A few of the guests dressed up and “travelled” to “Spy Wars” IP …… Well, dinner first.
After filming the shots, the programme group ordered a big meal arrived.
This year’s variety show can be much more profitable than shooting TV dramas and making records. Investors are generous, sponsors are generous, and the programme team is also rich. Therefore, not only the notice fee to give high, even clothing, food, housing and transport is also very elaborate, is simply five-star treatment.
Why?
In order to steal from the crew ah, big names generally will not give up filming for the variety show, unless the show gives too much, Sun Lei, Sha Yi, Qin Lan, they are not all so come?
Li Tiezhu is also.
Only Wu Li Tao is not, he has no dramas to film recently.
This is the main reason why there are fewer and fewer good dramas in the last ten years or so, actors, production teams, and funders all feel that it’s not tiring to do variety shows to eat and drink, and it’s also more lucrative, so who’s going to make dramas?
After a luxurious meal, rest, some after-dinner fruits, a cup of coffee, and almost ready to record the programme.
So many variety shows are like this, it looks like the guests are tired and desperate, but in fact, the days are as good as God’s, even Mushroom House and Hanunfu are the same, it’s just the primitive people who are really tired, and this year is also a lot more humane than last year.
After resting, several people took a car to the next recording location, a certain Republican film and television city in the East China Sea.
It is not far, too far the guests will be tired.
Everyone came to the recording location dressed in Republican costumes, and under the guidance of Captain Ma from the original show, the recording of the show began.
The first thing is to determine the identity of all of you, a few guests are Shamat, Yang Honglan, Yang Sanyu, Sun Yutian, Qin Basket, Wusiba, Song Chegan and Li Bangzhu.
Li Tiezhu was shocked. How could my name be any worse?
The show’s scriptwriters are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers.
Everyone else laughed themselves silly.
Sun Lei: “There’s nothing wrong with it, isn’t Tie Zhu just a mallet?”
Wulitao: “Master! He scolded you.”
Sun Lei wimped out for a second: “Shut up, Wushiba! I was saying that a pillar made of iron is similar to a mallet, I didn’t curse.”
Li Tiezhu claimed his identity and followed along into the secrecy bureau.
Shayi chattered as he walked, explaining the rules of the game to Qin Basket who was out of condition, although he himself didn’t understand too much, but it was good to be a teacher.
Li Tiezhu walked at the end of the team, not serious at all, he knew that his brain could not possibly play the detective game, so, do not argue.
The crowd followed Captain Ma to the conference room and waited.
Deputy station chief Li pushed the door and walked in.
As soon as the door opened, good guy, bright and shiny a bald head – Li Cheng needs to be a teacher.
The crowd stood up and greeted.
Li deputy station chief began to lecture, asked the newcomer to know the rules: “…… As the saying goes, it is called to know things, I hate the kind of people who turn their hands to the clouds and turn their hands to the rain!”
Li Tiezhu: “I know, that episode I was there, this line seems to be me, right?”
Li Cheng needs to chide: “Mallet don’t talk! The leader is not allowed to interrupt, ah! I hate that kind of self-righteous person, one moment saying I don’t like this person, the next moment saying I just want to work with him, what existence is reasonable. It’s all bullsh*t! That kind of talk won’t work with me!”
Yang Oil: “So familiar with this ……”
Several artists snickered, isn’t this what Li Tiezhu and Li Cheng need to join hands to dislike Guo Xiaosi said? Who in the world knows about it?
It didn’t occur to me that it’s been half a year since then, and Mr Li still dug it up and flogged it!
It can be seen that it really pissed him off at the time.
Pop-up screen:
“Good guy! Teacher Li Cheng needs to come?”
“This line hahahaha ……”
“Laughing to death old man, Teacher Lee is quite vindictive haha.”
“The programme group is also a fluffer, it was released directly.”
“I remember it was Li Tiezhu who said this at the time, right?”
“Both of them said it.”
“That episode was a blast for me to watch, and I didn’t chase it again after watching it.”
“Old actor acting is good!”
“Guo Xiaosi: I’ll call the police if it’s like this again!”
“Wu Tong is really good at choosing guests.”
“This segment is too visceral.”
After the flogging, Li Cheng needs to finally start talking about the main event, “I got a tip-off that Meihua has infiltrated our Secret Service. It’s possible that it’s also in front of a few of you in public, so you may face a lie detector test next, or even torture …… Once the undercover agent is found out, he will be executed immediately!”
Backed by acting skills, the mood of a spy film was quickly set.
The deputy station chief walked away.
Captain Ma: “Applause, here comes the deputy station chief!”
The crowd gave a standing ovation, a confused look on their faces:
“Who?”
“The deputy station master?”
“Then who was that just now?”
“Who says there can only be one deputy station manager?”
The moment this station manager came in, everyone laughed, isn’t this Mr Zhu Maoshi? The programme team has spent a huge amount of money ah!
Sha Yi: “Brother Mao, even you with your thick eyebrows have rebelled against the revolution?”
After making a scene, Deputy Station Manager Zhu told everyone to visit the station manager more often when they have time, the station manager loves to listen to good words and loves to receive gifts.
Then, everyone s jobs …… are picked by themselves.
It is also reasonable enough.
Everyone went to find a workstation, and by the way, under the prompting of the programme staff, they began to look for their own identity prompts on the workstation.
Li Tiezhu found a small note under the ink bottle, well …… downhill tiger.
What the heck?
However, it should have an identity.
Instead of being nervous like newcomers like Song Xiaoxuan and Wu Litao, he put the note into his trouser pocket with a big grin and walked towards the others, who were wary of Li Tiezhu for fear that he would find out his information.
Yang Xiaoxue was still rummaging around at her workstation.
Li Tiezhu walked over, “Did you find it?”
“Ouch …… why don’t you have a sound when you walk? Scared me a bit.”
“That is not yet found, I will help you look for it.”
“You go away!”
“I help you with good intentions, why are you like this?”
“No messing around, director, director!”
“Well well well …… bye bye.”
Li Tiezhu took advantage of the time when she looked up to find the director, and clipped his identity piece of paper into a book on her desk, slipped away, and actually hid in the corner of the stairs to secretly observe.
Yang Xiaoxue really found the piece of paper given by Li Tiezhu first, and walked away nervously, probably thinking how to hide her identity information.
Li Tiezhu shrugged his shoulders and walked out, confirming that Yang Xiaoxue had gone far away, then quickly rummaged through the items on Yang Xiaoxue’s desk, and soon found it in a folder – ordinary employee.
Of course, at first, the audience could not see their identity information.
When the programme was put here, it inserted the final image of Li Tiezhu being interviewed.
Li Tiezhu said easily, “Why did you give her the piece of paper? So that I can know her true identity ah, and my identity she doesn’t know.”
Pop-up screen:
“My damn backhand is a like!”
“Li Tiezhu is truly worthy of being the Great Demon King of the variety industry.”
“Is he already this smart?”
“It’s not smart, it’s just talent, right!”
“Definitely talent, he was able to sanction the Infinite Challenge bigwigs as soon as he debuted.”
“Proper brother old driver!”
“Seeking Yang Honglan’s psychological shadow area.”
“Yang Xiaoxue: knowing the truth, my tears fell.”
“Blind guess, Li Tiezhu will win.”
“Li Tiezhu won’t be Plum Blossom, right?”
“Or maybe Yang Xiaoxue is Plum Blossom.”
“Anyway, one of these two must be Plum Blossom, otherwise the programme team wouldn’t have specifically inserted the interview footage.”
“Makes sense.”
On the other side, Sun Lei also received a call that he was Plum Blossom.
Then, prompted by the programme team, each of them looked for gifts to meet the station manager.
The first ones to go were Yang Oil, Song Xiao Xuan, and then the jokes started again because the station manager was too young, the little prince of the piano, Li Yudi.
Li Tiezhu went empty-handed, and when he went, those three were chatting happily.
“The station manager is so young ah? It wouldn’t be paid for, right?”
Li Tiezhu said.
Yang oil: “Great treason! Station Manager, let’s fire him today.”
Li Yudi was not an actor, his acting was pompous: “A piece of toilet paper will also have his uses, keep it for now.”
Yang Oil: “The stationmaster really has a prime minister’s belly that can support a boat ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Any boat is useless and will eventually drown in the ocean of the people.”
Li Yudi: “Fart people only, what ocean and sea?”
Li Tiezhu: “I advise the station chief not to misjudge the situation, the power of the people is huge and untouchable! It should be to follow the trend.”
Yang oil: “Where is your gift?”
Li Tiezhu: “The speech just now is my gift.”
Yang oil: “What sunrise crowd? If someone like you had met the superior officer in ancient times, you would have been directly beaten to death with a messy stick.”
Song Xiaoxuan giggled on the side, not daring to speak.
Wu Litao and Yang Xiaoxue worshipped the wrong dock and sent them to Deputy Station Chief Li, and a few more were sent to the wrong place, to Zhu Maoshi.
Li Yudi said, “I spent money properly, what are the masses afraid of? You guys get to work.”
The three exited, while discussing how much it would cost to buy a station manager.
The others didn’t come, sent a gift to the wrong place, sent the deputy station manager there.
Then a few people bumped into each other and combined, Sha Yi, Wu Litao and Yang Xiaoxue snapped out of it, sending the wrong endurance.
Yang oil pointing to his head: “Let you give gifts to the station chief, they are deputy station chief, what’s wrong with your brain? Not as good as Li Tiezhu, although he made a big death, but at least he found the right place.”
Then, Yang Xiaoxue jogged upstairs, went to retrieve the gift, ready to re-deliver it.
“Deputy station manager! I’m very sorry ah, Sao Rui, I’ll explain it to you later!”
Righteously, she took the book she had just delivered and ran away.
Zhu Maoshi was confused when Wuli Tao came in and took away the ink that had just been delivered:
“Why do you accept every gift?”
Yang Xiaoxue, Sha Yi, Qin Lan and Sun Lei came together to the station manager’s room to give Li Yudi a gift, and in the process flirted with him about how much money he had spent on the official.
Li Tiezhu and the others also tagged along to see the fun.
Wu Litao came in last, striding along with his six relatives: “You are the station chief, aren’t you? Look at you quite good eyes reward you a thing, I spent thirty gold bricks for ink …….”
Li Yudi waved his hand, “Fork it out!”
Thus, Wusiba was kicked out of the stationmaster’s office by Sun Lei Sha Yi and other team-ups.
Qin Lan: “The station chief likes to hear good words, the deputy station chief said.”
Yang Di said, “Why didn’t the station chief just blast Li Tiezhu out? He’s much more arrogant than Dock Litao.”
The crowd looked at the station master curiously.
The stationmaster picked up a piano book and showed it to everyone: “This stationmaster is good at music, not too good at fighting.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Ah, can’t fight.”
The title of the book is in foreign language, PIANO.
Li Tiezhu snatched it and studied it, “Poe a boil ……piáo.”
