As Jiangnan unveiled his new product, the crowd erupted in boos!
The female streamers Xu Yuan brought to ride the hype looked disappointed.
Live stream comments:
“Nan God’s really fallen off! No stall for so long, I thought he was cooking up something big!”
“Some rags for ten thousand? Does he think we’re idiots?”
“Nan God’s started chasing dirty money!”
“Underwear used to be ten quid for two! Now it’s ten thousand?”
Xu Yuan chimed in, “Nan God, I brought people to support you!”
“These girls came for you, don’t let them down!”
The female streamers behind him pouted.
But looking at the pile of underwear, their faces flushed slightly…
Are we out of touch with the times?
This is too wild!!!
Jiangnan scoffed, “You lot know nothing!”
“Big guy! Full beast transformation!”
Wu Liang finally understood why Jiangnan brought him along!
Another chance to show off his impressive physique?
At the thought, Wu Liang’s face lit up with excitement.
“Alright!”
With a loud rip.
Under everyone’s shocked gazes!
Wu Liang, nearly 2 metres tall, transformed into a 4-metre-tall giant black bear!
His jeans and short-sleeved shirt burst apart!
Delivering an unparalleled visual shock!
At that moment!
The entire scene fell silent!
The crowd was practically petrified!
Their jaws nearly hit the ground.
“Ah! My eyes…”
“What the hell did I just see?”
“Damn! My worldview! My worldview’s completely shattered!”
“I’ll need so much study material to heal my wounded soul!”
Jiangnan was stunned too!
No way!
This wasn’t the intended effect?
He turned back and saw a sight he’d never forget!
A 4-metre-tall black bear!
Wearing Pikachu triangle briefs!
Wu Liang’s bear face sported a proud smile.
He struck a biceps-flexing bodybuilding pose!
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn!
Why’d he switch to Pikachu again?
“Quick! Change back!”
If he didn’t, he’d scare the aunties’ kids to tears!
Wu Liang reverted to human form.
The crowd let out another wave of gasps!
A 2-metre-tall, iron-tower-like muscle man, paired with Pikachu!
Absolutely explosive!
Wu Liang revelled in it!
Yes!
This was the feeling of being the centre of attention!
Thrilling!
Jiangnan: …
Has Wu Liang awakened some weird trait?
After Burst-Clothes Maniac and Triangle Tough Guy!
Now he’s got Social Overdrive Syndrome?
What the hell!
Xu Yuan and the two female streamers were dumbfounded!
What kind of outrageous move was this!
The live stream comments exploded.
“No words, just ‘damn’ will do!”
“Just needs a pole now!”
“Bulgarian Demon King’s successor has arrived!”
Jiangnan seized the moment!
“See that! Everyone see that!”
“These shorts are a godsend for beast-transformation abilities!”
“Letting you transform freely in battle, no embarrassment!”
“A must-have triangle for tough guys!”
“No cute girl can resist!”
“Hulk-approved, it’s that good!”
“Trendy, stylish, no worries!”
“Ten thousand each, grab them!”
“Outshine the campus beauties and hunks!”
Jiangnan’s sales pitch soared!
Leaving the crowd dizzy and enthralled.
To match Jiangnan’s brainwashing, Wu Liang transformed again and again!
Showing off his muscles from every angle!
At that moment, the crowd was genuinely hooked!
Being University City!
Many were students, and beast-transformation ability users were common!
They shared Wu Liang’s struggles!
And these Hulk-brand shorts perfectly solved their problems!
Look at Wu Liang!
Such a massive transformation, and his Pikachu briefs stayed snug!
“Meow! Give me two! I’ll switch them out!”
“Me! And me, I want three!”
A handsome guy, “Give me one!”
Jiangnan was shocked, “One’s not enough, mate! Don’t you need a spare?”
The guy, “If the front gets dirty, I can wear it backwards!”
Jiangnan looked horrified!
What?
What kind of player is this?
Forget I said anything!
With Wu Liang’s display, Hulk-brand shorts sold like crazy!
The two female streamers with Xu Yuan crouched down, picking through them!
Looking at Jiangnan, one asked, “Nan God! No discount for girls?”
“I want this one!”
The girl held up a Maruko-chan pair!
“Discount? No way!”
What’s a girl?
Is a girl prettier than money?
“Don’t be so heartless! I’ll wear it at home, send you a pic! Give me one free, okay?”
The female streamer batted her eyes, flirting subtly!
Xu Yuan: !!!
Damn!
There’s such a deal?
His mind raced, and he quickly covered his nose!
That works?
Jiangnan’s expression turned serious, “A discount’s possible, try it on here, and it’s free!”
Female streamer: ???
Her face darkened!
Try it on here?
Are you serious?
With so many people? I’d be completely exposed!
“Giggle~ You’re so naughty!”
[Resentment Points from Li Qin +666!]
Xu Yuan chuckled, “Xiao Qin, I’ll pay! Send me the pics at home, okay?”
Li Qin shot Xu Yuan a look, “Dream on!”
Xu Yuan: ???
Why?
She’d send them to Jiangnan!
But not me?
I’m paying!
Jiangnan grinned brightly, “Want to know the difference between you and me?”
Xu Yuan paused, then asked, “What?”
Jiangnan pointed at Li Qin, then himself.
“See? That’s an ‘e’ character!”
Then pointed at Li Qin, then Xu Yuan!
“What’s this?”
Xu Yuan thought for a moment, “A ‘you’ character?”
Jiangnan shook his head.
“No, no, no! It’s a ‘niu’ character! That’s the difference!”
Li Qin, “Pfft… hahaha!”
She laughed until tears came!
Xu Yuan: ???
What the hell!
Yours is an ‘e’? Why’s mine a ‘niu’?
‘Niu’? Isn’t that ‘girl’ plus ‘ugly’?
No need to insult me so indirectly!
Can’t understand it without some education!
[Resentment Points from Xu Yuan +1000!]
Just then!
The crowd, frantically buying Hulk-brand shorts, suddenly fell silent!
Jiangnan was puzzled!
What’s going on?
He turned back, and his eyes nearly popped out!
He fell off his little stool in fright!
Wu Liang had reverted from black bear to human form!
But unlike before.
This time, the Hulk-brand shorts didn’t revert with him!
They lost their elasticity!
Slowly sliding down from Wu Liang’s body!
Right to his ankles…
Jiangnan: !!!
Wu Liang: ???
