And so!
Five burly men danced by the roadside!
Drawing a crowd of onlookers!
Their scruffy stubble.
Their jiggling beer bellies.
Tsk tsk tsk!
They attracted plenty of spectators, all whipping out their phones to record!
“My goodness! What the bloody hell is this?”
“Dancing like that in broad daylight? And a bunch of blokes at that?”
“Absolutely shameless! What’s wrong with this world?”
“Tsk tsk tsk! They’re dancing quite professionally!”
“I’m going to be sick!”
…
[Resentment points from Sun Qiang +1000!]
He was utterly humiliated!
Some enthusiastic netizen even posted the video on Weibo.
The views exploded!
Title:
Perverts spotted on Donglin Street! Performing pole dances in public! Disgusting to hear! Vomit-inducing to see!
Please, fellow citizens, travel with caution!
They danced for a full half hour before Jiang Nan let them go!
He also pocketed 50,000 yuan, giving every penny to Master Wang, the driver!
In the van, the team couldn’t stop laughing.
An Ning grumbled: “God Nan, what kind of twisted hobby is this?”
Jiang Nan chuckled: “You don’t get it! When others are miserable, I’m chuffed!”
“Driver, to Tianxiu Mall!”
An Ning: ???
Su Rui, puzzled: “Why the mall? Aren’t we on a mission?”
The others were equally confused.
Jiang Nan looked at them like they were idiots.
“On a mission? What’s your plan?”
“Going to Suka Town like this? Fully armed to take on the enemy?”
“Steal the nuclear warhead? Your heads aren’t just bald, they’re waterlogged!”
The team exchanged glances!
Indeed!
Going like this was a death sentence!
Not only would they fail to retrieve the warhead, they’d be taken out the moment they entered Suka Town!
That place was a den of thieves!
“So what’s the plan? Got any ideas?”
Jiang Nan grinned: “From now on, we’re members of the Bald Gang!”
“I’m your boss!”
“And Sister Ningning and Little Ruirui are my women, got it?”
Wang Tie, shocked: “God Nan! You’re planning to pose as a domestic underground group?”
“Infiltrate Suka Town? Trade with them?”
At Wang Tie’s words, the team’s eyes lit up!
They’d all been racking their brains, clueless about this mission!
Who’d have thought Jiang Nan would tackle it this way!
An Ning burst out laughing: “Bald Gang? That’s fitting!”
The team’s faces darkened!
Jiang Nan must’ve planned this, tricking them into drinking that potion!
Chen Chen: “You’re the Bald Gang boss! You’ve got to be bald too!”
Jiang Nan scoffed: “Know what a boss is? A boss has to stand out!”
Chen Chen: “Then why do An Ning and Su Rui both get to be your women?”
“One’s enough, right?”
He rubbed his hands, excited: “Give me An Ning!”
An Ning grabbed Jiang Nan’s neck, furious: “Pah! Shameless!”
Chen Chen: ???
Jiang Nan, enraged: “Oi! You bastard! Daring to eye the boss’s women!”
“Get him!”
Chen Chen: !!!
Bloody hell!
You’re already in character?
Am I too serious, or are you too deep in the role?
[Resentment points from Chen Chen +1000!]
The Dark Night squad emerged from Tianxiu Mall, dressed in unison!
Shiny bald heads!
Tank tops and shorts!
Big gold chains, small watches!
Reflective sunglasses, floral shirts!
Each wearing flip-flops!
An Ning rocked white skinny jeans and a crop top.
A wavy-haired, mature vibe.
Petite Su Rui dressed like a trendy uni student!
Strutting down the street, Jiang Nan had an arm around An Ning and Su Rui’s waists, grinning smugly!
Walking with a swagger!
Very swagger!
Nostrils to the sky, like he’d reached the peak of life.
The team, usually so disciplined, felt uneasy.
Chen Chen, a veteran, blended in effortlessly!
Wang Tie asked: “Brother Chen! How do we act like underground criminals?”
The others looked over, curious.
“Yeah, Brother Chen! Share some tips!”
“I feel we’re too stiff!”
Chen Chen raised an eyebrow: “See Jiang Nan?”
Everyone nodded.
“Tone it down a bit, and you’re there!”
Wang Tie: ???
Team: ???
Bloody hell?
Tone it down?
So Jiang Nan’s more lawless than actual criminals?
Looking at his cocky swagger?
Fine! Better tone it down!
Or we’ll get a beating!
…
At the train station McDonald’s.
The group ordered a mountain of food, devouring it like wolves!
Other passengers saw their table and avoided the place!
A waiter, suppressing fear, approached: “Sir, anything I can help with?”
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up: “Anything?”
Waitress: “Yes, yes! Whatever you need, just say!”
Jiang Nan: “Can you… pay for us?”
Waitress: ???
In all my years as a waitress, I’ve never heard such a ridiculous request!
Pay for you?
Is that even human language?
[Resentment points from Liu Shuang +1000!]
The team’s faces darkened!
This is the Bald Gang boss’s style?
An Ning slapped Jiang Nan’s head!
“Could you be any stingier?”
Jiang Nan pouted!
She said anything, didn’t she?
Hmph!
Not keeping her word!
After paying, Jiang Nan led them to the ticket counter!
“Ten tickets to Suka South Station, Russia!”
“Oh! Hard seats!”
Chen Chen and the others: !!!
A 42-hour train ride!
You’re picking hard seats?
They thought they’d fly or drive across the border!
Some fancy method!
But Jiang Nan brought them to the cheapest train?
And bloody hard seats?
Chen Chen couldn’t take it, furious: “Didn’t Lynx give you mission funds?”
Jiang Nan: “She did!”
“Then don’t be so tight-fisted!”
Jiang Nan glared: “That’s Lynx’s money for me! What’s it got to do with you?”
Chen Chen: ???
An Ning, Su Rui: ???
Team: …
“Sir, that’s 18,006 yuan!”
Jiang Nan, shocked: “Bloody hell! That much?”
Then he remembered his military ID could get a discount!
But using it would expose them!
“Er… I have a student ID! I’m a student! Any discount?”
An Ning and the others covered their faces!
Enough already!
You’re determined to get that discount, aren’t you?
The ticket lady, stunned: “You’re a student?”
She eyed him up and down.
Gold chain, small watch, two women in tow!
A student?
You call that a student?
“Sorry, sir, you don’t look like one!”
Jiang Nan, furious!
Damn! How don’t I look like one?
Still, he held back: “There’s ten of us! Can you round it down?”
The ticket lady looked troubled.
An Ning covered her face: “Just round it for him! Or we’re not leaving!”
The ticket lady sighed, fine, I’ll cover the 6 yuan!
Met a real character today!
“Alright then!”
Jiang Nan grinned: “Hehe! Thanks! 1,806, right? I’ll pay now!”
Ticket lady: ???
Su Rui: ???
Team: ???
You rounded from the middle?
From 18,006 to 1,806?
You shaved off over ten grand?
An Ning exploded!
She pulled a bank card from her bag: “Use mine!”
The group instinctively stepped away from Jiang Nan!
So bloody embarrassing!
Just die of stinginess!
“Hehe! Sister Ningning’s the best!”
[Resentment points from An Ning +1000!]
[Resentment points from Su Rui +666!]
[Resentment points from Wang Tie…]
