“What beggar ah, open your eyes to take a closer look, see if I have a familiar feeling?”
The beggar in the centre was driven away, like a tiger that was stepped on its tail, reaching out and pointing at his face, shouting loudly.
“Familiar my arse, who do you think you are, there is no mirror, there is always urine, also do not take a piss to see!”
“Your face is as dirty as the bottom of a pot, your own parents do not recognise you, we can see a bird familiar to?!”
“Let’s go, want to beg for food to go to the city to go, not to starve you, don’t make trouble here, if it affects the Zhejian army drill formation, you are as ten generations of abandoned children can’t atone for your sins.”
“How big face ah, want to fart eat it.”
People heard the beggar’s shouting, couldn’t help but ridicule, and drove them out without mercy.
The zhejiang army is the guardian of suzhou, the zhejiang army will come out to patrol the city daily to pull the drill, can’t let these three beggars influence.
People have no mercy to drive people.
Three beggars can’t beat the hands, the hand of the dog stick are in the chaos of the drop, woefully driven by the crowd on the side of the road, the beggar in the centre is in the chaos of a foot slippery, fell a dog’s shit.
“Outrageous, outrageous, really degrading, do you know who I am?”The beggar in the centre rose up from the ground in a sorry state, ran his hand through his hair, stomped his foot hard, and shouted hysterically.
“Hahaha, who are you, you’re a beggar, who else could you be? Who do you think you are.”
“Come on people, who have urine zi wake him up ……”
“The fire is big urine yellow first on, nourish wake him up, have eaten fruit today lean back, do not let him taste the sweetness ……”
People heard the beggar’s hysterical shouting, could not help but laugh and laugh.
“Shut up! All listen to me!”
“I’ll tell you who I am!”
“Family nephew Zhu Pingan!”
“Zhu is the national surname ‘Zhu’, Ping is the ‘Ping’ of ruling the country and levelling the world, and An is the ‘An’ of An getting a fierce warrior to guard the four directions, Zhu Pingan! Is that clear? I’ll say it again if you don’t hear me clearly, my nephew Zhu Pingan!!!”
The beggar in the centre took a deep breath, held his head high, used all his strength to shout at the people around.
After shouting, the beggar lifted his chin, a face of pride and complacency once again looked around the crowd, just like a hen that laid an egg.
Family nephew Zhu Pingan!
This sentence was as if he had put a bull pen buff on himself, instantly making himself bull pen.
However, this was not the case in the eyes of outsiders.
“Family nephew Zhu Pingan? Zhu Pingan? He’s talking about the Marshal of the Zhejiang Army and the Vice-Envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Tidings and Pressure Division, Lord Zhu Pingan Zhu?!!!”
“He’s a stinking beggar, how dare he claim to be Lord Zhu’s uncle! This is an insult to Lord Zhu!”
“Where’s someone, someone is impersonating Lord Zhu’s uncle, go call the Yamen to call the police to come and arrest this impostor!”
“Get out of here, don’t make a mess here, these days the Japanese are in a state of chaos, if you affect the army’s drills, can you afford to be offended?!”
People naturally do not believe the words of a stinking beggar, these days, instilling a few drops of cat urine on the mouth of the carriage of many people to go, the village of the Zhu Da Master drink too much, but also often claim to be a relative of the royal family, saying that his ancestor is the royal illegitimate son of the; and the town of Zhang Da understand, drink too much often say that his ability to surpass the norm, one night, ten times a Lang, and the result is, ten days a time to pull the crotch, which is not nonsense, it is his big-mouthed mother-in-law once!He had a fight with his mother-in-law and yelled out that she hadn’t even reacted yet, but Zhang Daqiang was already lifting his trousers. ……
So, people don’t believe the beggar’s words, all think he is in the face of their own gold, at best this beggar is also surnamed Zhu, or at most with the Zhu adults is the township party, the Zhu adults of the township party less said there are several tens of thousands of people, you count the old how many.
“Really, my nephew is really Zhu Pingan, I am really his eldest uncle, my name is Zhu Shouren, like a fake.”
The beggar in the centre shouted loudly.
“We only know Lord Zhu, how do we know who Zhu Shouren is! Quickly go, if you don’t go really report to the officials, the officials are not as good as we are.”The people simply didn’t listen to him, their faces were not good as they drove people away.
“You, you guys even treat Lord Zhu’s eldest uncle like this, you ……”The beggar in the centre jumped in anger.
As a result, in return, people are even more unkind to drive people away, and even really someone went to call the officials to go.
Good man but not before the loss, the three beggars had to temporarily avoid the front, first go people say, and then do not go to have a bitter head to eat.
In fact, they really did not lie, the beggar in the centre is Zhu Pingan’s eldest uncle Zhu Shouren, the left and right two beggars are Zhu Shouren’s mouth of the Crouching Dragon Phoenix – Hu Wei and Xia Qiang.
“What to do? We are now in this state not to mention seeing your nephew, even trying to get close to the barracks is a problem.”
Hu Wei walked on the road in a sorry state, looking back at the Zhejian army camp with a resigned face and said in a complaining manner.
“That’s right, we are now beggars that people dislike and dogs dislike, look, people passing by are covering their noses and avoiding walking, wanting to go and pay a visit to your nephew, who is the deputy envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Tidings and Pressures Department, how easy is it to talk about. Not to mention that there are so many common people stopping us from getting close to the camp, even if we get close to the camp, we will be beaten out by the guards with sticks.”
Xia Qiang also said with a frustrated face, although he didn’t complain out loud, but the words were not without complaints.
“Ahem, last time when I was in Yingtian, I was thinking about this situation and worried that some people were dog-eyed, so that’s why I was thinking of going to bathe and change my clothes and shaking my spirit before visiting my family’s virtuous nephew.”Eldest brother Zhu Shouren now found a reason to salvage his honour, giving play to the topic to find a remedy for the basket he stabbed in Yingtian.
“Brother Zhu, this is not comparable. Last time in Yingtian, we were just travelling in the dust, dressed decently, anyone who looks at it is a decent person, which is like today, ragged and in a mess, anyone who looks at it is a beggar. At that time, we are still decent people, we reported your name, see your nephew easily; but today, we are tired as a dog, who will let the beggar to the door?!”
Hu Wei unceremoniously disliked him.
Eldest uncle Zhu Shouren is also justified, the basket he stabbed in Yingtian is too big, “Cough cough, what brother Hu said is also true.”
“Alas, then what do we do? Thousands of miles to Suzhou, your nephew is right in front of us, but we can’t pay our respects, for what? In addition, we don’t have a single copper on us, food and shelter are all problems. Even if we want to return, we can only beg all the way back, this way the mountains are high, the road is far, go back to also suffer ……”Xia Qiang let out a long sigh, looking at Hu Wei and Zhu Shouren with a helpless face, not without despair, he asked.
“After spending so much effort to come here, naturally I can’t just go back like this.”Hu Wei shook his head unwillingly.
“But we can’t even get close to the barracks, how can we pay our respects to Lord Zhu?”Xia Qiang asked helplessly.
Hu Wei was silent.
Just then, eldest uncle Zhu Shouren stroked his beard, smiled smugly, and said with a confident expression, “I have a way.”
