are eighteen changes, she is an equal proportion enlargement.”
“Four Beauties is the most beautiful!”
“Qiao Si Mei is just in her true colours.”
Song Zhu’er kicked her hands in her pockets and kicked stones on the small road humming the Song of the Nervous. She was in a wonderful mood during this time because she was on fire again, and, this time, it wasn’t a black fire, it was a proper fire.
The Children of Qiao was a hit, and her role as Qiao Simei was a huge hit, and many people praised her for her acting skills.
Because of the way it was also filmed while broadcasting, the TV series actually wrapped up just a few days ago.
After resting for not more than two days, she ran to find Tie Zhu, mainly to beg for praise. As for the show s guest contract and what not …… Old Mother is the boss s wife!
Not long after, another car of the programme group also arrived.
Fairy sister Liu Yifei got off the car, wearing a design casual dress, big wave shoulder length hair, and her face was even more exquisite makeup.
She arrived in town last night, Song Zhu’er was too late last night to stay in the county town, and came by car at four in the morning, different roads.
Liu Yifei asked the staff, “Walk up? How long to walk?”
Song Zhu’er said, “Less than two hours.”
“Zhu’er is also there ah! Didn’t you say that I’m the only guest in this issue? How nice to have company!”
“Want some candy?”
“Huh?”
“There’s pineapple, strawberry, blueberry, and mandarin orange flavours.”
“I ……”
“I’ll have the pineapple flavour, it’s yellow, you see, slightly.”
“No thanks.”
“What flavour is your lipstick? Sniff ……”
“Erm …… we hiking together?”
“No, Tie Zhu is coming back to pick me up.”
“Okay.”
“You can climb first.”
“Isn’t Tie Zhu coming to pick us up?”
“No, he’s just coming to pick me up alone.”
“……”
Liu Yifei frowns covertly, thinking, what kind of demon is this?
Song Zhu’er’s social bullheadedness is back, “Sister, do you have research on mushrooms?”
Liu Yifei: “What mushrooms?”
“It is the mushroom ah, the mushroom that grows on the mountain, the red umbrella umbrella white pole pole to eat you lie board board, that kind of mushroom.”
“I do not understand.”
“It’s okay, just follow me on the mountain.”
“You know mushrooms?”
“I don’t understand, but I can test the poison first, if I die you don’t eat it, isn’t it safe?”
“Umm …… you’re funny.”
“That’s true, everyone says that.”
Song Zhu’er shook her head and sang “Red Umbrella Umbrella White Pole Pole” again.
Liu Yifei found an excuse to principle this neurosis: “What’s that, I’ll go back to the car for a drink of water.”
Song Zhu’er tilted her head, her expression puzzled, what fetish ah, put sugar not eat, go to drink …… saliva? The acting circle is really messy, want me to be such a decent old artist, not much.
Liu Yifei just turned around and walked out two steps, then heard a voice ringing.
“Hot claws!”
A silhouette came from the opposite side of the mist.
“Ah ah ah ah ……”
Song Zhu’er ran forward like crazy, then her left foot mixed with her right and she fell on her face.
The staff wanted to go to help her, but before she arrived, she popped up by herself and continued to run forward, and then, like an octopus, she hung on the silhouette …… and gnawed on it.
The cameraman was too far away, plus the fog blocked, did not shoot a close-up.
Pop up screen:
“Caught off guard, caught off guard ah!”
“Accidentally ate a mouthful of dog food, yuck!”
“This dog food is poisonous!”
“I smell the sour rot of love.”
“Those who spill dog food shall not die ……”
“Kissed? Where’s the close-up?”
“With Song Zhu’er’s character, it was definitely a French wet kiss.”
“How wet?”
Pulling out his tongue, Li Tiezhu walked over holding a donkey and hanging a human pendant, “A …… sister, hello! I am Li Tiezhu.”
Liu Yifei smiled and walked over, gently shaking hands with Li Tiezhu: “Hello, I’ve heard a lot about you.”
“The car is too big for the fog to drive up, so I can only walk up. No problem?”
“No problem.”
She saw the donkey that Li Tiezhu was holding, and thought to herself, “Luckily, there is a donkey, so we can all ride it differently and make it easier.
“Tractor! Missed me?”
Song Zhu’er also jumped down and went to rub the donkey, which was a bit afraid of her.
Then, Song Zhu’er started to climb towards the donkey’s back.
Li Tiezhu greeted the staff and cameramen one by one, and then climbed a few words with Liu Yifei, after all, it was the first time they met, slightly formal.
Of course, the only one who is formal is Liu Yifei, Li Tiezhu is also a social bull.
Shy? Doesn’t exist!
“Do you know how to burn a fire?”
“Will not.”
“Ah …… then sister what will you order?”
“If I work, I don’t know much, you won’t regret inviting me, right? Oh.”
“No, on the mountain, except for Yao and I, all of them don’t know how to work. I’ve been watching you play Little Dragon Girl since I was a kid, and I was super into you as a kid.”
“Thanks ……”
“You’re welcome.”
“……”
Liu Yifei’s expression is slightly stiff, what the hell is you’re not welcome?
Song Zhu’er suddenly shouted, “Tie Zhu, make it kneel!”
Liu Yifei was shocked, what did I do? Why did you make me kneel down? How to say I’m also an actress with a face ……
Li Tiezhu: “If the donkey kneels, you won’t necessarily be able to climb up.”
Song Zhu’er serious face: “Also roar~”
Originally, Song Zhu’er climbed half a day, but also did not climb to the back of the donkey, this thing is more difficult than climbing a tree, climb a tree, clip it.
Liu Yifei also sent a breath of air, the original is to let the donkey kneel down …… these two, really f*cking not a family not into a door. What the hell is my brain in the end? Come on this programme!
“I will help you.”
Li Tiezhu held Song Zhu’er, placed on the back of the donkey, and helped her put both feet into the stirrups.
Then, Li Tiezhu led the donkey with one hand, dragged Song Zhu’er’s box with one hand, and said to Liu Yifei: “Sister, let’s go.”
Liu Yifei smiled haughtily, “Good ……”
Won’t you let me ride first?
No matter what, I am also a guest!
Li Tiezhu which cares what etiquette? Songzhu’er my daughter-in-law!
“Ah.”
“What?”
“Sugar.”
“Watched my TV series yet?”
“Watched a bit of the jitterbug episode.”
“Ah! It’s so convenient to have Brother Yao, how did I act?”
“Very very very very good! Simply explosive acting.”
“Eh hey hey …… everyone says so, I’m still a little embarrassed le.”
Liu Yifei with a weird face followed behind, the two people do not talk to her, just wildly sprinkle dog food, is also let her more and more embarrassed up.
Walked about half an hour, Liu Yifei’s legs with lead, tired and painful.
Li Tiezhu said, “Take a break, tired?”
Liu Yifei: “A little.”
Song Zhu’er got off the donkey’s back and stretched her legs.
Li Tiezhu smiled at Liu Yifei: “Sister is also tired? Take a rest. Bamboo, tired of riding the donkey?”
Song Zhu’er: “A little.”
Liu Yifei has an impulse to find a crack in the ground, I f*cking thought you asked me if I was tired, she’s riding a donkey, can she still be tired?
Forget it!
Lazy to count, in the future, this kind of person directly pull black, and then do not co-operate.
It is good that …… immediately change me to ride a donkey.
Liu Yifei sat on the roadside stone, his eyes swept around the donkey, studying how to climb up, can not let Li Tiezhu hold it? How embarrassing that is!
Looking at it, her face turned red, and she hurriedly moved away from her gaze.
This donkey …… is really perverted!
Flung out.
Of course, this scene is impossible to put into the programme.
A few female staff members next to her pointed and discussed very enthusiastically.
Song Zhuer is the most natural, not even looking at it, Che, I have seen the world! At the same time, the heart slanders, this Aunt Liu seems to be a little bit afraid, really unseen.
After resting for a few minutes, Li Tiezhu said, “Keep going, get on the donkey.”
Liu Yifei walks over, searching for whether to step on the left foot or the right foot first.
Li Tiezhu held Song Zhu’er and passed by her, then, put Song Zhu’er on the donkey’s back again.
Liu Yifei face twitched, this ……
Good guy!
Li Tiezhu, this Iron Bean, didn’t even want me to ride! He only wanted Song Zhu’er to ride! I …… made a fool of myself.
I didn’t get a shot, did I?
Pop-up screen:
“What do I see?”
“Oh my god, I thought it was the fairy sister riding the donkey ……”
“These two don’t have any p*ssy?”
“Poor Liu Yifei!”
“No, no one paid attention? Even though it was edited, you can still see Liu Yifei’s movements as he prepares to mount the donkey.”
“I saw it too!”
“So embarrassing!”
“Real name heartache for Sister Divine.”
“Li Tiezhu is so awesome! If it were me, I would have ridden me, not to mention riding a donkey.”
“Bah! Pervert!”
After walking for a while, Li Tiezhu turned his head and asked Liu Yifei: “Sister, where’s your suitcase?”
Liu Yifei: “In the car.”
“Why don’t you take it?”
“It’s too heavy.”
“But the car is back in town.”
“Then what?”
Liu Yifei is really blind, she thought the show’s car will wait for the fog to disperse to transport the box on it, what a broken show, but also not allowed to bring an assistant ……
Song Zhu’er said: “What are you afraid of? Missing something with Zhao Liya, anyway, we three almost one side high.”
Liu Yifei weakly said: “Can not let the car later sent up?”
Li Tiezhu: “Strange oil consumption.”
Liu Yifei is really powerless to spit out, can not say, I pay for the oil, right? He is not like these two, no emotional intelligence.
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t worry, Yaya brought two boxes, everything.”
Treehouse, wrapped in two layers of blankets, Zhao Liya sneezed.
The programme team still gave Liu Yifei the green light, after the foggiest mountainside, a staff member of the programme team rode a motorbike and drove her up.
It is not to make an exception for her, the programme group s consideration is …… Li Tiezhu and Songzhuer are too doggy.
If they all walk, that is fine, if they switch to ride a donkey, it is all good.
But I did not expect Li Tiezhu froze not to give Liu Yifei ride, this broadcast out still can be? Iron surely lead to controversy ah.
So, in order to balance, had to use a motorbike.
The most dog is …… Li Tiezhu actually also looked at the motorbike.
“Can you give me a ride?”
He grabbed the staff and asked.
The staff was startled and refused verbally, “No! The director said, this is the property of the programme group, I ride out of the need for me to ride back.”
In fact, he was afraid that after Li Tiezhu rode it, he took Song Zhu’er and ran away in a puff of smoke, leaving him and the donkey and Liu Yifei behind.
He had already seen this trend in Li Tiezhu’s eyes and did not dare to take the risk.
Song Zhu’er said, “Motorbike is not fun, riding a donkey is fun.”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay.”
The staff wiped their sweat and took Liu Yifei mutt away.
When Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er came to the programme group’s premises, Liu Yifei sat on the sunbathing field and pounded his legs, looking exhausted.
Song Zhu’er jumped over and said, “Sister, did you draw the lottery? What did you draw?”
Liu Yifei didn’t say anything and pointed to a grass fish by his feet.
Song Zhu’er laughed, “Good job! It’s my turn.”
She ran to the raffle and drew a bar of soap.
“What’s this crap? What’s the point of drawing soap in the last instalment? So who, cut this section out, I want to redraw!”
“The rules can’t be changed.”
“Fine, then I’ll smooth a piece of beef, isn’t that too much?”
Song Zhuer spoke to see, copied a bag of beef and ran, soap also do not want, off the reins of the wild dog like …… running wrong assured.
Li Tiezhu: “This way!”
Songzhuer ran back in a circle, then, rolled to the bottom of the dirt can.
Routine operation.
Li Tiezhu slowly walked over to fish for people.
Liu Yifei are looking dumbfounded, this kind of person …… can also find a boyfriend?
Because of the fear that Song Zhu’er fell and broke her leg, the programme group did not dare to send people to chase, and could only watch Song Zhu’er go along with the beef.
When Li Tiezhu brought Song Zhu’er and Liu Yifei back to Primitive House, everyone was up.
It was half past nine, everyone didn’t eat and waited for Li Tiezhu with a hungry stomach.
After all, no one can cook except him.
Liu Yifei courteously went to greet the artists, even Nie Yao shook her hand.
Song Zhu’er went wild, first going to kiss Zhao Liya, then going to hook up with Nie Yao.
Guo Gangde: “Today is worthy of being the last instalment ah, in one breath there are two big beauties, one is is a goddess, and one is a goddess …… via.”
Yu Qian: “Isn’t it?”
“Thanks to the fact that we have not been gone.”
“Right.”
“Wine sober?”
“Early sober.”
“What’s the combination to my suitcase?”
“My salary for the month.”
“6000?”
“Your combination box is a six-digit code.”
“Good man, you take the box, I don’t want it.”
“Don’t want it, how are you going to explain to your daughter-in-law at home?”
Guo Gangde thought: “How to explain? Tell the truth, said Liu Yifei took away. It’s not intentional, they all live in the same room, it’s normal to take the wrong thing, it’s not important!”
Yu Qian: “Ooh!”
Liu Yifei rants, “Teacher Guo! I knew that once I met you I would let you squeeze me, if I had known that you were there, I wouldn’t have come to participate in this programme. ”
It’s genuine, but it’s not because of Guo Gangde, it’s someone else.
Yu Qian: “Yes! You two are easy to reveal.”
Guo Gangde: “It’s not easy to hide.”
Liu Yifei: “You …… what are you guys doing ganging up on me to bully me? Go bully Li Tiezhu!”
Yu Qian: “Gund, stabbing more than pillow people ah.”
Guo Gangde: “Family misfortune! Let you see the joke.”
Liu Yifei: “……”
How all get me? I am good bully?
