But watching the diamond treasure dangling around Andrei’s neck!
Jiangnan couldn’t help but break character!
Everyone’s gazes on Andrei were utterly bizarre!
Andrei was thoroughly satisfied, standing up and announcing loudly, “It’s settled then!”
“The nuke belongs to the Bald Gang!”
“As for the other groups! No deal, but let’s part on good terms!”
“There might be chances to work together in the future!”
“Come! Bring the drinks!”
The others stood up too!
The leaders’ eyes couldn’t help but fall on Jiangnan!
Some with schadenfreude, some with cold smirks, some as sinister as vipers!
An Ning, Chen Chen, and the others knew!
The real battle was about to begin!
A few scantily clad dancers brought over prepared depth charge cocktails!
Placing them on the table.
But the blonde dancer heading toward Jiangnan suddenly stumbled!
Her high heel snapped!
In a panic, she instinctively grabbed at something!
And caught Jiangnan’s trousers!
“Rip!”
Jiangnan froze on the spot!
An entire drink spilled all over him!
He was absolutely drenched!
The drink wasn’t the issue!
The problem was…
The falling dancer had pulled Jiangnan’s trousers down!
Jiangnan: !!!
Everyone was stunned for a moment.
Bloody hell?
Floral boxers?
With cartoon patterns on the front?
An Ning and Su Rui froze, then struggled to stifle their laughter!
No way!
South God has such a childish side?
Those floral boxers were bloody dazzling!
So flamboyant!
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Katrina, still reeling from the diamond treasure!
Looked down at Jiangnan’s cartoon floral boxers and lost it!
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The dancer, flustered, “Sorry! Sorry! I’m so sorry!”
She never imagined, delivering a drink!
She’d end up yanking Jiangnan’s trousers down!
Jiangnan: …
Bloody embarrassing!
This was too sudden!
Completely unprepared!
He quietly pulled up his trousers, right, stay calm!
As long as I’m not embarrassed!
You lot are the ones who should be!
Andrei was stunned too, but as an old hand, “Sorry, brother!”
“Didn’t mean to startle you!”
“Another drink!”
A second drink was brought over, everyone raising their glasses.
Of course! Someone as cunning as Jiangnan wouldn’t drink!
Who knows what weird stuff Andrei might’ve spiked it with!
A spatial wormhole opened! The other end?
Straight into Wei Changsheng’s mouth!
Jiangnan was chugging away!
Wei Changsheng beside him widened his eyes!
Bloody hell?
This amount’s off!
A bit much!
Whatever, drink!
Jiangnan snickered!
Just then, a “crack” sounded.
Accompanied by the dancer’s scream!
The steel pole in the middle of the dance floor snapped from the ceiling!
Crashing down!
“Clang!”
A sharp ring!
The pole’s end smashed right onto Jiangnan’s head!
Jiangnan: !!!
Mid-drink, Jiangnan shuddered.
The drink went up his nose!
“Cough cough~ ugh! Cough cough cough!”
Jiangnan clutched his nose, coughing violently, tears streaming!
His head buzzed from the pole’s impact!
What the hell?
What’s going on?
A broken pole hitting my head?
What kind of luck?
Choking on a drink too!
Jiangnan rubbed his head!
What’s the deal?
Karma for too many bad deeds?
No way!
The world’s kind to good-looking people!
Why so unlucky today!
Unlucky?
Wait?
I just ate a lucky cherry!
The effect just wore off!
The side effect… it’s not bad luck, is it?
Jiangnan’s face filled with horror!
A chill ran down his spine!
Bloody hell!
No way it’s that bad?
As lucky as I was before? That’s how unlucky I am now?
What the…
Katrina, “Hahaha!”
She was laughing so hard she could barely stand!
The team was struggling to hold it in, rarely seeing Jiangnan so flustered!
For some reason!
It felt oddly satisfying?
The leaders were dumbfounded too!
How bad is his luck?
A falling pole hitting his head?
Like knocking on a wooden fish?
Andrei coughed lightly, “That’s about it then, let’s part ways amicably!”
“Please don’t linger in Suka Town!”
“It’s no good for anyone, as for Brother Jiangnan!”
“I’ll set a time to show you the goods, wait for my call!”
Jiangnan waved, “OK!”
His mind wasn’t on the nuke at all!
He was just panicking!
Terrified!
Everything around him felt like it was out to get him!
All Jiangnan wanted was to get back to the hotel!
The group left the bar!
The deal went smoothly, everyone was pleased!
Except Jiangnan, paranoid, glancing east, peering west!
An Ning, puzzled, “What’s wrong? Someone tailing us?”
Jiangnan swallowed, “No…”
Katrina laughed, “That revolver game! Did you use up all your luck?”
“You’ve been so unlucky since just now!”
“Hahaha!”
An Ning couldn’t hold back, “Serves you right! For always teasing us!”
Jiangnan glared, “I gave you free foot massages, didn’t I?”
“You ungrateful…”
“Bloody hell!”
Mid-sentence, Jiangnan tripped on the kerb!
His body lurched forward!
A faceplant on flat ground?
In a panic, Jiangnan reached to brace himself!
He looked closely!
Bloody hell!
A dog turd the size of a rice bowl on the ground?
That big?
What kind of dog left that?
His hand was about to land in it!
No way!
Watch me teleport!
A flash, Jiangnan appeared 30 metres away!
“Phew~”
“Finally…”
“Clang!”
Another sharp sound, Jiangnan, fresh from teleporting, crashed into a lamppost!
“Damn!”
Jiangnan clutched his nose, crouching!
His mindset collapsed!
What the hell! This unlucky?
I won’t stay this unlucky forever, will I?
“South God! South God!”
“Above! Above!”
Jiangnan: ???
“What’s above?”
He looked up!
Too late!
The lamppost’s shade fell, smacking Jiangnan in the face!
Jiangnan, “Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!”
An endless chain of disasters?
Determined to mess with me?
Jiangnan exploded on the spot!
The team looked at Jiangnan like he was cursed!
This unlucky?
Bloody hell! Is bad luck contagious?
They all kept their distance from Jiangnan!
Jiangnan looked aggrieved!
“Big beauty! Don’t go!”
“Protect me!”
“I’m scared I won’t make it back to the hotel alive!”
Katrina, disgusted, “Stay away from me!”
“Bad luck’s contagious!”
Jiangnan reached for Katrina’s retreating figure!
“Big beauty! Wait…”
This grab!
Not only did Jiangnan freeze!
Katrina stiffened too!
Everyone was stunned.
Jiangnan’s hand, through her clothes, hooked onto Katrina’s bra strap!
Pulling it out long!
Jiangnan, “Uh…”
In a daze, he let go!
“Snap!”
The bra strap snapped back, smacking Katrina’s back!
A sharp sound!
“Yah!!!”
Katrina clutched her chest, face red with fury!
Instinctively, she spun and kicked!
Jiangnan’s body was sent flying!
Spinning over 30 metres!
Crashing through a concrete wall!
Buried under the rubble…
Jiangnan, lifeless, “I’m too bloody doomed!”
Sobbing!!!
