“Still young ah, but it’s okay, learn from your mistakes and grow up with two more falls.”
“Ancient saying: ‘the military, the country’s major events, the place of life and death, the way of survival, can not be ignored’. Zhu adults in the future also need to be more attentive only line ah, hearsay, rootless according to ten thousand must not ……”
“Oh, pay attention to it, Lord Zhu did not send a word in the set of discussion ah. If you want to have something to say on the military affairs assembly, you still need to read more books on military affairs, learn more from the generals, and you also need to be more precipitation, there are goods in the stomach, so that you can have something to say on the mouth, and the road is still very long, Your Excellency Zhu.”
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After Zhu Pingan came out from the Ministry of War, his ears were still surrounded by a sentence or false or taunting words.
Hehe ……
Zhu Pingan tugged the corners of his mouth downwards before setting off on the road back to the Peach Blossom Set without looking back.
During this time, Marquis Linhuai and Duke Wei wanted to stay with Zhu Pingan for dinner, but Zhu Pingan politely
declined.
He was really not in the mood to eat.
According to historical records, the Shangyu landing of the Japanese pirates in a few days will come to attack Yingtian City, according to the historical trajectory, this group of Japanese pirates attacked Yingtian City, and even once almost got it, of course, even if the final failure to attack Yingtian City, the Japanese pirates also in Yingtian City under a flurry of bragging about pretending to be a pussy, and in the end, even in the Yingtian City under the whole body and retreated, you dare to believe that you are willing to do it?……
After pretending to be a pussy and still being able to run, the Japanese invaders were damn irritated! The Japanese sufferers were also stimulated HIGH TIDE!
However, the Ming Dynasty is in a state of shock! The people of Jiangnan can be pierced by ten thousand arrows!
Zhu Pingan is not willing to accept this scene. I, Zhu Pingan, since I am known, how can I turn a blind eye and a deaf ear!
If I don’t have a companion, then I’ll walk alone! I, Zhu Ping An, will do my best!
Even if I can’t stop this group of Japanese from attacking Yingtian, then I will do my best to bury them under Yingtian City!
If you want to run away after playing hard to get, there’s no such thing in the world that’s so cheap.
To get rid of the Japanese invaders, let’s start with this group of Japanese invaders first!
Zhu Pingan made up his mind! With his eyes firmly set, he returned to the Peach Blossom Village without looking back.
As the saying goes, if a good deed goes unnoticed, a bad deed travels a thousand miles.
After Zhu Pingan left, the urgent military situation that he reported at the Ministry of the Army’s meeting, under the impetus of the people who had the intention to do so, became a joke after dinner, and spread rapidly, in less than half a day’s time, wherever the government office is located in Yingtian’s Yamen, people know this joke, and then quickly spread within the Yamen, and also spread virally outside the government, and even in some of the teahouses there are already people laughing about the urgent military situation that Zhu Pingan had. emergency military situation.
Yingtian city rise flat day for a long time, in addition to the Yongle Emperor seized the throne, Yingtian city is considered to have seen half of the sword, the other time Yingtian what ever war, what ever seen the sword it. Take the current increasingly intense Japanese disease, don’t see the Japanese make a lot of noise, there has never been half a spark burned to the Yingtian city.
应天，应天，应天者，上应天意也！
In any case, Yingtian City was once the imperial city, and is now the capital of the Ming Dynasty. We were once under the feet of the Son of Heaven, so what kind of ungrateful spirits and monsters would dare to come to Yingtian to defy the will of Heaven and offend its authority?
It is not an exaggeration to say that even if the sky falls, not a single brick will hit Yingtian City.
As Yingtian people, we still have this pride and confidence.
It was because Yingtian people had this pride and self-confidence that when they heard the jokes about Zhu Pingan’s urgent military situation that had been deliberately spread by people with an axe to grind, that’s why they found it particularly funny and why it spread so quickly.
The sky won’t even fall on Yingtian, how dare you say that eighty Japanese pirates would dare to hit Yingtian?
You are not joking!
Moreover, I heard that the one who reported this urgent military information was also last year’s Scholar of the Encyclopaedia!
Well, that’s even funnier!
He’s a top student, and he’s reporting on an emergency situation that’s out of line! Oh, this is reading stupid, right? For the first time in my life, I’m sceptical about the idea that the Scholar’s Lang is the star of the underworld.
“Pfft …… What do you say, eighty Japanese invaders attacked Yingtian City, that Zhejiang Tidings Inspection Department of Zhu Pingan Zhu Lord he really said so? Hahaha …… What a laugh.”
“If this group of eighty or so Japanese pirates really come to attack and disturb Yingtian City, do you believe me when I eat shit in public?!”
“I heard that he’s also a Scholar Lang, I really doubt how on earth he got into the Scholar Lang exam! It is said that the scholar scholar is the star of literature, ahem, I think it is the star of literature is not careful to land on the ground, fall stupid right?!”
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In the heart of the people to push the waves, Zhu Pingan became Yingtian’s a small material, rich in gossip and laughter after tea.
Afternoon.
Jiangsu and Zhejiang Tidings and Regulations Department has got the exact news from the Ministry of War, Zhu Pingan really in the Ministry of War assembly report his urgent military situation “Shangyu landing of Japanese invaders will be attacking Yingtian”.
The news was obtained by Zhang Chufeng from his good friend at the Ministry of War.
“Pfft, Zhu Pingan actually reported his outrageous urgent military information at the military department meeting?!”
Zhang Chufeng couldn’t help but laugh on the spot when he got the exact news, and then quickly spread the news in the Tidings and Pressure Enforcement Division’s Yamen, and soon no one in the entire Yamen knew about it.
“Hey, surnamed Zhang, since little brother Chu has already given you this urgent military news first before going to the Ministry of War, why don’t you stop him and let him go to the Ministry of War to make a fool of himself, are you bent on it?!”
After Chu Xiong learnt of this news, he slapped Zhang Chufeng’s shoulder with his big hand like a bear claw and spat.
“Hehe, Fatty Chu you’re typically measuring the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a small man! Why didn’t we stop ah, I was hard to persuade Zi Hou ah, tell the facts and reasoning, tell him the fallacy of the emergency military situation, but I would have heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines in the ditch, Zi Hou he simply did not listen to me. Zi Hou was young and eager to make a success of himself. He was so determined that he insisted on sending the urgent military information to the Ministry of War! We couldn’t persuade him to do so, and we couldn’t tie Zi Hou up, so we could only watch as he reported to the Ministry of War. In addition, there were considerations at the time, we are civil officials, we are not as professional about the military as the Ministry of War, what if Zi Hou’s urgent military intelligence has merit?!”
Zhang Chufeng sneered back at Chu Xiong and shrugged his shoulders, putting all the blame on Zhu Pingan.
“I see that you did it on purpose.” Chu Xiong rolled his eyes.
“Hehe, Fatty Chu this is pure slander, at that time, Lord Tui Tai and Lord Bai could all be present and could all testify for me.” Zhang Chufeng shrugged his shoulders, then patted Chu Xiong’s shoulder, pulled the corner of his mouth and said with a smile, “Fatty Chu, if you want to start a rumour, I advise you to save your breath.”
For the next whole day, Zhang Chufeng was all smiles, in such a good mood that he unconsciously hummed a couple of ditties every now and then, and even ate a big bowl more than usual for dinner.
After the release of the Yamen, Zhang Chufeng called his friends, pigeons, and began to impeach Zhu Pingan’s matters.
