Longbrow Zhenren never imagined that a toad could move so fast. Before he could react, the toad had already entered his mouth.
“Out—”
Longbrow Zhenren wanted to say it, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the toad slid straight down his throat.
In an instant, Longbrow Zhenren struggled to breathe, his old face turning purple-red.
The situation was extremely critical.
If the toad in his throat was not dealt with immediately, he would suffocate to death.
In this critical moment.
Longbrow Zhenren began to save himself. He circulated true qi in his palm, gripped his throat, and then the true qi rapidly seeped into it.
At once, the toad seemed to receive a huge fright and quickly entered Longbrow Zhenren’s stomach from the throat.
“Hoo…”
Longbrow Zhenren exhaled, and a very serious problem came to mind.
“Bloody hell, even a small toad nearly choked me. I wonder how those Western women endure their husbands’ big…”
Suddenly, Longbrow Zhenren’s eyes widened.
“Bloody hell! Did I swallow a mangy toad?”
Thinking of the dense lumps on the toad’s back, Longbrow Zhenren felt a wave of nausea. He desperately dug at his tongue with his hand, wanting to vomit the toad out.
But no matter what he did, it was useless.
“True qi! Right, use true qi to force it out!”
Longbrow Zhenren immediately sat cross-legged and began to circulate his energy. However, in less than three seconds, his stomach started acting up again.
The effects of the croton had kicked in.
Longbrow Zhenren had no choice but to find a corner again, relieving himself while cursing, “I do not know which knife-stabbing bastard made croton into pills to harm people. It is truly damnable.”
After a while.
Longbrow Zhenren finished relieving himself, sat cross-legged, and circulated his energy to force the toad out of his stomach with true qi.
Who knew that as soon as the true qi circulated in his meridians, his stomach churned again.
“Fuck your mother, this is going to shit me to death!”
With no other option, Longbrow Zhenren quickly ran to the corner to continue relieving himself.
“The effects of the croton are too fierce. As soon as I circulate energy, my stomach acts up.”
“It seems unrealistic to use true qi to force that toad out.”
“What to do?”
“I cannot let that toad stay in my stomach forever. Just thinking about it makes me sick.”
“Should I ask the little brat for help?”
At this thought, Longbrow Zhenren shook his head vigorously, “No, if the little brat finds out I swallowed a mangy toad alive, he will laugh me to death!”
“Once I ask the little brat for help, that bull-nosed one will know too. They will definitely mock me, and I will not be able to show my face afterwards.”
“My head can be broken, blood can flow, but face cannot be lost.”
“I must think of a way myself.”
Longbrow Zhenren furrowed his brows, racking his brains. Finally, he thought of a method.
“The croton works so well, it should be able to pull it out, right?”
“Hahaha, even such a good method was thought up by me. I am truly a genius.”
Longbrow Zhenren laughed happily, then immediately furrowed his brows again.
“That mangy toad is small, but covered in lumps. Pulling it out should hurt a lot, right?”
“Not necessarily. If it really hurts that much, how do those Western women like their husbands’ big…”
“Perhaps I should test it first.”
Longbrow Zhenren turned his head and saw a wooden stick as thick as a water cup in the nearby snow, feeling tempted…
At that moment.
Longbrow Zhenren’s stomach suddenly felt a sharp pain, as if a ball of fire was burning inside it. He broke out in cold sweat from the pain.
“Oh no, that toad is not poisonous, is it?”
At this thought, Longbrow Zhenren quickly ran to the hall entrance and shouted loudly, “Little brat, save me—”
Bang!
Before Longbrow Zhenren could finish speaking, he collapsed to the ground.
Ye Qiu and the others were in the hall, preparing to enter the second room, when they suddenly heard Longbrow Zhenren’s shout and rushed out.
Reaching the door, everyone was dumbfounded.
Longbrow Zhenren lay on the ground, face ashen-blue, body convulsing nonstop, white foam constantly spilling from his mouth.
“The mangy dog is poisoned!” Chongxu Daoist exclaimed in shock.
Ye Qiu hurried forward, gripped Longbrow Zhenren’s pulse with one hand, and his expression turned grave.
“What potent poison!”
Ye Qiu’s heart shook. Finally, his gaze fell on Longbrow Zhenren’s stomach.
Could it be those three pills?
Chongxu Daoist’s voice rang out again, “This mangy dog, what did he have to eat that was not good? He had to eat croton. Now look, not only diarrhoea, but also poisoned…”
“It is not the croton.” Ye Qiu quietly activated his heavenly eye and said with a strange expression, “There is a… mangy toad in the old thing’s stomach.”
Everyone collectively petrified.
“Fuck, this mangy dog does not even spare a mangy toad. He is truly a pervert. From now on, I need to stay far away from him.”
Chongxu Daoist looked disgusted.
“The toxin of this mangy toad is very strong. I will treat the old thing.”
After Ye Qiu spoke, he took out his golden needles. Just as he was about to insert them, he suddenly sensed something amiss.
Under the heavenly eye, Ye Qiu clearly saw a vast aura wandering through Longbrow Zhenren’s meridians.
“What is this?”
Ye Qiu gripped Longbrow Zhenren’s pulse again and probed carefully for a while. He discovered that the aura came from the mangy toad.
“Could it be that this mangy toad is some extraordinary treasure?”
Ye Qiu also noticed that the aura’s power was growing stronger, rapidly spreading into Longbrow Zhenren’s eight extraordinary meridians.
As for the toxin, it was steadily decreasing.
Ye Qiu stood up and put away his golden needles.
“Big brother, why are you not treating Senior Longbrow?” Xiao Zhan saw Ye Qiu’s action and asked puzzledly.
Ye Qiu smiled, “No need for treatment. That mangy toad is no ordinary thing. The old thing has stumbled upon treasure this time.”
Hm?
Everyone was surprised.
Soon, Longbrow Zhenren stopped convulsing, no more white foam from his mouth, and his complexion returned to normal.
About three minutes passed.
A very strong aura emanated from Longbrow Zhenren’s body. Except for Ye Qiu and Huzi, everyone else felt a powerful pressure.
This was absolute suppression of realms!
“Is the mangy dog about to… break through?”
Chongxu Daoist was full of surprise.
“The old thing has turned misfortune into fortune this time. Senior Chongxu, you need to step it up, or you will have a hard time later.” Ye Qiu said with a smile.
After another moment, a suppressing aura spread across the sky, and thick thunderclouds appeared above the ninth heaven.
The heavenly tribulation was about to descend!
Longbrow Zhenren had not woken yet. If he faced the heavenly tribulation now, he might be struck dead.
Ye Qiu quickly woke Longbrow Zhenren.
“Quick, suppress your cultivation.” Ye Qiu urged.
Longbrow Zhenren hurriedly complied, and finally, the thunderclouds dissipated.
The next second, Chongxu Daoist stepped forward and asked with a cheeky smile, “Mangy dog, where did you find that mangy toad? Are there any more? Take me there quick!”
