“Stationmaster! You dropped your piáo.”
Li Tiezhu rushed over with the book in his hand and handed it to the dummy stationmaster.
Sha Yi: “Why is the stationmaster’s face so pale?”
Yang Oil: “What shade of lipstick is the stationmaster’s?”
Sha Yi: “It’s spitting blood.”
Captain Ma said, “As far as we can tell, the station chief most likely died from poisoning.”
Li Tiezhu has already protested the plastic dummy: “Send it to the autopsy first? You say poisoning with a red mouth, it’s not professional.”
Captain Ma: “……”
Sun Lei: “Tie Zhu, you put the station chief down! You belong to the crime scene destruction, I am very suspicious of you.”
Sha Yi said, “Right right right …… If you want an autopsy, do it here!”
Wu Litao turned around and left, “I’ll go find a chopper.”
Yang oil: “Chopper?”
Over there, Sha Yi Sun Lei had already snatched the station chief back and placed him on a side table, waiting to be disembowelled.
Qin Lan was a bit confused, “How?”
Yang Xiaoxue explains, “They want an autopsy to see if the station chief died of poisoning.”
Qin Lan: “Isn’t that a dummy? How do you do an autopsy on a dummy? Where’s Yang Yudi?”
Yang Xiaoxue stared blankly, “……”
What enmity and what grudge?
Soon, Wu Li Tao returned with a small saw, “Only this.”
Sun Lei handed the saw to Li Tiezhu: “You do it, you’re the professional.”
Woohoo went on with the drama.
Yang Oil: “Tie Zhu, do you know how to do an autopsy?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know, I’m responsible for cutting, you check.”
Yang oil: “Who understands?”
Sha Yi said, “Why are you looking at me? Who knows that stuff?”
Sun Lei: “I only know how to examine men and women.”
Wu Litao: “Ooh!”
Li Tiezhu stopped: “I didn’t tell you earlier, who doesn’t know how to do an autopsy? You guys are really unreliable, forget it, keep listening to Captain Ma.”
Captain Ma wiped the sweat from his face.
Sun Lei: “Tie Zhu, wasn’t it you who first said you wanted an autopsy?”
The station chief is very poor, not only died in peace, but also was put on the table to saw, sawing halfway and then stopped, the saw is still stuck in the “body”, no one cares.
Yang Xiaoxue: “The saw is like that?”
Wu Litao said, “Isn’t the station chief a gift collector? Consider this the last gift.”
Pop-up screen:
“The station master dying is too funny.”
“It can’t be Little Song, right? He sent the food.”
“A gift for nothing ……”
“Autopsy in situ?”
“Is the saw serious?”
“Too unserious, pfft~”
“Hello? The saw is still stuck on the station chief!”
“Captain Ma is in the wind.”
Captain Ma continued, “From now on, you guys can’t leave this room for half a step. Check the scene to find evidence to prove your innocence.”
Soon, everyone found some clues, a half-eaten apple, a bag of pineapple pastry, a few more words on the table: beware of YD, the station master’s notes, etc., all of which were of little use.
So, several guests started attacking each other and defending themselves.
As they talked, Qin Lan suddenly said to Sun Lei, “Ah! I know, you’re the murderer. And Yang Xiaoxue!”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Me?”
Wulitao: “Brother Sun Lei, no wonder you pulled me out once I came in, you have a problem.”
Sun Lei was about to defend himself when a staff member ran in, the poison test report came out.
Qin Lan: “Wasn’t there no autopsy? Where did the report come from?”
Captain Ma took the report and instead of announcing it, he first asked everyone to report what gifts they had given themselves.
Qin Lan quietly said to Li Tiezhu: “It’s Sun Lei.”
Li Tiezhu: “How did you know?”
Qin Lan: “Reasoning.”
Li Tiezhu: “I wish to hear more.”
Qin Lan: “This this …… specific process I am not very clear, but the result of reasoning is him, the evidence is, ah …… evidence is …… hesang.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Once again, with completely wrong irrelevant and confusing logic, the correct result was reached, this sister …… is a bit of a thing!
Every time, it can be crooked and correct.
Then there was a meeting to discuss it, and Qin Lan continued to bite the bullet and say that it was Sun Lei.
Sun Lei could not bear it, and counterattacked: “No one else who how to say it, how come you are still not finished? I’ll ask you one thing, Qin Lan, what makes you think it’s me?”
Qin Lan categorically said, “I rely on reasoning!”
Yang Oil: “Pfft ……”
The others also laughed, with slightly different levels of insanity.
Li Tiezhu bit his lip and stifled his laughter.
Sun Lei: “Tell me about your deduction logic and chain of evidence.”
Qin Lan was dumbfounded, “What is the chain of evidence?”
This time, Li Tiezhu couldn’t hold back either, “Box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box ……”
Sun Lei said, “It’s how you reason it out.”
Qin Lan slapped the table, “I forgot! But it was you!”
Sun Lei: “……”
Sha Yi reads the poison report and discovers that it was the knife used to peel the apple that was poisonous.
The knife was from Sun Lei, only he didn’t do it in front of anyone.
Everyone starts to ask who sent the knife.
Qin Lan coldly said, “Sun Lei sent the knife!”
Sun Lei himself was shocked, when was he seen? He was really a bit panicked.
“How did you know?”
Qin Lan smiled, “Intuition.”
Sha Yi couldn’t look away, “Sister, you can’t rely on intuition to solve a case!”
Qin Lan: “What do you rely on if not intuition?”
Sun Lei said, “Rely on evidence! What is your logic …… I delivered the newspaper, the newspaper is missing.”
Yang Xiaoxue also began to attack Qin Lan chaotic rhythm, Qin Lan to one against two do not lose the wind, anyway, she is not reasonable, reason is not straight also strong.
Sun Lei began to soar acting, and kept circling Qin Lan, to make her dizzy, and then caught the loopholes in her words to attack, and made everyone completely dizzy.
From the audience’s God’s point of view, Sun Lei’s claims were illogical, but the guests knew much less information, plus Qin Lan’s reasoning skills were too bizarre, so, in the end, they couldn’t reach a consensus.
Finally, Sun Lei asked, “Qin Lan, you think Yang Xiaoxue and I committed the crime together? Then may I ask how we committed the crime?”
Qin Lan was a bit confused.
Yang Oil pursued, “It’s the modus operandi.”
Qin Lan: “I think, that is, there should …… be a what is the modus operandi! Hmm.”
The crowd admired, and they began to chat about other clues, ignoring her.
Qin Lan was anxious and asked Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, do you believe sis?”
Li Tiezhu: “I believe. It should be that the two of them used a what technique, and killed the station master.”
Qin Lan: “What specific technique?”
Li Tiezhu: “You ask me? This …… present editor is still a little difficult, you give me some time.”
Qin Lan: “Everyone give Li Tiezhu a little time.”
Crowd: “……”
Is the current editor okay?
Discussed half a day, no result.
In the end, everyone was ready to go to the bookstore where the stationmaster was originally going to look for information.
On the way there, Wu Litao found Li Tiezhu and said, “Master, the two of us are in the same gang, we have seen each other’s identities, I’ll go and tell Brother Sun Lei later that I’m the undercover agent, and take the information to find out the real undercover agent after getting his trust.”
Li Tiezhu: “Wow, you guys play so deep?”
Wu Li Tao laughed, “Master! You’re purely looking for abuse by coming to this kind of show, luckily there’s me, let’s go.”
Li Tiezhu nodded, then turned around and went to find Sun Lei: “Dock Litao said he wants to find you to be a fake undercover agent to set up information, let’s both pick a good guy and say it’s an undercover agent.”
Sun Lei: “Haha …… you this disciple, not too smart Yazi!”
Li Tiezhu: “Genetic well.”
Sun Lei walked quickly to the front, giving Dock Litao a chance to show the lower limit of intelligence.
Qin Lan’s side approached Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, do you trust my judgement?”
Li Tiezhu: “Trust! It’s Sun Lei.”
Qin Lan: “Of course it’s him, you carefully make up a modus operandi to sit him out. Film scripts can be written, this is not difficult, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Sun Lei finds Sha Yi and Song Xiao Xuan and asks Sha Yi, “Are you the undercover agent, Sakura?”
Sha Yi and Song Xiao Xuan say in unison, “It’s Meihua.”
Sun Lei: “Oh, yes, yes, Plum Blossom.”
Sha Yi shook his hand, “You can’t be an undercover agent, if you were an undercover agent, there’s no way you could even remember your own identity wrong.”
Sun Lei: “How did I remember it was Sakura?”
Song Xiao Xuan: “Brother, it’s Plum Blossom.”
These two were fooled and crippled.
The pop-ups were all kinds of heartbroken for Sha Yi:
“Is this the rhythm of having another three sevens?”
“Sha Yi is so pitiful.”
“Sun Lei is fooling Sha Yi again.”
“Sha Yi is really not smart ……”
“Song Xiao Xuan is too young.”
“There’s also Wu Li Tao, who also looks stupid.”
“Yang Xiaoxue is even worse.”
Soon, everyone arrived at the bookstore and pushed the door in.
Yang Oil was the first to ask, “Boss, this is a bookstore, right? Did the station master say he was coming over this afternoon?”
Inside, a group of burly students in uniforms were reading books and glared at the artists, “Shhh!”
Yang Oil was a bit abashed: “What, what? Can’t we talk?”
Students: “Shhh!”
Li Tiezhu walked in and yelled, “What are you shushing? To boo boo go to the toilet, do not boo boo seriously read, read a book are not serious, how to add bricks and mortar for the motherland?”
The students were instantly silenced, and they all turned their heads to look at the director on the side.
Sun Lei and Sha Yi laughed into a ball, the iron pillar is just hard ah!
The boss whispered, “Keep it down, these students have bad tempers.”
Li Tiezhu: “Just right, I’m also bad-tempered.”
Boss: “Er …… is this way, the stationmaster borrowed a book here, has not yet taken it back, what is the book do not know, need to find yourselves. Seems like the title of the book is I what what ……”
A few people began to discuss, Wu Li Tao came to swindle Sun Lei, the two people made a scene.
Students: “Quiet!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Just not quiet! What?”
Sun Lei: “Yes, just not quiet.”
Four pugilistic students immediately clapped and rushed over.
The artists dodged out of the way:
“It’s those two!”
“It has nothing to do with us.”
“We weren’t arguing.”
“Sun Lei and Li Tiezhu.”
“Li Tiezhu is the loudest.”
The four big men chased after Sun Lei and ran out, not even looking at Li Tiezhu when they passed by, they couldn’t fight anyway.
Sun Lei was caught up by them and lifted up and turned dizzy.
After being put down, Sun Lei: “Why only arrest me? Li Tiezhu also yelled ah!”
A student lost his shoe and was putting it on: “Li Tiezhu? We didn’t hear you.”
Sun Lei: “You think I’m easy to bully, don’t you?”
The student walked away, “Right.”
Sun Lei: “……”
