After recording the programme time is still early, Li Tiezhu took his daughter-in-law to go to the second uncle’s home round, by the way, to help the second grandfather to reverse the tractor into the yard, and finally went to the village committee, the implementation of some of the Hong Fund charity subsidies.
After all this, the group took the car to the county town, simply hold a celebration banquet.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu is very responsible to Zhao Liya and Song Zhu’er input their own feelings during this period of time, the axioms of a set, said the two of them convinced, kowtow more than.
Eventually, the two girls are also full of Li Tiezhu’s reasoning, learning makes me happy.
But learning as a boat against the current not to advance is to retreat, these truths are not a moment they can understand, can only swallow in one gulp first received, and then slowly digested.
Next door Liu Yifei, seems to hear the sound of their preaching, greedy sleep, full of desire for knowledge.
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The next day, everyone dispersed.
Song Zhu’er took Zhao Liya back to Kyoto and continued to go to school.
Li Tiezhu went to the East China Sea to make a guest appearance on a show, which was Sun Lei, Sha Yi and Wu Li Tao’s new show, “Moe Detective Detective”, which was the reason why Sha Yi and Sun Lei had come together to “Oh Exempt Primitive”.
Resources needed to be interchanged.
After recording the programme, Li Tiezhu didn’t go back to Kyoto and flew directly to Dubai to shoot Operation Red Sea, which was already ready over there.
This is also why Song Zhu’er came, because Li Tiezhu was too busy, she could only take the initiative to come and enrich herself. It is indeed quite fulfilling, and by the way, the rabbit smash is also fulfilling, and the saturation attack of Ai En Pei La is not a cover.
Li Tiezhu came to the East China Sea and rested for an afternoon.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu took his bodyguard Heiwaer and rode a small yellow car to record the programme.
After arriving at the recording location, a staff member received him, Hei Waer parked his car and went to the nearby check to go, China’s security coefficient is quite high, do not have to be like a few dozen security personnel like foreign countries are inseparable.
Female staff said: “Teacher Li Tiezhu, the villa in front is the recording location, tonight is very simple, is that we have a meal to get to know each other. You are a special guest, according to the plan to go in last, so you can first go with me to the left side of the lounge rest room. You can tell me if you have any requests!”
“Sister, can I make an advert?”
Li Tiezhu asked seriously.
Staff member: “Erm …… of course it’s possible.”
What kind of question is this? When did you Li Tiezhu ever talk about rules? If you are allowed or not allowed to advertise, you will do it, right?
Li Tiezhu said to the camera, “Friends of the audience, if you are interested in handicrafts and bamboo art, you can go to Shake and watch my brother Shu’s live broadcast, and there are also small handicrafts for sale in his small shop. Thank you, well, by the time you guys see this show, My Brother Tree should have already released it.”
The staff was confused, who was Brother Tree? What did releasing it mean?
The director of the show, Wu Tong, was a livestock that could mess things up even more than Wang Jiafang, so he added a Brother Shue jittery video clip after this footage.
Brother Shue, sitting in the courtyard with his chicken nest head on, handcrafting a nanmu self-priming toilet for his daughter-in-law, smiles at the camera and smoothes his hair, “Hello ah! I’m Brother Tree, rubbing waves hi yo~”
Pop-up:
“What the hell is an advert?”
“Who is Brother Shue?”
“There’s actually someone who doesn’t know Brother Shue? Village Express?”
“Anyone who has seen Primitive Man knows.”
“I didn’t expect to see Brother Shue here, it’s so unbelievably friendly!”
“It’s only the eighth instalment of Primitive Man, and Brother Shue has already become the absolute protagonist.”
“I hope Brother Shue finishes well.”
“Impossible, listening to Tie Zhu, Brother Shue seems to have gone in.”
“Crap ……”
“Is this the legendary Brother Shue?”
“Sure is handsome and suave!”
“I’ve swiped this guy on Shake Shack.”
“Watching him live every day.”
“Yesterday, Brother Shue live-streamed getting that escaping boar killed, talent ah!”
Li Tiezhu rode his bike towards the lounge.
Suddenly, he saw a traffic signboard temporarily placed by the programme team, with the vehicle channel on the left and the pedestrian channel on the right.
Li Tiezhu rode his car to the signboard, braked sharply, and jumped off the car.
Then, pushing the car to go, the car goes to the left vehicle channel, the person goes to the right pedestrian channel, very delicate, in strict accordance with the rules and regulations.
The staff people are stupid, what operation is this?
When the programme was broadcast, Li Tiezhu’s arrival was placed in the opening credits, and, with a magnetic baritone voiceover:
“Before the budding scouts make their debut, the first thing I’d like to introduce to you is the budding scout appraisal officer of this issue, Li Tiezhu, who will make a judgement on the rank of the novice budding scouts. Looking at the hardcore logical thinking of his car diversion, he is definitely a serious person, so we have to admire his rigour.”
Pop-up screen:
“This ……”
“Comprehension ceiling!”
“Serious brother is still too serious.”
“There’s nothing wrong with it, cars go left and people go right, that’s how the sign is labelled.”
“Full marks for logic! Logic ghostwriter!”
“It can be said that the understanding is quite spot on.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“I’m f*cking laughing my head off.”
“No shame! Where there’s an iron pillar, there’s a sand sculpture operation.”
“The moment Brother Serious appeared, he took this new show to a bizarre height.”
“An unrivalled existence in the variety industry ……”
“That’s it? And scoring the Moe Detectives? Is it serious?”
“Isn’t it wrong to be so rigorous?”
“He’s still the same teenager from before, without a single change!”
But that night Wu Tong was shocked beyond words when he saw this shot, he instantly had an impulse to cry, let Sun Lei and Sha Yi to change Li Tiezhu to come to the new show to guest star, it is really …… the road to go wide ah!
Just based on this one shot, “Moe Detective Detective” has to be on the hot search, absolutely!
The screen turns and subtitles:
Late at night, the entire Moe Detective team, assembled for the first time!
What awaits them?
In a small hall, Wu Tong sits cross-legged on the floor as Sha Yi knocks on the door and walks in.
Wu Tong: “Welcome Brother Sha Yi to Moe Detective Detective, today is the first time we meet, we want to test your powers of observation. There is something different in this room, see if you can find it in five minutes.”
“Something different?”
“Right! Something out of the ordinary.”
“Unusual?”
Sha Yi seized the cameraman hiding behind the greenery, but it wasn’t right, so he stayed huffing and puffing and continued to look for it, looking and looking …… rightfully failed.
The second guest came in, white to glow.
Wu Tong: “Sister Lan is good.”
The guest was Qin Lan, the same imperial sister who had played Wu Lei’s mother.
Originally, the programme team was going to invite Yehnela, that one had been silent for two years, but the connections and resources behind her were still firmly in place, and it was easy to convince the funders to let her lead the show.
However, Wu Tong refused, the reason is that he wants to invite Li Tiezhu to bring traffic to the new programme, invited that person, Li Tiezhu will still come?
Don’t even think about it, not only he won’t come, Wu Li Tao won’t come back, and some of the guests drawn up at the back won’t come either, especially Song Zhu’er.
So, in the end, the programme team chose Qin Lan, whose face value is resistant.
But apparently Qin Lan isn’t known for his observations either, and doesn’t find anything different.
Next up was Yang Oil, who saw the clock on the wall as soon as he came in.
“This time goes backwards? Is this it?”
Wu Tong was instantly embarrassed, “Ah …… right!”
Sha Yi and Qin Lan looked at each other as if they were fools.
Qin Lan: “You’re also too fast, aren’t you?”
Sha Yi: “Did you know the answer again?”
Next up was Yang Xiaoxue and Song Xiaoxuan who both failed, while Wu Litao succeeded.
Finally it’s big brother Sun Lei who enters and finds the clock that turns backwards after a bunch of frantic hints and explicit instructions.
Everyone applauded.
Sun Lei clasped his hands together, “None of this matters, listen up! Our only mission tonight is to abuse Li Tiezhu, he’ll be here soon, we’ll do nothing this period, and forget about any mission, just abuse him! Can we reach an agreement?”
Wu Tong: “The mission still needs to be completed ……”
Sun Lei said, “Don’t say anything! There’s no room for you to talk here, so make a stand! Huh? Yang Oil.”
Yang Oil: “Tie Zhu is my hometown ……”
Sun Lei: “So you’re my enemy?”
Yang Oil: “I’m neutral!”
Sun Lei looked at Dock Litao: “You ……”
Dock Litao held up his mobile phone, “I’ve already recorded what you just said and sent it to my master! That’s my own master!”
Sun Lei: “……”
Why did I forget about this? It’s over!
Qin Lan said, “Sun Lei, you’re making a big mistake.”
Sha Yi: “Hahaha …… Just you still want to abuse Tie Zhu?”
Yang Xiaoxue was curious: “What’s wrong? Does Brother Sun Lei have a grudge against Tie Zhu?”
Sha Yi: “More than having a grudge, it’s a blood feud, and it’s because of me!”
Sun Lei said, “I don’t care, anyway, today I’m going to abuse Li Tiezhu, and I’ll f*ck whoever doesn’t join me!”
The door opened.
Li Tiezhu politely came in and shook hands with everyone individually, and finally it was Sun Lei’s turn.
“I heard you’re going to abuse me?”
“That’s all just the effect of the show, the audience likes to watch, I just casually said that. What’s our relationship? Brother Zhu, you sit down, tea or drink?”
“Tea.”
“Wait a moment, I’ll make tea for you.”
Sun Lei smiled and went to make tea.
Sha Yi and the others laughed maniacally, with this kind of guts, still abusing Li Tiezhu?
Wu Tong: “Tie Zhu, you are today’s Moe Detective Appraisal Officer, in order to determine whether or not you have enough insight, you will also accept the primary mission in this room ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Where did you buy this clock? The show’s props department is stingy with money, right? How does it turn upside down?”
Wu Tong: “Err ……”
The crowd laughed: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu looked at the director with an innocent face: “Wu director, you continue to say the task, how in this room?”
Wu Tong said powerlessly, “Forget it! Go in and eat, I’m hungry.”
Pop-up:
“Worthy of being you, Serious Brother!”
“The director is getting bored, how can this be fun?”
“Li Tiezhu isn’t observant, it’s that his focus is always different from normal people.”
“Like the separation of people and vehicles?”
“Hahaha ……”
“Sun Lei, who is a second wimp, still wants to abuse Tie Zhu?”
“I heard it was in Primitive House Sun Lei was abused badly, the eleventh issue.”
“I have a feeling that Sun Lei will be miserable again.”
“Absolutely, Li Tiezhu is now the Great Demon King of the Variety Circle.”
