“Daemon? The IQ of a dragon among men ……”
“As long as I’m an order of magnitude dumber than you, you can’t predict my thinking.”
“Li Tiezhu: You think I can think? No, it’s all instinct!”
“After all, Daemons never need to think.”
“It’s the weak that need wisdom, the strong only need to push across.”
Yang Oil couldn’t help but spit at Li Tiezhu, “Tiezhu, how do you think this group of people will solve cases in the future? This lineup is heaven defying!”
Li Tiezhu said, “With Sun Lei around, Conan came for nothing.”
Sun Lei: “What if you change me?”
Li Tiezhu: “Then …… Sherlock Holmes came all have to kneel.”
“Hahaha ……”
Because it was the middle of the night to record the programme, everyone was hungry, so …… they ate as a matter of course. The dishes were rich, a combination of Chinese and Western, with steak, grilled meat, and lobster and so on.
Li Tiezhu chose to first whole hard goods, caught a plate of steak to start messing, now he ate steak has been very professional, first sprinkle some pepper, cut into small pieces, dipped in chilli noodles to eat, tender and delicious.
Director Wu Tong asked Sun Lei, “Brother Lei, if you were to team up, who would you most like to team up with?”
The others ate while looking over, curious.
Sun Lei blurted out, “Li Tiezhu.”
Wu Tong: “No, he’s not a bud scout, you have to choose from within the bud scout.”
Sun Lei immediately frowned: “I …… then who am I with? Which one is smart?”
“Is Li Tiezhu smart?”
“He’s not smart, but he plus me can push everyone sideways, won’t he win?”
“Erm ……”
Wulitao said, “My master alone can push everyone sideways, why add a liability like you?”
Sun Lei fell into deep thought, “That’s also true.”
Yang Oil asked Wu Tong, “Director, did you realise that you hired the wrong person? It’s too late for regrets.”
Wu Tong said helplessly, “It seems that we can only change the rules of the programme ……”
The crowd laughed.
Qin Lan elegantly asked, “Why did you change the rules? Was it because the previous script was not done well?”
The crowd looked at this imperial sister dumbfounded, just based on your words, it has to be changed! The previous script was too high-end for us.
Qin Lan still didn’t quite understand and turned her head to Li Tiezhu and quietly spat, “This programme group doesn’t seem too professional.”
Li Tiezhu: “Erm…… unprofessional are you guys.”
Qin Lan: “Why? Because we are not real detectives?”
Li Tiezhu: “Sister, this answer of yours, puts me whole won’t.
Other people began to chat up, there are not many intelligence online, actually is Yang oil this cargo is the most intelligent, from this can see this session of detectives how crude.
By the way, Qin Lan the imperial sister, do not chat do not know, a chat found to be a big fool, reflex arc super slow kind.
Li Tiezhu finally understood the reason why he was in the entertainment industry like a fish in water, the competitors here are not as good as the construction site, the construction site of all kinds of people fine old cunning. Of course, there are smart people in the entertainment industry and the old yin than, but most of them are not high IQ, but high IQ plus means yin, heart ruthless.
The entertainment industry is a circle of strange people, schizophrenic patients can be paid close to 200 million, the pentatonic goods dare to go around saying that there is freestyle.
For example, Wu Li Tao in order to complete the secret task given to him by the programme team, he did this.
First, he chucked a lobster, dipped it in the soup and said to Sun Lei, “Try this, brother. You trust me, this lobster is very delicious.”
Sun Lei that plate ready to receive.
But Wu Li Tao directly disliked the person’s mouth up, “I’ll feed you one! Brother feed you one.”
Infinite Challenge Old Yin Cup Sun Lei immediately understood and laughed, “No need for you to feed.”
Wu Li Tao also made a few sly remarks.
Sun Lei: “This action of yours is too perverse, in the Ultimate Challenge you can’t live like this for more than half an episode, and it’s in the same class as Sha Yi.”
Wulitao had to eat it himself, pretending to be innocent: “No! Such a big lobster, I fed you and you still don’t appreciate it.”
Sun Lei: “You are several notches behind your master, playing this with me?”
Wulitao shook his head and looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu elegantly nibbled on a stick bone, his expression was even more innocent than Dock Litao: “Right, why did you feed him lobster and not give me a lobster sandwich?”
Dock Litao stomped his feet, this is a mission! Silly master!
Wulitao continued to try, “It’s so delicious, try it, am I your brother?”
Sun Lei smiled cheaply, “You’re not my brother, you’re my nephew, I’m on equal footing with Tie Zhu.”
Wu Li Tao: “……”
It turned out that Wu Tong found the script too complicated for them, so he had to temporarily change the routine and use his mobile phone to issue temporary tasks to each of them to mobilise the atmosphere and the plot. It couldn’t be helped, he didn’t even have to worry about the script in the past in Infinite Challenge, and a few of Huang San Shi, Fang Bo, Sun Lei and Luo Xiao Xiang didn’t even need a script.
Li Tiezhu finished gnawing on a bone and wiped his hands, “I’m going to the toilet, brother, you come and follow the film?”
Saying this, he took a cameraman with him.
Sha Yi laughed: “Haha, in the end, it’s a big shot, you need a PD to follow you to the toilet.”
Wu Li Tao: “What are you afraid of, it’ll be mosaic.”
Yang Xiaoxue laughed out loud, “Aren’t you afraid your master will beat you to death?”
Wulitao: “I won’t, my master loves me the most!”
Sun Lei wiped his mouth, I’ll go to the toilet too.
Then, he bumped into Li Tiezhu who was peeping at the cameraman’s replay outside the bathroom.
Sun Lei smiled badly, “What are you looking at?”
Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu skilfully took the SD card out of the machine, put it into his pocket, and said to the cameraman, “You change the card, the card turns back to me and gives it directly to Wu Tong.”
Sun Lei: “Filmed Wu Tong sending the mission?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah! Apart from Sister Qin Lan, I know about everyone else’s missions.”
Sun Lei: “Share it? Except for Dock Li Tao’s mission.”
Li Tiezhu: “Do you have any chips?”
Sun Lei: “Let’s have an alliance.”
Li Tiezhu: “Sorry, I don’t want to team up with a fool, two fools can’t play sh*t.”
There is no way, although Sun Lei discovered Li Tiezhu’s operation, he couldn’t get any information, if this were a different person, he would have directly grabbed the SD card.
Pop-up screen:
“This operation of Serious Brother is bullish!”
“Sun Lei is also, almost understanding Li Tiezhu’s routine in seconds.”
“A high-end player from Infinite Challenge.”
“The five bars made Tie Zhu and Sun Lei grow up too much.”
“Why is Sha Yi, who has also been to Infinite Challenge, still so simple?”
“He was mainly abused and had no experience at all.”
“Serene Brother is there to teach them how to behave.”
“The key is that Sun Lei still doesn’t dare to rob them.”
Li Tiezhu and Sun Lei walked back to the restaurant, Li Tiezhu directly snatched Dock Litao’s mobile phone and said, “Concentrate on eating.”
Dock Litao: “Oh.”
Sun Lei looks dumbfounded.
The programme team subtitles at the right time:
Sun Lei mission: take Dock Litao’s mobile phone to complete the group selfie.
Li Tiezhu goes back to sit down and continue eating, and Sun Lei indignantly goes back to picking his brain.
On the other side, Sha Yi and Yang Yaoyi are at loggerheads, one wants to close the door and the other wants to open it.
Sha Yi’s mission: keep the door closed for five minutes.
Yang Oil’s mission: keep the door open for five minutes.
Song Xiao Xuan’s mission: make Sun Lei dance.
At this point, Sun Lei chooses to take the initiative and goes to ask the others about their missions, and when no one tells him, he sniffs out Song Xiao Xuan again, “What’s your mission? Tell brother, I’ll cooperate with you! The water here is too deep for you to play.”
Song Xiaoxuan naively said, “Really? Can I talk to you?”
Sun Lei: “Of course, I’ll definitely help you.”
Song Xiao Xuan was only seventeen years old, naive as can be. He opened his mouth to say, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught Li Tiezhu waving his hand at him, so, holding back a hand, he said, “I’ll confirm the mission again, I’m afraid that I’ve misread it.”
Then, he walked away and came in a big circle to Li Tiezhu’s side, ready to talk.
Li Tiezhu turned his back to him and spoke first: “Don’t tell him that he’ll screw you, just say that the mission is for me to do a dance, and he’ll definitely help you demonstrate. Don’t talk to me, I know each of your missions.”
Song Xiaoxuan’s expression suddenly became wonderful, the world of adults is so scary.
After a while, Song Xiaoxuan found Sun Lei again and said what Li Tiezhu taught him.
Sun Lei was convinced, “Right! Li Tiezhu wrestles when he dances, Wu Tong this task, haha, interesting, go, brother help you.”
Then, Sun Lei led Song Xiao Xuan to find Li Tiezhu, forcing him to dance.
Li Tiezhu refused verbally for one reason, I can’t dance.
“Didn’t you dance at the concert?”
“Forgot.”
“You …… are good, can I teach you to dance?”
“What dance?”
“Breakdancing okay?”
“Do not dance.”
“People’s children first task, you are not a budding detective, help a favour how?”
“I don’t know how to dance.”
“I’ll teach you.”
“Then you dance a section and I’ll see, I won’t dance if it’s too difficult.”
Li Tiezhu was stubborn.
Sun Lei just wanted to see Li Tiezhu wrestle and make a fool of himself, so he was very hardworking and breakdanced.
“See, isn’t it easy?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ha, it is indeed very simple.”
Sun Lei: “Then you learn a section.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head and said to Song Yaxuan: “Alright, your task is done, go eat.”
Song Yaxuan was happy and bowed, “Thank you Brother Tiezhu!”
Sun Lei: “What’s the situation? I’ve been set up?”
Wu Tong nodded at him.
Li Tiezhu lightly said, “Just you? Still abusing me? Cut!”
Sun Lei had an afterthought, “So Song Xiao Xuan’s mission was actually to make me dance? This kid isn’t honest ah ……”
Wu Tong: “He’s still honest, it was Tie Zhu who gave him the trick.”
At this time, Wu Litao chased after him with a lobster in his hand and hissed, “You eat this first! You eat a lobster! I peeled it for you with my own hands and dipped it in the soup for half an hour ……”
Sun Lei was instantly happy again, “Dockley Towers you’re a crazy person, right? Too scary this person!”
Pop-up screen:
“XuanXuan is too naive.”
“Almost fell for it.”
“It’s still my Brother Zhu who has many sets of tricks!”
“To be honest, Li Tiezhu really isn’t smart, he’s just experienced and doesn’t follow the routines.”
“Haha, Sun Lei danced so hard.”
“Sun Lei is confused, it’s so cool!”
“Just you still abuse me? Hahaha ……”
“Sun Pretty still wants to sanction Li Tiezhu? Who actually sanctioned who?”
“Dock Litao is really crazy!”
“Oi! This silly kid, he hasn’t inherited his master’s trickiness at all.”
