I’m a fool to eat it, are you looking down on me? I’m at least a normal person ……”
The whole audience bursts out laughing, and Woolley Towers himself laughed like crazy.
Qin Lan laughed so hard that he wiped tears from his eyes, “This feeding someone food is simply impossible to accomplish!”
Sun Lei: “He’s in the category of feeding, he’s looking down on me too much. How could I possibly just eat something given to me by someone? I also have modesty, okay? Not eating food handed out in contempt!”
Sha Yi: “No! Tie Zhu you try.”
Li Tiezhu stood up, took the male chopsticks and picked up a lobster and walked over to Sun Lei.
Sun Lei: “Ah!”
Li Tiezhu throws a feed.
Sun Lei: “Mmm, it’s delicious.”
Qin Lan stares blankly, “No, Sun Lei didn’t you say you have modesty?”
Sha Yi: “This belongs to Schrödinger’s modesty, whoever is more ruthless than him he has no modesty. I’ll tell you, Li Tiezhu Tianke Sun Lei brother, last time we went to the primitive together, that guy, it’s just like an emperor to enjoy ……”
Wu Li Tao: “Why? It’s not fair! Why do you eat when my master feeds you?”
Sun Lei: “Two reasons! To make you die with understanding, firstly, he’s not as pushy as you are at first glance, he has no agenda, secondly, he uses public chopsticks, hygienic.”
Wu Tong: “Congratulations to Li Tiezhu for completing the task for the second time.”
Sun Lei: “What? He, he …… he fed me too?”
Wu Tong: “No, his mission was for you to eat with public chopsticks.”
Sun Lei: “……”
Wu Litao laughed maniacally, “Hahahahaha …… Master is awesome! Worthy of being my master, I didn’t accept you as my master for nothing, aiya haha ……”
Sha Yi excitedly said to the crowd, “See? See that? Am I right? The other day in Primitive Man was like this, Sun Lei picked dung, I drank tea, I didn’t do any work, Tie Zhu arranged it! That was the highlight of my life!”
The crowd was shocked, Li Tiezhu was as terrifying as he was.
Qin Lan froze and looked at Li Tiezhu: “You are so smart, help me refer to it, my task is this …….”
Who said that she is not smart?
Flooded with a rich meat fragrance of white flower imperial sister leaned over, spare the honest Li Tiezhu, but also a little bit of apathy.
No wonder Wu Lei that b*tch are ……
After all, …… he is no longer pure.
On the other hand, Yang Xiaoxue also chose the hardcore initiation mission, and caught Dock Litao and said, “Give me your phone number for a moment.”
At this time, Dock Li Tao fully felt the feeling of Sun Lei before, the flavour of treating you like a fool.
However, Dock Litao was still kind and gave his phone number.
Yang Xiaoxue used the you don’t give me the phone number I’ll annoy you to death routine, successfully got the phone number of several people, only Sun Lei dead not give the phone number.
Sun Lei said, “If you ask Li Tiezhu to give me Dock Litao’s mobile phone, I will give you my phone number.”
Wu Litao said, “What are you doing with my mobile phone?”
Sha Yi: “Don’t you understand? Your master just took your mobile phone to protect you.”
Yang Oil said, “If Tie Zhu didn’t help you, your mobile phone must have fallen into Brother Sun Lei’s hands.”
Qin Lan: “Ah …… is this show so fun? It’s so complicated!”
Yang Xiaoxue looked at Li Tiezhu: “Brother Tiezhu ……”
The two of them had worked together for a while in Chinese Restaurant, when there was also Wang Xiaokai, and they all disliked Huang Daming together.
Li Tiezhu said cheerfully, “Come over here, I have Sun Lei’s phone number, I’ll give it to you.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Okay!”
Sun Lei: “Not …… Wu Tong, does this count? Other people read the phone number also count?”
Wu Tong nodded.
Yang Xiaoxue got it and then happily went to find Sha Yi, and then went to find Qin Lan, tiger to a horse, at least it is to get. However, it does highlight the intelligence of these detectives …… enough.
Li Tiezhu arrived here can wind and water, but also play a fart ah!
To the back, Dock Litao have given up, even come to the master Li Tiezhu’s behaviour, just eat ice cream fascinated.
Sun Lei: “Why are your eyes so red?”
Dock Litao: “I can’t, I’m too sleepy.”
Li Tiezhu: “Didn’t sleep last night?”
Dock Litao: “Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi came to East China Sea ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then, you guys played an all-night game?”
Dock Litao smiled bitterly: “More than that, from eleven o’clock last night after eating hot pot, played until eleven o’clock tonight …… and then came over to record the show ……”
The crowd was shocked, this Nima …… is not afraid of sudden death?
Wu Litao: “Master, I was wrong, I know to treat the programme with all my might and to have a responsible attitude.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you still play overnight games?”
Wu Litao lowered his head, “I can’t anymore, Chen Chichi forced me to ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Next time he forces you, you call me.”
Sun Lei: “That’s it! There’s a big brother master, and you’re still being bullied by Chen Chichi-Chi? Shame on you!”
Wu Litao shyly replied, “The main …… himself wants to play ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “All right, hurry up and record the last what’s that slogan, record it and go to bed early, I’m also sleepy.”
I have to say, although Li Tiezhu is younger than Wu Litao, but this master is when it is clear, unlike a certain international superstar ……
Qin Lan: “Come on then, the kids can’t carry on a bit, unlike us older people.”
Sun Lei said, “OK ……”
“Moe Detective Detective, we’ll see you next week!”
The slogan was shouted.
Wu Tong: “Congratulations Sister Lan, mission accomplished.”
The crowd was in a daze.
Sun Lei ground his teeth and stared at Qin Lan across the room.
Sister Lan stopped Li Tiezhu’s shoulder and said, “This mission of mine is too difficult to complete, luckily I have Tiezhu to help me out ……”
Wu Litao: “I’m happy to see Brother Sun Lei get defeated, it’s worthy of being my master, he didn’t disgrace me!”
Sun Lei: “You’re not sleepy again?”
Dock Litao’s smile gradually perverted, “I’m not sleepy at all! Hehe! I’m still eating kebabs!”
Sun Lei said powerlessly, “So, just now, your yawning and all-night game playing were all fake, right? Being lectured by your master was also fake, right?”
Wulitao: “This is all my master’s ploy! I’m responsible for acting! Who has nothing to do with playing games with Deerhani? He plays so badly.”
Sun Lei covered his face, “Okay! There you guys are! Row …… I admit defeat today! Wait and see Wulitao, when your master is gone, let’s see how I play you!”
Dock Litao: “Don’t say too much, you’re a big man from Infinite Challenge, I’m also a special forces soldier from Real Men! I can be a special forces soldier, but I can’t be a detective?”
Sun Lei: “A captured special forces soldier?”
Wulitao: “……”
This was a bit of salt in the wound.
The recording of the pilot film ended, and the artists went to the hotels set by the programme team to rest separately.
Li Tiezhu stayed behind to be interviewed as he was the Moe Detective Identification Officer.
Wu Tong asked, “What do you think of our seven budding detectives?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not good!”
Wu Tong: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “Do you want me to fix the language a little?”
Wu Tong: “Then fix it.”
Li Tiezhu: “They bar …… are not all fools.”
Wu Tong: “Forget it, you still don’t want to fix it, if it’s not because you can’t move your schedule, you really can’t come as a resident guest, we’re all fools here.”
Right!
Li Tiezhu’s recommended replacement for Wu Tong was the hometown boy Yang Oil, and the seven people on the scene, except for Yang Oil, all of them were f*cking intellectually dishonest.
“Who do you think is the best candidate for detective?”
“Of course it’s Yang Oil, he’s the only normal person in the room.”
“Then who do you think is the best?”
“It should be Song Xiao Xuan and Sha Yi, there’s nothing suspenseful about that. One is too young, the other has a mental age of three.”
“Erm …… then, please distribute your grade cards.”
There were a total of seven chapters in the grade cards, including one for senior detective, two for second grade detective, and four for third grade detective.
Li Tiezhu didn’t even think about it, “First grade detective Yang Oil, second grade detectives Wu Litao and Yang Xiaoxue, the rest are third grade. Don’t ask me why, let’s look at the efficacy!”
Wu Tong: “You think Sun Lei isn’t as good as Wuli Tao and Yang Zi, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s obvious! Dock Litao can be smart, Yang Zi is also very good, they are just playing dumb, I know them both best.”
“Is it possible that Sun Lei is also playing dumb?”
“That won’t happen, he’s really stupid.”
“……”
“He thinks he’s smart, but he always commits stupidity at critical moments, if you don’t believe me, you’ll just wait and see.”
It had to be said that Li Tiezhu’s vision was first-class.
Anyway, the well-known variety show director Wu Tong was Li Tiezhu whole will not, want to refute it, but then found Li Tiezhu he has reason and evidence ……
This night, Li Tiezhu also live with them in the hotel, did not return to Leng Ba and his flat, anyway, there is no cat there.
After returning to the hotel, Hei Waer, in accordance with the usual practice, took the equipment and checked the suite, confirming that there is no problem, before he went to the second bedroom.
In this year, the one who slept with Li Tiezhu for the longest time was Hei Waer, with the beautiful name of close protection. Of course, it is not purely close, usually Li Tiezhu lives in the master bedroom, he sleeps in the second bedroom, and when it comes to the assembly of small animals, Hei Waer stands guard in the corridor.
Li Tiezhu just finished showering, there are people to knock on the door, open the door to see, good guy, are to worship.
Respectively, Qin Lan, Yang Xiaoxue, Yang Oil and Song Xiaoxuan.
Dock Litao do not have to worship dock, his own master like father and son to worship what ah? Sha Yi also does not worship, Tie Zhu dead favourite him, he is at ease. Sun Lei also do not worship, worship a fart, Li Tiezhu iron sure to get me, I have to be careful tomorrow …….
Now Li Tiezhu, just like a party big brother.
The time is already 2:30 in the morning, but the artists’ biological clock that can be changed at will, may be to take the IQ for the skills.
These are the first time on the programme directed by Wu Tong, so, came to learn from Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu also does not hide, directly said his experience.
It all boils down to one sentence, Wu Tong’s show bar …… him there are no rules to speak of, as long as you can produce a show effect, how do you want to play how to play!
When the crowd digested the mouth, the black child in the suite kitchen cooked a few bowls of wine wine pill end out, said: “Drink some sweet wine, help sleep, and beauty le effect, but also want to eat what, to my old black talk is.”
Qin Lan pointed to the big black man, asked Li Tiezhu: “You cook?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, he is my bodyguard.”
Qin Lan: “Their company, do they still have this type of bodyguard? I want to hire one ……”
